Off-Topic@Heyuri

if yuo taek enuf it mite speed up yuo become loli!!

No, but if you shove enough of them up your ass, you'll have a smooth, wrinkle-free butthole.

You will die and might be born as a girl in your next life... so yes!

She didn't even say anything.

>>141491
𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓸 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓪

have you ever marked your territory on any of your sister's stuff?

>>140978
nothing beyond some dead skin pieces that came off my nose from sniffing her panties too hard

i wish i had a brother that would do those things to me

>>141478
post bewbage with timestamp

>>141478
If that were true, then you'd record a video of yourself farting and post it for us to fap to.

>>141446
Oh I think I fixed it.
I needed to log into account on .jp site to turn of spam blocking which blocks any messages not on my contacts list.

Heres mine
suiseitou@xmpp.jp

>>140467
Mayhaps you could try wut normies do all the time. Connecting thru common interest! I mean like attracts like after all

my interests are avoiding people and waiting to die ( ´ω`)

>>141481
wao we have so much in common! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ What's your phone number (・∀・)

>>141010
I know how to talk to girls on a normal basis but i don't know how to switch to getting this fujoshi to lock lips with me

>>140993
>discord
you're both faggots so just proposition her and she'll have sex with you

this gif is mesmerizing.... where's this from?

>>141476
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If she responds to me in a positive manner but only after afew days after ive sent a text am i screwed

>>141258
AAAAHHHH

u get
... EGGU

u get

... NOTHING

U LOSE

GOOD DAY, SIR

>>141301
EGGU NOOOO

>>141304
U GET SOMETHING
U WIN
BAD DAY SIR

>>141231
WOOOSH（⌒∇⌒ゞ）
yuo r nao HEYURI USER
conglaturation!!!

They pretty good man, no joke

>i understand there's some rivalry between Blur and Oasis, what's that all about?
It was mostly manufactured by the media, but they were the two-most prominent Britpop bands in the mid-90s. Oasis was from the north of England, and Blur was from the south - this played into the traditional/stereotypical divide/rivalry between the two halves of the country

Northerners are traditionally portrayed as poor, hard, tough, uneducated, working-class people, while southerners are usually portrayed as rich, soft, poncey, educated, middle-class and upper-class people. In reality it was never that clear-cut, but there's elements of truth to it and it's a stereotype that still persists, so the media latches onto it whenever they can

i feel like oasis is way better than blur for it to be a rivalry

>>141226
I don' think it's rivalry, it's just that they're the two most famous britpop bands. Try listening to leisure or parklife, I don't like the song 2 album either, especially because I expected the entire album to sound like song 2, when in fact it was completely different.

LOL

Try to hack nsa.gov
If you do a good job they will abduct you and teach you in their hacker dungeon

how many games have you haxed with cheat engine and how many programming languages have you learned?

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>>141305
what are you? a gay fish?

They're actually chicken sticks not fish sticks

Heyurians instantly thinking about fishsticks
>what are you? a gay fish?
(´∇`)σ

>>141313
what are you? a gay chicken?

>>141241
Feet VERBOTEN.

>>141241
I'd fuck her senseless

I dunno if u mean teh pic or teh vid, but my answer is YES regardless

yes

possibly

>>141288
So you would be like one of those Chinese government shill channels, only for India? Honestly go for it. India might be a shithole, but at least, unlike mainland China, it still has a soul.

>>141292
Oh Azad... my sweet summer child... i dont mean to defame him or anything like that but theres a funny story with him and the indian border that only true myanmar insiders are aware of

>>141294
I dont really want to work for the government I kind of had the chance to do that in the past and while as a foreigner if you're working for government propaganda you're kinda in your own bubbble once you learn the local language and integrate into the culture you'll probably realize that everyone hates the government and by extension view you as at best a naive moron and at worst a propagandist who just wants money

>>141296
I would work for whatever government gave me the most money

>I would work for whatever government gave me the most money

Good luck, I'm behind 7 ^_^s!

it just means your computer isn't modern enough

>>140041
what monitor are you using? What aspect ratio?

LOL. That's it... , thanks.

>>140041
happened to me too, but don't worry, you're not missing much

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