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No.148243 [Reply]
You ever have a problem with furries acting like complete chimps on games?
I was playing a game with my little brother a day ago and this chimp with a furry avatar starts acting like some old man in front of him, thinking my brother is young because his avatar is some gay super smash bros character.
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen furries on the game act like this, I could almost swear I’ve seen one do this incessantly.
Why do they always act like this? You ever have this issue?
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No.148246
Online games are exclusively for faggots anyways, so it makes a total sense that old faggot was trying to seduce a younger one.
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No.148248
Furries are all gay boylovers. More news at 11.
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No.148293
was he asking for it? what was he wearing
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No.148248 [Reply]
Someone sang 'If it ain't one thing, it's another'
I've been through hell last year trying to find a way to get rid of an extension called 'Pricechop', but just when my terrible extension days were over, out of the blue comes 'Unisaalaes'. It's name alone is frightening!
Well, since Pricechop trained me as to how to get rid of it, let's use our training to get rid of Unisaalaes.
So said, so done!
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No.148268
You install scam browser extensions? What are you a 90 year old grandma? Because if so then post a pic of them saggy tits.
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No.148076 [Reply]
i bet you think ur real smart... well, SOLVE THIS
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No.148085
2 x 5
so you just count it off
2 4 8 16 32

it's 32!!! （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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Okay. :biggrin:
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No.148181
207 x=0
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No.148209
The way to figure this out is to look at your hand. You have five fingers, now imagine you have hands on the ends of your fingers. That means you have 25 fingers.
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No.148211
can we use a calculator for this test?
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No.148210 [Reply]
ok
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No.147756 [Reply]
OMG, I asked a girl out to see a movie on sunday!!!111!??????? :glare::glare::glare:

This is the first time i do something like this. The exchange was sort of awkward. She accepted but i still feel like an idiot.

What am i supposed to do now? What am i supposed to do on Sunday? :dizzy:

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>>148063
you did not do anything wrong. people make excuses to not show up all the time.
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>>148035
but WHYYYYYY
what did she say
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No.148067
>>148065
Basically that she had to study. I just replied this morning: "Oh, what a shame"
Whatever, the world keeps spinning, i guess
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>>148067
I'm sorry man. In my experience, that means she was just trying to be nice and didn't want to reject you but never had any intention of going on a date.

Women are horrible, that's why we must spend our lives jerking off to 2D little girls.
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No.148201
>>148067
don't give up anon
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No.147734 [Reply]
MY PET WATERMELON WAS KILLED :cry::cry::cry::cry:
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Heh heh... sorry not sorry!
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No.148190
>>147734
Mwahaha! I ate him, mothafucka! :nigra:
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No.148159 [Reply]
Has anyone here contributed to a zine before? It seems like a cool thing that many imageboards used to do
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No.148161
Well...
https://archive.ph/io8U8
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=129598
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=147294

Granted, all of those instances were done by one person each. It's hard to get a collaborative effort started here. Actually, I was asked to do the cover for #2 but... I didn't get around to it. （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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No.148171
I had my own e-zine lol. I was young and ambitious back then, so I founded/edited/designed it myself and also formed a "staff" for it. We had a web-site, you can still find it on the Wayback Machine (I won't give a link, sorry!)

We managed to publish two issues, we had stuff for the 3rd, but we lost interest.

Nowadays I tend to think it was completely lame.

I also wrote a paper for another zine back in 2012, and had other little contributions every now and then. I had more ideas and many drafts, as well as abandoned papers, but none of them materialized.

