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You are now manually breathing
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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LOOKS LIKE CAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS! :angry:
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Catpoo :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
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She doesn't want to come down from there. If i turn on one of the stoves she only jumps a little bit. It's been 3 hours.
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Had an experience with a cat like this while breaking my NEET pledge today.
Ran into him looking all skinny and homeless by the right side of the road while I was making trips back and forth to the van, so I went up and gave him a scritch. （　´∀｀）つ Noisy, dirty little white and orange guy.
On my next trip I was carrying some heavy shit I didn't want to drop so I was looking out for him in the same spot but couldn't see him, so I assumed he just ran off.
It was ridiculously hot and my brain was melting, so I wasn't paying much attention when, from my left, this thing flew towards me.
The cat had crossed the street and was now sitting, hidden between two big rocks atop a chest high stone wall, BLASTING a continuous laser beam stream of bright yellow piss like 4 feet horizontally outward across the road.
Had to leap out of the way with an armful of bricks to avoid getting soaked in boiling hot neko pisso. :angry:
Little shit.
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chiyo penguin! 🐧
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How will women reproduce without men? ( ´ω`) Very angry fujo...
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Pussy fucking misognist moderators. Fucking scared.
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>Pussy fucking misognist moderators.
Aw, that's sweet of you! Personally, I don't think the mods are fucking any pussies but it's a nice compliment nonetheless! Very thoughtful! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>186428
have you tried psychedelics? :nyaoo2:
they reveal the arcanes of thoughts and perception, i learned a lot about conflicts during it and i concluded i dont like conflicts
and i didnt wanna be mean :setsu:
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>>186428
plz go bitch about your period on >>>/j/
if you have a rape story, plz do post it on /j/ too, i was just about to fap (´人｀)
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( 'ｰ')ﾉ

On June 30th, at 5PM UTC (8pm moscow/istanbul time, something around 10am in America), I will be having a birthday party on https://townhall.heyuri.lol/

It wont last too long, so if you can stop by and say a few words, like "happy birthday", then that would be cool (´￢`)

If you would like to send me personal greeting, write a tripmail to "AMERICAu.c". (´人｀)
or if its really private, you can leave me a message here: https://kuz.njournal.net/kontact/

My wife left me and this is my second birthday alone... (´人｀)

(￣ー￣) But I'm not too bothered about that
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i will cuk u a caek!~
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hapuy early birthday i'll also try to makeit(´･ω･`)
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won't miss it :hokke:
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I'll be at work then so I'll just tell you now that your wife was a dumb bitch whore and you should find new happiness. and happy birthday! :biggrin:
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>>186355
misogynists must be killed with heavy rocks. men do not deserve to be in relationships of any kind
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Do you get embarrassed easily?
I do and it ruins everything :cry:
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Yes (;´Д`)
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I'm not sure. There is something that causes issues with the communication I have with other humans, but I don't care to go after it
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>>186417
What kind of issues?
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>>186419
I'm not sure. It mostly feels awkward, I dunno what to say, it seems a bit scary to have my 3D existence acknowledged by others, but I'm not rly willing to interact with humans in the first place

Just today I was scolded by my parents because apparently I looked like a "deviant" or "mentally ill" person because of the way I looked at people that talked to me in some event, and I have no idea what did I do wrong （・Ａ・）
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Why is heyuri trying to give me notifications?
Don't do that please.
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Your request has been notified, we will notify you about any future changes to notifications
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its for the thread watcher and cytube stream reminder
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it's for the thread watcher, I find it useful
https://www.heyuri.net/#news78
u can simply choose to disable it and it will only show in tab title and maybe give some sfx

you can also choose what to get notifications for on [settings]
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I gave up with real life friends and now I give up with online friends.
Nobody is trustworthy, wverybody is dificult and I'm too stupid.
I'll be posting here again from now on.
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yes we can i am friends with tons of people, there's Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, I also know Anonymous

Just the other day me and Anonymous went skiing together at Redacted and had so much fun
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I fugged Anonymous in the butthoel :blush:
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>>186412
yeah go on, don't mention me at all
it's not like we hung out at the pub and i let you borrow ratchet and clank 2
sorry for mistaking those signs as friendship :cry:
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>>186413
I told you not to tell anyone..! B- baka! :blush::cry:
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I don't know any anonymous:sad:.
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when was the last time you cropped something from a doujin for later reposting purposes?
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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i do that often
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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should I color myself green like anonymous or pink because I'm a human irl (´･ω･`)
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>>186371
you fap to people swallowing their favourite drink? what a weirdo (´∇`)σ
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this was posted in my other thread after it got too old for heyuri to bump anymore so im posting it here because maybe nobody saw it
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help me choose her hairstyle
left is how i normally draw her, right is my attempt at copying the other guy but she came out looking kinda bratty (´～`)
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>>186385
creature

