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We will watch Abenobashi Mahou☆Shoutengai (2002) this Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]
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Why is she doing this?
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>>176082
it's just scatfags that have been muddying the waters
no pun intended :vomit:
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No.176127 Yeah x2
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>>176027
>The piss fetishists took over lately
Lately? Bruh, I've been posting piss related content for like 2 years.
The site is called 'hey, uri(nate)' for a reason, you know.
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>>176077
It's a cute version of my other known Moniker, PancerzonyMlecz, metal right?
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Bodily functionfags are all the same, there's no point in having wars about which ones grosser.
At the end of the day, we all like to see someone cute be disgusting and get instant relief after doing so.
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every heyruizen is one of these three i believe ( ´ω`)
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>>176156
did we watch the same show...? :glare:
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>>176174
what do you mean?
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I'd never let either of those low-testosterone nerd guys into my NEET cave, and if a girl ever came in she'd never leave.
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>>176190
> she'd never leave alive
fixed
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>>176152
I'm a satou. Dumb, but knowledgeable about things that make me happy. Major difference is he can communicate some, and he's physically attractive
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Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to austrian throne murdered earlier today at around 11 am :sweat:
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oh the horror :glare:
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Who cares, it's not like it's going to cause a big war :sweat3:
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now that the ayatollah and his family and hundreds of lolis have been murdered surely iran will surrender
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thats one epic mustache
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Nothing ever happens .. unless you live in the powder keg of Europe. :dark:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powder_keg_of_Europe
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Need otouto and being the slightly older onee san forever... The loli never leaves you and when you notice it you want to loli again, anyone else??? :blush::blush::blush:
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I dunno what ur saying LOL but yeah similar-age bro/sis wincest is great :biggrin:
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If there any little girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well below average in my country (Located in my mother's basement in Alabama)

2. Age: I am below 60, but above 40.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 1.9/10. First person sources: Two little girls at the playground screamed and ran away saying I was a "monster"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :kuma6:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 4-10

2. Located in USA

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to hop in my van (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)
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heyuri copypasta :biggrin:
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Nice try, buddy. :lolico:
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No.176198 Yeah x1
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>176198
are there rock CDs and beer too? :kuma6:
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PANTSU MOGIRE BEAM
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lol butt.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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how do you treat bugs?
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hell no
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when I lived in a roach infested apartment, I noticed the young roaches specifically would crawl on me :biggrin:
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No.176191 Yeah x1
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I never kill them. I always scoop them up and toss them outside, sometimes with a short prayer for them to be reincarnated as humans. I hate seeing anyone kill them so mercilessly. :cry:
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I debug and fix them on my own or I post an issue on a bugtracker :biggrin:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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gokiburu~
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holy shit (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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is being retarded moe?
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Yes.
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very :biggrin:
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This doll climbed a whole mountain all by herself. What have you done lately?
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raid underwear draws
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Then who was camera?
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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WOOOOOOOOOO!
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If theres anyone on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country, since i cook for only my best customers (who happen to be rich).

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Skills: Many of my customers described my dishes as "Tasty"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Any gender, 15-35

2. Not a picky eater

3. Eats healthy
3.1 Not underweight
3.2 No tattoos
3.3 Does not take drugs
3.4 preferably above average muscle

4. Willing to help me cook (and maybe be the final ingredient later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something tender enough for the both of us :wink:)
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Have I got the chef for you .. :biggrin:
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ZOMG WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER LETS MEET UP ASAP

Killashandra
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i like this one
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:cry:
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:unsure:
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is this true?
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haha wiz-tard p0wers :xd:
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>>176041
Does that apply to a man’s rectum?
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>>176083
yes, the rectum directly consumes your wizard powers and enriches the presumably male partner
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>>176098
Not true. It does, however, turn the both of you into a bunch of faggots. :biggrin:
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maybe if you were older you would understand
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we are fat :ph34r:
we are legion :ph34r:
expect us :ph34r:
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Go grab some! :biggrin:
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ON THE GWEEEEEN!!!!! :glare:
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I refuse to play Golf games. Even the good ones. Unless it's Kirby's Dream Course, which barely counts. :wink:
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I had Jack Nicklaus 4 on PC when I was a kid - good fun ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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