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First seat partner:
Black Woman
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Strange face
Weirdly long fingernails
- I saw that she had to use her knuckle to work the touchscreen when signing in, that's how long they were.
MASSIVE thighs
- She wasn't fat, she had som absolute breeding hips. Her thighs were maybe 1.5x mine in size.
Slept almost the whole way

Second seat partner:
Asian Woman
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Strange face, but Asian
Extremely tiny
Brought a hamburger of some kind with her
- Held it like a squirrel holds its food and ate it super cutely (now I understand people that find eating cute).
- Over the course of multiple hours, she ate about as much as I would have eaten in two bites.
Typed her text messages probably faster then I could talk
Spent a significant portion of the trip hunched over her phone looking at posts of interracial celebrity couples and then watching episodes of things they were in

Highlight:
In the station I saw a very small girl with very large breasts (relatively speaking). She had the kind of face where I wouldn't have been surprised either way to hear if she was 14 or 24. I don't know if her head even reached my neck, but I'm fairly certain each of her breasts would have easily been a full handful for me. There was not an ounce of excess fat on her, and she was wearing a tight top. It was extremely difficult not to stare at her, even as we passed right by each other and I would have been looking at the people in front of me.
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>>186380
I wish. I saw her for maybe 15 seconds, and I know I will think about her for a long time to come.
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last time i flew it was on spirit from atlanta to los angeles and i was seated in front of an orthodox jewish family and nothing ever since has made me more anti semitic
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>>186379
Interesting kind of travel vlog ( ´,_ゝ`)
If you travel more, please share more about wimmin pl0x. I hope you find plenty more cuties in your future.
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>>186467
one time i stopped at a buc-ee's and there were some attractive children
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>>186469
adorable kids are found everywhere (speaking about just the looks and not behavior), it's more valuable to find a really cute wifman

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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She doesn't want to come down from there. If i turn on one of the stoves she only jumps a little bit. It's been 3 hours.
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Had an experience with a cat like this while breaking my NEET pledge today.
Ran into him looking all skinny and homeless by the right side of the road while I was making trips back and forth to the van, so I went up and gave him a scritch. ( ´∀`)つ Noisy, dirty little white and orange guy.
On my next trip I was carrying some heavy shit I didn't want to drop so I was looking out for him in the same spot but couldn't see him, so I assumed he just ran off.
It was ridiculously hot and my brain was melting, so I wasn't paying much attention when, from my left, this thing flew towards me.
The cat had crossed the street and was now sitting, hidden between two big rocks atop a chest high stone wall, BLASTING a continuous laser beam stream of bright yellow piss like 4 feet horizontally outward across the road.
Had to leap out of the way with an armful of bricks to avoid getting soaked in boiling hot neko pisso. :angry:
Little shit.
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Catpee
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*ignites stove*
*cat pee ignites*
*house explodes*
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A true delicacy in the country Heyuri:dance:

chiyo penguin! 🐧
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stop being mean to the mods and rabbitfield especially rabbitfield (;´Д`) please calm down
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why are we talking about whoever's bitch this is going about misogyny, instead of how cute chiyo is? (-_-)
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moar chiyo penguin, pls :biggrin:
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>>186428
aww cute

I finally started working on implement an expression system for my SVS project.
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I just realized I can't code anymore just looking at this. :biggrin:
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What's SVS? Elaborate
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>>186227
it's just a bit hard to read because of those long variable names and rather "compressed" lines (although to be fair I also try not to add newlines whenever I can), the only thing i dont understand is what "positive" means in that for loop, is it a macro perhaps?
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>>186381
>the only thing i dont understand is what "positive" means in that for loop, is it a macro perhaps?
It is a macro. The macro maps to a custom attribute that would normally do nothing. However, I could use a special program to modify the code such that all accesses and writes to any variable tagged with that attribute have an assert statement x >= 0 inserted before/after.
The idea behind this is because I plan to use a bounded model checker to formally verify the program as free of undefined behavior. The idea is constrain the search space and avoid false positives.
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>>186378
SVS is singing voice synthesis.

hypothetically if my roommate killed herself this afternoon would it be ok to have sex with her body before informing her parents?
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i forgot to add i would only inform her family if they started to get suspicious after a few days so i would tell them 4 hours after..(not OP but i am 186112 kun)
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necrophilia is not illegal in itself, at least in burgerland. however, typically a law is broken getting to that point. for example, breaking and entering, trespassing, etc. but looks like you are in the green!
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>>186112
>I love suicidal girls
me too. they help alleviate my fears of long-term commitment.
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only one way to find out!!!
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I wouldn't touch it once rigor mortis sets in

who do you think was our last HUMAN president ?
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andrew jackson. last president to get the national debt to zero. indian trail of tears. my man.
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pez
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I miss pez too
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>186220
*pez uses side tackle and break your shoulder*
y-you do!!?!

is this normal in families?
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you don't do this? :unsure:
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cats do that
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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YES!!!!

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anyone liek pizza?

Just look at the puffy crust, the seasoning, that smooth texture, and oh god that cheese stretch. Fuck im cumming
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>>186303
mmm you liek that cp dont you. heres more links

https://up.heyuri.net/src/5970.gif
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pizza makes me very sleepy so i avoid eating it
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>>186304
>5970.gif
holy shit.. MOAR!!!11
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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i havent had pizza in 2 months :drool:

i had teh urge to read Kanon, but it feels so off to read a VN that set in winter when its hot outside! It feels it will ruin the feeling, guess Air would be more fit.... :sweat2:
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maybe if i put ice on MY BALLZ as i play!!! good idea!! :xd:
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kami-sama bless teh southern hemisphere. I'll play it :biggrin:
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trying to read SNOW too but the hot weather makes it feel out of place, unfortunately where i live it doesnt snow so i cant really feel like the game fits the weather
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just make some fake snow and throw it around ur room, then get a lot of fans and blast it in ur room
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>>186353
I've played teh first route and started teh second, i really like teh artstyle! I need 2 get back to it soon! :3

kfgl,.kkjl,mxc

regards my cat
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>>186155
there's no need to be jealous
we can both pet the cat and then we will accidentally touch hands while reaching to pet him, our eyes will meet for a moment that will feel like an eternity and then we will quickly pull away, not looking at each other while our cheeks redden, it will be like in the movies ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>186153
i tried this with mayonnaise
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>>186163
um, idk what to say.... i want 2 fuck teh cat. not you.
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>>186342
its to late you have to fuck OP
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vkjsduig!suibvb cmcmxcosasa.,

regards, puchiko

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Uhhhhh me on the right. :sweat2:

whats stopping u from doing this?? fear?
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>>186339
my neck caint do dat
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LIER!!!

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Needs more pr0n. :biggrin:
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what's going to happen to us if the shota liberation army wins :worry:
they better not try to separate me from my wife bant-tan :angry:
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I LOL'd several times, WIN
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mein fuhrer, this is WIN :xd:

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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CUTE!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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(´・ω・`) jiiii....

Why is drawing upside down hard and annoying or just turning my sense bad.
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why do you even draw upside-down in the first place? :sweat2:
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>>186306
Look i just do, ok, no need to explain. It's good and fun too. The object is, not seen from one position only. the form.

You can help explain whys now.
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>>186307
interesting. how were inspired to draw this way? It's the first time i've really seen someone do it

>You can help explain whys now.
I think it's hard because your brain is used to visualizing things right-side-up instead of upside-down. Theres that optical illusion of upside-down faces having distorted features yet the brain not noticing it, its called the Thatcher Effect
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>>186308
>how
it was betty edwards book.
also its fun. If it works.
>thatcher effect
is there ways to, go through it?

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