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Hello!

I'm needing to withdraw around 2-3-ML of blood at home without access to surgical equipment. Any ideas? I have a scalpel, some rubbing alcohol, and bandages - where should I cut that'll heal quick and isn't visible?

This isn't self harm, I'm trying to falsely accuse someone of rape and need to create some fake evidence.

Thank you!:happy:
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don't you whores fart out that much blood from your cunts every month? I know women are retarded but please use the little of the brain that you have.
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>>194775
>>194776
Okay now seriously, can someone tell me how to withdraw the blood out?

p.s.: I won't use this pair when I accuse him because the blood won't show well. This was just what I wore last night
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>>194777
>777
lucky
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>>194777
can you explain what happened?? :sad:
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simple plan = more full proof plan
try accusing him of rape without getting your own blood on yourself (*^ใƒผ๏พŸ)b

unless "I need to get blood to fake a rape accusation" is just an unrealistic revenge fantasy your brain is making so that like it's just out of touch enough without being too unrealistic so that you can dream about it and not feel like you're not reacting to him making fun of you.

If I cannot learn how to draw cute girls within 20 days, I will quit being a NEET.
As of right now, the attached drawing is about as much as I know how to do... fuck.
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>>194708
This is what Iโ€™m trying to do atm with Barasui. My poor roommate is going to be seeing a lot of lolis TToTT
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>>194707
I'm not good at translating angles onto paper, and well.. I can't shake the feeling I'm too dumb to learn the right way, so when I'm overwhelmed I just drop everything and go to sleep instead
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>>194709
i'm sure things will work out, it might take some time but it'll be worth it! don't give up on being drawing lolis and being a NEET
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>>194690
u seem to be able to draw dogs, so draw whitey ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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Update: Still can't draw cute girls :cry:
>>194718
Here ya go..

hello! :biggrin:

i gave this chick at work some peanut buttah crackahz last week while we were by the water cooler, but instead of falling for me shes been acting like a total bitch :rollseyes:

since then ive been hearing strange noises inside of my walls and im worried that something bad is going to happen to me very soon :worry2:

pls help ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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she wants moar
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Hey bro watch out for some crazy bitch putting blood stained knives in your pocket
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you didn't give her enough peanut buttah crackas, now you shall face the consequences.
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>>194766
PEANUT BUTTAAAAAAA
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>you shall face the consequences
is there nothing i can do? :cry:
what if i show her my peanut buttah crackah? :blush:

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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finally some good fukken food
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I actually used to fantasise about lolis eating raw meat as a teen b4 I even knew what Saya no Uta was

/s/ says Japanese girls only. Post girls in this thread you think are cute and comment on their cuteness
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>194762
here's ur shoop ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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Awesome thread OP!
Love to see so many cuties ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ

Hello,
I thought I'd post a little update on my singing voice synthesis update. Here's a screenshot of an application that I've been working on. The purpose of this application is to act as a scientific environment where algorithms and their parameters can be evaluated objectively. It also serves to visualize the data. I hope to have a full article out about the current work within a week.
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Didn't you already make this same thread before? Why not just update your old thread?
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Do you post crosspost these on 39chan?
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>>194727
Hello, I have made many threads pertaining to this project here before. I have not made a thread about this specifically however. On this site, threads expire very quickly (I believe it's after around a week), so I couldn't post this in any of my previous threads regardless, since my updates are typically spaced apart by much more than the time it takes threads to expire. On the other sites I post these updates to, I have kept all the updates to a single thread. Besides, I think doing it this way fits this site better.

hello, i come from the future
ask me anything ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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>>194694
nope, it's just funny picture. in the future cats are almost extinct
>>194696
for the sake of the children it was made illegal to interact with them before they reach their 27th birthday, parents had to drop their children off at the child protection buildings for 27 years
>>194699
the government outlawed all coins except the citizencoin, so buy that i guess
>>194706
yeah but i was told prison is full of chill people in the future so it may not be that bad
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>>194716
>in the future cats are almost extinct
WHAT TEH FUCK:angry::angry::angry:
WE SHOULD RAEP that government

>parents had to drop their children off at the child protection buildings for 27 years