i like left more
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>>186391
the scoring so far is
1 for classic
1 for fluffy
(I'm also having /bant/ vote in the /nah/ thread)
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Could any fluent(ish) Japanese speakers help me search melonbooks? I want to purchase an artbook of hot MILFs. I managed to find one a while ago, but it wasn't that great.
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WAIT IS MELONBOOKS KILL!?!?! What the fuck is this shit? :cry:
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it's been blocking the gaijin for over a year now
although my NL VPN right now seems to work so it's a bit 中途半端
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>>186388
Does melonbooks have any competitors I can buy from then? :glare1:
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I had the greatest masturbation of my life today. Because I used undress AI on my old high school crush. With normal porn, I felt no connection, but since I fell "true love" with this girl, it made it just that much more erotic. We had a few pictures of us together, I went back to our graduation ball video so I could find her,in my country they make girls wear maid outfits to graduate school. I undressed her using an AI, and masturbated. I felt a huge connection of love to her. But she was underage at the videos time, I fear I created child pornography.
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>>186301
I'm sure a lot of the professional looking fucked up violent CP shot in nice looking houses with no windows star kids who come from poor countries like moldova, trafficked by the alphabet boys
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Russia and Eastern Europe have always been big producers and distributors, in particular of boys.
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You did create something that is technically illegal in two ways (underage and creating the images without consent; at least you didn't share them publicly).
But what you should worry about is getting obsessed. Like you observed, this kind of material makes you feel a deep emotional connection, and it can get obsessive if you're the right kind of person who doesn't fall out of addictions eventually.
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lol FBI above me
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>I fear I created child pornography.
Nigga you're on Heyuri.
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Are you interested in joining the Heyuri Society of the Blind? :nyaoo:

On July 4th, we're organizing a group methanol-drinking party! :waha:
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guys i think this "blind society" is just a front
if you carefully read his post he said they will "drink" methanol (METH + AN(us) + lol(i))
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>>186375
You just made this sound several million times more attractive to me :love::nosebleed:
Count me in!
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First seat partner:
Black Woman
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Strange face
Weirdly long fingernails
- I saw that she had to use her knuckle to work the touchscreen when signing in, that's how long they were.
MASSIVE thighs
- She wasn't fat, she had som absolute breeding hips. Her thighs were maybe 1.5x mine in size.
Slept almost the whole way

Second seat partner:
Asian Woman
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Strange face, but Asian
Extremely tiny
Brought a hamburger of some kind with her
- Held it like a squirrel holds its food and ate it super cutely (now I understand people that find eating cute).
- Over the course of multiple hours, she ate about as much as I would have eaten in two bites.
Typed her text messages probably faster then I could talk
Spent a significant portion of the trip hunched over her phone looking at posts of interracial celebrity couples and then watching episodes of things they were in

Highlight:
In the station I saw a very small girl with very large breasts (relatively speaking). She had the kind of face where I wouldn't have been surprised either way to hear if she was 14 or 24. I don't know if her head even reached my neck, but I'm fairly certain each of her breasts would have easily been a full handful for me. There was not an ounce of excess fat on her, and she was wearing a tight top. It was extremely difficult not to stare at her, even as we passed right by each other and I would have been looking at the people in front of me.
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first two sucked but you should have wifed the third
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>>186380
I wish. I saw her for maybe 15 seconds, and I know I will think about her for a long time to come.
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last time i flew it was on spirit from atlanta to los angeles and i was seated in front of an orthodox jewish family and nothing ever since has made me more anti semitic
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I finally started working on implement an expression system for my SVS project.
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I just realized I can't code anymore just looking at this. :biggrin:
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What's SVS? Elaborate
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>>186227
it's just a bit hard to read because of those long variable names and rather "compressed" lines (although to be fair I also try not to add newlines whenever I can), the only thing i dont understand is what "positive" means in that for loop, is it a macro perhaps?
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hypothetically if my roommate killed herself this afternoon would it be ok to have sex with her body before informing her parents?
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i forgot to add i would only inform her family if they started to get suspicious after a few days so i would tell them 4 hours after..(not OP but i am 186112 kun)
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necrophilia is not illegal in itself, at least in burgerland. however, typically a law is broken getting to that point. for example, breaking and entering, trespassing, etc. but looks like you are in the green!
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>>186112
>I love suicidal girls
me too. they help alleviate my fears of long-term commitment.
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only one way to find out!!!
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I wouldn't touch it once rigor mortis sets in
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