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you are extremely evil for censoring the tits
i didn't think you had it in you, when i saw this thread i thought "no it can't be, SURELY anonymous didn't censor the tits, it must be a mistake, maybe someone hacked him"
I'm so disappointed by you that I can't even properly express myself

Whatever, go with God anon. I hope when we meet again you'll have become a better heyurizen :cry:
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thanks, OP!
I was at work so I didn't get promoted to customer for having TITS on my screen. (´人`)
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>>181319
MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
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:lolico:

put something inside this bottle ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>182028
yum yum
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!!(・∀・)
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>imminent_IVU.jpg
poor, poor osaka ;_;

Some real CP for ya - you've earned it (σ・∀・)σ
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CP test

https://ai.heyuri.lol/ - made & hosted by pen man

AI text-to-speech for messages posted in Chat@Heyuri. Make sure you allow AutoPlay to hear anything
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lol awesome!
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Clean lines on that llama :happy:👌
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Llamas are STUPID

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wow so cool. i can hear heyrizens say dumb stuff

Rakeman Enterprises, we sell rakes, only rakes
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one "rake" please.
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Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
Do you have..... Uh..
What do you call it...
A....
Uhm...
huh, what? Sorry, my kid was talking
A...
Uhhhhh....
Shovel?
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give me teh damn raep i asked for, i.. rake.. yes!

who is this genius that submitted shoko asahara banner lol
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What a retard... heh :sweat2:
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I would be worried about scaring away our Japanese users.
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>>182044
Both of our Japanese users were in Aum Shinrikyo.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Dear wonderful Oekaki artists of Heyuri,

(preface: this has nothing to do with Heyuri really)
Your brothers and sisters in Gurochan are expensive to take care of and as expected, no ad agencies will touch the site. So kaguya is going to be asking gurochan users for donations to help with costs.

We need to really pull at the heartstrings to get money, so I'm making a banner. could one of you draw picrel (the site mascot) begging for money like a hobo?.. (just a square, resolution doesnt matter I'll shop as needed). if you provide an address I'll pay you 10 dollars in crypto of your choice
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im not as good as other anon but this is my offering to guro-chama
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>>181992
kawaiiiiiii
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>>181968
brown people need an outlet to express themselves
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>>182052
guro is the white mans fetish. ed gein, dahmer, bundy etc... niggers aren't into stuff that sophisticated.
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>>182054
Those are CIA hitmen, dummy

i know i shouldnt be posting here at all, but this is something i wanted to write about a long time ago to dispel all doubts and accusations against me and to explain my situation, its like statement, Q&A, idk but i will be very happy if someone will read it
if its written chaotically, i apologize, i wrote it recently at around 1 or 2 am and i was super tired
i dont want to come across as annoying, i just want to apologize to everyone here in general, especially for lying so much

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>psst pst pst you wanna photo with me?
NO! Only RAEP (sex without consent)!!!
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:xd: I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU :xd:
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I am going to rape you. This is a credible threat. If i see you, i WILL rape you. This is not a joke.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

i smoked my first ciggie
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yeah Rabbitfield is always right. he's in fact so right that you could call him mr. Right. Right-kun even
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Buddy I've been smoking a pack a day for 40 years and I could quit anytime if I wanted to.
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do weed instead if you really have to inhale something, legal in canberaa i think, get a huge jar for months and quit cigs
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>>182032
>>182032
oh yeah? just one pack? for 40 years? whoah, what a hero. i've been smoking a cigarette a day since i was 5. i was already smoking a pack a day by the time i turned 12. now i'm 85 and i smoke a pack an hour. go level up your smoking game until you're gonna be smokin at least a cigarette a minute if you wanna hang around here throwing advice around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvioDkHOHnE
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

this was supposed to be kawaii but all I can hear is

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
He has loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword.
His truth is marching on.
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mine eyes have seen the glory of the cumming of my cock
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john browns body lies a molderin in the grave :biggrin:
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ohhh shit i just remembered this japanese parody LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac1OezBEbPk
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>>181957
TIL Confucius is called Koshi in Nipon
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Explain plz. Why all of them lost the gaym. They're not discussing it on Danbooru, and even the original tweet does not give any hints.
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you don't think i know my loli-nekos? :wink:

they are teh Saiba twin from blue archive. :3
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<lol pinktext
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>>181974
I don't get the context but each of them said a NG word.

We need to make a heyuri Fightin game. Hit em hard Champion.
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>>182008
ZOMG THATS AMAZING
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Teh hidden fighters.

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Based on reports from early May 2026, the launch of the MacBook Neo has been a massive success, with Apple CEO Tim Cook describing its demand as "off the charts" and "unprecedented".

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/macbook-neo-allegedly-selling-too-182812394.html
https://www.macrumors.com/2026/05/01/apple-was-caught-off-guard-by-macbook-neo/
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>its demand as "off the charts" and "unprecedented".
imagine PCs and laptop makers taking this as a sign to follow apple and make laptops even more like macbooks (;´Д`)
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so the usual? slam an apple image = good sael
8gbs of unupgradable ram in 2026 :nyaoo2:
so a chromebook but from better material and 8 times teh price?
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it isn't surprising that it's doing well
most laptops are shit in ways that matter quite a lot to ordinary people

the Neo is shit in a lot of important ways that also don't matter in the absolute slightest to anyone who bought one

that being said, while I can count the times I've known anyone to have replaced their laptop ram on one hand, and certainly not the whole hand, soldered storage is a sin worthy of death; I have seen a lot of people replace the disk in their laptop because it died
my own MacBook from 12 or so years ago has a replacement disk

at least the battery is replaceable but goddamn, that's a low bar (since again, my MBA from like 2014 can do that)

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great success
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very nice, how much?

does anyone happen to have an image of 4ch’s homepage from around 2005–2006? I need it for something
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