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how 2 sex in air? plz help me
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>>190556
this post reminds me of the story of when humanity built the tower to the heavens and God punished them

it's like a threat
"Do not attempt to take for yourself what is God's (sex in the air) or thy punishment shall be swift)
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become god
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>>190551
i hear those fucking rabbits are there
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So hot, you won't burn up on re-entry! :biggrin:
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>>190516
this looks really fun, what is it from

When I go to watch anime downloaded on my computer I often forget which episode I am up to.

Does anyone else have this problem, could a video manager of some sort which tracks whether you've seen an episode or not be the answer?
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If you use terminal to play videos - as long as you don't close the terminal, you can simply read what is the last command you ran on that shell. If you close, you can check your bash history or use a tmux session just for playing anime videos
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>>190110
I need to be able to close the terminal.
I use the terminal for a lot of other stuff so I would be going through those too.
I need to be able to restart my computer
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There's a file attribute on Linux called atime. On many if not all desktop environments it shows up as a "Last accessed" column that shows when you last accessed a file or directory. I'm on KDE and I use that to check what episodes were opened in the same timeframe.
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>>190057
>find the online lists like MAL too annoying to update
I find huge amount of joy in updating it on MAL, and it sort of one of teh reason i still continue! :x3:
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Update:

I started using 'Kodi', which is a media manager, and it dispalys a tick when you have watched an episode. It's great

One thing that's really struck me in recent years is how much people struggle with unvarnished atheism. Like they'll abandon Christianity, become Atheist, and have strong critiques of the absurdity of religion which presumably apply across the board. And then some time later they'll backslide into paganism, Wicca, or some sort of vaguely mystical belief. I have two friends (though tbf one of them never really went so far as calling themselves atheist), and one of them is Wicca with all of the magic spells and tarot bull, while the other one is obsessed with aliens with what is clearly a quasi-religious intensity, following every sighting and joining groups on discord and rando forums (which I privately refer to as 'Bible Study or 'Madrasa':rollseyes:).
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Religion makes humans seem important, if you looked at life from a purely materialistic atheist standpoint we're just a few monkeys with guns, so there's no reason a far more intelligent species would have to care about or respect our existence:dizzy:
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>>190781
The old testament god does not care about most humans though. He specifically commands the Israelites to follow a complex set of rules so that they can be less animal and more holy, and even then if they even slightly piss him off he kills or horribly punishes them over and over
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>>190771
i'm talking about the amerikkkan reich
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>>190786
That's how every ancient middle eastern god acted, Yahweh was the tribal god of Israel like Baal was to the phoenicians and Ashur to the Assyrians:pata:
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It is important to distinguish people who are atheist because they do not believe in God and those who are atheist because they want to feel smart
this distinction I believe exists even among believers, I have met and talked to a few believers who displayed extremely annoying holier-than-thou behaviour because I don't believe in God

I was atheist once and nearly became one of those fedora tipping retards, thankfully I slowly came to realize how shitty some behaviour was, the last straw was a few people posting a picture with the caption "waiting outside the church so we can laugh at the idiots going in", why would anyone be such an asshole to people they probably don't even know?
Anyway, back on topic, imo the people who use their lack of belief as a way to feel smart may still be insecure deep inside, when faced with the unknowns of life man needs some support, whether it be from a loli lover, family or God, but perhaps they are too ashamed of going back to the religion they spat on so much so they seek out other more esoteric religions

a new, cool website, that anybody can take part in. a growing website, yeah.
you can shitpost or whatever

https://2swagg.net/
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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oh the thread is auto saged (ยด๏ฝž`)
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>>190868
why of course! ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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>>190885
count me in :iyahoo:
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>>190866
I'm not denying that I'm just saying that it doesn't seem like you actually need it. It seems like you're deliberately avoiding my point.

(๏พ‰ะ”`)
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Suck my dick or you're fired. :biggrin:

This Yeah! business kinda reminds me of miiverse lol. the only fun social media service. I remember being so bummed out when it was over... :(
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the only fun social service is heyuri.net ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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u can still use that with pretendo
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Ah, memories.

