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A Group-Pooping session is scheduled for this Saturday at 17:00 UTC (＠^▽^)/
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I definitely defecated! 💩ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>183557
but i already pooped :worry:
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i wont miss it o7
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It's really strange. Eating together is actually reverse pooping, but you humans do this every time. If everyone isn't eating the same dish, the food from other people's plates smells bad, too.
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>>183689
you don't eat poop nor shit food
i don't think the process are reversible
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squuiiish~
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must... obey... succubus-chan...
must... reject... vampire-chan...
:dizzy::dizzy::dizzy:
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Hello.

If I were to send 1 billion US dollars worth of goods back in time to Caesar's Rome, in order to strengthen the Roman empire and increase the likelihood of avoiding it's fall, I would send the following:

* Urea / 400,000 tonnes / $230M
* AK-47, 7.62×39mm calibre, 30 round magazine / 100,000 rifles / $100M
* 7.62×39mm rounds, FMJ, brass cased, packed in boxes of 20 / 100M rounds, 2.5M boxes / $100M
* Amoxicillin (penicillin) tablets, 500mg, packed in boxes of 20 / 100M tablets, 5M boxes / $100M
* M224A1 HE shell / 200,000 shells / $70M
* Monoculars / 500,000 / $50M
* M67 fragmentation grenades / 1M / $50M
* Gold bar 100g / 2,000 / $30M
* Silver bar 100g / 90,000 / $30M
* Copper bar 1kg / 1.4M / $20M
* Tin bar 1kg / 400,000 / $20M
* Solar generator, 1x1m / 100,000 / $20M
* M224A1 mortar / 2,000 pieces / $20M
* Stanley Torch, 500 lumen, rechargeable / 500,000 / $20M
* Eye glasses, evenly distributed from +10 to -10 / 500,000 pairs / $15M
* GM rapeseed / 25,000 tonnes / $12.5M
* Flares, various colours / 600,000 / $12M
* Entrenching spades / 200,000 / $10M
* NATO IFAK first-aid kit / 200,000 / $10M
* Fleece blankets, wool and polyester blend / 200,000 / $10M
* Fishing net, 200m depth / 25,000 / $10M

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1b dollars in LO magz to export into enemy territory. Teh enemy will be buzy fapping while we collapse their HQ.
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>>183510
They live in mud huts and shit dont be delusional.
To be fair if you dropped AKs on germanic tribesmen id think they would be about as clueless as congolese.

The congolese access to cheap chinese tshirts and japanese toyotas doesnt make them smarter than romans.
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I thought we were a Carthaginian site （ ´,_ゝ`）
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>>183531
op must be a n00b like me because heyuri is 100% a carthaginian site
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>>183640
Alright, then with the same one billion dollar budget send stuff to Hannibal
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I was at work at Heyuri & Co., went out to print some tax evasion plans and when i came back my wife and secretary bant-tan was posing for me like this (;´Д`)

It doesn't feel proper to do it at work but at the same time denying my wife her wishes is an unforgivable sin (´～`)
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DO IT and POST PICS
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teh high heyuri council commands you, DO IT!
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>>183664
what the hell you guys, you want to watch me have sex with my wife?
there's no way I'm showing you that :closed-eyes:
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>>183666
can I watch bant-tan both versions needing to go poop while on an road trip and she gets out of the car for a short potty break in the middle of nowhere in the west and squat on years old dead grass and start pooping:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>183669
absolutely not!!
But I have just invented Bant-tan's rival in the offices of Heyuri & Co., you may do whatever you want with her

She has no name yet, her thing is that she's always been the popular girl everywhere she goes and is willing to suck dick to get promoted, etc... but in the offices of Heyuri & Co. she's overshadowed by Bant-tan, she hates that so she comes up with wacky plans to ruin her reputation at work
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CYT00B STREAM IN 19 HOURS DONT FUKKEN MISS IT IF YOU MISS IT I'LL NEVAR FORGIVE YOU EVER EVER EVER!1
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I missed everything! （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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>I missed everything! （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
It doesn't start for another 3 hours :unsure:
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ITS IN 22MINUTESヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ(´∇`)ノ
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10 secondz!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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does any cat owner have any tips? i had another kitten once but it kept shitting everywhere, how does one "train" the cat? my parents said i should scold it but it makes me feel bad
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>>183658
Kawaii neko!
:xd::tongue::xd:
Teach me your wisdom!
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>>183658
keep throwing it in the litter box until it learns to shit in the litter :angry: mine learned in 2-3 weeks :closed-eyes:
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>>183665
>keep throwing it in the litter box
would gently placing it in the litterbox work as well :emo:?
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I think you should go wish hikari a (late) happy birthday anon!
(maybe more hikari x heyaoi porn too)

https://youtu.be/nwUo-T5m8gA
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happeh birthday imouto
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I hoep they remember that Heyuri Day is on May 25th!
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can't stop jacking off to squids
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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squid sex (´￢`)
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Would you let a underage teenager stay at your place /b/?

What would you do?
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>>183525
if ur evil then why do you say no :closed-eyes:
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no. it wouldn't look good considering what i've been accused of in the past.
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>>183528
what happened?
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>>183529
nothing happened. the allegations are false.
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>>183525

Why do you think you are evil?
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ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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Is that guy a fag? :biggrin:
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do heyurizens brush teeth daily?
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>>183598
Tried eating any lemons?
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>>183601
no but i eat oranges every day
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>>183593
:nosebleed:
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I lost my toothbrush a few days ago so I use my finger now
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ffff

Your fortune: Godly luck

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MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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AYANAMIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Most articulated plamo, or gunpla? Like has the best range in your opinion?
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This kind! :biggrin:
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>>183627
now we're talkin'!
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in this movie george w. bush is portrayed as a schmuck. was he really a schmuck? :unsure:
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yeah
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I want this scene remade with legos. Legos!
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i did not have relations with that man
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:purin:
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>>183613
I don't, I already liek what I can already see here ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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a composed jav actress :mona2:
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>>183619
:nosebleed::nosebleed::nosebleed::nosebleed:
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embrace me, anon-kun!
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hayaku anon-kun!
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