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Nyooooooooooooo my friiiiiiiiiissss!!!! (T_T)
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oh nyos ;_;
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would u still eat them?

h-heyuri.net-san.. w-well um.. i-i've loved you for a long time.. a-and and.. i was wondering if you would.. t-take my hand in marriage? ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜
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There was a time I was a foolish monogamist, but I don't accept anything other than harem endings anymore!
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>>188990
>I don't accept anything other than harem endings anymore!
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>>188999
HAREM WINRAR
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HAREM WIN!!!11!!!!1!!

CRASH BANDICOOL. (*^ใƒผ๏พŸ)b
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i would luv to crash into her.

Post your Bust-Waist-Hip measurements!

-Wrap a measuring tape around your body
-Measure across your nipple line
-Measure over your belly button
-Measure across the widest part of your butt
-Post numbers!!!

Mine are 88-68-90 in cm :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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9001-9001-9001
(ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ยด๏ฟข`ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€)
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97-87-86
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111-111-111
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09-11-2001
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not when u were born, baaaakkkaaa

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Has anyone here ever fapped to a picture of someone that they know in real life?
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i used to fap to the mental image of girls i knew. never pictures though
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>>188945
How do you know if you can't remember?
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>How do you know if you can't remember?
"Not that I can remember" was regarding OP's question - I don't remember if I ever fapped to a picture of someone I know in real life, but I do remember fapping to the thought of people I know in real life
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it's exciting to fap to someone you know... but my classmates (being 3D girls) were teh ugly!
I would do moar if I was actually attracted to girls

I also smeared my pen0rz all over shared project papers I would next hand out to a girl etc. It's better to do such stuff where you don't need to look at their faces... Their appearances are disappointing, but I get excited over the idea of "a girl" :blush:

I would also love to take panchira picz but it's a bit too risky for my liking, and I live in a relatively conservative place
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no i cant get it up to anyone i know

This was my idea from 2 years ago...
https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/koko.php?res=11118

I found it in a doujinshi today!
https://exhentai.org/g/31051/889b72dc6b/
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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haven't seen this doujin in maybe 18 years lol

natsukashii ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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i wanna find more of this genre of like schools doing outlandish rules:blush:
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BEHEADING GRADUATION
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>>188930
that one is also a classic (ยดไบบ๏ฝ€)

felt a bit too much like actual social commentary but it is still very lulzy

:nigra:
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wheres mah nigra BOKU at yo
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BOKU BOKU BOKU
DESU DESU DESU
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>>188969
speaking of BOKU who's the dirty spy who exposed my nsfw drawings on /a/ ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ
I used to post at least 1 drawing of BOKU in every rozen maiden thread but now everyone will think I'm a degenerate (;ยดะ”`)

I've been at a full 7 for at least 10 years, but I had reached 4 by the time I was 25.
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at what point is it most appropriate to say fuck it and just shave the head? i find being bald for most guys looks way better than trying to hang on
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>>188913
when the top is shedding its time to go
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:cool:
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you got hair growing over your eyes? how teh fuk do u see!? :huh:
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>>188805
is this you? :3

I think everybody has parasites that cause people to want to eat ass, and its only gotten as common as it is now because it has spread so widely.

Humans are exposed to parasites all through their lives and there are no real efforts to get rid of them or study how they effect their hosts mental states, or what they find arousing. Theres an intestine to brain connection that everyone is ignoring. :unsure:

it was proven that parasites like toxoplasmos cause hosts to drive more dangerously and even behave more promiscuously assumedly in an attempt to spread themselves to other people through blood or fluids.
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>>188905
i think youre in luck because such things seem a lot more common now than 20 years ago.
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I get uneasy at the mere idea of looking the direction of a girl's face, and u guize make them lick your ANUSes!?
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>>188909
I HOPE YOUR UNEASE IS FOR HONORABLE REASONS. THE DEPTH OF INTIMACY AND LOVE MAKES CONQUERING INSECURITY A NECESSITY SO THAT YOU CAN BE AMONG THE RIGHT PEOPLE WHILE AT FULL CAPACITY.
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>>188931
full capacity of what?
cum?
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>>188947
FULL BATTERY OF LOVE CHARGE

anyone from heyuri wants to play touhou 19 1V1?
and maybe do a tournament? we are already 2, maybe 3.
i've got irc, discord, telegram, xmpp :nyaoo:
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>>188883
are you on windows or linux?

i don't know how touhou 9 works exactly since it's older, but touhou 19 works trough NAT traversal so you don't need to do anything besides allowing inbound connections to the program
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Yeah... but Touhou 19 sucks. So you may not find too many interested in playing
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>>188894
i am up to play touhou 9 as well
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Let's do 9 instead but yeah, I luv it.
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how do we play online on touhou 9?

