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Wrestling is and has always been a REAL sport, just like boxing or football. Change my mind, if you dare!
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wrestling is about as real as basketball
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wrestling is about as real as apples
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ballet for men
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it's cool as hell, it's not like they're not risking life and limb in the ring
but it ain't a sport, unless you're willing to state that boxing and football are predetermined (which may even be true in some cases, but not as a general rule like in pro wrestling)

>>151577
ballet is ballet for men lol, those guys need to be strong as shit while also looking like they're dainty feathers

wrestling is wrestling

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Hello, my friends. It's the 1st of the new month, which means it's time to check on my Imouto's barf.
The color of the puke is a lot darker now, and the smell is much more pungent. It's kind of a foresty, wooden smell. I think Osaka may have melted in the brew a bit, because I'm seeing little bits of color in the vomit that weren't there before. That could explain the smell change too. さあ~ :sweat2:
Aside from that, the tummy juice has been preserved well. I had a wank with it before I put it back in its clandestine hidey spot, but I haven't touched it in a while before today.
Sometimes I think about all the imouto's who flush their pukes down the toilet, or toss it away for the garbage men to collect. All that vomit turns into some animal's lunch, becomes sewer sludge, or it plain old gets incinerated. Life can be so cruel. I'm glad this bit of barf was not wasted. :happy:
Have a fine day, /b/.
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>I think Osaka may have melted in the brew a bit
Can you use a steel fork to turn her over? I wanna see if her face is part vomit :xd:
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what am i witnessing
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>>151559
>what am i witnessing
If only you knew how bad things really are
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Has anyone else in your family found out or suspected anything? It's been more than a month since your first post at this point.
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>what am i witnessing
history

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I've been thinking about hachikuji's PENIS ever since he posted it, or was that anonwaha? I bet they're both nice, and maybe I'll get to them one day. :love:
I swear I had the image saved but I can't find it.

Your fortune: You have cancer

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>>151202
For teh HTPDb (Heyuri Tripfag PENIS Database) of course. Plus this is /b/ and I can post whatever teh fuck I want so long as it doesn't violate teh global rules. :biggrin:

>>151205
Cool, I'll erect my antenna at 10 pm EST, looking forward to hearing from you brother.

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>>151207
is half of heyuri doing electrical engineering?
on that minecraft server related to heyuri there were 3 people online and all of us were doing electrical engineering when i got them to admit
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>>151206
sounds like you're subtly begging for dick pics to me
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>>151140
I have this umbrella
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>>151512
no you don't. prove it.

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EAT IT.
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In Gensokyo, burger eat u
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NOM

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im trying to make a wii remote for my wii haruhi suzumiya figure

its been hard and it’s difficult to shape the small details intk the clay

do you guys have any tips on how to make the detail more pronounced? and or easier to sculpt:glare:
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>>151460
cornstarch clay i made it :biggrin:
or its knkn as porclin clay
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i fished makeing teh prop but i feel somthing is still missing :closed-eyes:

i got lazy so i just gave it to her and out ehr on teh shelf:dark:
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>>151533
i dont know anything about working with cornstarch clay.

but when i do stuff with fast trying clay, i use an exacto knife to cut small pieces, after they dry i used a file or very fine sand paper to smooth them or sharpen their edges.
This kind of stuff is super hard to do when its that tiny, working with clay that small, when its still squishy is difficult.
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>>151544
i would probably make all the small buttons individually, have them dry, then "assemble" it onto the main body of the controller while the controller is still soft, then let it dry.
ive just gotten into sculpting this year. so im new to it too. :happy:
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arigato minasama upu guyz have helped and i will remodle it somtime within teh next wrek:blush::biggrin:

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always rember happy dai :biggrin:
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:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>151501
I don't remember any happy day :emo:
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:)

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i will never forgive southwest for strongarming boeing into continuing the 737 family instead of the 757 family or just building a new narrowbody plane all together all becuase they couldnt be assed to stop using a plane from the 60s, basically causing the whole max scandal to happen.
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I remember when before covid they started lowering training standards for pilots... now all the planes are crashing. and theyre blaming everything but that :sweat:
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>>151470
american commercial aviation is still pretty safe compared to the rest of the world. the last american narrowbody lost in a fatal crash was american eagle flight 5342 from earlier this year. last fatal widebody hull loss was prime air flight 3591 from 2019
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>>151475
didnt they just come out with a report that pilots made leik 1000 complaints about near collisions ?
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>>151482
thats because us carriers insist on sending 2 bajillion e195s/737s/a320s instead of like 2-3 larger widebodies on busy routes causing atc to be clogged up. case in point these are the planes servicing the busiest flight route in the country.
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what, are the autists not interested in trains anymore? are airplanes the new vogue?

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Check out my new girlfriend. (I'm the penguin)
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>>151343
another penguin ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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she has good tastes
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>I'm the penguin
I never thought I would find another on Heyuri! What species are you, brotha? I'm a Chinstrap myself, can't quite tell what you are. (pic related: me on a hike last week)

Are there other penguins on here too..? :unsure:
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I see competition surrounding you penguin-san, defeat them via beak fighting, and be able to hapefully enjoy your girlfrien's happy feet.
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love is in teh air.. :love:

