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Hey Heyuri!

Three days ago I found my first girlfriend!! I can say these have been the best three days of my life. I love her really, really strongly. she is really sweet and funny. She told me she was Asian, had a Japanese name, was into yuri, and liked girls too. She draws and watches anime, listens to Vocaloid and J-pop, and stays at home playing games on her phone. We're kind of the same height. She was perfect!! I had dreamed of her...

but then I learned that she is not Japanese!!!! She showed me her hand, so I know her skin color is #BAA88C!! (i'm #E6C9C0), and her voice is kind of like 260 Hz, I think, I don't have a lot of samples. And she probably Muslim. also she might be a rori or her dad can ask for a dowry idk she told me her mom doesn't want her to date anyone.

I'm absolutely devastated! it was soooo close to perfection, so close! I don't think I'll ever have another chance to meet a girl in my life, knowing she is the first one I found in 26 years...i'm scare to ask for here face cause i may don't like it , today again she wake me up by sending me "good morning i love you"

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!
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>>193104
THIS DAMN RORI CAST A WEIRD SPELL ON ME!

I didn't even understand what was happening!
After telling her I wanna know the truth and that I was concerned, she didn't respond...
So in a moment of weakness I said that I had a bad feeling about that, so if she didn't want to talk about it, that was ok and we could keep talking, even as friends.

She didn't respond again for an hour, I had even forgotten about her for some time...

HERE EVERYTHING WAS REALLY QUICK! LESS THAN A MINUTE!

SUDDENLY I saw the notification from her and Pavlovianly tapped on it.

Right in front of my eyes, I didn't see an apology or even an explanation, not even a an acknowledgment...

I saw "i love you"

That was incomprehensible to me, I was shocked! I was not even able to think correctly, it was pure chaos in my mind.

Before I even realized, I sent her "i love you too"

I saw what I had done, thinking: "OMG WTF is that? That's not good, I need to slow this down, saying that makes the problem worse, I need to clarify my point after."

But she doubled down!!!!


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>>193112
I had a clingy 15 year old internet gf once. I always thought I'd enjoy that, but actually, she was super fucking annoying. Good luck.
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I gonna kill op and steal his gf.
:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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No.193131 [Report] +
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is that :nigra: talking about internet gf? lmao imagine
>she is lot lighter than mine sadly
hahahahahaha
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not gonna end well OP
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No.193137 [Report] + AS
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BUNKASAI! :dance: BUNKASAI! :dance: BUNKASAI! :dance2:

>>>/q/70682
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PREVIEW OF THINGS TO COME
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No.193119 [Report] + AS
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I use Heyuri classic
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saem
it's so warm
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Ayashii since its easy on teh eyes
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I switched back to sakomoto from burichan
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Sakomoto FTW
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No.193120 [Report] + AS
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Lolicon, Easy.
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shota :love:
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GLORY TO THE SHOTA LIBERATION ARMY
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Flat butts ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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how is the shota liberation army going on about "liberating" heyuri anyway?
I don't think shotas are strong enough to overpower heyuri's army of fat smelly neets
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No.192792 [Report] Yeah x1 AS
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love saya ヽ(´∇`)ノ❤
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>193067
Yeah... recently, there was that Heyurizen on /l/ trying to convince me I should love cum as much as he does. But im not a girl!
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>>193122
ahem futas are basically girls with dicks, meaning they are the combination of the best of both worlds
if you dont like futanari cum then you're gay
(ﾟｰﾟ)
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>>193126
URE ONE TO TALK! NO yu're gae for liking cum ヽ(`Д´)ノ creatures like this >>>/h/3831 >>>/l/25897 ARE QTr when they're incapable of inseminating anyone. "stealth" dry orgasm requires you to pay more attention to ur partner! that's so romantic!
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>>193129
i think both are good, also i cant be gay if i like futas because futas are girls (ﾟｰﾟ)
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Your fortune: Dark times are to come

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>>192986
no love for ANUS :cry:
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>>192943
Why do the commenters with the most dogshit opinions always have this guy as their youtube icon
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>>193063
it's a slacktavist campaign
the idea is supposed to be that you're against remote data collection, with the visual parallel being that the microsoft buddy things would take your name, birthday, etc. and would use it to "improve" your experience without sending that information to the company
but of course you're too addicted to youtube to actually stop using it so you just change your pfp instead of actually spending any thought on your privacy
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>>192943
bruh
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No.193046 [Report] + AS
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Since monsters in Hyperdimenson Neptunia don't have rights that means that I can catch a monster like alraune and turn her into my cum dumbster without facing any legal consequence?
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No.193061 [Report] Yeah x1
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>>193046
Oh cool, I've been playing this too! But why use monsters as cum dumps when Compa is right there?
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water teh plant ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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yeah you can have the monsters just don't touch my uni or else i'll get really mad
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>>193046
I have that game in my ps4.
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I swear by God and by the virgin mary that this is true, it just happened:

I've been waiting for the perfect time to act this out. Me and my sister have been sent to live with our grandparents for a period of time, and thankfully they are both senile so we've just been doing whatever we want. I'm over 18 (so i can post here stfu) but I still dont have a car or anything so I am stuck in this house with them.

I've spent most of my time on my laptop or phone, but my little sister is only just entering her teen years and is a very outdoorsy person, so she's been running around and tiring herself out in the wilderness near my granddparents home. I haven't ever slept in the same room as her, and now I can see she's a very heavy sleeper, especially when she's worn out.

