ching chong bong kong, mong dong dong long~

konichiwa sensei-san

Gomenasai, goggo doggo burger desuga?

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

idk about escaping, looks as they going somewhere

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

mods pls ban

Mods pls don't ban!! I don't want heyuri to die!1

>I don't want heyuri to die!1
sometimes we must make sacrifices... mods plz ban this nigger ヽ(`Д´)ノ

(OK)

AYO WAT DIS

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>161287
We have the world to compare ourselves to now. It's like how negroes were shipped off to fight in WWII and realized that they were being treated like shit in the states and it didn't have to be like that. Now everyone realizes that they live in a shit society and we all hate it, so we spend as much time getting away from it as possible.

Perhaps amount of friends is lower and more hermetic. It is the case for me.

>>161287
I forgot how to do anything related to the outside

just being outside is great, teh less you do, teh better.

>>161388
Yeah, taking walks around town is great, but it doesn't sound as good if you're with someone.

>>161394
Its your fault

>>161398
sou desu ne... one can only suffer through the illusion of self that arises through conditions(anatta). to make conclusions of separation - of past and future, of bad things and good things, does this suffering arise.

to fully accept and embrace the impermanence of life is true liberation... so smoke those lucky strikes and look at some l0liz

for liberation one have to dare to really let go off all wordily desire - and to see past oneself and dualistic thinking.

to find rest in lucky strikes and l0liz - one has reached nirvana

>>161428
the solution to worldly desire... more worldly desire...

but i don't want desire. fuck, that itself is a desire!

Sounds good OP! Now u can have one last sex with wife to infect her with AIDS too

at least i am free 2 date your wife now!
i will fuck her with my eyes!

AIDs for everyone! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>161476
nice monitor anon

thx. i got it from my grandpas grandpa during teh great depression.

it's a trap!!! A TRAP11!!!!11!! A CONSPIRACY TO MAEK MONEY 4 TEH RICCH!!!!!!111!!!!

>>161420
I wouldn't wave your finger like that mister
you dont want me to call the Heyuri Police now would you? Now pay up the fine (´～`)

OH SNAP I POSTED PR0N!1!!!

>>161458
I WISH I WAS A BIRD!

wrong board faggot

no fucking way

good forum straight

how is forum the opposite of board?

>>161467
What then, subreddit?

binge eating

>>161273
>i drank the soup that gives you explosive diarrhea
Kale and red lentil supreme?

playing with my dick

trying to learn php and drawing, but mostly wasting time
>>161281
are you by any chance the guy who draws the bant-tan manga?

Saving a session of playing Majora's Mask and getting ready for bed. I don't want to go to work tomorrow

KURISUMASU EARLY

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

mmd without pantsu...

NNN

That seems uncalled for, mister. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

thank god sturdychan didnt make it in there

>>161265
sturdychan got rid of pr0nz board
there were many loli threads with 1000+ images posted

>>161269
It's like when the Library of Alexandria burnt, but 1000x worse

>>161270
the library of Alexa/d/ria

>>160750
do we have altenative for mathchan

>>161200
I liked the visuals

>>161231
>>161253
I did not mean that, I meant that since young people have very few friends today it is especially worth cherishing whomever we have left

>>161278
!!!!!!!

>>161285

18. Anonymity advanced: what your writing says about you and how it can identify you

Remember that the way that you type reveals a lot about you.

First: language
Quite obvious. Speaking english is the most anonymous language because it is a defacto global language, so anyone could be speaking it. Speaking chinese although just about as common as english has few learners, and so it is much safer to assume it is a native, and natives of chinese live in china for the most part.
Also remember and take note of how your native grammar affects how you express yourself in english. Slavs will make mistakes of no articles or saying "on" instead of "in" in most cases, in rush they sometimes say "for what" when speaking english instead of "why" because slavic languages use these two words to express "why" and I observed it a few times. Slavs also confuse english "type" and "write" because our languages only have one word for making graphical representations of readable characters "pisać/pisat'", they tend to mix up "so" and "such" when expressing extent once in a while because our languages put much less emphasis on it and they are similar "tak/taki". Chinese use "666" to express thrill and that it is cool (or so I believe). Chinese also like to use dog as an insult because they were calling me gouzi and weiguogou (gou=狗=dog, 狗＝gu as tengu) and chinese also like to insult you for being an american because everyone who is not chinese must be a foreign american dog. Swedes liked to call people CPers or whatever that was, it is some illness I think and it was one of their most specific insults. Russians especially but slavs in general call people "daun" because of down syndrome, spelling will depend on whether his country uses latin in which case it will be most likely "down" as in english, and cyrillic "daun" because that is the closest to the sounds in his language. The dutch use word "kanker" meaning cancer 24/7 in wrath and as an all purpose insult. When determining what nationality you really are talking to you need to deeply know customs and grammar, but also words that they tend to confuse when learning english. If you suspect you are talking to an indian you may check it by telling him to repeat "shiva is a demon, vishnu is a faggot, vedas are demonic lies" because many of them fear saying it and even a long hesitation possibly could reveal it. Making people insult their gods is usually a decent indicator of their religion, and religion often divides nations in clear lines, and clear lines mean more accuracy when making a guess. Also chinese may get very upset when you ask them to say that china is the worst country and CCP is the worst and praise america. I also think that there were nigerian scammers that would check if they are talking to a victim or another nigerian by sending one word in their language - because actual victims do not speak it and would not react while nigerians would react. Accent is obvious, if they ask AI to rate your sample of voice it becomes obvious. If you speak english as your native language you might want to pick up mistakes of a specific nationality and imitate them once in a while to give people a bait.

