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What's the most embarassing thing you've said or done while drunk?
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I said that Mia Khalifa was hot. She isn't even my type. I don't know what I was thinking.
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Stumbled home drunk at 6am one day and took the elevator up to my floor. Well I tried to. I accidentally went to the wrong floor, and then when it opened I accidentally threw up all over the new neighbor as she was trying to leave for work :xd:

I got embarrassed, got out on her floor and stumbled past her. I made it to the far end of the hallway to take the staircase back to my actual floor.. and managed to trip halfway down the staircase.

Had a bloody nose, and me and my boyfriend were supposed to go meet the girl id just puked on after she was done with her work shift that night
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I look at myself in the mirror of drunk
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็Œซ
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No.196889 [Edit] [Report] +
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why would I ever buy a machine that steals petting from me ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ
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The kitty bought it themselves
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No.196879 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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I took my daughter to the bike shop!
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Ok, Heyuri. I am lying :cry: It's not my photo. :cry: I've found it on the webs. :cry: But how cool it would be. :cry: There is an abundance of love in me... with no outlet! :cry:
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>>196881
step 1: find gf
step 2: marry gf
step 3: have child with gf
step 4: see your perversions disappear into thin air as your child is born
step 5: swear to protect your family at any cost
step 6: live a happy life
step 7: die surrounded by your loving family
step 8: wake up from the simulation and immediately get gunned down by the robots that invaded the world and kept us in dream-pods for being the first and only human being to escape the programming
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No.196760 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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Which one do you like the most?
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Caffeine addicts don't notice that coffee makes their breath smell like rotting baked beans and shit to normal people.
That shit should be illegal.
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>>196760
water
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>>196874
why would that matter?
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>>196885
You don't see a problem with the smell of shit coming out of your mouth?
Do you eat shit for fun by any chance?
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at least I don't find coffee smelling breaths unpleasant, compared to other kinds of breath smells
PS: I would totally eat shit for fun!
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No.196853 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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I'm leaving this Illya here for a sec. Can you watch over her while I'm gone?
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>>196853
sure anon, no proble-
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i think i lost her.. :sweat::sweat::sweat::sweat2::sweat2::sweat2:
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>>196855
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!??!1:angry:
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I think she's turned into an emo.
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No.196852 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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H-here's my manko. W-would you like to pet my manko?... :blush:
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She's a stray I befriend through my manko acquiring skillz. Her name's Amber. I'll have to find her again for more pics.
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she was never yours it was just your turn:cry:
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>>196876
Story of my life, man. :)
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Just saw her climb onto the lap of another man. That's it, guys. Thread's over.

Here's a fat dog instead. I'm gonna go cry now. :cry:
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>>196878
I feel like that dog just gets bigger the further out of shot it gets, like some kind of snake.
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No.196725 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x5 AS
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Any sky otakus here?
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No.196730 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x1
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maybe...
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No.196735 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x1
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desk-kun we must return to the sky
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when i was a child i would stare at the sun without blinking because it would turn black if i stared at it long enough
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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i know that! i have a theory why it happens sort of, id have the same thing except when i stare at my screen too close and dont move my eyes, id see crosses blinking but no screen
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No.196597 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x2 AS
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I maed this https://yuibox.yuisuki.net/ (NOT a shock image this time)

Its a free registration-based (no email needed) file uploader

feedback would be appreciated ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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the fuuka night theme is unreadable with the saya wallpaper
regular fuuka text is readable with the wallpaper
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is this a heyuri official image hosting site?
hachikuji is this ur first project, or have you made sites like dat before?
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OP, do you want your creation to eventually be widely used as Catbox or any pomf derivative was, and how soon do would you want that to happen if so? i think this is cool and i'd like to share it on other sites, but i don't want to overwhelm your server in case you're not prepared. ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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>is this a heyuri official image hosting site?
nope, entirely separate except for some borrowed js and styling from kokonotsuba
>hachikuji is this ur first project, or have you made sites like dat before?
i run a pomf-like instance but thats mostly just used for temporary uploads in Chat@Heyuri - this is my first serious attempt

>OP, do you want your creation to eventually be widely used as Catbox or any pomf derivative was
yeah ^_^
>and how soon do would you want that to happen if so?
whenever is fine, it always feels good to see something get used
>i think this is cool and i'd like to share it on other sites, but i don't want to overwhelm your server in case you're not prepared.
go for it (plz do ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ), I'm prepared for stuff like needing to upgrade
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>go for it (plz do ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ)
understood ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
already shared on two sites
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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Post your number :dark:
bonus points: Why you are the way you are
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489... I don't think this thing was made with 30+ year old virgin NEETs in mind :sweat2:
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160. Manchild apparently. I live on my own and have a full-time job. I just like little girl shows, okay?!
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>>196845
the "+2 per year" ones add up a lot... ^^;
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132:dance2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiNv7aF1Ir0
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>>196845
we bow to you...
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No.196718 [Edit] [Report] + AS
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heyuri these are my instant noodles
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nope, this is awsumm
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No.196759 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x3
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biting into that egg yolk would be like eating sand
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give me them im hungry
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well.. thats how i like them okay!
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I just skip the noodles and eat the eggs .. :sweat2:
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today is a big day, im throwing a party and ill be trying to invite girls, all random students from other unis

ill try to get twice as many girls as there is guys so that i could call more guys in case there is too many, and in case half of them dont come ill still have just enough for everyone

there is gonna be like 4 or 5 guys in total, ill be inviting with one more friend since we are the best looking ones, i alreayd stated that i decide which ones i like and give the rest to others for this sacrifice! im gonna be the primary talker

we will have tons of alcohol, super cute waffles, food in general, cola, music, a projector, weed, and a designated puking bowl

if they get convinced ill be handing notes with address and contact

what can go wrong????

anything for cuddling and smooching and manko

what else should i buy or do?
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Don't forget the lube for the freak-off .. :dark:
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lucky girls, getting free booze...
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>what can go wrong????
no one comes...
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party hard
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:cry:
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Finally I can live my dream of being a gangsta rap nigga
https://store.steampowered.com/app/5155360/Hood_Warfare_2/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz5DcshZ4g
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Reminds me of this ..

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/11/blue-sky-in-games-campaign-launched.html

But this game does have blue skies, so uh .. :dark:
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No.196798 [Edit] [Report] Yeah x3 AS
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Trick-or-treat .. (;๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)
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They wouldn't be so scared if they were used to see PENIS every day. :biggrin:
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that girls store pee in their boobs? That's why people keep saying they better be larger. That's also why little girls leak. Girls pee from their boobs because they don't have balls, and this is the biggest girlish secret!
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for once, I want to suck on big b00bz now :drool:
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