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No.148532 [Reply]
Montenegrin "laziest citizen" contest in Podgorica.
You win by staying in bed for the longest time. :foruda:
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No.148537
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Crnogorci! Crnogorci!
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No.148538
I'm quite lazy, but I often get hyped by my daydreams and walk inside my room in an excited state... until the PC withdrawal kicks in and I sit back down :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.148541
Does it count as leaving ur bed if u get into sum1 else's? I think I would find my way into bottomleft-chan's bed and stay there for a very long time ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
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No.148543
>>148541
Every 8 hours you get a 15 minute bathroom break during which you're allowed to leave your bed.
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No.148557
>>148538
room pacers of Heyuri.. unite! :biggrin:
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No.148484 [Reply]
I hat hey uri :angry: It has so many knee gers an faggot :love: Andrew it stupid because it goe and I hate juice :xp: 1 Tim :kuz: I met this Niger :lolico: :sad: and he way so guy 😠 😠 😠 I :kuz: told tim je shoul kill nimself 😁☝ But he :lolico: told me he can 😥 beca he use he yuri (and je lok a me lik this) :cool: it make me so mad 😲 I rag 💢 I :emo: tell gim he stoopid Niger money app juice return 🐵 but hi kick me in tje ball :dark: it heart :glare: so I run away becuz stoopid juice niger 🐵
>Reddit space
Avery niger :ph34r: I med no use hey uri :dark: it so mean :cry: becca I don us hey uri :emo: I cry lik emo Avery nigger and I how like a wool and go awoo awoo and turn into wool 👲

(YU ZER :nigra: WAY BAN :xd: FOR TJIS POS) banhammer banhammer banhammer

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No.148487
@grok
analyze this user's cryptic message
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No.148489
>>148487
This user is saying you are black. :nigra:
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No.148498
@grok what him mean this post
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No.148501
wat :dizzy:
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No.148551
this is dutch
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No.148507 [Reply]
YOU DAMN LOLicons! get a job
:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:!
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No.148519
*gives you blowjob*
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No.148539
i have a job working with kids :nyaoo:
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No.148540
I lost my job working with kids because I touched them and they liked it so much that their parents got jealous or something :closed-eyes:
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No.148542
>>148540
posting from prison?
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No.148544
I'm at work right now! I direct traffic. It's a hard job, but pretty fun.
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No.148453 [Reply]
while j00 were wasting ur life on internets i finished robotnik's revenge on time attack mode

...with rank F (＾_＾；)
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No.148502
>>148481
most of them are really easy, but the labyrinth boss and that one boss with the floating platforms and the ceiling lazer are what i lost the most time on
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No.148504
>>148481
I always assumed the design was deliberately that nearly every Sonic 2 boss can be cheesed to death

so taking 27 minutes is way too much time when every boss takes a few seconds, thus the rank F
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this is about as fast as i can bother getting right nao
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No.148514
>>148506
that is a much more reasonable time ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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>>148453
Ha! Well~ While u were wasting ur life posting about beating sonic, I finished this indie game called Gunpoint! (ﾟー｀)
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No.148509 [Reply]
Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins. Be true to yourself, true to your country, be a real American! 🍔🇺🇸
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No.148513
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE 🇺🇸😄🇺🇸🇺🇸💗🇺🇸💗🇺🇸😄🇺🇸

somehow, I didn't get washed out when I watched fireworks this evening
horrible rain coming home though (´～`)
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No.148516
Happy Independence Day America! 🇺🇸🔫 This is best day to celebrate by eat many Pocky 🍟 and authentic Japanese ramen noodle bowls 🎉🍜 and buy many anime and manga character merchandise for friends and family and for you!!! 👘 Beware of cheap knockoff Korea and China product, Japanese noodle and anime product is best quality!
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>>148516
Korean noodles 🇰🇷👌 > Japanese noodles 🇯🇵🙅‍♀️

But American burgers will always #1!!
And ya'll eat fried chicken at Christmas just cuz a marketing executive at KFC Japan lied and told you it's what Americans eat at Christmas. :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flpoEt8zgu0
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No.148525
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAa FUCK YAEH
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No.148531
>>148518
I'm pretty sure at least 95% of black americans eat fried chicken on xmas (the other 5% wish they could but can't afford it)
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No.148505 [Reply]
any1 play this?
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No.148528
yes ive played this but its hard so i stopped but i love the aesthetics of the game
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No.148517 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.148521
cool guitar :cool:
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No.148527
Teh heug :glare:
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No.148522 [Reply]
is this show good?
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No.148523
is this forever banned anon?
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No.148524
>>148522
This was so shit:angry:
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>>148522
star wars is for men children just like any other shounen anime :closed-eyes:
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No.148447 [Reply]
Here's desert! ^_^
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No.148449
LOL I HAS GELATIN
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yummy
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No.148460
THIS IS WHY KAMISAMA ABANDONED US
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No.148486
The imouto puke guy should make a gelatin cake with it! :biggrin:
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No.148520
>>148460
>>148486
you poor guys have no idea how tasty >>148459 is :drool:
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No.148512 [Reply] 
 .-.    _,  .-.  ,_    .-.
'-._'--'  \_| |_/  '--'_.-'
    '-._  \ | | /  _.-'
        `-.^| |^.-'
           `\=/`

