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No.165920
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BOO!!!
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No.165921
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>>165920
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP SCARING ME
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No.165922
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i would piss myself, puke, hyperventilate, get a heart attack and die from this picture if i was tripping
scary big teeth
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No.165923
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>>165922
If you think that's scary wait till it whips out the feminine PENIS
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No.165928
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>>165923
that would not be scary at all! you are genderless and sexless in that state! teeth on predators though are single most efficient way of scaring
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No.165746
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You take a shortcut to get home faster, but in doing so you have to pass through the slums of Heyuri, a horrible place said to be where many iruyehzen hide in the shadows ready to strike, that's why it's always deserted and only those who have a death wish walk those paths...
In the distance you see the only building that doesn't look like it's a bout to fall over, and out of it comes a cute girl, but she looks familiar somehow...

And that's when you realize: it's Iruyeh! she looks different: her hair looks well kept, her clothes seem somehow more elegant, she has a bright smile on her face and... she's holding a gift?!
Who could it be for?! Is she on a date?! Does she have a boyfriend?!

The thoughts multiply in your mind, are you jealous?
Jealous?! Why should you be jealous?! Iruyeh is the #1 enemy of Heyuri! There is no place in your heart for her!... right?

[please roll a d20 for every reply, I think it may be fun]
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No.165772
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>>165771
fuck how do i roll (;ﾟДﾟ)
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No.165773
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>>165772
(lets continue tomorrow, if this roll works consider it the roll for >>165771)
dice1d20=14
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No.165798
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>>165773
>>165770
was going for a gentle shy orphan shota rather than kusogaki brat but alright (´～`)
fingers crossed shota gets a happy ending regardless of this roll (´人｀)
dice1d20=10
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No.165861
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げる
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No.165911
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>>165798
She easily removes you from her person, you fall to the ground and before you can say "ah" she slaps you, turns away and walks off
A happy ending is now very unlikely for our orphan...
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File: fishy.mp4
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No.165843
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DO DA WORM!!! :dance2::dance2::dance::dance:
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No.165860
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:longcat:
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No.165873
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Look how excited he is to be eaten .. :drool:
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No.165885
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PUT THE BASTARD OUT OF HIS MISERY
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No.165899
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I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live.
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No.165776
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YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!
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No.165777
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Otaku's RULE :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.165830
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Set of about 10500 files to pretend to be an oldbie! [1.8GB]
Newest files dated to 2nd of september 2011, available to download for only 5 days
For newbies it is a way to experience what it was like over 14 years ago
They are not mine, I got into someones server filesystem index and took them :nyaoo2:

Link: https://73.gigafile.nu/1224-n16043cf572466949e1f61efad510471e
Password:zomgiloveheyurisosomuchyayz0mg
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No.165872
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thx
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No.165878
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>>165830
many reference such history
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No.165828 AS
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Im so tired of this kind of..weak, abstract answer. It repeats too.
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No.165865
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>>165864
For being a srs bussines party p00per who provides no lulz :rolleyes:
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No.165866
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>>165865 you dont provide 160 mil either for the company startup cost. you are just,srsly broke, and no partner but your own lulsage
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No.165868
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>>165865
>But to your own lulsage
Fuck,typo
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No.165871
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165986
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How do I report this bullshit of a post


It's saged anyway
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No.165341
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newbie here ヽ(´ー｀)ノ i guess i could call this an introduction post if those are allowed. i'm not very used to imageboards these days but i used to lurk on 4chan admittedly (i don't go there anymore, way too many nazis) so please forgive me if i do anything wrong!
my online name is bjorn and i turn 19 on december 25th 😄 i really like coding, manga and lolis. happy to be here 💟
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No.165819
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NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
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No.165822
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>>165821
Thanks for the note.
And yes, please.
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No.165825
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>>165822
https://9.gigafile.nu/0118-q56c8cd4ca06b134bff5906a64bfdc110
Just over 0.5GB
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No.165826
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i fapped to that doujinshi in teh past
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No.165833
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>>165825
This is my collection of azumanga pictures
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No.165555
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I saw a text exchange between a brother and sister on reddit the other day, and they were so cute, they clearly loved eachother and had a great relationship

I wish I had a relationship like that (ρ_;)

Does anyone here have a cute relationship with their sister?
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No.165745
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>>165744
do you ever hand feed her? that would be so cute...
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No.165789
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I used to rape my dog when I was a shota and just discovering boners. Not even because I'm a zoophile, I just had no self-control back then. I would love an imouto but I 100% would have raped her. :dark:
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No.165790
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>I used to rape my dog when I was a shota and just discovering boners
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No.165792
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>>165790
Maybe it would have been better if I had a little sister then. She might have enjoyed it. :unsure:
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No.165829
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I have read stories of a little brother who became the little sister who slept with her older brother
I think this is the most rare and delightful form of yaoi there could be
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No.165591
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semen is over represented in shota
a boys orgasm should be as pure as his heart
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No.165753
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>>165591
it makes me so sad. as clearly all of these new age shotacons know nothing about the anatomy of a shota! :dark:
most boys first ejaculation is in the early puberty age range (10-13), while most popular shotacon art depicts boys anywhere from (4-10). the age of course has been slowly inclining towards the puberty range, but its true for a lot of real shotacons to prefer boys pre-puberty. at their purest and most truly boyish state.
at these ages, it is possible for a boy to orgasm but they are usually either completely dry or a small amount of clear fluid. so there's no reason to draw shotas cumming full buckets of nasty semen... ok! it's just not natural! :angry::angry::angry:
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No.165769
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>>165753
I remember masturbating when I was about 10 and nothing came out when I orgasmed ( ´ω`)
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No.165774
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>>165769
True :nyaoo2:
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No.165820
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>>165769
thanks for today's lesson in shotaology!
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No.165827
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>>165753
I once confessed to it still being clear at 14
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No.165708
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i took on a big project at work and now im exhausted and still am not finished

