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Heyuri seems to be only place that has lolicon board after Not4chan dead
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8chmoe had a few, until a few months ago.. :closed-eyes:
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we are the lolicon saviors of the internet ( ´ω`)

...some other lolicon boards exist, including on 8moe. You just need to snoop around a little.
It did get slower due to losing a good chunk the userbase though. So Heyuri still has the most active dedicated lolicon imageboard I know of.
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>8chmoe had a few, until a few months ago..
Still does, they just added a n00b filter
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>>197892
>n00b filter
Do you have to stand on your tippy toes in front of the admins and say piss-shit-dick 10 times fast with a 20 inch Oscar Meyer wiener shoved up your ass in order to gain access to the board where spics post booby edit screenshots of disney tva girls?

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I am currently completely exiled from the mainstream web and I am incapable of return. Do not misunderstand me I really can't stand these places that have exiled me but regardless I need to be there if I want to get anything done because everyone on the internet uses them. But here is my quandary..

EVERY WEBSITE IS OPSEC-PHOBIC. ALL OF THEM! Except tumblr I guess.

I try to sign up to Twitter, THEY WANT ME TO NOT ONLY DOWNLOAD A PHONE, BUT TO SCAN MY FACE TO USE THE SITE. OPSECPHOBIC SCUM!

I try to sign up for Discord and everytime my account is automatically deleted no matter what I do, the same for my friends, but even assuming it wasn't deleted they want my PHONE NUMBER.. A bit mad but tolerable sure it's fine! Except that Discord has gone out of their way to contact my only SMS service specifically to tell them to stop supporting Discord verification and they complied, and I'm too poor to buy another SMS service. The Opsecphobia is astounding. these OPSECPHOBIC SCUM are MAD!

Okay, so now I am cut off from the biggest messenger on the internet as well as the only tolerable social media platform, that is fine! The second half at least I'm kind of fucked because of the first half but the second half is certainly manageable I'll just go elsewhere!

Honestly I don't even WANT to use any of these sites even if I could but from what I can tell Instagram and Facebook completely block sign ups for me, I don't know why, I'm assuming it's because I use a VPN but really it could be something else entirely. I can not be bothered enough to deal with their tomfoolery further these dirty opsec-phobic schmucks. TikTok, although I wouldn't even think of touching this site even if I was paid to, blocks any sign ups that aren't from a phone, so I am fucked here too. With Reddit I am not outright blocked from making an account although they will be hostile to me browsing the site if I haven't one as I use a VPN. However, Reddit is unusable because any post you make anywhere even if it is a one person subreddit with no automod setup will be automatically deleted by the global Reddit automod, it doesn't matter how old your account is from my experience either, so although only moderately opsec-phobic the actual user experience of being on Reddit makes it unusable. I can not imagine being as mad as to willingly use that god forsaken site. As for Bluesky, I'm not a mouth drooling cock sucking faggot so I won't be using that. I have experimented with it in the past and ban evasion is

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Just don't use the internet. Problem solved. ┐(゚~゚)┌
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>>197933
The web is the Internet, but the Internet isn't the web.

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this is my thread!! n YOURE not allowed to post in it, BAKA!!!!
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>>197917
STOP STOP STOP STOP I STOPS EJDHSJMS SI TSYPP I SAID TO AOAH AND OUO WONT LIETEN SYOP
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What if I asked nicely ( ´ω`)
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>>197922
NO!!!!!!!
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WE HAVE COME TO RETAKE THREADRUSALEM!!!1!2
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i keep trying but they keep coming back :cry: why wont u guys just leave my thread alone......

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In Germany, brothels and prostitution are legal. There are also public advertisements and billboards for them :biggrin:

The sign advertises girls from all around the world, but the flags of iran and saudi arabia were blacked out because they were chimping out about it

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After the smoke cleared from the smouldering rubble, and we rubbed our eyes open, gazing upon the TOTAL THERMONUCLEAR ANNIHILATION that was unleashed upon us last week, the HOLOCAUST-POCALYPSE that reduced THE ENTIRE INTERNET to smithereens, two bands of survivors began to argue about whether PHP2Shell was in fact much ado about nothing.

Perhaps it was an overreaction, argues the first faction.

https://eliastaylor.com/noexploit/
>There isn't an easy exploit for this PHP vulnerability

>If you take a look at github right now, there are thousands, literally thousands, of "PoC" exploits for this vulnerability. One thing you'll notice about all of them though, is that they do not work against a vanilla PHP instance.

>It's been 10 hours since this vulnerability has been posted, and half the software world is looking at it, and lord knows 100,000 people have got their "superintelligence" on the case. Nevertheless, there's no working exploit. The ones doing the rounds are fake, or only work in a lab, because...