WHAT TEH FUCK 2
WE DEFINITELY SHOULD RAEP that government
RAEP! RAEP! RAEP! ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ
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in the future, is the government on the brink of being raepd?
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>>194717
I AM THE GOVERNMENT AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
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Heyuriโ€™s own John Titor

Obviously i have the deathsmile series and Donpachi, but i need more cute girl shmup games! and OFFTOPIC how is everyone doing? I'm doing well:hokke:
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how about cotton?
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>and OFFTOPIC how is everyone doing? I'm doing well
good thx ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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Have you tried Torte le Magic? It's a short doujin non-Touhou game made by ZUN in like 2000.
I'm doing well too, thanks for asking, i hope everyone here will have a lovely day.

Cool pictures of mother nature.
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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good morning (eastern european and middle eastern) heyurizens!
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>>194652
sweet neighborhood
i almost wanna share some of my own pics but i'm afraid of getting doxxed (i know i can remove exif but still) (;ยดใƒผ`)

>>194713
hueg tree is hueg
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>>194713
Ohayou gozaimasu~

peruvian umas :drool:
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:astonish:
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HORSE

Location: Krakow, Poland
Date: October 17th (And afterparty on 18th of varying attendance!)
Invitees: Anyone who wants to come ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
Attendees: Rabbitfield [Confirmed](Probably), (Me)* [Confirmed], Kaguya [Possibly]

Why Krakow?
Because the bulk of Heyuri's users are concentrated in Europe and the Middle East, with an apparent plurality located in Poland. We have multiple swedes and some brits too - if you live in those two countries, keep in mind krakow is like, a 50$ ryanair flight away.

How do I prevent myself from being raped or something else bad happening?
That won't happen. Worst come to worst, Kaguya will protect you, as he has a legal obligation to protect all Heyurizens.
Realistically, the only people willing to attend will be Heyuri ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ“ who you've probably spoke to anyway (ยดใƒผ`)

What will we do?
Eat, drink, hang out, n stuff ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ bring your computers, we'll probably have a LAN party too.

Where at?
Probably in whoever has the nicest hotel lobby or something [idfk?]

Wat do?
If you are seriously interested, please let us know in this thread ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
Whether you will attend anonymously or not, you should use a tripcode to facilitate coordination as the days come close.

But I don't want my face associated with this site
We'll have a no camera policy... and unless one of the fellow attendees happens to be your HR supervisor, no one should find out (๏ฟฃใƒผ๏ฟฃ)

*Some people won't want to associate their face to an online name. I'll attend without saying who I am and a few others probably will too.
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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I really want to come but I am just a 8 yo little girl. And my family is very afraid for my raep probability. (I hate my family, ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ I want to be raped by kaguya, and maybe hachikuji)

But maybe I send my 9 yo friend to you.
But I have one condition.
raep to her and creampie her and no clean her, I want to lick your cums from her pussy. :biggrin:

And a pic from me, for apologize you.
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>>194702
>I want to lick your cums from her pussy.
gae but hot
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>>194704
this is sesbianรฉ lexรฉ man!

It's funny when /g/-adjascent people sperg out over security and hardening systems. Downloading a million random poorly maintained programs just increases your attack surface and vulnerability to dependency and chain attacks. You want LESS, always.

You know what the best security setup is? and it's something I use daily: A laptop with no internet connection. If you can't do that, then a strict firewall that requires manual approval for each program trying to make a connection is fine. Simplewall for windows should satisfy all but the most schizophrenic.

But if you just disconnected from the internet then you can install actually usable operating systems like Win7/10 and not worry about a damn thing. No endless tinkering, no updating bullshit software, no nothing. Just peace.

Need to browse the internet? Do it on another machine. Want to stay private? Use TOR. If you follow these rules you cover 99% of bases.

