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welcome this new beloved original character to the heyuriverse!

I leave it to YOU to decide his amazing lore!

Roll a fortune
Good fortunes are true facts about him !

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53 Anonymous 2026/11/09(Mon)08:57:36 No.200704 +

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he is gay but also very into classical music he is also half northen european half mexican

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54 Anonymous 2026/11/09(Mon)17:54:35 No.200731 Yeah x3

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can we make him an official heyuri mascot

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55 Anonymous 2026/11/09(Mon)20:23:33 No.200740 +

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>>200731
rule nr69, post him everywhere

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56 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)22:27:49 No.200971 Yeah x1

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Ok heres the bio image. lol :onigiri:

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57 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)23:51:01 No.200978 +

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>>200971
WINRAR, H E WILL DICTATE HEYUIRI AND MAKE US HAVE ETERNAL YEAHS

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Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)23:10:29 No.200975 Yeah x1

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i wish my 3D sisters acted like onee-sans/imoutos from anime but alas they do not. both of them are stuck up bitches who dress and act like sluts/fags and both despise me for being an ugly, fat, shut in, NEET otaku. i wish they would act a bit more like sisters do in anime.

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1 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)23:46:57 No.200977 +

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anon ihave a jc3 imouto she is very nice and i showed her precure years ago, if only i met you earlier i coudl tell you how to make them another version of yourself just more pure ,, but they are oldar right???might it be l8 :sweat:

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Hey, Uri. What are some dumb or funny dreams you guys have had?

I'll start. I remember one time I dreamed up a hentai about an evil rape wizard named "Salazar the Lecherous". I remember the name because I wrote it down right after, LOL.

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9 Anonymous ## OP SAGE! 2026/11/08(Sun)13:32:58 No.200526 Yeah x1

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>>200481
Holy shit, you're real!

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10 Anonymous ## OP SAGE! 2026/11/09(Mon)13:33:02 No.200710 +

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>>200466
Ghey

>>200486
That sounds scary... :worry:

>>200481
I have now brought him to life in visual form.

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11 kurwa-kun 2026/11/09(Mon)20:54:38 No.200755 +

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>image.jpeg
all hail salazar

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

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12 Anonymous 2026/11/11(Wed)15:10:32 No.200861 +

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About fifteen minutes ago I was caught in a dream where we were driving around Big Sur at an itasha show that was supposed to be taking place in Japan. There was a tiny silhouette of Hitler fucking Kosaka Honoka and one of the people in the giant Suburban launched into this YouTuber sounding soliloquy about how this weird lock device was being enforced in Japan. Over the course of the entire dream I never figured out what the locking device was supposed to do but the guy's tone pissed me off since he did that thing YouTube people do where they describe draconian laws being passed in the same tone as getting a flat tire.

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13 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)23:32:02 No.200976 +

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>>200486
This guy still has dreams about meeting his anima! （　´∀｀）σ

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i like the pokeymans :D

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5 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)00:02:53 No.200905 +

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>>200874
YES!!!

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6 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)03:04:54 No.200917 +

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is happy

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7 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)16:45:22 No.200960 +

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>>200905
youjomodoki will stick his cock into anything with a pussy

what an impressive artist lmao

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8 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)22:28:50 No.200972 +

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>>200960
anything?

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9 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)22:43:23 No.200973 +

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>>200972
yes, he'd fuck that thing

he's drawn some pics that are like... you can't really make out what kind of creature it is, but it has a pussy, and there's a cock going into it
too lazy to go look it up on his pixiv, but the name is there lmao

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Checking in on the boys love sphere and... :sweat:

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1 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)19:07:44 No.200967 Yeah x1

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is this loss?

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2 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)19:56:02 No.200968 Yeah x2

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thread that belongs on /j/ # 192

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3 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)20:40:35 No.200969 +

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my interpretation:

- hey buddy, it's been a rough day today
- m-muscular-kun, maybe I can cheer you up <3
- very well, I will be gentle
- hō…mukatte kuru noka

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TIMOTEIIIIIIII!!!!!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)18:14:25 No.200964 +

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what

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2 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)19:07:35 No.200966 Yeah x1

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i will buy Timotei

now, for you, Konata :dizzy:

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Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)16:08:14 No.200956 Yeah x2

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Me IRL.

