Imagine if you hadn't fapped in a while and you were out in the street - you couldn't fap, but saw a JK asleep and her panties were showing. You'd get a hueg boner but since you couldn't fap, you'd feel restless. You're chafing at the bit to fap, your ponos hurtz because its pressing against your pants, and your heart is beating faster.

That's ENERGY. That's LIBIDO. That is RAW POWER!!

And so, I thought I should learn how to harvest this power and turn it into something good. The answer is simple, stop fapping every day, and let the energy build up, then, channel it into something else - you'll become ten times more productive!

Also when you finally fap to let it out (don't go more than a week or two otherwise your juices will go stale) - it'll be way better than your usual faps

One thing that's really struck me in recent years is how much people struggle with unvarnished atheism. Like they'll abandon Christianity, become Atheist, and have strong critiques of the absurdity of religion which presumably apply across the board. And then some time later they'll backslide into paganism, Wicca, or some sort of vaguely mystical belief. I have two friends (though tbf one of them never really went so far as calling themselves atheist), and one of them is Wicca with all of the magic spells and tarot bull, while the other one is obsessed with aliens with what is clearly a quasi-religious intensity, following every sighting and joining groups on discord and rando forums (which I privately refer to as 'Bible Study or 'Madrasa').

a new, cool website, that anybody can take part in. a growing website, yeah.
you can shitpost or whatever

https://2swagg.net/

do the gay heyurians think my friend is cute?

Dysgenic rating on this guy?

This is what happens to you if you break the rules on Heyuri ( ´ω`)

would you suck elphelt's 5-cm long PENIS for $50?

rate my new gym apparel

Introducing - Kaotype
now people with an english keyboard can use kaomojis in their day to day chats, without having to press buttons

Simply set up an autotransform word (I have mine configured to be a semicolon, a mispelling of the emotion, and a space) and it will automatically replace it with a kao! Totally configurable.

An original heyuri software ( ´ω`)

If you are interested in using this program, please reply and let me know. If people want it, I will upload the source code and binary.

Image is not mine I stole it...

Do you drool in your sleep?
I think I do sometimes

Your average porn VAGINA may look tasty, but this is what sound it makes:
(Warning, listening to this can turn you gay forever)
https://up.heyuri.net/src/6115.mp4
https://www.xvideos.com/video.iouvokia4cf/sloppy_wet_squirting_queef_on_table
https://www.xvideos.com/video.ktblfed9352/pussy_queefing

What is/was your favourite porn game, such as on newgrounds?

When I was a young kid like 10, I was playing games on some site that my cousin recommended, and my mother caught me just as there were giant boobs on the screen... (I got banned from teh laptop)

Later in life I started playing "meet n' fuck: x' series, like meet n fuck detective. It taught me that to get laid you have to remember facts about a woman's life as she monolouges to you, and then successfully answer her quiz at the end of the date to test if you were listening.

As an Ojisan I no longer play any, but feel nostalgic for them. Please share what your fav games are/were

Mommy, I want this toy for Augustmas...