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I think everybody has parasites that cause people to want to eat ass, and its only gotten as common as it is now because it has spread so widely.

Humans are exposed to parasites all through their lives and there are no real efforts to get rid of them or study how they effect their hosts mental states, or what they find arousing. Theres an intestine to brain connection that everyone is ignoring. :unsure:

it was proven that parasites like toxoplasmos cause hosts to drive more dangerously and even behave more promiscuously assumedly in an attempt to spread themselves to other people through blood or fluids.
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>>188905
i think youre in luck because such things seem a lot more common now than 20 years ago.
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I get uneasy at the mere idea of looking the direction of a girl's face, and u guize make them lick your ANUSes!?
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>>188909
I HOPE YOUR UNEASE IS FOR HONORABLE REASONS. THE DEPTH OF INTIMACY AND LOVE MAKES CONQUERING INSECURITY A NECESSITY SO THAT YOU CAN BE AMONG THE RIGHT PEOPLE WHILE AT FULL CAPACITY.
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>>188931
full capacity of what?
cum?
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>>188947
FULL BATTERY OF LOVE CHARGE
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Has anyone here ever fapped to a picture of someone that they know in real life?
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yes, including onto framed photos when they werent around :ph34r:
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No.188940 Yeah x1
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Yes, many times :onigiri:
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>>188938
Yes, but then I felt kind of guilty about it somehow.

On the other hand, I have a special attachment to a certain porn star because she has the same first name as a childhood friend of the opposite sex who I spent a lot of time with as a kid. In fact, she even kind of looks like her too.
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No.188945 Yeah x2
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Not that I can remember, but in my early fapping days I'd fap while imagining certain female classmates
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i used to fap to the mental image of girls i knew. never pictures though
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No.188862 Yeah x3 AS
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anyone from heyuri wants to play touhou 19 1V1?
and maybe do a tournament? we are already 2, maybe 3.
i've got irc, discord, telegram, xmpp :nyaoo:
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>>188883
are you on windows or linux?

i don't know how touhou 9 works exactly since it's older, but touhou 19 works trough NAT traversal so you don't need to do anything besides allowing inbound connections to the program
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Yeah... but Touhou 19 sucks. So you may not find too many interested in playing
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>>188894
i am up to play touhou 9 as well
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Let's do 9 instead but yeah, I luv it.
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how do we play online on touhou 9?
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wheres mah nigra BOKU at yo
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No.188795 Yeah x1 AS
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I've been lurking here today and it's crazy how much this place reminds me of the mid-2000s web. It made me realize how much I miss the actual physical vibe of the old internet.Back in the GoldSrc, IRC, and early forum days, the web felt like this giant, unmapped forest. If you stumbled onto a weird custom server or some random guy's geocities page, it felt like finding a digital ruin. Everything was low-res, the HTML was broken, and it felt genuinely mysterious, even a little bit haunting.Now everything online is corporate, super bright, and streamlined. There are no cozy shadows left because everything is run by algorithms trying to feed you content at Mach 5. We traded the mystery for efficiency.For the older heads here, whatโ€™s a specific memory you have of the internet feeling genuinely surreal or isolated before everything got centralized? For me it was grinding through old PC games at 4 AM on freezing winter nights, just trading weird text guides on forums.
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I don't care too much lately, but if I had to point out something, it would be neat if the imageboard scene was bigger, and it sux you can't just drop relatively small websites' links on bigger places anymore without seeming like you are begging or trying to run a scam campaign...

Laws/NGOs also suck these days if u want to host certain stuff, but it's not too bad yet that (for example) places like Heyuri can't have openly rorikon boards

I'll digress a bit but - I think it's much sadder we won't get anime like the ones through 90s/00s with full panchira, but it's not without the short term solution known as watching older stuff :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.188889 Yeah x1
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No.188901 Yeah x2
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>>188885
guys we've been over this stuff a thousand times :closed-eyes2:
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>>188901
We like to talk about things we've talked about before because it makes us feel like we have something to do inbetween snack time and nap time
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i remember yahoo clubs and the very interesting content people shared there
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No.188691 Yeah x1 AS
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(ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`) This thing is floating inside your skull, reading this post... and now it's going to make you type a response.
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>>188696
Imagine being a brain in a jar, you would still be concious but would feel no bodily sensations or signals. You would be conciouisness and nothing more.
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No.188723 Yeah x1
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We're actually the skeleton, the brain+nervous system are just intergalactic parasites that attach to the skeleton and suck out our souls while making us think it's "us" (=๏พŸฯ‰๏พŸ)๏พ‰
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No.188916 Yeah x1
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you ARE your brain
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THE BRAIN SERVES ME WELL. I WILL USE IT TO HONOR GOD I HOPE. ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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>>188916
no i'm my consciousness which exists outside of my brain
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Lets use our imaginations to add moe to things that dont have moe.

