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We will watch Mahoutsukai Tai! (1996) and Idol Bouei-tai Hummingbird (1995) next Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]
Bunkasai 2025 reminder - happening on 2025/11/02 (Sun)!
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No.157351 [Reply]
My 12 year old son came to me (dad) really embarrassed yesterday and said he wet the bed. I said okay and that we could strip the bed and put it in the washing machine. It didn’t look like a pee spot to me though so I asked “you sure you peed?”

He starts crying a little bit and says “no this white stuff came out.” Oh boy. We’ve had a version of “the talk” but I kept it high level and did not cover wet dreams. I asked him if he knew what it was and he said “the stuff to make babies with I guess. I forget the word.” I said yeah but went into detail more about wet dreams and things with proper terminology.

He says “I just want it to stop. It’s like hard all the time and I can’t get it to go away and it’s so annoying and now I’m making this mess which is gross and I just want it all to stop I hate it.” He’s still partially crying.

I say “have you ever heard of [the m word]?” He says “I don’t know. Like kinda.” I say “well some people find touching or rubbing themselves down there feels really good and it can help relieve some tension and may make wet dreams less frequent since the stuff comes out another way. But everyone is different. It’s normal and safe in moderation. But it is a private activity. You should keep it to yourself.”

He said “I like kinda did that but nothing came out. Maybe I can try again.” I just said that was a private decision and up to him. I’ve never cringed so hard in my life but I tried to stay calm.

Today he comes to me and says “sorry about yesterday. Thanks for not freaking out on me. I guess I should’ve known all that.” I told him he had nothing to be sorry about and he was fine. He said “can we pretend that like that never happened?” I chuckled and said sure. He gave me a quick hug and ran away.
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No.157367
>>157366
this story sounds so obviously fake to me, lol:sweat2:
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>>157359
lol this movie rulez
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No.157404
show him how a real man faps
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No.157489
>>157357
i always peed uncontrollably when i did that, though in my case it was the palm of my hand
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No.157574
PEDO! :glare:
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No.157548 [Reply]
Forgot to feed my garloids this morning :cry:
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No.157558
>>175553
you could call me an 'indoor garloid farmer' then :cool: specializing in the milk sector :cool: :cool:
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No.157559
They’re scary. My best friend is a farmer and one of her garloids slithered up my VAGINA the other day! :blush::cry:
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No.157562
>>157554
Yeah since Garloid farms aren't heavily subsidized, minor errors in the production process can really kill the price. There has been a disease going around for Garloids where it doesn't show any affect on the outside until they die, making it almost impossible to detect at the moment.

The ease of Garloid production compared to other meats is offset by stuff like this. They are notoriously difficult to keep entirely healthy until they're ready. They also like to try to crawl up the farmers' asses and most don't like that. :glare:
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No.157563
>>157562
U gotta be chill. I let my garloids crawl up my ass for enrichment - it makes them happy which increases milk.

Just part of the job
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This kinda reminds me of those “homunculus” things that guy used to make on YouTube.
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No.157556 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.157414 [Reply]
describe this image using one word only ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.157458
disgusting :dark:
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No.157459
neutral :huh:
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No.157540
Confusing :dizzy:
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No.157543
Interesting :sweat3:
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No.157551
delicious:drool:
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No.157542 [Reply]
IS IT GAY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH AN HERMAPHRODITE?
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>>157542
no
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No.157545
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
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No.157546
Yes/no
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No.157406 [Reply]
No face is moe :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.157467
latest shops are win
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ゴゴゴ ！！ ザ ・ ハンド ！！ ゴゴゴ
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Mwee
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>>157511
I lol'd, you got me.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.157518 [Reply]
necrofag is a FAGGOT and ignored my invitation for him to play hang man.

so let's have a game ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.157525
N :nigra:
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E
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>>157525
>>157526
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No.157528
TOTAL INTERNET DOMINATION
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>>157528
YOU ARE CORRECTO
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No.157516 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.157517
DELETE THIS ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.157371 [Reply]
is gelbooru running sum kind of crypto miner if you leave your PC unattended? This isn't the first time :unsure:
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No.157403
loading pr0n naturally requires A LOT of comput0r
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No.157439
>>157371
You know this tells us absolutely nothing, right? :sweat2:
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No.157441
only if your CPU is too wore off...
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No.157449
Stop searching the big_boobs tag, it has to draw more cpu to render them...
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I didn't search for big bewbz, Erika has chippai!
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No.156956 [Reply]
While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat Silksong.
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>>156957
i am 30 hour after reaching the cumball
this game never ends :cry:
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I've been playing it for 20 hours when will it start to be fun (ﾟ血ﾟ#)
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No.157056
66 hours for a metroidvania seems like too much (ﾟ血ﾟ#)
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>>156960
you lied to me i didn't need all the healt upgrade :angry: :angry:
I wasted 10 hour searching for them and still missed one :cry:
the final boss was
a jobber as well :angry: :angry:
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No.157452
>>157405
Read my comment again, I literally said you didn't need them.
Also, the easy final boss, is the bad ending one. The true final boss was the hardest boss in the game for me.
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No.157429 AS [Reply]
What was your reaction when charlie kirk was kill?
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No.157530
>>157515
>No, they didn't
Sounds liek something a jew would say :closed-eyes:
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>>157429
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No.157566
isn't he a jew lover?
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No.158133
He supported right-wing politicians banning pr0nz so good riddance
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.157420 [Reply]
DESTROY!!!
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No.157423
MUWAHAHAHAHZHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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No.157384 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.157394
This is now my fetish. :biggrin:
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No.157401
long clitoris is long! :longcat:
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No.157402
so sweet! :blush:
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No.157218 [Reply]
Make computahs look liek this again! :biggrin:

But with more memorie and better screeen
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No.157272
>>157269
Have you tried not using AI?
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No.157275
>>157272
erm.... no! :biggrin:
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No.157317
Postan from my Thinkpad X200... They still exist in ebay, waiting to be bought...

Didn't some Japanese company have a line of laptops that didn't change it's design for 20 years? Some of them even come with CD-ROM and they have 12th gen processors. Look into those! Or install Gentoo. Or both. Just do what you want, baka!
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No.157323
>>157317
i think you speak of the panasonic lets note. with the circle shaped trackpad. Yeah it's a pretty timeless design im too lazy to get the picture of
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No.157399
>>157218
just look at all those accessory ports... i hate current year :cry:
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No.157320 [Reply]
Could anyone tell where I can buy a girlfriend? :unsure:
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No.157326
heyuri.net
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No.157327
if u can buy girl friend, is she gonna be a slave?:drool:
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for a slave, you should find a freshly crashed UFO instead
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>No.157322
what th fuc
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>>157327
yeah
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