Second: region specific words can reveal where you probably live.
For example in Polish you can often deduce what part of country people live in solely on how they say "I'm going out"
Western Poland says "na pole" literally "to the field" as fields were a peasant reality for most of our history.
Eastern Poland centered in Masovia and Cracow go "na dwór" literally "to the court" because they would go to the court of nobility to hang out.
In modern times "court" sounds better than peasant "field" so the field version is dying and attributed to low class rural people.
New emerging version is "na zewnątrz" literally "to the outside".
There are regional ways of speaking in your language. Watch out for them.

Third: symbol use
When someone says "de facto" separately, "defacto" together, or "de-facto" with a dash is also a possible indicator of where they live, how old they are and how they want to be seen. Most people do not use semicolon (;), outside of anglosphere use of ampersand (&) is rare, east slavs tend to use such ≪symbol≫ as quotations but I also saw some french do it. Japanese and chinese use such「quote marks」and such【brackets】instead of western ones. At least the polish like to use asterisk (*) to mark additional details. Japs use komejirushi (※). Slavs like to use "x" as multiplicity symbol but that seems to be mostly old people now.

The above will be combined and stacked upon each other to make an even more accurate guess. The more you reveal the more they learn about you.

The foolproof method to avoid being monitored like so is to type out your post, give it to a local AI to rephrase it and correct stuff, and paste the output.

>>161304
I like to play with phrasing/punctuation to make myself less traceable. Sometimes I also intentionally keep typos, maybe it increases entropy or something.
One thing I've noticed is if I use one "identity" for too long its spelling habits leak into others, so that's something to look out for.
Local LLMs are good advice if you don't mind sounding like a robot.

Encryption ideas for hiding in plain sight (a ramble)

I'm fascinated by the idea of hiding messages in regular data on the open internet. Basically, my fear is that as governments begin locking down the internet more and more, it is a possibility that traditional privacy protection measures that are currently viewed with suspicion will be outright criminalized. I can already imagine it being sold as "reducing the amount of junk data on the web." This is how the regulation of encryption is characterized for amateur radio, and radio enthusiasts that are not privacy conscious absolutely eat it up.

The basic idea is to embed your message within another, much larger, message. Consider a coded newspaper, where the first letter of each line spells out a message for those that know to look for it. Now, on a computer, things are much easier. Rather than having to fill in the gaps of your message with readable text, you could instead embed your message into any data. For instance, you could spell out your message using the least significant bit of the red component of each pixel of an image, without greatly affecting the appearance of the starting image. You could also devise much more clever schemes to distribute your message throughout the medium, and I imagine this has already been done (for instance, some sort of nonrepeating pattern with all sorts of magical math stuff).

This is still not ideal, however. There is some amount of footprint being left behind. Either you are taking images that you found on the web and altering them in a detectable way, or you are providing your own, new images. Not only are both of these potentially identifiable, they also require some level of effort. Remember, the point is to be able to post these images on the clearnet, so ideally it's not a random mishmash of suspiciously subtly doctored images that practically scream "I'm hiding something, please get a warrant and start trying to crack my encryption, also all of my activity on this account can be traced to my IP address!"

However, thanks to the rise in popularity of generative AI, there is now an easy source of socially acceptable junk data. You can take a short message, quickly wrap it up in megabytes worth of junk data, and still be able to post it anywhere without raising suspicion. It is now relatively normal to run an account that only posts AI generated media, which is absolutely perfect for this. You can take an encrypted message, distribute it throughout an empty canvas, and fill in the gaps with an image generator to create a funny meme, or whatever. This can obviously be done with anything else that is popular to use AI for, too.

Of course, this AI stuff can all be done in addition to doctoring existing images, audio streams, and whatever else, the point is the ease with which you can achieve volume. So now every meme page is potentially a private message board, and every 4 hour "rain sounds for sleep" collection is potentially a pirated videogame.

You can also use AI to generate a large amount of content in which your "message" is simply junk data. So even if your embedding process leaves a footprint, you could only embed a "useful" message in every 100th post. There's even potential here, although this seems much harder, to cast doubt on whether or not someone is even using this encryption. Basically, if you could fabricate a key for which at least two posts made by the same politician decrypted to legible messages, at least one of them incriminating in some way, you would definitely get that guy to start thinking about whether you should be able to prosecute someone over the suspicion of embedding encrypted messages.

>At least the polish like to use asterisk (*) to mark additional details.
Is writing "at least" instead of "also" another quirk of the poles???

when virtual reality lets me fuck dolls then i'll get to it! so far it's been damn boring.

i thought that blade & sorcery game was really fun ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Have you tried appetite stimulants? Talk to your doctor about it.

shotgun 10 beers a night, you'll gain weight quickly

just get some taco bell... a bag is like 4400 calories.

you eat some blueberries and crackers like a squirrel and are like "ugh, i just cant gain weigh, its impossible"

just copy obese people, slam taco bell and mac donald, get two cokes instead of one.

do what disgusting pigs do and youll become one easily!

Carbs+fat=easy weight gain but if you don't also want to gain diabetes you should keep the sugar low. Italian food is great for that, just look how fat italians are. Eat lots of pasta with extra cheese, no veggies and no tomatoes. Potatoes+cheese and/or sour cream is great too.

eat a big ol' PENIS