None of that was affiliated with imageboards or otaku culture, though. I was more into the demoscene/retro games side. Also I wrote in my native language, not English.
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No.148090 [Reply]
oh noes he's trapped ;_;
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No.148095
Fly Insectson, 22 (days)

One felony count of assault on law enforcement officer
One felony count of resisting arrest with violence
One felony count of possession of controlled substances with intent to distribute
One felony count of possession of firearms as a convict
Three counts of sexual abuse of a minor
Two hundred and forty two counts of possession of child pornography
Two counts of burglary
One count of attempted burglary
One count of grand theft of a vehicle
One count of shoplifting over 300$
One count of domestic abuse, repeat offender
Seven counts of offering controlled substances to minors
One count of failure to register as a sex offender upon release
Four counts of bail jumping
Two counts of fleeing/eluding a police officer
One count of public indecency
One count of criminal damage exceeding 1000$
One count of operating a motor vehicle under the influence
One count of reckless driving
One count of money laundering
Two counts of intentional harm towards animals
One count of driving with expired registrations
One count of driving without a valid license
One count of operating a vehicle without consent of the owner
One misdemeanor count of possession of drug paraphenalia
One misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct

He will be locked up for long!!!
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>>148095
Fly Insectson was framed, man!
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No.148123
>>148122
loool
fukken saved
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No.148124
>>148122
I buzz'nt gonna do nothing!
That crowbar buzzn't mine!
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No.148147
>>148122
I LOL'd
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No.147871 [Reply]
REI
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No.147873
OMGREI :nosebleed:
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No.147893
i had the one where she's sitting in a handrail, but gave it away to a friend （ ´,_ゝ`） Can one ungift a gift?
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No.148132
gei
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No.148039 [Reply]
Has anyone here eaten a PENIS clam before? :kuz:
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No.148045
No. I'm an open-minded person and would eat a lot of weird dishes but I would not touch that fuckin thing. Kill it with fire.
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No.148050
I'm not very open-minded towards food, but I wouldn't mind trying that clam... Maybe it tastes good, despite it's shape!
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No.148074
i'd eat a PENIS clam
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No.148100
Why do Chinks like eating things that nature is basically screaming at you not to eat?
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No.148128
that looks equally as gay as eating a hotdog but far healthier since it's not made from little pieces of 100 different animals scraped off the floor of a butchery
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No.147930 [Reply]
I love the crunchy center of CPUs, so tasty. And the gooey outer coating, too. :drool:
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No.147934
stupid little cpu can't handle overvoltage :angry:
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No.148010
I recommend this video, the russians have made a CPU soup recipe and it's tasty. Better than eating them raw!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_dCroD0jZA
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No.148021
are you the anon who came on his hhd?
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No.148081
i remember seeing third worlders who extract the gold from cpus and sell it
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>>148010
i've got to try this :drool::drool::drool:
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No.147742 [Reply]
i come to heyuri dot net to masturbate :biggrin:
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>>148049
i dont have much. (;´Д`)
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.148058
>>148052
yai is too cute
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>>148049
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>>148060
A winrar is you! Sorry it took so long to deliver, I was edging. :blush:
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No.148008 [Reply]
i want to apologize for any pain and suffering i have caused any of you by posting on heyuri dot net :cry:

(USER WAS NOT FORGIVEN FOR MY PAIN AND SUFFERING) banhammer

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it hurts. It hurts so much.
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No.148013
APOLOGY = REJECTED!!1!1!
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No.148015
Apologize for not posting moar on 3D Girls!! ...but keep it legal plz
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No.148069
>>148015
i apologize. i repent. i don't want to make the mods mad at me again :cry:
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No.147777 [Reply]
small tribute to teh IVU thread, i wouldve made this a reply 2 the original thread but its in autosage :sweat2:
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No.147858
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
Saved!

ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
Nice Job!
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No.147864
Beautiful.
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EPIK WINRAR!
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No.148054
>>147904
How to make gifs like this :astonish:
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>>148054
with love and teh force :biggrin:
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No.147940 [Reply]
I finished on hdd with cp
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No.147946
lol'd
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No.147973
LOL
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No.147977
LOL what was it in before?
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CUMDD 2PETACUMS
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>>148057
DO IT ON A FLOPPY NEXT
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