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conata assists her friends
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Konata says: You need to eat more fruit!
☝👃
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>>190251
i clicked the blue text thinking it is a link
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i want to not only be loved unconditionally but i want to be able to love unconditionally so i can say that i've fully healed and transformed from my childhood of abuse :tongue:
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>>190252
Clicking Konata's blue text makes you crap yourself instead :lolico:
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poke

a new, cool website, that anybody can take part in. a growing website, yeah.
you can shitpost or whatever

https://2swagg.net/
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why is there a rule against advertising? isn't that the shit you're doing??
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I see the first r00l is banning pedophilic jokes... "Heyuri but without rorikon" has been tried a few times already :sweat2:
>>190271
>>190274
there is a heyuri thread over there too, so calm down plz
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>>190274
their bad website won't get very far, don't worry. They are hypocritical pigs
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>>190276
cheer up angry kid
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>>190277
you're bad

i messed up the paneling, you should read each vertical slice delimited by the red bars, left to right

with that out of the way

ugh... heyuri-tan and iruyeh-tan are even worse than brat-tan and the dolls! (;´Д`)
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i didnt read ur post! i read from left to right as u do in manga. So! Heyuri-tan gets raep? Druged? then befrind u? cool.
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>>190204
I AM! MOVE ASIDE NIGGA!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>190205
>>190206
this was supposed to show true brat behaviour which was supposed to be a lot more extreme than what i drew with brat-tan

for clarification the rape video shown was supposed to be doctored, as in heyuri with the help of iruyeh filmed a 4 hour long porno where heyuri pretended to be raped.
Unfortunately due to lack of space and energy I could not express many things very clearly nor was I able to show the true extent of their perversion

In the original story heyuri would blackmail mc to do humiliating things like acting like a dog, eating from the ground, make a fool out of himself in public, etc... while iruyeh would be this hypersexual dominating girl who would subject mc to humiliating acts like being pissed on (as masochist anon suggested in the previous thread, but also more extreme stuff like cbt and whatnot), but he would NEVER be allowed to penetrate her with iruyeh explicitly prohibiting him from getting an orgasm (and if he did he would be punished by being kicked in the balls)
Oh and the extortion for money is a given, they would absolutely have forced him to empty his bank account to fund their lavish lifestyles

another clarification: unlike previous drawings mc here is not me but YOU, I am mc only when bant-tan is drawn (´ー`)

I have to say that originally the story wasn't THAT extreme and I kind of let my mind run off with the idea
this is probably the most depraved shit i have ever conjured up and I am actually ashamed of myself
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>>190203
you made a typo "KLUZ"
it's "KLUTZ", no?
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>>190209
you seem to be correct!

today i'm officially a 40 year old ojisan :worry2:
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>>190168
If you're a 90s animu fan, you must have witnessed the golden age of 4chan. Or at least the silver age.
There are liek three eras of classic 4chon discovery
-Goon off-siters (2003-2004)
-Anime/video game fans from various forums being linked to it (2004-2006)
-Newgrounds/gaiafag/myspace invasion (2006-2008)
Which one were you?
And when did you make the jump from 4chan to spinoffs and alternative imageboards? Outline your history, you dinosaur
Or if you don't want to talk about yourself (you seem ashamed of your internet past), at least post about the most enigmatic people you've witnessed over the decades. Document the forgotten history of anons past. What were the most bizarre, never-to-be-attempted-since threads you happened to be privy to?
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>>190186
i first went to 4chan around 2004 but i didn't understand it so i didn't spend much time there. i started spending my life on 4chan in 2006. i don't remember how i initially heard about it though. i regularly toured altboards but never spent a lot of time on them because i never found one that appealed much to me before heyuri which i didn't find until 2025. the one i remember the most was 12chan. uh idk there was this image of a baby being shit on that was regularly posted on 4chan back in the day which you never see anymore for obvious reasons. idk what else to say in this post although i have a lot to say about 4chan in general.
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>>190260
>there was this image of a baby being shit on
lmao :biggrin:
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>>190260
it was a gif

not good
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>>190263
i joined 4chan in 2011 (edgy teenager) and CP was still a thing there at that point. The first time I ever saw CP was in a thread where OP was making fun of the stupid youtube trend where you play sad music and don't talk and write down sad things on paper and show it. Anon in the thread posted a real guy with a big dick in a real baby's mouth.

What is/was your favourite porn game, such as on newgrounds?

When I was a young kid like 10, I was playing games on some site that my cousin recommended, and my mother caught me just as there were giant boobs on the screen... (I got banned from teh laptop)

Later in life I started playing "meet n' fuck: x' series, like meet n fuck detective. It taught me that to get laid you have to remember facts about a woman's life as she monolouges to you, and then successfully answer her quiz at the end of the date to test if you were listening.