I tested the waters the other day by poking her, saying her name, and shaking her arm a little bit. Nothing. fast asleep. So I tried licking my fingers and placing them on her chest to see if she'd wake up because of the cold wetness. No.

So I got the bravery to do what I've wanted to do for a long time: I kissed her. I quickly slinked back to my bed to see if she'd wake up... but she didn't. So I got my PENIS out and touched the head to her lips... that alone was enough to make me want to cum, so I masturbated while kissing her every few moments. It was the best fap of my entire life.

Now I'm back in bed writing this. It's almost 1am here. She's still fast asleep. My sister kissed the head of my PENIS and she doesn't even know it. I feel euphoric :love:
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(￣ー￣) I fapped to this thread. The idea of putting your dick in a sleeping girls mouth is so erotic. She'll wake up and wonder that taste is (;´Д`)
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cool story bro
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CUTE story bro
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>>193092
sauce?
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>>193105
https://nhentai.net/g/529632/
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How many of you guys are studying Japanese? I got fired two months ago and I'm finally at the stage of my neet journey where I want to use my life savings to go to japan and potentially live as a hobo
kana took me a few days. Then I studied kanji radicals until I realized they were useless, so now i'm just trying to master the pillars of each stage of jp
right now i'm learning all the n5 nouns, and these are the ones i didnt already know from anime
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you should learn japanese, it's easy. just get anki and the kaishi 1.5k deck, start reading children's books after you know 500 ish words, do a shit ton of listening to easy stuff like japanese with shun and nihongo con teppi podcast. i'm n3 after ~2years and i think that is fairly slow, i'm going to try for the n2 test next summer. also going to japan after you have some skills with speaking is obviously really helpful, i hired a conversation tutor once a week starting a few months back and it's been huge.
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>>192872
i'm into nara/heian japanese linguistics and i don't have that much trouble finding open sourced papers that don't require university login, in fact most them are hosted by j-stage and NII which don't have login walls
however they are obviously in japanese, i don't think there is that much academia on kobun/japonic that isn't in japanese so i don't see how you plan to study proto-japonic when you don't have knowledge of japanese to read academia on it nor other stages of it's development to have something to compare it to... :sweat2: maybe you should try picking up japanese since you'll probably enjoy it :biggrin:
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still a newb but i've been learning for 1.5 years or so, my method is similar to other anons. i started with JLAB (japanese like a breeze), which is an anki deck with tae kim's grammar book integrated into it, i found that a good place to start.. knowing grammar first makes it much easier to understand how words are used and constructed in context(passive, volitional, causative, etc). kaishi 1.5k is a competent deck for vocab, eventually you make your own. immersion is the most important part though, for reading and listening comprehension. anki only goes so far.

imagine you're a prisoner of war in a japanese internment camp and you need to understand what those gooks are saying as quickly as possible so you they don't beat the shit out of you and take your rice rations. (;´Д`)
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I have no motivation to study (beyond reading tae kim for a single week as I was commuting some 5+ years ago), but I can understand some from consuming untranslated ero and such. Right now I can understand barely enough read LN/VNs, but for a long time it doesn't seem to have been improving :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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I learned the Japanese alphabet and then stopped studying
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Wheel of Fortune host Jim Thornton was found on a tor pedo chat in plane
It kinda looks like CGI chat!
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>>192957
He is a Mac user
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>>192976
who's the OG author? this is cute...
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>>193055
it is actually his nickname lol
https://baraag.net/@allcharacters18
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No.193101 [Report] Yeah x5
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BAKA 💢:kuma6:
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>>193075
>cock-feeding
I often fantasize about this exact scenario... :dizzy:
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Hi heyurizens!
How do yu do?
I'm flying thank yu.
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my boss had access to cocaine and he seemed super hype but beat his woman and i think by transference it would be fun but my woman (my PENIS) would be in danger
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ough mah gad!!!1
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No.193049 [Report] Yeah x1 AS
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my pretty princess house has a window in the bathroom so ossan can watch me use the toilet and bathe :biggrin:
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are there any sims mods where you can put a camera inside the toilet bowl?
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>>193060
Sims 4 has first person mode, so a "place camera anywhere" mod could easily be vibecoded if it doesn't already exist.
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ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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>>193048
Actually I using Debian too :sweat2:

But Mint isn't Debian-based? So, Mint == Debian :smile:
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>>193054
Debian -> Ubuntu -> Mint. So it's like Mint is Debian's granddaughter.
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>>193043
Windows doesnt detect wifi from my motherboard, linux does
Idk why :nyaoo2:
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>>193056
so LMDE?
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>>193043
ALSO!!!!!!!
For some reason my motherboasrd had its memory reset and i couldnt start the system with past tpm records and i had to make a new one meaning I WOULD HAVE LOST ALL FILES IF I WERE ON WINDOWS because of bitlocker
Luckily i dont use windows 11 where its default and bitlocker in general is pointless mostly
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ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/vote.cgi?room=1788634015
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a CHEATER on HEYURI!!!!!111!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!!
:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:
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Nooooo! I just agreed what he said! It was perfect, it was flat, it was justice!!!!´!00=!!!!!!!
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If big tits dont win, I'm gonna hak teh server-kun and steal pedos and pedos (who likes small tits are pedos too) IPs
💻➡🔨➡and after doing it, anons:worry::emo:🏃‍♂️

So, VOTE FOR BIG TITS
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big breasts require big threats while flat chests are naturally best
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>>193051
Well, You want this.
I'm going to hak server-kun.
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