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Any Heyurizens use Slackware? I'm considering moving to a non-systemd distro. Currently I'm installing it on a VM to test it out. It seems very kewl but I worry I might be too much of a n00b to use it. :sweat2: (I've done fine with Mint and Debian so far).

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

Hello!
It seems like bant-tan has misplaced her body... Could you find a replacement for her?
Draw... anything!!!
-give her a uniform!
-force her into a sukumizu!
-make her an obese hairy east asian man!
-give her a 92-76-98 figure... with a 5 cm boner!
-turn her into... a massive rat!

The choice is yours!
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its incredible that someone other than me started a bant-tan thread ๏ผˆใƒป๏ผกใƒป๏ผ‰
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shopping bant-tan

Would you date a female lolicon /b/?
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faganon therez no way u got a gf... was it online or IRL?
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>>194032

I am not a complete loser may be a NEET but i still know how to talk to girls lol and in my life i have dated 6 girls 4 IRL and the other 2 online.

The Filipino female lolicon was an online relationship.
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i want aoc filipino gf to listen to deftones with
thank god i am white and blonde so thats pretty much mandated once my foot steps on manila soil
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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just be white kid

Has anyone ever walked in on you while you were browsing Heyuri/an IB? If so, what happened?
A few minutes ago I ordered food to my dormroom, and I forgot to minimize an altchan I was in. The delivery guy just looked at the screen, and to me with a weird expression. Oh noes, I think I'm about to get vanned for being a part of the hacker group known as 4Chan. :sweat::sweat::sweat:
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I usually sit at the back corner and angle my screen away from everyone, though the kid next to me was like "what are you on?" and i just reply "nothin'"
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>>194027
You sure the kid didn't just think you were a druggie? :xd:
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>>194046
probably LOL
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whenever i hear someone open the door to my room i immediately turn off my monitor. no one has asked to show what's on the monitor in 10 years or so, because it doesn't even look suspicious anymore. i have never understood how people tolerate prying even on normal stuff.
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>>193961
i was watching Safe Word on the heyuri cytube while at a boba cafe. no regrets no fukkks given

Does anyone actually believe this?
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>>194060
Forgot pic rel TToTT
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>>194060
it's evil, I got robbed a couple years ago and being without a phone made rebuilding everything so fucking stupid and annoying
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There's some truth to these shitty video essays, though.
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Video title: I became a luddite peasant during a period of extreme technological advancement and put my entire lineage at a disadvantage economically, intellectually, and technologically because I was addicted to tiktok.
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xhe's right

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What are your thoughts on rape Heyuri?

IMO rape is one of the best complements you can give a woman you are basically telling her she is so irresistible.

Women and girls are just holes that need to be fucked.
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>>193928
after you die you dont feel any pain. after you get raped/tortured/mutilated you keep feeling it until you die. which takes longer than getting murdered. like when you get murdered you instantly die. maybe you can kill yourself after getting raped to make it quick. but thats an extra step with effort. so it is still worse
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ever1 dies but not every1 get raped
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>>193934
then rape and kill after
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>>194084
kill and then rape? (๏พŸ๏ฝฐ๏พŸ)
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>>193929
id rather be raped by an asian schoolgirl qt or any woman than be killed tbh

Which ciggy brand do you think has teh best quality tobacco?

To me, it's Camel ๐Ÿซ
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Camels I feel like they scratch too much. Same for Chesterfields + they taste like shit, way too sour. I do like the modern almost-mint-free Camel Activates from Italy/EU tho. Marlboros are okay, just too expensive for what they are worth. Another brand I dislike is Winston, they are just slightly better than Chesterfields, while Philip Morris and JPSs are just slightly better than Winstons. Merit Bays are the worst I've ever smoked, the whole cigarette tasted like the filter somehow.

