AFK-itis

pinching your daughters cheeks and patting her head and giving her ice cream

This is the family that would greet me when I come home from work

-Bant-tan (pregnant), warm smile, wearing an apron saying "Welcome back dear!"

-Fernando, 25 years old, oldest son, single, blue collar employee, sipping some coffee while his siblings tease him about still being single despite being good looking, he says "Hey dad, how was your day?". He thinks I didn't find his secret stash of loli hentai

-Maria, 23 years old, oldest daughter, cute and charming, loves children, gardening and cooking (but she's terrible at cooking), she says "Hey dad! I baked some cake today, but everyone said to let you have the first bite!", she wants to get married but she's too shy to commit

-the twins Elisa and Marcus, both 18 years old, always on their phones and they don't really like each other. Marcus says "hey dad! Elisa has something to saaaaay..." while Elisa says "Shut up you dumbass! Uhm dad, I think I may have totaled your car by accident..."

-Kagami, 15 years old, as strong as 10 men and very attached to me, wearing gym clothes, still sweaty, she says "oooooh! dad! I managed to lift both Elisa and Marcus, wanna see!?"... she's all like her mother ( ´ω`)

-Henry, 12 years old, metalhead emo kid, frequently posts on heyuri. He says nothing because he's got his earphones at max volume and hasn't noticed me yet (;´Д`)

-Christina, 9 years old, extremely energetic girl and spitting image of her mother, she's super good at math, but not much else. Loves playing with her siblings and putting my math skills to shame (;´Д`)

-Amanda, 4 years old, she likes cats and drawing. She says "daddy! uppies!!"

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando~

>>191480
You're going to have to impregnate her pretty young if you want her to be giving birth for 26 years

as many sons as possible

the lockdown was definitely what caused my interests and hobbies to diverge so much from everyone else around me (primarily linguistics) and so when we got back to normal, I had nothing to talk about with others.

not that I care that much though

i loved online class. didnt have to wake up at 6 am, i was able to have a normal breakfast, i could attend a lecture with my PENIS out... (´ー`)

>>191425
I never let the teacher disturb my precious fap time, just set a timer to log off at the right time and off to business
(had I had some hot young teacher it might have been different but they were all hags)

my sister was 7 and she seems normal still and cute

This is fucking true, it happened with me and with everyone else. Not everyone turned out a friendless recluse, but it definitely made everyone a little fucked in the head. Everyone who was already an adult back then can't understand the impact COVID had on our lives.

>>191445
isnt that just pachira

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>191451
brat-tan did this to me as a joke once (;´Д`)
i couldn't tell the doctor that a bratty loli was the reason for multiple bone fractures (;´Д`)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>191126
Aryan Sanae?!

>>191126
Sanae became a delinquent:worry1:

>>191136
The most awkward part of the game is that even if you're playing a format from before the game sped up to the state it is now, you still basically have to play with someone at your own deck's powerlevel.
Metafagging in a solved format can be fun as a hyper-autistic chess game, but if you just wanna explore the cards on their own terms you're going to be miserable playing against some perfectly optimized deck folded over 10,000 times. Edison for instance can turn into either getting AIDS from Blackwings using a Virus card to rip your entire or Herpes from Frogs stalling you while milling their entire deck every turn.
Also ruling autism, but I think that's kind of a charm point. I've been told once I look Jewish before.

>>191218
that's RAYE! She's CUTE and COOL and FAST and draws 20 cards in one turn and eh kills THUNDER DRAGONS and doesn't afraid of anyth--

>>191476
>drops droll & lock
FUCKING FAGGOT RABBIT I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY CALLED BY AAAAAAAAH

oekaki a drunk heyuri tan

okaki was too confuisng, olz accept this shit

wat dio u think heyuritan likes to drink?

>>191364
thank you drunk-san for this tegaki, you can draw better than i can sober (´人｀)
>>191371
im thinking an alcoholic soda or something sweet

Drinking brings out the best in my cooking. I maed linguini with an andouille sausage, guiness, olive oil, and clamato sauce and somehow the result tastes like fast food teriyaki.

>>191420
i can sniff it from your writing style in previous posts

>>191421
nigga half of the user base is either from poland or turkey. the fuck is this shot in the dark type of bullshit

>>191193
Me when i see rori panchira

>>191410
well I did stub my toe really bad it bled that day so I was thinking she probably felt worse then that but its kinda comforting that in her last moments she was feeling soothed, I don't understand how everyone was ignoring her body though I would've helped her

I think gurgling blood like that should be caused by injurty to the lungs, but her torso looks fine to me, maybe she was crushed?
some of that blood does look too solid to be just blood

loli are cute but if i have sex with loli the police will arrest me again

>>191435
the reward outweighs the risk

>>191430

They just need SARD HEX

>>191433
>MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
WHAT ABOUT RAPE WAR

THIS IS VERY TRUE MY FRIEND
WOMEN ARE PUDGY PIG!!!!!!!

lol my friend wanted me to post this

Haruhilujah

i believe in only one god. the true god - Suzumiya Haruhi

>>191404
Cheer up emo kid

Haruhism is the true path for true believers ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>and masturbating to suicide
mom im on tv!

join nao!!1

>>191228
whats the story

Drinking pee from an elementary schooler who is autistic or schizophrenic from birth AND diabetic is probably the most unique experience to ever exist.
It will not only taste sweet, but also make you feel drunk or "high".

>>191376
a diabetic loli would be fat, and no one likes a fat loli

>>191382
faggot

>>191382
>no one likes a fat loli

i do

First one done!!!!!11!!!!!!!