As an Ojisan I no longer play any, but feel nostalgic for them. Please share what your fav games are/were
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Did anyone actually pay for memberships/full games back when flash porn games were a full-fledged business? It's amazing there was a time when tracing screenshots from hentai and motion-tweening them bouncing, along with broken english text bubbles could actually make you rich :xd:
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>>190217
this one's good
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there are surely many higher quality ones, perhaps it is even a reskin of an existing porn flash
but i really liked the azumanga one where sakaki was being fucked by the teacher
i thought (still think actually) sakaki was super hot and replayed it many times
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>>190257
it's not a game though, just a song over and over

I am filled with unbelievable pain over my lack of a loving loli companion. I want to feel her rising and falling chest, smell her sweet moist breath, feel with my hands her delicate budding breasts, listen to her tiny noises, kiss every inch of her beautiful body

I am in agony over my lack of loli companionship. My heart cannot take this deprivation anymore. :emo:

Please, tell me, how do I feel better?
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I want a daughter... But I don't want go through the steps to get there!
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>can you read 'Thumbnail not found'?
On the Tomorrow theme? No, not really... even though I made it ^^;
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>>190227
NAO I CANT SEE EITHER... ITS GONE (;゚Д゚)

Who ate nothumb!? ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>190226
become a billionaire, then pay chinese lab to make you one with russian DNA, its where these >>190213
come from
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>>190213
Perfection!
:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

Tomorrow I will have my first date in 2 years
I wonder what I would have to do for her to let me fuck the same night
(´人`)
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>>190199
next time she starts rubbing your back offer to do the same for her anon then take it from there. maybe work down to her back and ask if its okay to go further itll escalate
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Everyone hate fujimori but his daughter was just elected. funny.
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>Its okay we should be seeing each other again today. Im honestly so timid though I dont know what I would do

you can dew it!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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OP you know that most women (especially older ones) only go on dates so that they can feel like the centre of attention and get a free meal, and then get a rush and confidence boost by texting you saying they dont want to see you again.
Life is like a drama for middle age single women (they are the main character).

I'm not saying this because I'm jaded, a female co-worker told me she has been on over 50 dates in the last 6 months, and slept with none of them.
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>>190200
Things like barrios altos massacre and mass arrests of university students. The mass violence wasn't an effective way to counter the communists it wasnt until they took an intelligence approach that they were foiled. So a lot of people in villages died for no reason.
>>190212
Yeah well she has had 4 tries and this vote was only determined by citizens living outside of Peru. By the vote count of actual residents, Fujimori wouldve lost again. She won by only 40,000 votes, while over a million were cast overseas, overwhelmingly in her favor
>>190201
Yeah I was rubbing her head and back and shit today its just kinda shitty because we are always in public
>>190240
Might be true but even still having a personal guide every afternoon and just having to pay like 13 dollars for a meal isn't bad. Especially because when im with her I don't even have to try to speak spanish

my dead skin
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>>190231
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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>cheez.png
LOL
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>>190211
i peel it off my feet for fun
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>>190239
try eating it
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>>190241
i used to eat it but its EXTREMELY chewy and it tastes like salt and iron
good bubble gum substitute it just cant make bubbles

The kid is not my son :nigra:
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:grabs crotch: OWWWWWWW! Come to wonderland btw, 8 year old boys! :nigra::kuma6:

>A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, absolutely fabulous prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. MOE!
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Things mankind was not meant to know.

At what point do you draw the line and say "I wouldn't fuck"
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>>190094
I don't think thick girls look sickly. Girls only start to look like blobs that need walking sticks around the 400 lb mark. Anything under that, I would FUCK
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all up to 67kg (inclusive), however for me 59kg is ideal
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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W-would it be wrong if I wanted her... bigger? (;´Д`)
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Thin girls are great for artistic beauty purposes, but when it comes to actual sex I love hambeasts.

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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"if you had just let me go fishing with the boys i would have caught a big one too! ヽ(`Д´)ノ"
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oh yeah? i caught a fish THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big :waha:

POOP LOL.
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kyaaaaa

i read some guides on wikihow and decided to try and make my office crush like me. I waited around her desk until she came by and offered to buy her a snack from the vending machine
she was like "oh sure ahaha" and so i went to it and got her a peanut butter cracker, i handed it to her and she said thanks. i was burning with embarrassment and after that i just left

What the fuck. I'm so stupid and awkward. I can't even face her again after this pathetic attempt :cry:

What do I do? Can anyone give me actionable advice?
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>woman quit her job - years go by and OP still waiting, waiting wiht a peanut butter cracker in his skeleton hand.
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OISHI PINATSUBATA ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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:dark: I bet OP is fat and smells bad...
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>>189946
>marriage cerimonies immitate arranged marriages
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itt anon has a girl bwhahahahaha

are there any Slavs here
SLAVYANE PRAVYAT MIROM
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>>190171
Huh. I thought I was also the only one here lul
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anno... i have some slav blood. can i join your club? :emo:
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>>190164
i want pizza.. ( ´¬` )
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>>190188
cheese pizza...?
:cp:
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