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I am filled with unbelievable pain over my lack of a loving loli companion. I want to feel her rising and falling chest, smell her sweet moist breath, feel with my hands her delicate budding breasts, listen to her tiny noises, kiss every inch of her beautiful body

I am in agony over my lack of loli companionship. My heart cannot take this deprivation anymore. :emo:

Please, tell me, how do I feel better?
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1129239
lolis love u and want u to be happy. live the best life u can for them!! ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“
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and maybe this movie will make u feel better

https://up.heyuri.net/src/6104.mp4

(download it to switch audio to English!) :cp:
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>thumbnail not found
... (ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`)
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>>190215
I didnt see OP's image but I'm guessing it was harmless. I posted a thread a few weeks ago and the image was a stock photo of a japanese girl eating a slice of cake, and that got deleted. The girl wasn't even in a skimpy outfit or wearing makeup
Is there some new anti mod that needs a swift kick in his balls or somethin? :furious:
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>>190216
i get the site wants to be safe but deleting stock photos seems a little excessive. (ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ` )

my dead skin
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u got dandruff/dermatitis?
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How did you get so much!? All in one go or a collection?

What is/was your favourite porn game, such as on newgrounds?

When I was a young kid like 10, I was playing games on some site that my cousin recommended, and my mother caught me just as there were giant boobs on the screen... (I got banned from teh laptop)

Later in life I started playing "meet n' fuck: x' series, like meet n fuck detective. It taught me that to get laid you have to remember facts about a woman's life as she monolouges to you, and then successfully answer her quiz at the end of the date to test if you were listening.

As an Ojisan I no longer play any, but feel nostalgic for them. Please share what your fav games are/were

Tomorrow I will have my first date in 2 years
I wonder what I would have to do for her to let me fuck the same night
(ยดไบบ๏ฝ€)
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Being a pinko won't get you laid you should find love the true peruvian way, kidnap and RAPE her:biggrin:๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
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>>190185
>>190187
The second half she kept forcing me to drink the most disgusting alcohol of my life i was spending so much effort trying not to vomit. Its okay we should be seeing each other again today. Im honestly so timid though I dont know what I would do
>>190197
Literally everyone in lima hates fujimori I have to pretend to do the sad american face whenever people say his name
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>>190199
> everyone in lima hates fujimori
Why? :unsure: I'm not well versed in peruvian politics but from what i gather he mainly just killed communists and maybe commit some corruption [which is pretty common in South America tbh]
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>>190199
next time she starts rubbing your back offer to do the same for her anon then take it from there. maybe work down to her back and ask if its okay to go further itll escalate
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Everyone hate fujimori but his daughter was just elected. funny.

i messed up the paneling, you should read each vertical slice delimited by the red bars, left to right

with that out of the way

ugh... heyuri-tan and iruyeh-tan are even worse than brat-tan and the dolls! (;ยดะ”`)
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omg this is hot. I

I wonder if they are doing this for sadism alone, or to get a monthly payment out of him for the rest of his life to not go to the police
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i didnt read ur post! i read from left to right as u do in manga. So! Heyuri-tan gets raep? Druged? then befrind u? cool.
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>>190204
I AM! MOVE ASIDE NIGGA!! ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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>>190205
>>190206
this was supposed to show true brat behaviour which was supposed to be a lot more extreme than what i drew with brat-tan

for clarification the rape video shown was supposed to be doctored, as in heyuri with the help of iruyeh filmed a 4 hour long porno where heyuri pretended to be raped.
Unfortunately due to lack of space and energy I could not express many things very clearly nor was I able to show the true extent of their perversion

In the original story heyuri would blackmail mc to do humiliating things like acting like a dog, eating from the ground, make a fool out of himself in public, etc... while iruyeh would be this hypersexual dominating girl who would subject mc to humiliating acts like being pissed on (as masochist anon suggested in the previous thread, but also more extreme stuff like cbt and whatnot), but he would NEVER be allowed to penetrate her with iruyeh explicitly prohibiting him from getting an orgasm (and if he did he would be punished by being kicked in the balls)
Oh and the extortion for money is a given, they would absolutely have forced him to empty his bank account to fund their lavish lifestyles

another clarification: unlike previous drawings mc here is not me but YOU, I am mc only when bant-tan is drawn (ยดใƒผ`)

I have to say that originally the story wasn't THAT extreme and I kind of let my mind run off with the idea
this is probably the most depraved shit i have ever conjured up and I am actually ashamed of myself
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>>190203
you made a typo "KLUZ"
it's "KLUTZ", no?

At what point do you draw the line and say "I wouldn't fuck"
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>>190094
I don't think thick girls look sickly. Girls only start to look like blobs that need walking sticks around the 400 lb mark. Anything under that, I would FUCK
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all up to 67kg (inclusive), however for me 59kg is ideal
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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W-would it be wrong if I wanted her... bigger? (;ยดะ”`)
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Thin girls are great for artistic beauty purposes, but when it comes to actual sex I love hambeasts.

