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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Heyuri is the real world?! fuck yea, real werld = awsum \(^o^)/

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Yeah
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yeah!
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soudane
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Yeah

girl denied me a second date so i fapd to lolis for four day straight and on fifth i went weightlifting
:iyahoo:
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>>189654
I want a body that's one under that. Toned but not ridiculous
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I am twice divorced and am reasonably confident I am the only Heyurizen with that status (´人`)
Possibly the only Heyurizen who's even been legally married. Not counting the old japanese men on /sw/

Maybe because I have tasted sex and women, I can more easily dismiss it. When you don't have something, it seems really great, and it really sucks that you don't have it. Once you've had it, you can look at it more objectively. Unbiased by FOMO, I can say that in most cases masturbation is better than sex, and that girls don't make good companion animals until they are old and wise - by which point they are no longer cute and sexually arousing - by which point they are no better than men, whom are almost always much cheaper and easier to be friends with and just as fun.
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>>189652
thats a fuckcool super power... to inseminate a girl via a spell.. id create an army
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>>189656
try marrying a man then, fag (´∇`)σ
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>>189664
a man marrying another man is the least gay thing a man could do, because only a man could do that therefore it's not gay

Do you...
a) pull her up
b) let go
c) fall with her
d) fall in love with ME. You also need to be WARM and learn how to live
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D ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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woah~ur trip now has a meaning! O_O
D!!!! (Also wut choize does she haev, deth ur luv?)
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pull her up and then RAEP! ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>189675
>a) pull her up
you can't pull a 45 kg yuki-onna with one arm unless you have an immensely strong vampire gf pulling you both

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I just finished reading this book after being aware of its existence for quite some time. I once saw it being enthusiastically praised on /lounge/ (or maybe 4-ch.net). I enjoyed getting a glimpse of how life used to be in late 1960s japan, but I thought it read too much like an eroge at parts. The MC is exactly like an eroge protagonist: stoic, quiet, smart, exceptionally good at pleasing women, and had even amassed himself a harem by the end of the novel. It felt a bit masturbatory, too. But like I said, it was enjoyable, I didn't hate it or anything, just felt a bit juvenile. What did you guys think?
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I read 4-5 of Murakamis bookz and really do like him. While this book was my first of him, my memory is a little faint to remember most of its content. I did enjoy it whatsoever. His writing is easy and his story is some what realism-magical. I can say that this was imo teh worst book if him i read and my fav would be The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle.
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Completely pointless drag; ironic and very Murakami for his worst work to be the most popular one.

New fetish unlocked: JAV where the girl has second thoughts about the entire thing and wants to erase the recording, but the guys start laughing and tossing the tape around while she chases it around desperately. :biggrin:
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K

akiha in my alcohol cabinet キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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Sadece Türklerimiz değil, Polonyalılarımız da var. Ben onlardan değilim. (´・ω・`)
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... Rakıları çıkaralım :sweat2:
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>>189638
Kereste veya guro.
En son baktığımda kereste'nin domain'i gitmişti, sonraki gün başkası almıştı edramatica'da tubgirl'e gidiyordu.
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>>189641
efes daha iyi moruk
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>>189642
ben o gorselle arkadasi kandirdim :D

comic dumping thread desu~
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>>189542
Yes I made it, I usually do it when there's nothing to do thus i sit alone with my thoughts and make a comic like this one
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Um are these supposed to be funny?
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>>189634
damn, I remember these, takes me way back

what is the name of that ghost from a children's book that is meeme in nippon? I quite like that fellow
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ねないこだれだ
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Casper the friendly ghost blowjob. :biggrin:
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Looks like AI can any heyurizen confirm
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>>189571
Yes but it's the opposite too. If we post proof of bad real things, everyone will just say "it's ai fake"
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>>189572
that looks photoshopped
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>>189575
I'm not talking about OP's picture. I'm talking in general
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>>189577
i'm also talking in general, dumbdumb
people already fall for fake things, and they already accuse real things of being fake
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I think the smell of body odor can be arousing, especially around the crotch.
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>>189527
how do you get a cute girl to do that, are you also a really cute guy:astonish:
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>>189543
she thinks im really cute but im sure im average... maybe i look better on photo, who knows :nyaoo: what matters is i get my pantsu
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>>189520
YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE
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>>189567
howdo you find girls like that did you build a friendship with them for100 years:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:
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when i was 14 i was playwrestling this girl who was a year younger and her crotch smelled exactly like my crotch but like a ten times stronger. that was my last sexual experience ( ´,_ゝ`)

tis is mine waifu
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>>189579
when i see a bee doing that, i like to place my finger right by the exit, so that when they back out, i get to touch their butt :nyaoo:
WARNING: i am not a bee expert, some species might not be okay with this and try to sting you, i don't know but the ones near me don't
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>>189469
you're too cool for heyuri, friend.
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>This guy is just in it for the love of the game bees.

haven't you heard, it's hip to fuck 'em!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
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my favorite song will forever be put your hands inside of the puppet head or something like that, i should get listening to them again, mostly the 80s&90s stuff:biggrin:

how do you lern to draw?
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>>189503
emo win :emo:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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4chan's /ic/ board has many references and threads for people learning how to draw. Take it slow and steady for sure for drawing is a skill learned through studying and practice.

I wanna fuck fat ugly bulldykes.
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>>189548
>>>/j/
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>>189550
I hope no girls on heyuri are like that:gross:
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Heyuri has only the cutest and sexiest dykes
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I want to fuck all of your moms :love:
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god speed o7

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