Hm? Well, let's take a look at one of these AI generated 'exploits'.

https://github.com/ikow/php2shell-poc/blob/main/lab/setup.sh#L31-L37
>"LFI sink — simulates real-world include vulnerability"
- LLM

>It's not rare for PHP apps to be fucked in some sense, but requiring the server to have an existing vulnerability where users could cat /etc/password is an insane pre-requisite. If you need this, this does not make this a severe bug.

Nuff said.

The "this is all a big overreaction" crowd felt pretty confident that this was indeed mass hysteria. Some suggested that this was the beginning of a trend of AI maxis hyping up the capabilities of their models for investor attention. Still more say something even more Machiavellian is taking place.

They suggest that the Government and the large AI companies are manufacturing a crisis, in order to further restrict the internet - the internet is no longer safe because of "swarms of predatory AIs" that will hack and destroy all websites, and thus, not only must open source models be banned, but the internet itself must be locked down for our own good.


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>They suggest that the Government and the large AI companies are manufacturing a crisis, in order to further restrict the internet - the internet is no longer safe because of "swarms of predatory AIs" that will hack and destroy all websites, and thus, not only must open source models be banned, but the internet itself must be locked down for our own good.
>These talking points spread around the internet. Soon it was being reported as fact that there really were swarms of autonomous AI agents that were backdooring every PHP website in existence
Youtube video essay trend soon (・A・)
Like those "update windows 7 nao or wannacry will crawl into your butt while you sleep tonight"
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It helped shift my sleep pattern closer to normal time
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>the beginning of a trend of AI maxis hyping up the capabilities of their models for investor attention.
the beginning? :unsure:
people have been saying this for a while now, like rewriting the ai speech in mgs2 to be about generative ai instead of just general internet usage
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sometimes i feel like i am interested in the wrong field
there's php experts knowing all there is to know about internet communication and patching serious issues while I'm here passing pointers around (;´Д`)
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I don't care about PHP2SHELL CVEs... I just want to watch animu and masturbate to 2D girls. Heyuri is back up right now so everything is just fine :x3:

first finding yaoi at 12 looks like this
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@shlick > with george w bush
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Gonna get the chair dirty .. better give it to me for cleaning. :drool:
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>>197921
working man hands wrote this
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>>197929
i dont have a job legally
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>>197930
ur job is to weaponize the love in your heart and mend the broken world we live in with your powerful compassion

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you can now moderate threads you make! its a weird feature from japanese Bulletin Boards that we've ported over for fun

as OP you can:
- delete posts
- assign thread mod powers to posters in your thread
- post with a capcode by putting "## OP" in the name field

Post new threads if you want to play with it ヽ(´ー`)ノ

note: it can be taken off you if its abused
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do not delet pl0z
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if u delete this u r ghey
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next update:
OP can drone strike your location
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nigga that's not deleting that's hiding :closed-eyes:

(hides u) banhammer

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Sekret fortune hax?

Your fortune: Suigintou will give you nipple cancer
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>Your fortune: Suigintou will give you nipple cancer
!!!

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How many times do you think she got plowed when she was active?
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I'm plowing my PENIS to this image now ヽ(´ー`)ノ

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What's it with young people these days being overly excited over the idea of using ever unfinished window manager or building their Linux desktop from similarly ever unfinished separate small components. This type of software is either non-configurable, configurable through text config files, or require recompilation with coding skills. I know i3 and awesomewm are around since 2010 or even earlier, and here we go again. I hate this! Stop it, says me! Use X11, use a proper, mature DE now, it's Xfce, KDE, or Gnome2 and help make it perfect.
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>It's also home decorating for people who will never buy houses.
LOL true
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>>197871
Fun is a valid form of direction.
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I use dwm because it just works
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all i use is a school calculator
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>>197887
dwm is c00l, I think I wanna try labwc soon

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Got a bonus at work and am gonna do some house furnishing. I need a few new persian carpets for the walls. What do you think of this one? I don't know how I feel about all the blue
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This one seems more the right color
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Now THIS is good
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>>197882
good use of blue, i liek it

What would you do in this situation? 🐯💢
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eat the NYPD
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>>197784
unzips
LOOK OUT
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FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!! TIGER RAEP
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>>197874
tiger: gotta get away, get away...
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>>197783
pspsps.... here kitty kitty..

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das rite

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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SEX
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SEX

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

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zOMG WHERE DID IT GO!!!?

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they way he flew like a gta ragdoll :xd:
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How did that many idiots get in his way in that time and why didn't he just brake? :glare:

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come4free® (・∀・)
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There's always a price .. for everything. :dark:

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