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Lets try this guide to the ultimate fap :dark:
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>>151424
Are you taking vitamins daily? Are you on a diet like keto? I remember my libido going way down when I was only having ~15g carbs a day on keto.
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>>151416
between your balls and teh bootyhole theres a muscle that contracts allowing you to orgasm. what you want to do is relax your booty resting and contract that muscle achieving a hands free orgasm.
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>>151428
I'm not on a diet and am eating fairly healthy. I started taking vitamins two months ago thinking it might help but it didnt do shit and I read online the brand had a bad reputation (centrum) so I just stopped taking them. apparently this has a name, "sexual anhedonia". if I still have this in a year I will seppuku for sure. :biggrin:
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I find that the biggest contributing factor to cumshot size is how long you go without ejaculating, and then second is how long you masturbate before ejaculating. If you masturbate for a long time, but have had multiple ejaculations recently, the cumshot will be volumnous but very watery. More seminal fluid than sperm. If you masturbate for a short while, but have a lot of cum stored up, then youll cum a small amount of thick gobs.
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i'd only follow this if i were doing a cum jar and were on a tight schedule

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❕ Breaking news! An armed gunman has breached datacenter security at Kaguya's private server farm in Texas, apparently he is holding the servers hostage in exchange for something. His motives are unclear.
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SFF LGA 775 Optiplex'es are the way God intended humans to use computers
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nice USP dude
for it for teh lulz! :mona2:
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>>151366
lol I tried to say for it to the lulz
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not server-chan!!! :cry:
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bu korkunc bir haber :cry:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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good job! 👍:biggrin:

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nigras stole my ice ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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I would travel the world by foot to give this penguin a hug if I knew he was still alive :cry:
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>>151448
>even if he caught him and brought him back to the colony he would immediately head back to the mountains
but what if he brought him TOWARDS the mountains? what would it do then?

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OMFG ITS ϣⲓⲍⲁⲅᵭ
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A ghost! :astonish:
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I'm being doxxed mods pls delete
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>>151461
you deserve it for showing the middle finger in public

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my favorite tron bonne character is tron bonne!
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this is my second favorite character design!
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My favorite Dr Slump character is Dr Slump
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>>151453
my favorite dr pepper character is the period
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>>151453
mine is arale!

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Hey. :foruda: So I had a shroom trip yesterday, and I feel as though I've been guided to try to write some mistakes I feel I've made on some online communities. My name is an unfamiliar name to most, because I wasn't a figure really do to my relative muteness, and I guess I'll start the apology with tying into that. I was a Heyuri mod, and Kolyma volunteer, but I really didn't participate to the degree I should have in various aspects of the community. I did not interact as I should have with the old Heyuri dicksword community as well as the IRC. I probably came across as standoffish to other Heyuri and staff and users. I truly did and still do love the community, I was just at the time an admittedly stunted sixteen year old extremely socially awkward young man. I should have spoken more in the community, and formed stonger bonds with other Kolyma members and Heyuri staff, Kaguya, Skyzzers, and Kuz though I don't know if he comes here anymore, I wanted to but just, could not think of what to say I was so damn awkward. Anonymous imageboards really were the only way I felt comfortable to fully express myself. Despite how I came across, I did think all of you were interesting and pleasant people to be around, I just was unable to reciprocate that pleasantness and I apologize. The main thing I apologize for abandoning both the community and what is now up.heyuri.net which I was supposed to maintain without a word. Simply put I was both overwhelmed in other life things and, this next part will sound ridiculous but, with all the drama, caused by various bad actors, the homepage incident with the hacking, I sort of got a bit of anxiety I somehow would get wrapped up which, was just illogical, unfounded paranoia, and I should have said so if I felt that way before stepping away. Still, I always have loved Heyuri, always will, may it prosper. Again, my apologies and may Heyuri live long...

- Nakura

ps. sorry for leaving the user fileboard creation script the trashiest piece of garbage ever it was almost all just executing bash via php, im glad its actually respectably implemented now

ps. i know i know is the most random, out of place post, five years later but, i will follow the wisdom of the ancient shrooms

ps. kuz if you see this still sorry for running sudo apt-get purge libc6 that one time, i do a lot of server stuff now and chuckle about the idiocy of that to this day
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did he leave when as drugs wore off? :unsure:
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I joined too late to meet you but I've heard about you, it's true that everyone thought you got v&. That's good news :tongue:
As for kuz, I doubt you will see him ever again, he's gone.
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>>151419
>As for kuz, I doubt you will see him ever again, he's gone.
He was a good man, the best. :emo:

Kaguya can almost begin to hold a light to his greatness! :kuz:
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>>151326
Appreciated ^^
>>151344
True, though how did you know this anon-san... :glare:
>>151353
:waha:
>>151362
Nice to see you too! I have lurked over the years here and there but, life :closed-eyes2: so I have missed many things. I certainly will read the wiki. That's sweet you thought about me warms my heart ^_^ they will NEVAR v& me. Yeah I understand kuzzykins stepped back and you are the admin now, definitely hope to stick around, had bouts of being around over the years but life kept lifing :cry:. I still do love Heyuri always have and will.
>>151411
Drugs are temporary teh Heyuri spirit is 4evar.
>>151400
LOL I think I may have said something about LOLicon in IRC once so it makes sense perhaps. Yeah, I to an extent got burned out with imageboard dramafollowing so I don't know all the details but it seemed he had moved on to other things. His presence was certainly something that ciuld be felt here, though the magic burns just as strongly in his absence. Of course post numbers/activity aren't everything but the community still seems healthy and always has when I've come and lurked or made an occasional post, and its great to see. When I was here much younger I alwaya thought to myself the need for something "like" Heyuri most be fulfilled but now'd just say Heyuri itself is needed.

Was great to see some old faces, I'll be around.
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>>As for kuz, I doubt you will see him ever again, he's gone.
>He was a good man, the best.
He was a good heyurian.


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