...IS A DEAD NORMIE!

To my knowledge, there's never been a Heyuri desktop thread.

Please, post your desktop here!

to my knowledge there's never been a heyuri funeral thread.

please post your funerals here

讲真这事吧，不是说不行，也不是说行，主要那个“行”跟你以为那个行，压根儿两码，甚至未必有码。前面有人说“照做就完了”，问题就在这个“完了”，是完成了那个完了，还是坏了那个完了，还是“完了完了”那个完了？懂的已经懂，不懂的解释了反而更不懂。

而且最近老看到一种说法，说白了不能细说，细说味儿就跑。你问什么味儿？不是味儿那个味儿，是那个“有点那意思但也别太那意思”的意思。反正就那样。结果下面总有人跳出来非要定义，定义到最后定义本身开始不定义，跟把影子拿去晒太阳差不多。

有些人特别爱拿“实际上”开头。实际上什么实际上。真要实际上起来，很多实际上连上都上不去。就像那个事，表面看着像因为A，所以B，深挖发现不是A也不是B，中间夹个不知道算不算C的玩意儿。然后讨论着讨论着，大家默认它一直是C。谁定的？不知道。什么时候定的？不知道。反正后来看见的人以为本来就是。

最怪的是那种“你品，你细品”。品什么呢。有时候品半天品出来的东西，未必原来就在那儿。属于先有品后有东西。类似于本来一句话没那么多层，硬给盘出十八层地下室。关键还真有人住进去。

当然也不能一概而论。一概而论本身也得论。一旦开始论，又容易过度论。过度论到最后，那个论已经不是原来那个论，而是论论。别笑，真有这种情况。论坛待久了都知道。有时候回复看着像在回复楼主，其实在回复三个月前自己脑补出来的某个假想敌。

还有一种特别经典：
“理论上可以。”
看到这五个字基本就知道后面要出节目效果。

因为理论上可以≈实际上看情况。
实际上看情况≈大概率不太行。
大概率不太行≈有人已经踩坑。
有人已经踩坑≈但不会承认。
不会承认≈评论区即将出现“我怎么没事”。

...

然后继续两百楼?

答案就在风中。

I know, I know. You all have been waiting for it for a long time. It's finally a porn thread!

This time, it's web cam hoe, Princess Luna with a fetish video.
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FUCK SHE IS PRETTY

On a side note, Welwitschia's also sexy.

technology IS -human- and being human IS technological.
there's no way around it, technology is intrinsically part of the essence of what makes us, humans.
yes, even more than sex, even more than our extreme phantastical 'heaven & hells' conjuring mind.

to understand, every animal and plants have their specific parts in their bodies to perform very specific functions, and they are suited to the environments, and their specific bodies define what they are. eg put a desert animal in arctic and you will immediately see it can't fit.

but humans, being at the very start extremely weak and 'NAKED' much more than any other animals, have always used TOOLS.
animals never needed tools of any kind (they are basically 'fixed' forms with tools embedded, forever, with very slowly mutations if need be), we started out with nothing whatsoever,
and it's because we are intrinsically ZERO that we constantly formed TOOLS, and our tools are immediately interchangeable, and we constantly adapt to whatever place and time, over and over, because we as inherently ZERO alters the ONES around us to be whatever that fit our visions.

face it, we ARE in this sense, unique, and to say it even better. yes, admit it, we are fucken FREAKS. we have always been FREAKS.
we are a part of Nature that is so outrageously different from the rest that the theory that we might be seeded by aliens is actually NOT that crazy.
we seem like beings that 'shouldn't' exist, and we sure as hell didn't need to 'be' here either with the rest of animals; we are NOT intrinsically NEEDED.
we ARE the freaks. we ARE in a sense, THE "aliens" to the eyes of every organisms here.

all the animalistic parts of us like survival and sex and eating are just that, animalistic parts, it's us, alright sure, but it's the possibility of extreme self-mutation and self-overcoming (the mind's logic too is great part of this) that defines the strange being that differentiates the rest of animals with "human".
animals don't really have that.
"human" is something else that's inherently transcendent from what it considers itself to be itself.
if that starts to sound spiritual, well i guess it is then.

we made stone and iron spears, swords, fires, chariots, ships, the list just goes on and on and it gets bigger.
we made the mistake that these TOOLS are separate from us. they're not. they ARE us; we wouldn't even manage to exist till this day without them. we are DEFINED by them, as ages progress.

and as we use them, it's also natural that we're also, in a sense
-used- by them.

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AI is awesome.

I heard you like resident evil, so i got you this!

( ´ω`)つ Greetings, students...

You see, your old man here used to be an avid music listener. With the rise of earbuds and all that these days, more people can claim to be one, but back in my day, that really meant something. Listening to music wasn't just pressing a button on a phone, it required a little bit of effort.

Even in spite of that, I loved listening to music. Especially the HARD ROCK. (￣ー￣)

Many people had hobbies after work, and sometimes they involved music, usually as a background noise. But for me, music was the main attraction

After work, I sat down, turned on one of my favorite tracks, and listened to it again and again, energy would course through my veins. I'd stand up, close my eyes, and pretend to hold the instrument. I would sneak up the volume bit by bit, trying to feel the vibrations.

I actually even paid way more than I needed to as a student, in order to have a detached home, that way I could listen to music loudly at all hours. (＾Д^)

Listening to the screech and scrang of an electric guitar just gave me a body high like nothing else. I experimented with smoking, but even the nicotine buzz didn't compare.

But over the years, the feelings faded. When I was a student and could only listen a few times a day, every track felt better than an ejaculation. But as I got older and had more time, it lost its specialty.

I realized at one point, I was listening to too much music. So I did something that was harder for me that quitting alcohol - I became determined to stop listening to music.

For months I sat in silence at home, waiting until I felt I had earned my right to listen to music again.

After about 9 months, I broke, and though I had been aiming for a year, I listened to one of my tracks. Prior to that moment, for those 9 months the only music I had heard was quiet pop-radio songs at the supermarket.

When I heart the crackle coming out... ( ´ω`) I almost fainted

The most electrifying feeling went through my full body. I got chills, I felt lighter than air... I even got an erection

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I'm tired of wallowing in my own self-pity on late nights like these! Could somebody please wallow for me? I've got things to do, like playing video games, watching porn, and browsing IBs! You know, important stuff!!

I don’t feel too good, cheer me up!

I'm tired of the internetz

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Mega Man 7

better than evangelion