What should we choose for a target?
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school desk of your dead classmate that has a mind of its own

>>188888
188888 GET!!
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>>188887
potado?
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>>188902
MOE IS MERELY A CONCEPT AND AS FREE-WILLED MENTALLY PROFICIENT BEINGS WE CAN APPLY IT IN THE FORM OF A LENS OR FILTER BY WHICH TO CONVERT ANYTHING TO A MORE MOE FORM. games with stats have a lot of moe potential because cute girls are often really cute because of their (rarely seen) unseen statistic distribution! i am willing to be cradled and loved tenderly by all forms of "I PUT ALL POINTS INTO ONE STAT AND LEFT EVERYTHING ELSE AT ONE OR ZERO!" kind of girls... balanced or optimized builds can be quite cute too... but i like weird women... hehe...
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No.188937 Yeah x2
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>>188888
missing the 88888 quad GET because you were typing a paragraph about fire hydrant fluids is an unprecedented level of posting failure.
truly moe is the inability of this board to hold a coherent conversation for more than five minutes without someone mentioning a dead classmate's desk.

WOULD FUCK, THO
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>>188937
true, but at least it wasn't the R8-breaking n00b.. that would've been an horrendous FAILGET
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No.188910 Yeah x1 AS
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This was my idea from 2 years ago...
https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/koko.php?res=11118

I found it in a doujinshi today!
https://exhentai.org/g/31051/889b72dc6b/
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No.188911 Yeah x2
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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haven't seen this doujin in maybe 18 years lol

natsukashii ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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i wanna find more of this genre of like schools doing outlandish rules:blush:
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BEHEADING GRADUATION
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No.188811 + AS
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i need girl, i can talk with and all.maybe i am looking for some online friends.
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No.188875 Yeah x1
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no girls on the internet:biggrin:!
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man exatcly this is a shit site.

return to real life or other social media
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I don't know what kind of girl you're hoping to find on heyuri man
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>>188915
the good kind
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>>188915
OTAKU GF!!!!!!!
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No.188918 Yeah x2 AS
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Because FUN has no breaks!
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LOL
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No.188922 Yeah x2
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i don't remember teh color of teh sky, how bird sounds or teh smell of fresh air.
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Remember, you're stuck here forever!
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No.188825 + AS
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(;ยดะ”`) 56 looks like an old-age number to you, but people these days
tend to live to around 80. I have 24 years or more left in my life! I am
still young.

Even so, my mothers still around, and she lives in the same 4 story
brick apartment building she did when I was 30. As a young man I bounded
up the stairs in about a minute and a half. Today it takes me 5 or 6 minutes
That's a long time
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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Anon take creatine or something and start exercising.
I went fishing with an 85 year old once and I couldn't keep up with his walking pace, for sure fitter than me at the time when I was 21
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I exercise about 6 times a week! It's easy and fun. Makes me relax and time i spend at pc x10 better.
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i exercise 0.01 days a week :waha:
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Keeping up your cardiovascular health and bone mass is incredibly important. Stay active, man. The last thing you wanna lose is your mobility
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No.188684 Yeah x1 AS
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cat
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>188755
hahahaha cute i love funny kittens
everyone post more funny kittens and i will too
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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Anyone else think cats are pretty badass? If one was scaled to the size of a tiger you'd probably be running.
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I've been at a full 7 for at least 10 years, but I had reached 4 by the time I was 25.
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>>188743
late 30s and same :cool:
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8, drinking reptilian milk when getting sworn in has its costs
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No.188805 Yeah x1
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>>188742
ask other /j/oshis but for me 9/10 times skinhead is better. skinheads can be really sexy
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>>188731
2.5 I guess. If it gets worse, I'm going to ride it out instead of shaving it all off in advance. That's a pussy move. Embrace the slide down the scale. :cool:
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at what point is it most appropriate to say fuck it and just shave the head? i find being bald for most guys looks way better than trying to hang on
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snake sex
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NOT ALLOW. :angry:
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kill it with fire
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Serious: Heyuri, do you believe in the paranormal/supernatural? I'm getting to the point in my life where I feel there's definitely something.
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>>188803
I haven't seen a ghost but I know people who lived in a haunted house. Lights kept going on and furniture kept moving. It was creepy and you'd hear something walk upstairs at night.

A personal experience I had was I heard a voice and suddenly my gut felt like I got stabbed. It was so painful, there was no one there but I felt like I had to get out of where I was. I left the building and probably less than an hour later the building was on fire. Gut feelings are real, folks
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>>188756
> I've met a few people in my life that aren't crazy
we're all crazy down here, on this planet ใƒฝ(ยด.๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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>>188809
>I left the building and probably less than an hour later the building was on fire

thats pretty interesting actually.. whatd the voice say?
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I donโ€™t live near any but Iโ€™ve known some people that have lived with spirits and swear by it.
We can see every colour and we canโ€™t explain everything. Lots of things exist without our knowledge of them.
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ive done some ceremonial magic before with inexplicable phenomena. there is truth here. the visible spectrum of light visible to humans is only 0.0035% of the entire electromagnetic spectrum, a mere fraction. there is clearly much more to life than what is shown to us.
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