Some disappointments for me were Ches and Pueblos. They felt like smoking straw. American Spirits are amazing, while my favorites are the Luckies. For a while I kept track of every new pack I bought and wrote a review and kept a ranking:

#1 Dunhill MS Blonde (8/10)
#2 Yellow Crane Tower (8/10) (chinese pack that I randomly found on the street once)
#3 American Spirit Original Orange (7/10)
#4 Chiaravalle Virginia Bright (7/10)
#5 Camel Activate (7/10)
#6 John Player Special Red (6/10)
#7 Diana Red (6/10)
#8 Philip Morris Red (6/10)
#9 Che (6/10)
#10 Marlboro Gold Touch S-Line (6/10)
#11 Pueblo (5/10)
#12 Rothmans Of London Blue (5/10)
#13 Glamour Pinks (4/10)
#14 West Original (4/10)
#15 Winston Blue (4/10)
#16 Marlboro Silver Blue (4/10)
#17 Merit Bay (2/10)


Keep in mind that cigarettes quality varies from country/region to country/region. Excluded from the list are some packs that I already knew very well before starting the reviews, like Luckies, Marlboros and Chesterfields. There are also a few missing ones, like the 921 and Chiaravalle Virginia. I was planning on hosting all this + the reviews with pictures on my personal website, but that never came to be...

For now I smoke rolling tobacco (lucky red) when outside, and I do snus (zyn 6mg) when at home.
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>>194059
the ccp owns like 99% of all tobbaco production
also the revenue from cigs is about the same as military spending i think :nyaoo2:
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>>194059
i didnt try ches but i wanted the grape che soooo badly... if u ever get a chance pick up black american spirits, they really are the best. i would for awhile when i was the most broke ive been roll cigs from the pouches they sell and that was a great experience
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STOP SMOKING TEH PERL CAMEL ITS GONNA DIE (;ยดะ”`)
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>>194064
Sadly they don't sell them in Italy:cry:. Same for any fruit-flavored ciggy. I would have to import them somehow or go on a trip.

This reminds me, I was once in Greece and I tried this brand called George Karelias and Sons. Really good cigarettes, I'd love to try them again

How do you think Miku would fidget while waiting at a stoplight?
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She'd start singing and dancing, obviously.
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...Why is the steering wheel in the middle of the car? :unsure:

Nyaa~(ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`)
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meow ใƒฝ(;ยดใƒผ`)ใƒŽ

:mexi::mexi::mexi::mexi::mexi:
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MEXIFUCKERS!
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>MEXIFUCKERS!

Why do they have this the wrong way around?
โ”(๏พŸ๏ฝž๏พŸ)โ”Œ
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now this makes moar sense!
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Now that's more like it! :iyahoo:
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I can get behind that one!
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>>193964
teh WIN position

bunkasai tomorrow!
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I'll turn bunkasai into goonkasai tomorrow :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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i was supposed to make ericka noises compilation but the fags deleted my last ericka thread :cry:

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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Moobs on the right. :biggrin:
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>>193958
someone has to breastfeed the shotas
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note how skinnyfats are embarassed with their bodies while fatso doesnt give a fuck
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they're rooting for John Shota of the north carolina jackals....
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teh Shota Liberation Army's finest

Attention artists:

You do not need to upload your full resolution canvas unless it is extremely detailed (it usually isnt) or someone asks, there is no reason to publish your 16mb 4000 x 8000 pixel cel shaded gravity falls fan art at that resolution. If its not a detailed masterpiece painting there is no reason for the image to be that large and its just annoying to scroll past.

Be considerate of others and think about properly preparing your images for upload.
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nigga stfu :closed-eyes:
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i agree. it's impossible to look at on a computer screen at its full resolution so what's the point?
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>>194010
printing. 1920x image would be credit card size on paper.
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>>194011
who the fuck is printing their fucking lolicon
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>>194055
i printed ooyari ashito art that i previously waifu2x'd and ive got weird look from that one girl that saw my room:sweat2:

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