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Hey Heyuri!

Three days ago I found my first girlfriend!! I can say these have been the best three days of my life. I love her really, really strongly. she is really sweet and funny. She told me she was Asian, had a Japanese name, was into yuri, and liked girls too. She draws and watches anime, listens to Vocaloid and J-pop, and stays at home playing games on her phone. We're kind of the same height. She was perfect!! I had dreamed of her...

but then I learned that she is not Japanese!!!! She showed me her hand, so I know her skin color is #BAA88C!! (i'm #E6C9C0), and her voice is kind of like 260 Hz, I think, I don't have a lot of samples. And she probably Muslim. also she might be a rori or her dad can ask for a dowry idk she told me her mom doesn't want her to date anyone.

I'm absolutely devastated! it was soooo close to perfection, so close! I don't think I'll ever have another chance to meet a girl in my life, knowing she is the first one I found in 26 years...i'm scare to ask for here face cause i may don't like it , today again she wake me up by sending me "good morning i love you"

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!
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>>193112
I had a clingy 15 year old internet gf once. I always thought I'd enjoy that, but actually, she was super fucking annoying. Good luck.
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I gonna kill op and steal his gf.
:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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is that :nigra: talking about internet gf? lmao imagine
>she is lot lighter than mine sadly
hahahahahaha
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>>193112
not gonna end well OP
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>>193104
this is why i hate bothering with relationships, why the fuck does everything have to be so secretive ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ

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Your fortune: Dark times are to come

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>>192986
no love for ANUS :cry:
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>>192943
Why do the commenters with the most dogshit opinions always have this guy as their youtube icon
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>>193063
it's a slacktavist campaign
the idea is supposed to be that you're against remote data collection, with the visual parallel being that the microsoft buddy things would take your name, birthday, etc. and would use it to "improve" your experience without sending that information to the company
but of course you're too addicted to youtube to actually stop using it so you just change your pfp instead of actually spending any thought on your privacy
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:biggrin:
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>>193062
one love for ANUS ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself


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BUNKASAI! :dance: BUNKASAI! :dance: BUNKASAI! :dance2:

>>>/q/70682
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PREVIEW OF THINGS TO COME

Since monsters in Hyperdimenson Neptunia don't have rights that means that I can catch a monster like alraune and turn her into my cum dumbster without facing any legal consequence?
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>>193046
Oh cool, I've been playing this too! But why use monsters as cum dumps when Compa is right there?
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water teh plant ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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yeah you can have the monsters just don't touch my uni or else i'll get really mad
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>>193046
I have that game in my ps4.

Wheel of Fortune host Jim Thornton was found on a tor pedo chat in plane
It kinda looks like CGI chat!
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>>192957
He is a Mac user
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>>192976
who's the OG author? this is cute...
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>>193055
it is actually his nickname lol
https://baraag.net/@allcharacters18
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BAKA :kuma6:
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>>193075
>cock-feeding
I often fantasize about this exact scenario... :dizzy:

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Hi heyurizens!
How do yu do?
I'm flying thank yu.
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my boss had access to cocaine and he seemed super hype but beat his woman and i think by transference it would be fun but my woman (my PENIS) would be in danger
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ough mah gad!!!1

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my pretty princess house has a window in the bathroom so ossan can watch me use the toilet and bathe :biggrin:
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are there any sims mods where you can put a camera inside the toilet bowl?
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>>193060
Sims 4 has first person mode, so a "place camera anywhere" mod could easily be vibecoded if it doesn't already exist.

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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>193048
Actually I using Debian too :sweat2:

But Mint isn't Debian-based? So, Mint == Debian :smile:
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>>193054
Debian -> Ubuntu -> Mint. So it's like Mint is Debian's granddaughter.
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>>193043
Windows doesnt detect wifi from my motherboard, linux does
Idk why :nyaoo2:
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>>193056
so LMDE?
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>>193043
ALSO!!!!!!!
For some reason my motherboasrd had its memory reset and i couldnt start the system with past tpm records and i had to make a new one meaning I WOULD HAVE LOST ALL FILES IF I WERE ON WINDOWS because of bitlocker
Luckily i dont use windows 11 where its default and bitlocker in general is pointless mostly

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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/vote.cgi?room=1788634015
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a CHEATER on HEYURI!!!!!111!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!!
:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:
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Nooooo! I just agreed what he said! It was perfect, it was flat, it was justice!!!!ยด!00=!!!!!!!
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If big tits dont win, I'm gonna hak teh server-kun and steal pedos and pedos (who likes small tits are pedos too) IPs
and after doing it, anons:worry::emo:

So, VOTE FOR BIG TITS
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big breasts require big threats while flat chests are naturally best
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>>193051
Well, You want this.
I'm going to hak server-kun.

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Pregnant pussy is the best you can get
Fuckin a bitch while her baby suckin dick (ยดใƒผ`)
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>>193004
it's aaaaawwwright
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sex should be done for the purpose of procreation
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>>193025
Sure thing. No one on Heyuri's having it. We already live according to your standards.
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>>193026
there won't be any little heyurizen running around in the big heyuri house?? :sad:
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>>193025
what about rape?

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I'll keep it brief. I think all of us here at /b/ enjoy the smell of a good butt, especially after the owner of said butt just used the restroom. But, that begs the question: Why?
Why do so many young folk these days have this fixation, as if they were wild animals? What is the mystery behind all the cheer for smelly rears?
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1. Lack of experience
2. Out of control degenerate perverts
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>>192425
>1.
Please elaborate.
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only lolis butts smell good. also taste good
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>>192437
What do they smell like?
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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I literally dropped school and found about the image boards in the same year, is like the Godโ€™s plan to my life

>>192395
Osakaโ€™s pussy smells bad and she donโ€™t wipe her ass
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>>192409
looking closer i think you're right :sweat3:
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>>192409
>>192434
doesnt look ai to me?
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>>192438
is ai. seems to be less generic than other models. strong features and depiction. i can make room for masturbation to this yes
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>>192395
THE cameltoe and panties are so good! But everything in the image besides that...

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I have a RX 9070 and I want to generate AI porn which is the best software for this?
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Self hosted OpenDiffusion
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PeenGen 2.0
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>>193006
more like peegen

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Why is it like this?
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I will unleash thermonuclear hellfire on diaperfur freaks. :biggrin:

:sage:
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hes still wearing diapers after 20 years? ๏ผˆใƒป๏ผกใƒป๏ผ‰
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yiff in hell!! :angry:
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in japan i can buy 250 and still cheap
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>>192866
You know much water you lose every time you flush the toilet?
Three gallons.

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ATTENTION EVERYONE: WOULD THE FAT MAN WHO IS ALSO BALD AND HAS A SMALL PENIS PLEASE COME TO THE PODIUM TO SPEAK? I REPEAT: IF YOU ARE THE MORBIDLY OBESE BALD MAN, WITH AN INCREDIBLY TINY PENIS, WHO ALSO DOES NOT SHOWER AND IS COVERED IN CHOCOLATE, PLEASE STAND AND COME TO THE PODIUM
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How does it feel to win fatso reward of the year?
IT WAS A HARSH BATTLE, A LOT OF TRAINING TO GAIN THE WEIGHT I NEEDED TO WIN! THE SMELL COME NATURALLY FROM CONSTANT OVEREATING AND I SPENT MOST OF MY TIME WATCHING ANIME WHILE EATING! OFCOURCE I NEEDED A BREAK INBETWEEN EATING SO I FAPPED WITH MY WAIFU MADOKA HERE! THEN WE ATE MORE!

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