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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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So that's how they get hard .. :astonish:
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honk
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so this is how 2 fix inverted nipples :astonish:

It looks great, it doesn't connect to the internet, sell my data, and it has all the features you need.
https://archive.org/details/money-2004_202503
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>>189678
Yes, you wouldn't not update KeePass just because you're not connecting it to the internet, right? Vulnerabilities open to people with physical access to your computer still exist
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>>189695
Wait so you're tellin me...
Someone with access to my computer...
CAN ACCESS MY COMPUTER!?!?!?
MIND = BLOWN
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>>189696
oh so you're just baiting I thought you were being serious for a sec
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>>189698
im not op
but that is a crazy catty reply
you wouldn't happen to be a
FAGGOT WOULD YOU!?!?!?
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What about GNUCash?
https://www.gnucash.org

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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:astonish:

we were so close to 40%, if only ozempic didnt exist would we be past 40% by now

girl denied me a second date so i fapd to lolis for four day straight and on fifth i went weightlifting
:iyahoo:
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>>189654
I want a body that's one under that. Toned but not ridiculous
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I am twice divorced and am reasonably confident I am the only Heyurizen with that status (ยดไบบ๏ฝ€)
Possibly the only Heyurizen who's even been legally married. Not counting the old japanese men on /sw/

Maybe because I have tasted sex and women, I can more easily dismiss it. When you don't have something, it seems really great, and it really sucks that you don't have it. Once you've had it, you can look at it more objectively. Unbiased by FOMO, I can say that in most cases masturbation is better than sex, and that girls don't make good companion animals until they are old and wise - by which point they are no longer cute and sexually arousing - by which point they are no better than men, whom are almost always much cheaper and easier to be friends with and just as fun.
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>>189652
thats a fuckcool super power... to inseminate a girl via a spell.. id create an army
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>>189656
try marrying a man then, fag (ยดโˆ‡`)ฯƒ
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>>189664
a man marrying another man is the least gay thing a man could do, because only a man could do that therefore it's not gay

Being a wageslave is worth it if your workplace has OLs that are hot enough (ยด๏ฟข`)
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in the work, u will be ordered around by some old fat guy who also fux0rz all the sexy OLs you will see around
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>>189692
Don't project your fetish onto reality!

BELOVED USERS OF HEYURI! ๐Ÿ’“ THIS IS A QUESTION โ”โ“ I HAVE! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN USING THE INTERNET FOR AND WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE WEBSITES? โ”โ“โญ
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Yeah thats kewl! OH~ i once saw a car with a "3D camera" on its roof, but never managed to find myself on googlemaps. Might been some other service...
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>>189441
depending on where you live could have been apple or yandex or something else lol
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20 years
i got addicted the day i saw all the human knowledge available to me, and i used it to jack off to lolis
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ultimate power or lolis! :xd:
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3 mounths reddit.com

Do you...
a) pull her up
b) let go
c) fall with her
d) fall in love with ME. You also need to be WARM and learn how to live
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D ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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woah~ur trip now has a meaning! O_O
D!!!! (Also wut choize does she haev, deth ur luv?)
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pull her up and then RAEP! ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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>>189675
>a) pull her up
you can't pull a 45 kg yuki-onna with one arm unless you have an immensely strong vampire gf pulling you both

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

I just finished reading this book after being aware of its existence for quite some time. I once saw it being enthusiastically praised on /lounge/ (or maybe 4-ch.net). I enjoyed getting a glimpse of how life used to be in late 1960s japan, but I thought it read too much like an eroge at parts. The MC is exactly like an eroge protagonist: stoic, quiet, smart, exceptionally good at pleasing women, and had even amassed himself a harem by the end of the novel. It felt a bit masturbatory, too. But like I said, it was enjoyable, I didn't hate it or anything, just felt a bit juvenile. What did you guys think?
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I read 4-5 of Murakamis bookz and really do like him. While this book was my first of him, my memory is a little faint to remember most of its content. I did enjoy it whatsoever. His writing is easy and his story is some what realism-magical. I can say that this was imo teh worst book if him i read and my fav would be The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle.
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Completely pointless drag; ironic and very Murakami for his worst work to be the most popular one.

(; ยด ๏ฟข `)
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i was drawing on paper with my sweat and body grease, but then i ate it..

(ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€;ยดะ”`ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€)
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>>189669
PHAAAAATT!
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*sneak sneak*
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>>189673
kawaii

What would it take for you to buy a new phone? What would it need to be attractive enough to replace your current one?
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I only buy a new phone when i need to, i really don't care all that much of its usage. If i where to get one, i might get like a google phone and reinstall uh~ forgot teh OS but thats really hard to hax.
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My phone is from 2013. I'll stop using it when it stops working ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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im actually in the market for a new phone, im thinking of a keitai because i want to break my reliance on my sumaho. i spend a bit too much time on it...
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I have two phones :cool:
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>>189616
I already buy the new Sony Xperia every year or two.
But what would be most attractive of all offerings right now is to have something that's open source but also decent, so far I'm liking what Motorola is doing with GrapheneOS.

(^)_(^)
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aki(ยด๏ฟข`)
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I am unsure of its date, if 70s or 80s, but the art is lolicious.
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>>189633
somewhere in the early 80s, 1981 or 1982, uchiyama-sensei has eccentric imagination:xd:
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Yes yes! I fapped to some of his work due to his niche taggz!
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ULTIMATE FORM

New fetish unlocked: JAV where the girl has second thoughts about the entire thing and wants to erase the recording, but the guys start laughing and tossing the tape around while she chases it around desperately. :biggrin:
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