What is/was your favourite porn game, such as on newgrounds?

When I was a young kid like 10, I was playing games on some site that my cousin recommended, and my mother caught me just as there were giant boobs on the screen... (I got banned from teh laptop)

Later in life I started playing "meet n' fuck: x' series, like meet n fuck detective. It taught me that to get laid you have to remember facts about a woman's life as she monolouges to you, and then successfully answer her quiz at the end of the date to test if you were listening.

As an Ojisan I no longer play any, but feel nostalgic for them. Please share what your fav games are/were
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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not a newgrounds game but i love hizashi no naka no riaru :nosebleed:
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>>190790
i also love splatterschool
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>>190792
i could never get past that boss

Imagine if you hadn't fapped in a while and you were out in the street - you couldn't fap, but saw a JK asleep and her panties were showing. You'd get a hueg boner but since you couldn't fap, you'd feel restless. You're chafing at the bit to fap, your ponos hurtz because its pressing against your pants, and your heart is beating faster.

That's ENERGY. That's LIBIDO. That is RAW POWER!!

And so, I thought I should learn how to harvest this power and turn it into something good. The answer is simple, stop fapping every day, and let the energy build up, then, channel it into something else - you'll become ten times more productive!

Also when you finally fap to let it out (don't go more than a week or two otherwise your juices will go stale) - it'll be way better than your usual faps
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it took me a long time to accept the role that sexuality has amidst reality as spirits. the hierarchy of needs pyramid model actually has sexuality/reproduction as one of the foundational components. sexual repression and oftentimes the manifestation of masturbation as a numbing or self-treatment agent can entrap the energy within cycles of trauma/guilt.
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>Imagine if you hadn't fapped in a while and you were out in the street - you couldn't fap, but saw a JK asleep and her panties were showing.
i read this and decided to fapfapfap (ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`)
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the real technique is tantric edging (Huanjing bunao) to raise your qi power. when you completely abstain there is a subconscious tension that spirits and succubi can take advantage of in your sleep. work with the energy and absorb it yourself instead.
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make it a JC instead and im set

ITS MAID MONDAY BITCHES
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BOB ESPONJA
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>>190784
AAAAAAAAA

(๏ฟฃใƒผ๏ฟฃ) It's maid monday folks
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SNIFF IT.

to be fair, the close-quarters troop movements and combat situations inherent to modern quick-strike tactics, increases the need for lightweight, dependable service members.

a mass of less than 55 kilograms (without equipment) guarantees viability for paratroopers, special forces, armor personnel, unit commanders, vehicle crews, and other groups... whose primary function is not first-line infantry operations.
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GO ON A DIET FATTY. :biggrin:

do the gay heyurians think my friend is cute?
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very cute :love:
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a bit too on the skinny side for me but ja he is cute :love:
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>>190671
found the fatty
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>>190689
you're not me :angry:

imagine a world where lolis/shotas were the grown ups who have to worry about jobs, taxes, etc... while grown ups spend their days playing at the park
one of course has to be aware of the pervy adultophiles who go around preying on innocent grown ups (;๏พŸะ”๏พŸ)
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Cum out of fear
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"Loli-san said she's going to bully me and shove her dirty pantsu and bare feet in my mouth - i'm scared" :worry2:
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isnt that just asia
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>>190725
tbh this is probably more fun and educational than school

meow
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FUCK AMERICAN! :angry:

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bush liked lebanon no ?

pls ..

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Mommy, I want this toy for Augustmas... :emo:
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I thought this was AI. What's wrong with me? :worry:
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JIZZLE JAMMMMERRR
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>>190647
My sister actually came up with this, and produced it with additional help from Turner's media moguls. I had her new number written down somewhere, but I lost it. If I find it I can give her a call and see if she can score you one, she keeps all the prototypes to her ideas.. she's like a packrat ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘ 
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>>190654
I thought fred flinston made adult swim :dizzy:

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