I've been lurking here today and it's crazy how much this place reminds me of the mid-2000s web. It made me realize how much I miss the actual physical vibe of the old internet.Back in the GoldSrc, IRC, and early forum days, the web felt like this giant, unmapped forest. If you stumbled onto a weird custom server or some random guy's geocities page, it felt like finding a digital ruin. Everything was low-res, the HTML was broken, and it felt genuinely mysterious, even a little bit haunting.Now everything online is corporate, super bright, and streamlined. There are no cozy shadows left because everything is run by algorithms trying to feed you content at Mach 5. We traded the mystery for efficiency.For the older heads here, whatโ€™s a specific memory you have of the internet feeling genuinely surreal or isolated before everything got centralized? For me it was grinding through old PC games at 4 AM on freezing winter nights, just trading weird text guides on forums.
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I don't care too much lately, but if I had to point out something, it would be neat if the imageboard scene was bigger, and it sux you can't just drop relatively small websites' links on bigger places anymore without seeming like you are begging or trying to run a scam campaign...

Laws/NGOs also suck these days if u want to host certain stuff, but it's not too bad yet that (for example) places like Heyuri can't have openly rorikon boards

I'll digress a bit but - I think it's much sadder we won't get anime like the ones through 90s/00s with full panchira, but it's not without the short term solution known as watching older stuff :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>188795
>>188853
>>188861
>>188885
guys we've been over this stuff a thousand times :closed-eyes2:
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>>188901
We like to talk about things we've talked about before because it makes us feel like we have something to do inbetween snack time and nap time
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i remember yahoo clubs and the very interesting content people shared there

(ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`) This thing is floating inside your skull, reading this post... and now it's going to make you type a response.
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>>188696
Imagine being a brain in a jar, you would still be concious but would feel no bodily sensations or signals. You would be conciouisness and nothing more.
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We're actually the skeleton, the brain+nervous system are just intergalactic parasites that attach to the skeleton and suck out our souls while making us think it's "us" (=๏พŸฯ‰๏พŸ)๏พ‰
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you ARE your brain
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THE BRAIN SERVES ME WELL. I WILL USE IT TO HONOR GOD I HOPE. ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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>>188916
no i'm my consciousness which exists outside of my brain

Lets use our imaginations to add moe to things that dont have moe.

What should we choose for a target?
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school desk of your dead classmate that has a mind of its own

>>188888
188888 GET!!
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>>188887
potado?
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>>188902
MOE IS MERELY A CONCEPT AND AS FREE-WILLED MENTALLY PROFICIENT BEINGS WE CAN APPLY IT IN THE FORM OF A LENS OR FILTER BY WHICH TO CONVERT ANYTHING TO A MORE MOE FORM. games with stats have a lot of moe potential because cute girls are often really cute because of their (rarely seen) unseen statistic distribution! i am willing to be cradled and loved tenderly by all forms of "I PUT ALL POINTS INTO ONE STAT AND LEFT EVERYTHING ELSE AT ONE OR ZERO!" kind of girls... balanced or optimized builds can be quite cute too... but i like weird women... hehe...
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>>188888
missing the 88888 quad GET because you were typing a paragraph about fire hydrant fluids is an unprecedented level of posting failure.
truly moe is the inability of this board to hold a coherent conversation for more than five minutes without someone mentioning a dead classmate's desk.

WOULD FUCK, THO
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>>188937
true, but at least it wasn't the R8-breaking n00b.. that would've been an horrendous FAILGET

i need girl, i can talk with and all.maybe i am looking for some online friends.
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no girls on the internet:biggrin:!
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man exatcly this is a shit site.

return to real life or other social media
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I don't know what kind of girl you're hoping to find on heyuri man
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>>188915
the good kind
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>>188915
OTAKU GF!!!!!!!

Because FUN has no breaks!
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LOL
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i don't remember teh color of teh sky, how bird sounds or teh smell of fresh air.
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