With Claude mythos out, anything with an internet connection will soon be vulnerable.
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>It's funny when /g/-adjascent people sperg out over security and hardening systems. Downloading a million random poorly maintained programs just increases your attack surface and vulnerability to dependency and chain attacks. You want LESS, always.

assuming you are talking about the image you posted
i think you got the wrong target audience. if you host any sort of service, or better yet a whole network of services. you are no longer at just your desktop where you can memorize everything running and can slap a firewall and run opensource software.
on the enterprise network you are forced to work with insecure software or closed source trash. couple that with a whole staff of people to work on your enterprise network, now u got more issues.
think of it as a trade off. the enterprises cant afford to move slower and watch to make sure every dev written good configs for there network service. so they have to use higher level monitoring tools to contain, detect, fix, some fucked up shit. at a certain point you will excited the capacity of abstractions.

>because they didn't realize a bumfuck vibe coded program somehow kept a port open to the internet.
exactly! now if you have like in OP's pic, things to sandbox software and monitor the network, you can detect and contain this. having layers of security/detection may or may not be better then way less/none and just hand audit with open source. its a trade off.

if you actually are talking about personal security like most people in this thread are. yeah the chart you posted is useless and will cause more issues the help.
but some of the same principles still apply and you have more control over the hand audit and what you keep in your head. there is better ways then what people prepose to achieve this.
here is what should ACTUALLY be done. get qubes.
yup that is about it. you must have 2 devices you can trust.
device 1, your router
device 2, your main computer.
the rest falls out for free when you understand networking.
like network interfaces, subnetting, vpn, trunking, etc.
with qubes u can seamlessly spawn in a VM that auto routes everything thru TOR. or have a VM that has a VPN connection to your router management and other network services you have and can manage them.
then you can have the VMs default network not allow to talk to anything and just go out to the internet only.

if your shitty heyuri VM gets hacked, they cant get accesses your webcam or mic unless u give ur VM. they will end up stuck and deleteing your heyur

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new trip btw since the last one wasn't secure

>>194673
yeah i was speaking security-wise since it was the topic of the thread, i actually despise windows 11 bloat-wise since it consumes a lot of ram and could definitely be optimized better

>>194672
well, you have to make your choice, it's either having an infostealer made by an indian guy who is targeting linux users trough package worms/trojans and is going to change your account passwords tomorrow or having hardware information collected by microsoft

>>194664
yes that's primarily the best protection you can have, but an updated antivirus can be useful whenever binaries of a certain software get compromised or when a software you have installed has a potential vulnerability (like RCE)
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>>194573
>Most tech theorists suggest the web as we know it will be done for within the next half decade.
People have been saying that shit for at least three years and there's still no sign of it yet. you'd think that process would have started now by then right?
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funfact. kokonotsuba is opensource and it had a remote code execution (default password in a unused module) that was sitting on it for years. so even opensource software has its major issues.

qubes is also really amazing to use with AI. i use the networking and containment to directly give AI complete accesses. it gives me all the benifits of it running on my desktop with and controlling GUIs with out the bad sides of getting PWND from a prompt injection
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>>194581
windows defender has gotten pretty good and its database gets updated daily and blocks 90% of malware, third party AV software became useless unless you use it for an upgraded firewall
fuck windows defender for nuking my pirated games
>windows requires identity verification and a lot of money from a developer to sign a kernel driver
true
>most programs usually get downloaded as a signed setup from official websites and google has started anabolizing google safe browsing
google doesnt give a fuck as long as someone pays for ad space
>only remaining issue is skids downloading cheats that tell them to disable windows defender, and these retards actually do it
always lol

>AUR or any community package manager filled with infostealers, RATs and worms no one detects
not my problem lol
>XZ utils raped everyone's ass
it didn't
>no AV by default cuz "i'm using linux which is NEVAR targeted by ANYONE, besides enterprises"
feel free to install any you like
>everyone trying to be terry davis while having an nvidia proprietary driver installed running in the background
this is true lol. same with steam and dicksword

she's just knock off umaru-chan :angry:
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Who's the knock-off now?
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She's Shiina reversed.
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devour her
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>>194661
I want to born in japan, and so I'm become great hikikomori

it is so fun to talk to my local ai model
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raep her
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>>194689
She IS so INNOCENT, man, HOW CAN you SAY THAT! :angry::angry::angry::angry:

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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Wow they're ugly. :biggrin:
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how it feels going outside
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