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Quickest and easiest way to kidnap a game warden and feed him to gators?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je8mOkgMoWk
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1. shoot him with a tranquilizer
2. strip naked & bind limbs
3. find gator
4. feed 2 gator
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americans wen someone walks onto their 45,000 foot estate to check on the deer they keep in a 20x20 foot pen
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if slavery was still legal we could force all our slaves to suck the game warden's PENIS to persuade him to stay off our property, then use that semen to breed hybrid game warden/slave offspring so that all future game wardens could be slaves which would lower taxes
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>>151307
if slavery was still legal i could go out and buy a cute black wife and that would be awesome ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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is this game fun?
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maybe, i dunno

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XKCD... Moar liek XgaysexD, em eye right? :rolleyes:
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ghey secks time :cool:

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👴
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i'm 38 and i feel great!
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>>151258
>It takes me forever to feel alert after waking up
and this is why i am an caffeine addiict~ :cool:
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>>151262
At least it's not amphetamines or Jamal's magic pixie dust. :dark: Took me forever to get off that shit.
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I couldn't give less of a shit whether I feel alert or not when waking up. This morning I woke up at 4 AM, fapped for 3 hours straight to videos like KBMS-194 and came twice, then went back to bed for a couple hours and got up again and had breakfast. That's what's really important in life.
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>>151273
you must be a za-zombie!!! :sweat:

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Jamal-san hooked me up with sum of that magic pixie dust :nyaoo:
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☁🚬:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Jamal is a visionary!
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>>151201
crack pipe and a white monster is all u need, twin ❤💅
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Jamal's shit got me speakin' Enochian.
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did pedobear caught Jamal for moar than drugs!? :huh:

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>>151248
The quality of anime fan has decreased, i think...
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There was a Japanese subtitled version on animelon which explained every single cultural joke, but it seems unavailable at the moment
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>>151251
the dvd releases came with a booklet that had all the TL notes on them. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>a booklet that had all the TL notes on them
naisu that such a booklet exists, but I'd be impressed if it's as comprehensive as those subtitles

JP subtitles are probably one of those on kitsunekko or jimaku, I'll try to compare if I find any torrent that includes that pamphlet :unsure:
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>>151256
it was just a cheap little thing. you could find scans of it with google. :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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uhhhhhhh heil hitler lmao
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>>151210
iz this teh heyurizen meat up? lol
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:biggrin: i tried 2 draw thje ninja starr
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>>151210
autism pants
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>>151214
Swagg, isn't it?

>>151213
Go for it, Artist-kun

>>151212
It is, indeed.
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>>151210
Green Anon says heil! :biggrin:

Who here loves little girls too? :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo3Tpw-zLkM
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Everyone on Heyuri likes little girls. Some like little boys, I think that's a bit gay, but they deserve an initiation into Freemasonry as much as I do, so it's okay.
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LOL

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Me right now
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*pours a hot cup of tea*
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what's this category called?
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*pours a can of petrol and lights a match*
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>>150802
I can redraw this not with AI in a bit
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>>150903
did you draw it?

pre-2010: Look under cap "you win!" or "you lose!"
post-2010: Look under cap "Enter code 1234567"

Why do "they" do this? they took the joy out of it if you have to get on a website to find out if you won anything. I want to find out the moment i open the drink!
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It’s so they can mine your data like all imageboards. :unsure:
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In elementary school we would try to recreate あたり棒s and it wouldn't look too off, so an adult with right tools could probably recreate seamlessly enough :sweat2:
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send emails complaining that the code gives you traumatic flashbacks because it looks like a holocaust tattoo, and you're going to sue if they don't give you coupons worth at least $50
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>>151190
i like your plan but it seems like too much work.

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Do you chew your noodle or just swallow?
I chew them like normal but sometimes I think maybe I should just swallow them, but I dont want to try it and give myself a stomach ache.
Perhaps someone who cares less about their health can try it and report the results?
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swallow. chewing is too much effort
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i just get one big noodle and slurp that
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I usually put them in my VAGINA.
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Chewing makes it more flavorful
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Snorting also means you get to smell it as you eat it!! Obvious better!

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Have you found any weird/bootleg toys in the stores where you live? :kuz:
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There used to be minecraft stuff bootleg toys usually from brands "Lele" which had a logo looking like that of lego :xd:
And "Mineworld" which had a logo like minecraft

If you want to find a wide selection of bootleg toys and update your nightmares with new stuff it is recommended to go to super touristy family oriented areas like sea shores
You can find the newest stuff there, I bet they still sell among us bootleg toys and fake merch of kid youtubers. I am sure they also moved to a certain toilet merch.
Not that long ago the retard toy of the year was fidget spinner, now its place was taken by these things for popping like bubble wrap but infinite, usually appear in colors of rainbow. It is probable that what I said is outdated either way.
In my area hobby horses or whatever these horse-sticks are became popular again and lolis get parents to buy it a lot.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>sailorbike.jpg
this knock-off is fukken awesome

Your fortune: Very bad luck

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How often do you think people drop trips and pick a new one to distance themselves from the past?

How many times have you done it in total?
How many times did you do it on heyuri?
How many tripcodes have you used in total on all chans since you first found chans?
How many tripcodes you used ended up marking a single post and then never used it again?
How many tripcodes are you using on chans currently?
How many tripcodes do you maintain on heyuri?
Is the reason you get a new one shame? I understand shame, potential stalk or simply people not unmasking your identity. There can be any other reason too!

I havent used them outside of heyuri because people are strict outside of heyuri seeing it as attentionfagging and insulting immediately, I only chose to display an identity in select posts because heyuri doesnt any thread with a single tripcode into an ape festival. I have dropped one tripcode after one post on heyuri. I am maintaining 4 tripcodes currently on heyuri, though this is my primary identity for now.

I know I mix up identity and tripcode itself, but for the sake of simplicity let's assume they are pretty much the same thing.

Heyuri confess!
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>>151164
youkai sighting
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here...
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>>151164
this maeks m happy~ :biggrin:
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I don't really use trips at all while IB surfing :mona2:

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WHO MURDERED COMPUT0R-CHAN!!?? :angry:
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erm... u hav paper works to doo :nyaoo2:
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>>150999
i did... i updated vlc and it stopped working so i threw my keyboard at it(;´Д`)
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>>150999
this image looks fake as hell :closed-eyes:

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To love something, is to live in fear of losing it
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ever heard of "if you love me let me go"
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GAY.:dance::dance2:
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>>151148
I was referring to death not break up mongs
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>>151161
yeah well mine still works


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