i'll waste my entire christmas...
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No.165732
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When NEETs make fun of you we're just trying to help by convincing you to quit your job. The system can't force you to work.
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No.165734
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>>165732
TRUE!!!
AS FAR AS THE STATE KNOWS I'M UNEMPLOYED BUT I GOT A WHOLE LOTTA DOLLARS!!!
WE LOVE TAKING THE DOLLARS BACK DON'T WE FOLKS
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No.165775
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>>165731
you are forgiven my son. (´人｀)
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No.165804
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>>165732
a wise neet once said, "once my mom dies, i too will die aswell". (´人｀)
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No.165809
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>>165804
An even wiser NEET once said "I'm the only next of kin so I'm gonna be rich lol". I'm not splurging it on a luxurious lifestyle and going broke in a year either, I'm gonna get one of the cheapest possible places to live and eat ramen and keep pirating everything to make it last at least a decade.
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No.165474
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What will the internet be like by 2030 with all these proposed internet censorship bills?
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No.165680
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>>165661
you will be living in a 'dead internet' ( ´ω`)
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No.165703
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It's probably going to suck even more. 'They' are already trying to roll out digital IDs but even without it this walled garden is already terrible.
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No.165717
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ass
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No.165791
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There will be two separate internets. On one you will put in your ID, face scan, and all your information, and be able to access maybe a dozen websites/apps, all owned by perhaps four different companies. On teh other internet will be all teh fun.
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No.165806
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>>165791
I don't use any sites that require phone verification, paying, or even my real IP address so I'll stick to the fun internet. Fuck banks, I'll keep cash. Fuck online shopping, I'll go to farmer's markets and flea markets.
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No.165778
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devilish girl smile... i enjoy devilish girl smiles very much... :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.165780
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i can make that face too, watch!

:xp:
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No.165781
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😜
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No.165782
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165480
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[Reply]
I'm sure I haven't seen Heyuri (or any imageboard for that matter) have this specific thread topic.
But anyways, post em.
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No.165488
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.165489
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>>165488
>I'm making a naughty video even though I'm just a kid...
Future pornstar in the making. :cool:
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No.165779
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wut de fark
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No.165611
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Guess about my age, personality, or other stuff based off my steam most-played genres ( ´ω`)
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No.165627
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Age: Autistic
Personality: Autistic
Other stuff: Autistic
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No.165628
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hyper autist teenage-young adult male (18-26) im inclined to believe you've thought about being gay but you havent put enough hors in automation games for me to definitively say as such (´～`)
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No.165630
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Aren't automation and space games stereotypically masculine and heterosexual games? Wouldn't a fag play girly games?

I don't think I'm gay, but I do think shotas are cute :sweat2:
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No.165633
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Personality:
You idle in Factorio and Paradox games while actually playing gachas :cool:
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No.165742
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age:42
personality:nerd
sex:never :biggrin:
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No.165702
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I think she’s kinda hot..
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No.165705
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TEH REI is very hot
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rei tits
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No.165707
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I think they're kinda cute
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No.165737
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>>165707
THIS
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No.165738
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>>165707
DIE HIJACKER :angry:
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No.165619
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:dark: A heyurizen? A sex haver? Of course you won't believe it... but its true, and I took it too far

As of last month, my relationship with my girlfriend is over.

We had an online relationship, although we lived very close to eachother. We met a few times, and the chemistry was perfect. She loved me, I loved her. She was so cute, perfect body, perfect face, and perfect personality. Every day I thanked the heavens for her :cry:

The opportunity finally came about 2 months ago, she was on break, and her parents were gone for 3 days. She invited me to her house. It was my first time in there.

She changed out of her jeans into some shorts, which really excited me. I made an advance but she rebuffed me, but we still enjoyed the rest of the night


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No.165701
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>>165622
>it still feels horrible to think that she'll go off with some other stupid guy
... weren't YOU the stupid guy in this case? sounds like she had zero fun.
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No.165728
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there are only two possible options:
a: OP is lying about the details and raped a girl (;´Д`)
b: the girl is a psycho bitch (;´Д`)

well, there is the unlikely c: OP has a BIG DICK ヽ(´∇`)ノ
but like, TOO BIG (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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>>165728
OP pics of dick or didnt happen
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No.165730
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>>165728
OP IS A HERO A COOL AND A PHILOSOPHER IF FIRST
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No.165736
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i totally had sex with a girl and my dick was so big she screamed
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