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wonder what kind of bird this :unsure:
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That's not a bird! That's my wife! :biggrin:
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The edible kind 🍴:drool:
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This is a nigth sparrow, very delicious when grilled:nagato::biggrin:
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Teh Pussy-bird
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magpie

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hey uri
long time no gay
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>173963
many such cases
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>>173905
dirty, old and fat otakus deserve raep too! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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"I love dicks! I love dicks so much! I want to kiss them, lick them, suck them, play with them..."
"This is gay. You are gay."
"Nah, I mean dicks drawn on girls or futas, and my own."
"Oh, ok then. Seems legit."
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>>174025
thats just how it is, but the alternative is kissing girls
gay if you do, gay if you dont

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put yer files in meh!
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:foruda:
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By "files" you mean "big fat PENIS", right? :biggrin:
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how did she become mascot of uploader
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Lolico picked that image for the front page back when Heyuri was a simple booru-like project. Only he can say why, and he never did...
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:foruda:🍆

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How long is your refractory period? I just went from cumming to jerking full speed in around 5 minutes (not super accurate because I didn't think to time it until after I had started rubbing my PENIS again, so the only starting time I had to go off of was the timestamp of the last edit my fap spreadsheet).
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>>173998
he means, how long after eating a :banana: can you eat another :banana:?
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Could OP please share the spreadsheet? I am trying to get into this :banana: eating hobby, but I am having some troubles...
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4 on weekdays and 6 on weekends. :cool:
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few minutes to a few hours
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after the first fap of the day, just a few minutes are enough
but after the 6th or 7th fap I could need an hour :sweat2:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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git clone cgi.heyuri.net/git/neko.git
cd neko
make build
cp ./build/neko /usr/bin/neko
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:longcat:
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:tacgnol:
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>>173937
humppa neko
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>>174022
sorru for spam fucking cloudflare showing me errors

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I want to be smarter and i want to be able to learn things but i have difficulty. I pay attention to the best of my abilities but often times my thoughts get to loud or its like the information doesnt process in my brain, or everything i learn slips out my brain somehow..i dont know what to do. :sad:
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>>173973
This is the truth. OP if you're interested I'll give you my advice that's helped me and alot of other people but only if you'll really follow it.
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>>173974
tell me!!!!
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>>173970
instead of trying to pay a lot of attention one time pay lots of half assed attentions dozens of times
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hire a super hot prostitute that will teach you what you want to learn and everytime you get something right she uses the tounge a little
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If eventually decide on getting medicine, don’t go for stimulants. Non-stimulants are safer to use and they don’t have the recoil effect.

I had a dream last night that I was using heyuri last night. In this dream, there existed a special feature. You could invite another user to participate. There were two panes. On the top, there was a live chat to communicate with the other person, and below, was the shared window. This is where the activity took place. In my dream, it was programming; but I suppose it could be anything else with text, or even drawing.

It could be competitive or cooperative. I suppose in the competitive mode it might be a good idea to have two separate windows for each user and not one that both can edit. I believe also in my dream that others could view it and post to the chat but not edit the shared window.
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In reality, this feature would be used to show eachother's dicks. :biggrin:
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>>173921
you bet
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Cool stuff. Heyuri together.

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hello heyuri
where i can find some .psd files of old anime cg artists?
and if someone has them could you share plz?
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That's not something that anyone would typically share

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Is anyone else really nostalgic for early 2024?
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>>173944
then you are a loser because you want academia but weren't smart enough to go to actually academic ivy league schools
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>>173945
my school had an acceptance rate of 8%. And I don't know how old you are but Ivy league doesn't mean much anymore, if it ever did. I thought academia would be cool but my vision of it lied somewhere in the late nineties to mid 2000s. College nerd culture is a pale shadow of what it once was and the people and campus reflected that. The girls were really cute; everyone of them reeked of virginity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8au4eCVPis&t=13
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>>173833
i was 4 years old in 1990
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cuny hunter college ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>173794
I'm nostalgic for the times I didn't try to blend into society and talk to normies

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HELL YEAH! :cool:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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shieeeeeeet

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I didn't freak out like that again until kuz died!
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:nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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HAUNTED TAXI
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Hm... I swear all of these were titles to JAV movies at one point!
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"the fbi raids a young woman's home to find her sitting behind her desk with her hand super-glued to her PENIS stuck in the zipper of her jeans while browsing heyuri"

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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EAT THAT FUCKER. 🐔🍳
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that's a very lazy look in his eyes
exactly the same look this kao has (´ー`)
(i removed the kao tags intentionally)
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>>173928
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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REB…

THERE’S A :banana:

OVER HERE..
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FASTER THAN MAH :banana:

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Is netorare the only thing even Heyurians won't touch? Why is it so popular in Japan? :unsure:
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>>173866
>it’s meant to be figurative not literal
how do you know?
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>>173867
kuz it's too baseless to be literal
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>>173868
Now just what in tarnation does :kuz: have to do with this?
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>>173871
because = cuz = kuz
Now just what in tarnation does kuz have to do with tomo?
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>>173872
newbie...


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