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No.141567 [Reply]
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS POSTING ON HEYURI?

MY MOM!

LATER, LADIES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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No.141568
O HAI
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No.141543 [Reply]
Do any people here have there own personal websites? We should share our work with eachother

this one is mine. Its a bit modest because its my first website, but im still somewhat proud of it
mysticombat.com
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i've made so many web sites in my life but i have nothing active right now. i want to make a home linux server soon so hopefully i can make something on it that heyuri finds useful or interesting.
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No.141551
never not going to take the chance to plug my site if asked lol https://miredo.neocities.org
would pay for hosting and a domain, but I'm cheap/lazy
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No.141552
>>141548
this feels suuuuuper 2007, although it'd have been made in flash back then
very nostalgic
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No.141553
one of the greatest things i've laid my eyes on after ENORMOUS COCK
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No.141556
>Im a retard, its mysticcombat.com with 2 c's
This kicks ass! biggrin

I tried leaving a comment under the deepthroat flash but it didn't seem to work unsure
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No.141109 [Reply]
A few months ago, I don't remember exactly when, I made a thread about some keylogger I was going to plant on my uni's computer labs. Well, the day has come, but I've reached a roadblock. The plan is that I will store the logs locally and then, using a batch script, send them to my machine every 5 minutes through SSH (the machine will be on the same network). The problem is that, when I send the file to my computer with SCP, it asks for a password. As I understand it, you can bypass this by generating an ssh key, but that'd only work if it was one computer sending the files; in my case, there'll be many. Ideally I would like to hardcode my password on the batch script, but I don't know how to do that.
Thoughts? If heyuri helps me I might send some lulzy stuff later if the plan succeeds.
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No.141539
>>141535
use your brain cell retard
change the short cut icons to be your script and then start the corresponding program normally. hide file extensions. swap icon. get fancy and obfuscate your script just if some one right clicks edit
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>>141538
yep
>>141539
the computer resets everything when its reboot, except for files left in one folder which is cleaned once a week, that's where the logs are kept
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No.141542
>>141540
how long does the setup take each day?
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No.141547
>>141540
that is strange is it a vm? i don't know anything about windows but that sounds pretty cool what they did. most hacker thing to do is boot into ur own os (if the bios is not locked) and edit files from there in a privilege environment.
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No.143311
i think OP went to prison
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No.141517 [Reply]
Have you ever lost anything to a time paradox?

https://youtu.be/mjq4pjvyPRA?si=xYM3JP1AyiIkh70g
https://open.spotify.com/track/7ey2mawPCIN8VjI4V8MkEN?si=yODQ5hDFRe23DEvm_Q-XMw
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No.141532
I lost my PENIS to a PENIS paradox. cry
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No.141536
yes but perhaps i shouldn't talk about it
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No.141537
Well the last 8 years has flown by yet every month still feels like it lasts forever. (´ー`) Is that what you mean?
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No.141493 [Reply]
this is me when I interact with my cats angry am I secretly a sadist unsure
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No.141500
rude
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No.141512
At the start, he sounds like James Hetfield at the beginning of One when he's shouting orders like a soldier
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No.141525
IM GOING TO RAPE YOU
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No.141267 [Reply]
I took my daughter out shooting today, what did you do?
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I could have saved her. cry
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No.141471
wish I wasn't broke, I want to go shooting more than once every few months when my buddy comes around to bring us to the range ( ´ω`)
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No.141494
>>141470
would
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No.141503
>>141470
i used to have an mdfmk cd smile
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>>141503
Nice. I now use my old XTORT jewel case as a surface to snort ketamine. dizzy