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1 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)16:47:56 No.200962 Yeah x1

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Pasta GET!!

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Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)09:36:24 No.200935 Yeah x4

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1 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)09:37:32 No.200936 +

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blonde + dark skin ftw :iyahoo:

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2 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)10:23:15 No.200939 +

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ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

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3 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)16:06:31 No.200955 +

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Brown bewbs plz .. :drool:

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4 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)16:13:20 No.200957 +

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at least one girl is in a hijab :huh:

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5 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)16:34:53 No.200959 +

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>>200957
Not for long.

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a girl asked me what i were up to last weekend
i said i was reading books and went to the gym
she smiled and said "woah. you are a complete package"
and i took a solid minute to find and show her this meme
she didn't understand it

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6 Anonymous 2026/11/11(Wed)23:36:58 No.200902 +

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>>200898
Yeah, putting others down to feel better about yourself is a no-go. Especially if one uses a strawman to jerk themselves off at the idea of it. Incomprehensible levels of self-concious faggotry.

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7 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)00:17:19 No.200906 Yeah x1

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"Wow you sound like the perfect guy ;)"
"Hold on babe i have a meme for this..."

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8 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)01:32:27 No.200908 +

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>>200906
if she can't handle that then she's not a perfect girl

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9 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)13:33:40 No.200950 +

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>>200906
Truly the makings of a Heyurizen

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10 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)16:14:17 No.200958 +

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>>200950
she was too old for me anyway :kuma6:

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Does anyone have the baby basher flash file?

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3 Anonymous SAGE! 2026/11/12(Thu)10:23:46 No.200940 +

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Die!! Freak!

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4 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)13:27:18 No.200949 +

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>>200927
Yeah, guro would be more helpful.
Also bump LOL

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5 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)13:40:54 No.200951 +

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it took me a single search :sweat2:

>>>/f/5962

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6 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)13:43:12 No.200952 +

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>>200951
Huh, I searched and didn't get any results that's why I asked
thx

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7 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)13:57:58 No.200953 +

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ur welcome :biggrin:

personally I don't care much about killing babies for the action itself, it's teh pleasure of seeing her mother's reaction (whether she'd cry or be a sadist herself) that I enjoy :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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Anonymous 2026/11/11(Wed)21:35:51 No.200894 +

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are boob veins erotic?

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5 Anonymous 2026/11/11(Wed)23:34:25 No.200901 Yeah x1

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ye

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6 Anonymous 2026/11/11(Wed)23:45:11 No.200904 +

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>>200894
AREOLA THE SIZE OF DINNER PLATES
UGOOGOHOGOHOHOHO

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7 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)01:50:45 No.200910 +

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yes

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

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8 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)09:33:06 No.200934 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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9 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)12:58:26 No.200948 +

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Anonymous 2026/11/11(Wed)08:05:19 No.200838 Yeah x1

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Welcome it's time for the Heyuri Mr Olympia competition which titan of masculinity will become the winner and stand at the top. Of course I will not be allowed to compete.

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6 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)08:22:57 No.200929 +

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i may not have any muscals!!!BUT I AM EVEN MORE GIANT AND TALL, D MASUCLINEST OF TEHM ALL DESU

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7 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)09:29:49 No.200932 Yeah x1

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>>200929
HUUUUURAAAAAAAAAA THATS STRONG

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finally. my time to shine ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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What are your thoughts on Nintendo video games

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2 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)02:46:41 No.200914 +

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i am trying to get better at video games so since they are usually pretty simple i have been at a long distance from them

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3 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)03:48:11 No.200919 +

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i like mother 3. and the splatoon girls are cute

Your fortune: Godly luck

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4 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)09:28:17 No.200930 +

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yahoo

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5 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)10:45:53 No.200945 +

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As a child i used to love them, but today I feel less excited. Every main zelda-game is exciting but Breath of wild2 was lame and didnt finish it, and OOT Remake might be cool but eh~! Only Nintendo game i would be excited for is the Xeno- and Xenoblade serie as thats the best JRPG game i played.

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6 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)11:37:43 No.200946 +

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i like wheelchair basketball

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HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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1 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)10:38:37 No.200944 Yeah x1

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Thanks to his head's shape drinking from a glass is not at all a problem ( ´ω`)

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1 Anonymous 2026/11/12(Thu)10:23:04 No.200938 +

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Rabbit

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