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Check out this dude's channel. His story is really similar to bocchi's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxgWh4dubRA
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if youre going to advertise your youtube here, make a video about heyuri
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>>150579
I wouldn't advertize anything this personal here

>but tragedy struck once again on May 25, 2018. High winds during a severe afternoon storm landed a fatal blow to the dear tree, leaving a jagged stump peppered with colorful bits of gum in its place.
noooo not the gum tree :cry:

https://semo.edu/stories/2021/10/gum-tree.html
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that poor tree
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEZ ;_;

VORRPP VORRPP VORRPP VORRPP

BATTLE MODE ENGAAAAGGGGEEEEDDD!!!
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Stay right there so I can get behind you .. :biggrin:
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UH-OH! :astonish:
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>>150495
Where's the run command .. :dark:
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>>150495
I choose.... RUN!!!!111

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

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>>150495
I lol'd :biggrin:

That would be a thing to see, would it not anons 🐎
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>>150395
umamusume is vastly more like hetalia than MLP, honestly (´ー`)
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>>150306
I hate seeing this shit spammed everywhere :sage:
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>>150412
nice :sage:, nerd.
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>>150412
yeah idc get rekt n00b 🐎
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You can't prove with 100% certainty that Heyuri isn't a shortened form of H(ors)eyuri (´人`)
Technically, we don't have any other satisfiying theory on the meaning of Heyuri (´人`)

(´ー`)

Holy-shit guys, the skeleton are at it again :cry:
How can we face their fury this time? :cry::unsure:
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ZOMG SKELETONS
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press return key
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LOOKS LIKE YOU FOOLS ARE IN A REAL...


...GRAVE SITUATION!!
NYEYAHEAHEHAEHAHEAHEAHEHAEHEHEHUHEHEUHEEHAHEHA!!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN GRAVES ARE ONLY LOOSELY RELATED TO SKELETONS?! MY PUNS ARE OF UTMOST WIT! UTMOST, I SAY!!
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>>150537
That joke was pretty .. bare-bones. 💀
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>>150541
I thought it was pretty
rib splitting :nida:

Your fortune: Bad luck


Attention Heyuri Users

Be careful not to over masturbate, take breaks and stop if you feel pain. Your PENIS or VAGINA isnt useful to anyone if they are too injured.

Also; drink water! Especially in summer.
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my wiwi has maximum endurance actually. 10 hour long at 130FPM (FAPS PER MILLISECOND).
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>>150503
ewwww nigra hand, creepy
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>>150503
"I'm watching you masturbate" - :nigra:

Your fortune: Bad luck

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It's high time... :happy:

what color did kaguya initially use on Chat@Heyuri?
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I'm finna ask teh audience steve

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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U FAIL IT
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Nigger brown?

LOL HEYURI
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i imagined heyuri getting hamsters making sex chamber for hamster sex and uploading heyuri hamster colony sex for some reason :nyaoo2:
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I LOL HEYURI'd

I fucking hate my life.. I've decided to kill myself. If this thread gets 20 replies, I'll change my mind I guess... :emo:
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delete this post
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>Bumping this thread bcuz I love u op
Nevermind, I don’t love you anymore OP :closed-eyes2:
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Did fag OP kill himself yet? :biggrin:
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>>150128
aww, where'd the post go :cry:
i like how fucked up it was :tongue:

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What are you having for breakfast? I prefer the classic chips and sausage breakfast
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>>150391
she probably didnt even go to clown school!! im tired of fake clowns!!!! show me your certificate show me your clown egg! ヽ( `Д´ )ノ
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>>150398
tu ti berrai il gel per le mani per quando non hai i soldi per la vodka :nyaoo2:
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>>149814
era infinitamente più gustoso quando ero bambino
ora sa veramente di piscio
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>>150452
tu ti berreresti diarrea liquida se venisse pubblicizzatà abbastanza.
communque non bevo vodka ;
li slavi sono tutti completmente fuori di testa unicamente per colpa della vodka.

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

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>>150460
smettila di fare la loli tsundere prima che mi venga duro :dark:

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Guess i'll just wipe my butt with the cat ( ´,_ゝ`)

Your fortune: Bad luck

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>>150424
use its tail 🐱
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Nekoooooooo!! :iyahoo:

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself


I need to work but im posting on heyuri instead. :sweat2: LOL
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same! :dance:

Your fortune: Bad luck

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It's the place to slack off :nyaoo:
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I called in sick :x3:
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I don't have a job. I lounge around in my underwear all day, every day! :dance2:

Your fortune: Only time will tell


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11eleven
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those sum tasty ass crackas nigga :nigra:

Your fortune: You have aids

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>>150399
>Your fortune: You have aids

LOL!! :xd:

Your fortune: Average luck


Everything reminda me of her.
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chair loev:blush:
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Furniture fucker! :biggrin:

i dont know if you guys remember this post but if you do and ahve the oink saved please give it to me

i was looking for the loli shit cake recipe if you have it let me know arigato anonys(⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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i indeed posses the oink 🐷
this it?
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=109564
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ARIGATO I WAS LOOKING ALL OBER FOR THAT CAMNT WAIT TO TRY SOME (´π`)
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may i ask for the source of the doujin? :nosebleed:
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>>150253
[Atage] Imouto wa Amma Ama | My Little Sister Is So Gentle! (Tsugou ga Yokute Kawaii Mesu.) [English]
[あたげ] いもうとはあっまあま (都合が良くて可愛いメス。) [英訳]
https://exhentai.org/g/1710680/9d414468ce

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