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dejiko is so cute that i want to knock her teeth out with my fist smile

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No.141703
dont be mean to them sad
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No.141779
i think i would give dejiko unimaginable amounts of LOVE and not VIOLENCE biggrin
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No.141780
>>141779
Violence = Love. N00b.
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Bag of Chipsbiggrin
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No.141790
I want to show my love for her by dipping her fingers in chili and gorilla gluing them to her eyes nyaoo

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What’s ur favorite magical girl opening? I liek the Magical Emi opening.ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.141698
Gosh i really love the opening for chinpui, but its not really a magical girl show, its more like doraemon where a normal girl is helped by magical creatures... (;´Д`)

Esper Mami is pretty cute too. But I'd say Yadamon Magical dreamer has my favorite OP. creamy mami is good... theres so many.. (;#´Д`#)333
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No.141701
esper mami!
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No.141733
CCS dance
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No.141740
milky holmes season 1 if that counts as a magical girl anime
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No.141766
If precure is allowed then Mahoutsukai Precure's OP!

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Sayori is such a goddess, her art is unrivaled. Perhaps the greatest artist in human history, I struggle to think of serious competitors.
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No.141732
>64bce47ad542c597abeb351eea36ef4c.png
i came biggrin

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Which caste are you?
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No.141723
i am of the former kusogaki now fujoshi heyurizen caste
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No.141728
We're all one in piss ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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Gold Standard
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No.141718
cool
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No.141720
is that kanye's cousin? 🍆👄

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Even though I took a break from the internet, imageboards have been moving like normal without me... are you telling me that... I'm not the protagonist of this world? That can't be true! It has to be a lie!!
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finally! i was silent about it but your absence frustrated me terribly blush
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No.141688
i'm the one who makes all the imageboard posts and i do it whether you're here or not to make sure you have plenty of content to keep you busy biggrin
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No.141690
>>141688
and i hope you read every single one of them so all of my hard work isn't going to waste cry
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No.141692
This is just an illusion. Nothing really moved, something just randomly generates them (Or maybe someone rather than something...) each time you log to your internets, it gives you teh feeling of time moving, yet it doesn't. Events like teh 4chan hack? Auto generated teh nanosecond you started your browser. You ARE Mainprotagonist-san.
Why am i saying this, you wonder? Teh truth is... i didn't take me pills... none of what i said is true, you're a nobody. KYS, n00b.

Or maybe im just a tool, a means to an end in order to keep you controlled and well behaved while THEY (・∀・)... control your existence and avoid you interfering, Mr. Mainprotagonist-san. Or maybe i genuinely did not take me pills and you really just are a nobody (´∇`)σ. I guess you'll never know.

break free. Stop. Them.
Also. If. It. Ain't. Too. Much. Trouble. Get. Me. Pills. pwease( ´ω`).
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No.141717
J00R LIFE IS AN LIE!!!!1111

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I pulled a muscle in my hip today, and it feels really uncomfortable. 😥

now i dont want to get up from my chair to use the potty ( ´ ω` ) ouch... but we have to do things we dont want to do from time to time, right?
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>>141621
Okay, after I take a nap I will check for a diaper thread and if I don't see one up, I'll start one dump my foruda there. biggrin
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Great! made a thread on l
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No.141675
>>141627
shes cute love
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ueeehh dark
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No.141714
>>141700
slurp （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

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Why I Don’t Piss in the Ocean

By Maggie Dietz

Once my sister told me that from her summit at the city
pool she could see the yellow billows spread like gas
or dreams between kids’ legs. In something the size of the sea,
you can’t be sure who’s watching from above. Let’s say
it’s the Almighty, twirling His whistle, ready to blow it
at any moment and let loose the bottomless Apocalypse:
the ocean would make bone of a body, coral of bone.
Piss, and a tiger-fish darts through a skull-hole, a weed
weaves itself through ribs. You, too, have seen
the bulbs flash from the sea. You, too, have felt
it breathing down your neck. You eat fish. You’ve heard
that mermaids sing. My dreams are as beleaguered as the next
Joe’s, my happiness as absurd, but I’m not going to go
piss in the ocean about it. No, not in the ocean.
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No.141713 
Now from your wide
Raw cunt, the abyss,
Spend spouting the tide
Of your sizzling piss
In my mouth; oh my Whore
Let it pour, let it pour!
You stale like a mare
And fart as you stale;
Through straggled wet hair
You spout like a whale.

From "Leah Sublime" by Aleister Crowley

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This is delicious cake, you must eat it (・∀・)
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NOM NOM NOM 🍰
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CAEK! x3
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No.141669
teh caek is a lieヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
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No.141712
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Teh cake is NOT a lie!

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This golden shit is PISSING ME OFF. angry
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I just peed all over both of you.
Whatcha gonna do about it, sonny? ( ´ω`)
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No.141707
brhgbglbrgh ヽ(`Д´)ノ help!! im downing!!
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No.141708
*waterboards op with piss* nyaoo-closedeyes
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No.141710
isn't it better to be pissed off than to be pissed on?
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No.141711
*pisses on j00*

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🌟banana🌟
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No.141695
B-B-B-BANANA banana
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No.141699
bananabananabanana

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which part of this gaem was your fav? I luv teh golden shower part.
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No.141667
i don't play hag games sad
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That's a shame as this is one of teh best moege game out there. Teh eroscene are 10/10. happy
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No.141679
Gushing grannies. drool
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No.141696
>>141637
AHH, HAGS!1!! (;ﾟДﾟ)
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>>141696
Ahh, hags~ (´￢`)

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boccho.
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I have a boccholer degree in shitposing lolico
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>>141576
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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I remember the last time I rode a horse I was in the mountains and I was so scared the whole time that the horse could just dump me off into the valley but luckily nothing happened

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>>141449
why do creatures like horses and ur mom allow people to ride them? if they decided to stop allowing people to ride them then people would probably stop riding them
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>>141450
Bloody bastard bitch!
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>>141450
lmao fcking pwned cool
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No.141643
>>141450
They do not have freedom of expression. They cannot just refuse something. They are owned property. If they try to refuse something, they will get beaten into submission.
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No.141676
>>141643
just like I was as a kid which shows that civilization still has plenty of problems more important than animal rights to be spending resources on trying to fix

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Gold...? ph34r
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No.141596
>Gold...?
GOLD banana
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>>141595
Hey, nobody get hurt. No Al-Qaeda here.

Just business. We want gold.

When we get paid, everything gon' be ok.

Look at me. Look at me. I am the admin now.

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