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It's been a while since someone last did this
We already have Polls@Heyuri but I made this poll on another site just so you can comfortably answer without worrying about Heyuri staff-san learning about your age range, even if you're actually underageb&

VOTE: https://www.polltab.com/fXUOmKAa-aNVn
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Is there no way to see the results without voting? I don't wanna vote again just to see them, I don't wanna unfairly influence the outcome.
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you may see the results by appending /results to the URL
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>>171385
if you try to vote again it tells you that you've already voted and gives you a link to view the results
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@ 90 votes
(also bump!)
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>>171127
who r teh grannies? wanna share contacts?

I don’t mean to sound depressing, but i really just want to be happy again, nothing works :sad:
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>>171547
thinking of the past reminds me of bad things, but there was good moments too i suppose
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>>171506
>>171504
>>171491
>>171490
Caek is a lie, just like happiness. :emo:
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when I was younger I too used to make emo posts online. now I think it's embarassing
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be the change you want to see in the world
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>>171485
if it's serious it might make sense to consider prof help and medicinos tho. shroominos seem to help according to teh experts as well yo. happy shroom revolution

You are currently being hunted by the thing your username/gamertag is based on. They are intent on brutally murdering you.

How fucked are you?

Your fortune: You just lost the game

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I can't think of a better way to go :waha:
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:love::love::love:
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I am being hunted by random ascii characters :unsure:
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ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Pepsi or coke?
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>>171615
:nigra:'s drink Sprite, orange or grape soda though
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PEPSI
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PEEPEE :biggrin:
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7-Up :cool:
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coke but only if it's made with real sugar. the hfcs version that most people drink tastes like battery acid.

What is the philosophy of Heyuri? What is the meaning of life to the Heyurian? What is the Heyurian way of life? The Will to Heyuri? Überheyurian? What is Heyuri? Heyurian morality, ethics, freedom? The Heyurian social contract? The Heyurian Mind?

Truly, Heyuri is the future of the fundamentals of life and existence--but first we must understand what it is, should we not?
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If you want an honest answer, Heyurians subscribe to many different and unrelated philosophies but the predominant "philosophy" of the average user here, if one can call it that, would be some type of hedonistic nihilism. Most people here believe that there is no god, no meaning to life, and no reason to exist other than to pleasure themselves until they die. This belief is more freely expressed here than in society, but in truth, most people in secular countries follow a similar line.
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>>170940
This is true about the Heyurian pedosophy. Can confirm.
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>>170954
Wouldn't that be hedonistic existentialism? Believing there is no meaning to life, but giving hedonism as your own meaning. I thought hedonism meant that the meaning to life was pleasure.
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Any action that leads to the fulfillment of my life's mission is ethical. To act ethically is also to act with meaning. Meaning is what keeps one happy in life through all the ups and downs. My life's mission is to have a mesugaki fart on my PENIS and bully me. It may never happen, but the possibility, however small, is what gets me out of bed in the morning. It would be after all, the completion of my purpose in life, and therefore there is no need to rush towards it. Rather, the foggy dream of mesugaki farts lurk silently in the back of my mind, quietly directing everything that I do.
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>>171634
good luck in your journey anon

hi everyone!!! i'm looking for friends that are crazy and undersocialized and would be willing to be in correspondence with me near-constantly. i am kind and i have a lot of interests like reading and history and movies..i’ve been doing this thing where i pet my own head for hours on end now.. every night to fall asleep. i rock in the dark doing it until my neck hurts and my arms cramp. ok pl;s talk to me. if you want to be my friend my discord is @0711_13285 or we can talk on here. " rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://static.heyuri.net/image/emote/emo-yotsuba-blush3.gif:blush:
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>>171072
Hmmm.. your speed is decent... but you lack the ki control needed to place any real weight behind your strikes...
Do you really think you can protect Heyuri with such half-assed effort? Don't make me laugh!
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what a loser OP
add me over at anonymousposternumber100000 if you want to watch a cool dude play shin megami tensei
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>>171134
I just looked this artist up and their current artstyle looks so mediocre.
Anyways, moar Mogeko R34?
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Y'know I would've actually added OP if it weren't for that damn awful description. Go talk to a chatbot if that's your definition of "friend":sweat3:

I forgot to say "rabbit rabbit" first thing on New Years Day. :worry:

How fucked am I? :worry2:
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>>171501
"It has a highres mode that shoots 2600x1600 or something"
there is no fucking way Olympus has been doing this sensor shift interpolation bullshit since 2005 loool they were doing it before everyone else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx4kediHix4
I guess its up to 80-megapixels now on the OM System OM-1 II (rest in peace Olympus, your cameras will not be forgotten)
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walk to teh pharmacy. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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but what does it mean
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my home (´ー`)
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>>171501
Also I agree I like teh low res. This pic looks like an otaku den from 2005, except for one thing. It's too clean.:xp:

I was snowed in, and ran out of real food, so i ate some crackers.
I feel so sick. my whole body aches. i have a headache, i cant sleep, brainfog too.

i regret eating crackers i hate this
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>>171560
( ´_ゝ`) maybe i did
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>i have leaky gut
i had diarrhea today too! :biggrin:
i secretly licked some girls cup clean recently so that might be why
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>>171555
you should have stocked beforehand knowing something like this would happen
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>>171581
drinking glass :yawn:

LOOK AT THOSE GRAFFICKS!!!!! :astonish:
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hi-def! :astonish:
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>>171578
total blu ray victory

"Homura-chan... my... your thighs are warm... and it feels weird grabbing my own waist with a bigger hand..."

"Madoka... you smell really nice... I... feel something tingly... down there... Is it because we're so..."
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>>171508
>>171513

cmon you guys!!
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>>171525
mmmm nawwww
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:^)
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what, the 4chan frontpage?
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Does anyone know where this song is from? I've looked everywhere online and thought you guys could halp
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exploding my eardrums by putting my head directly on a 4x12 to listen to the most boring music in the world
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>>171384
you likely listen to screamo you plebian
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>>171364
Youmu a cutie... I want to touch her warm turd lying inside and know if it's soft or hard today...
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>>171531
How would you go about touching the turd while it's still inside her??
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>>171543
ENGAGE FIST!!!1

Can someone translate this for me, nyan? Thanks, nyan. You're the best, nyan.
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o, i lost my lighter again
ee?
alright, let's return it
nyaa

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o well, it was 使い捨て* anyways
oh ("so it was like that", sounds like cat)
* the word is https://jisho.org/word/%E4%BD%BF%E3%81%84%E6%8D%A8%E3%81%A6 and I will translate it as "single-use" in next panels

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hey, isn't the phone bill high?
hmm?
alright, let's lower it
nyaa

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nah, i use fake names to get single-use plans and then remove them
ah
oh ("so it was like that", sounds like cat)

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you seem popular, but doesn't that ever cause you troubles?
hmm?

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>>171509
nyaarigatou, nyan!

ZOMG COSPLAYING OTAKU GIRL
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what ur referring to as "penguin" is actually GNU+penguin
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pengin-san is evil

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