:iyahoo:
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No.148515
pantsu bomber :astonish:
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No.148305 [Reply]
Hello and welcome, to another edition of the Imouto Vomit Update!
Not much has changed since last week. Osaka's holding up well; she's certainly adjusted to being submerged in barf 24/7.
When I opened the container, the stink hit me immediately. It smells a lot like wet oak now. I like it :happy:
Two updates ago, I said I'd make this a bi-weekly thing, but I'm teetering towards making it once a month. I think the barf will probably stay the same, so long as I keep the lid on tight. Unless I leave it uncovered in the mailbox on a hot day, the fluid and the figure will probably stay the same for a long time. Let me know what you guys think! I read all of your messages, and I've enjoyed the tributes and shoops :waha:
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No.148333
>Have you ever thought of putting in a little bit of imoutou vomit on your morning coffee
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4575.mp3
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No.148348
>>148321
>put it under a microscope and see what kinda bacteria is swimming around
I think bacteria might be too small for most consumer microscopes, and they're also mostly transparent unless stained.

What might be interesting is taking a small amount of the vomit and putting it in a glass jar, and then jacking off in it to make a semen-vomit cocktail :unsure:.

Alternatively you can feed the glass jar your leftovers and see what happens; like those timelapses of rotting food you can find on youtube :nyaoo:.

I was going to suggest microwaving it as well, but I have a feeling that the smell would be too horrible to conceal :xp:.

Keep up the hood work OP:waha:
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No.148357
>>148348
>hood work
OP IS BLACK???
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No.148442
what is this what is this fucking shit I stumbled upon....
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>>148442
:onigiri::iyahoo::onigiri:
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No.148402 [Reply]
This girl is sleeping too much lately...
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No.148456
>>148455
In that case, Iruyeh-tan should take over for her sister while she naps (´ー`)
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No.148457
>>148456
this means they will both work too much and won't have time to do battle (bond) and clash (have fun while heyurizen aren't watching)

are you really in favour of depriving these two sisters of each other? or are you just in favour of child labor?
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No.148458
>>148457
...i was thinking of them taking shifts, but not at the expense of them missing out on quality family time (;´Д`)
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No.148462
>>148458
if they take shifts they wont have time to hang out! You underestimate the amount of work a board-tan has to do...

The best course of action is... us! We need to learn to look after ourselves so that heyuri can rest and have more time to deepen her bond with iruyeh
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No.148497
>>148462
You- you're right! How could I have been so blind?! (;ﾟДﾟ)

kaguya, give mandatory nap time to heyuri-tan NAO! (｀∩´)σ
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No.148375 [Reply]
I watched this video today about Deniable Encryption vs Normal Encryption and now I want to use Veracrypt instead of continuing to use LUKS. Has anyone here used Veracrypt for their drives before for anything?
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No.148399
I miss fucking my daughter.

That is all.
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No.148401
>148399
i miss fucking your daughter
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No.148461
>>148401

exclusively mine until 16. Liar.
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No.148495
veracrypt doesn't work on windows 7 anymore so it doesn't matter now :(
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No.148496
>>148399
I miss fucking this guys daughter too
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No.148173 [Reply]
Did somone anounce the return of ProDefCH??
I made this flash to celebrate it, but it seems to have died again in the meantime, lol (;´Д`)
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No.148326
>>148324
this is a great day to be alive
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No.148367
>>148326
it is indeed!
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No.148370
>Your browser sent an invalid or no HTTP referer.
fix your website dummie
im not gonna enable http ref in my browser
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No.148493
wow, i thought it was dead for good.
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No.148494
>>148176
does the shart party still care about us?
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No.148387 [Reply]
Lets try this on our friends
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No.148483
>>148387
hypnosis is cool.... but never (got) tried it on
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>>148483
Gaze at the center of the spiral. Pay attention only to that. As you stare into the spiral, scan your body with your mind, starting at your toes and moving slowly upward to your scalp. Release any tension that is in your muscles. You are starting to feel very relaxed now. You are in a safe place. There is nothing to worry about. You feel so very relaxed. You feel your willpower melting away. You are relaxed and ready to obey. Obey and relax. There is now only one thought in your mind...

"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
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No.148488
>>148485
i will post myself !! .. this weekend.. i just dont know if i should use body marking or just paper,, to write heyuri
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>>148488
You should write degrading things on your body. :drool:
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No.148492
>>148491
i will !! of course !!
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