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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"if you had just let me go fishing with the boys i would have caught a big one too! ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ"
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oh yeah? i caught a fish THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big :waha:

POOP LOL.
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kyaaaaa

i read some guides on wikihow and decided to try and make my office crush like me. I waited around her desk until she came by and offered to buy her a snack from the vending machine
she was like "oh sure ahaha" and so i went to it and got her a peanut butter cracker, i handed it to her and she said thanks. i was burning with embarrassment and after that i just left

What the fuck. I'm so stupid and awkward. I can't even face her again after this pathetic attempt :cry:

What do I do? Can anyone give me actionable advice?
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>woman quit her job - years go by and OP still waiting, waiting wiht a peanut butter cracker in his skeleton hand.
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OISHI PINATSUBATA ใƒฝ(๏พŸฯ๏พŸ)ใƒŽ
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:dark: I bet OP is fat and smells bad...
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>>189946
>marriage cerimonies immitate arranged marriages
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itt anon has a girl bwhahahahaha

are there any Slavs here
SLAVYANE PRAVYAT MIROM
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>>190171
Huh. I thought I was also the only one here lul
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anno... i have some slav blood. can i join your club? :emo:
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>>190164
i want pizza.. (ใ€€ยด๏ฟข`ใ€€)
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>>190188
cheese pizza...?
:cp:
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lep pozdrav

today i'm officially a 40 year old ojisan :worry2:
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>>190122
My memory of 9/11 as a European was that my parents and siblings was watching a tv-broadcast of it. Then we went to school and all talked about it. But thats it!
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It's simply amazing that heyuri actually has a diverse group of posters. For the longest time I thought it was just like five or so early 20 year old imageboard hoppers, along with a few regulars
I have a personality disorder so I fervently archive things, and tend to look into posters histories and stuff. liek today I was surfing the pages and found this thread https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=179958 and promptly located that anon's yt https://www.youtube.com/@GoombaJoe12/
did you use any recognizable handles on 4chan/video sharing platforms/forums that are still in an archived state, OP? Also if you got to the see the unrevised recaps of the second plane strike, did you lul at the unfazed nose of that CGI airplane on tv
>i had been hoping that something would happen that day
Thanks for manifesting 9/11, ojisan
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Happy belated birthday!
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>>190165
>did you use any recognizable handles on 4chan/video sharing platforms/forums that are still in an archived state, OP?
i never used a name on 4chan and don't remember my old forum usernames but the last time i went searching for my old internet posts i immediately regretted it because i realized how retarded i used to be. i'm still retarded but i was much worse back then.
>Also if you got to the see the unrevised recaps of the second plane strike, did you lul at the unfazed nose of that CGI airplane on tv
i wasn't really paying attention because i just really wanted to get on the internet and just pretended to care for a minute when the teacher in the computer lab assumed i was there to watch the news and turned it on. pretty sure i did see the plane strike live as it happened but i really wasn't paying that close attention and got on one of the computers as soon as the teacher left.
>Thanks for manifesting 9/11, ojisan
anytime!

>>190167
arigatou!
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>>190168
If you're a 90s animu fan, you must have witnessed the golden age of 4chan. Or at least the silver age.
There are liek three eras of classic 4chon discovery
-Goon off-siters (2003-2004)
-Anime/video game fans from various forums being linked to it (2004-2006)
-Newgrounds/gaiafag/myspace invasion (2006-2008)
Which one were you?
And when did you make the jump from 4chan to spinoffs and alternative imageboards? Outline your history, you dinosaur
Or if you don't want to talk about yourself (you seem ashamed of your internet past), at least post about the most enigmatic people you've witnessed over the decades. Document the forgotten history of anons past. What were the most bizarre, never-to-be-attempted-since threads you happened to be privy to?

has anyone ever called you a faggot in public before?
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>>190148
oh wow looks like we have a detective genius here
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>>190151
heh. you got that right, faggot (๏ฟฃใƒผ๏ฟฃ)
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>>190140
In high school
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I'm sure it happened at some point but can't recall it right now
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they called me jesus then they called me faggot

let us play twinkle star sprites together
its on sale for a dollar
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Now thats a real videogame
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>>190134
its coop
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>>190133
You can also play it on Fightcade. I'm down any time.
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>>190173
thatll work
do you have a contact?

Someone here mentioned this manga a few months ago. I recently read it and wanted to thank that user for his recommendation ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

I really enjoyed it
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(posted here instead of /a/ to hopefully catch that users eye)

Introducing - Kaotype
now people with an english keyboard can use kaomojis in their day to day chats, without having to press buttons

Simply set up an autotransform word (I have mine configured to be a semicolon, a mispelling of the emotion, and a space) and it will automatically replace it with a kao! Totally configurable.

An original heyuri software ( ยดฯ‰`)

If you are interested in using this program, please reply and let me know. If people want it, I will upload the source code and binary.
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>>190026
sure things, i love japan music
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>>190026
damn, i didnt know this song is so good, thank you for your sharing
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>>189836
Me too. You have my axe.
>>190023
I ported this to gtk2. I hope you don't mind ใƒฝ(ยดโ–ฝ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
https://up.heyuri.net/src/6102.zip
(source upload only)

>>190126
I uploaded a version without the heyuri.net label and wrong layout here. Please disregard.
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yoshiiii kaotaipuuu ๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!
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