I used to have the Vogue/Sex On the Flag single too but lost it. cry Sucks cause that one had such cool album art.
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No.141003 [Reply]
do you like AUTISTIC ROBOT LOLIS? if so i'm streaming various episodes of seasons 3 & 4 of small wonder in hd (not available anywhere else on the internet in this quality as far as i know) in the next 20 minutes or so and i'd like it if you watched it with me and chatted about it! link is 8chan.tv/c/comfyneps
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No.141287
>>141278
i think you might be a robot too, just like your robot crush biggrin
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No.141445
>>141287
i've never met a captcha i couldn't solve unsure
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>>141003
>AUTISTIC ROBOT LOLIS
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>>141464
vicki could beat megan's ass
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No.142736
did he ever end up uploading this
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No.141480 [Reply]
if you have enough chinese anti-aging pills... could you become a loli?
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No.141483
if yuo taek enuf it mite speed up yuo become loli!! iyahoowahaiyahoowahaiyahoo
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No.141490
No, but if you shove enough of them up your ass, you'll have a smooth, wrinkle-free butthole. biggrin
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No.141495
You will die and might be born as a girl in your next life... so yes! biggrin
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No.141489 [Reply]
Bitch Shut up ╭∩╮
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No.141491
She didn't even say anything. closed-eyes
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>>141491
𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓸 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓪
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No.140684 [Reply]
/b/, when's the point of pervertdom- where there's no turning back? Because I've been alone all my life, and I feel this loneliness has driven me to voyeurism.
I admit, I'm too incompetent to hire an escort, and too pussy to drive out to a far place to meet one. So, what I do instead, is beat off to my sister's period wipes, and secretly record her when she's gassy.
Today alone I beat off nine times to a burp I captured her releasing shortly after dinner. Any time she's even a little foul, I wind up stalking her until something hot happens. It zaps up basically all of my free time outside of work, or browsing /b/.
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have you ever marked your territory on any of your sister's stuff?
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No.140980
>>140978
nothing beyond some dead skin pieces that came off my nose from sniffing her panties too hard
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No.141478
i wish i had a brother that would do those things to me happy
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No.141484
>>141478
post bewbage with timestamp happy
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No.141485
>>141478
If that were true, then you'd record a video of yourself farting and post it for us to fap to. closed-eyes2
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No.140467 [Reply]
How do people make friends? Genuine question..i dunno if many heyuri users have friends but if you do how? I can never make any online or in real life cry
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No.141447
>>141446
Oh I think I fixed it.
I needed to log into account on .jp site to turn of spam blocking which blocks any messages not on my contacts list.
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No.141448
Heres mine nyaoo
[email protected]
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>>140467
Mayhaps you could try wut normies do all the time. Connecting thru common interest! I mean like attracts like after all wink
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No.141481
my interests are avoiding people and waiting to die ( ´ω`)
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No.141482
>>141481
wao we have so much in common! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ What's your phone number (・∀・)
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No.140758 [Reply]
I think i've succeeded in making her laugh & she finds me funny, but how do i get to the next stage? Am i coming on too fast to her?
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No.141193
>>141010
I know how to talk to girls on a normal basis but i don't know how to switch to getting this fujoshi to lock lips with me
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No.141214
>>140993
>discord
you're both faggots so just proposition her and she'll have sex with you
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No.141476
this gif is mesmerizing.... where's this from?
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No.141477
>>141476
You 2 can use teh AWESOM POWAR of ImgOps today for teh low low price of ZERO neetbux, right from the COMFORT of YOUR OWN desk! astonish astonish astonish

Darker than Black

This commercial was brought to you by Heyuricorp ph34r
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No.142003
If she responds to me in a positive manner but only after afew days after ive sent a text am i screwed
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No.141257 [Reply]
U get
... JUDGMENTxd
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No.141259
>>141258
AAAAHHHHastonish
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No.141301
u get
... EGGU
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u get

... NOTHING

U LOSE

GOOD DAY, SIR angry
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No.141474
>>141301
EGGU NOOOOcry
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No.141475
>>141304
U GET SOMETHINGcool
U WIN biggrin
BAD DAY SIRglare1
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No.141472 [Reply]
(・∀・)
https://youtu.be/6Lz9Dc4Jlm4
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No.141458 [Reply]
They used teh banner I maed?!?! astonish
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No.141460
iyahoo
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