>>200977
one is imouto is 15 and onee-san is 25.

>>200979
itstoo l8 but you can learn how to get off to them thinking you are a kimoiota alwais

get fit and stop watching cartoons - there is no unconditional love for men

>>200997
well there should be

>>200988
LOL amaizing!!

>>200985
>>200988

even the kamisamas love kiroiman

>>200994
EH!?!??!?!I DIDNT PUT THEA NGRY

>>200994
kawaiii

Pasta GET!!

PASTA

is this loss?

thread that belongs on /j/ # 192

my interpretation:

- hey buddy, it's been a rough day today
- m-muscular-kun, maybe I can cheer you up <3
- very well, I will be gentle
- hō…mukatte kuru noka

hands

what

i will buy Timotei now, for you, Konata

its timotei o'clock mothafackaas

Good luck, schizoprogrammermathematician-kun. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>200466
Ghey

>>200486
That sounds scary...

>>200481
I have now brought him to life in visual form.

>image.jpeg
all hail salazar

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

About fifteen minutes ago I was caught in a dream where we were driving around Big Sur at an itasha show that was supposed to be taking place in Japan. There was a tiny silhouette of Hitler fucking Kosaka Honoka and one of the people in the giant Suburban launched into this YouTuber sounding soliloquy about how this weird lock device was being enforced in Japan. Over the course of the entire dream I never figured out what the locking device was supposed to do but the guy's tone pissed me off since he did that thing YouTube people do where they describe draconian laws being passed in the same tone as getting a flat tire.

>>200486
This guy still has dreams about meeting his anima! （　´∀｀）σ

Many years ago I had this KOWAI dream.
I was hanging out with a few of my friends + my brother at a mall-type building. I turn around for a second and the chatter of our conversation had vanished with an echo; I turn around to face them only to find them gone. In their absence, day had become night and the mall itself had only a few dim lights in its complex.
Inexplicably I had a flashlight in my hand, so I wandered around for what was probably 3-5 dream hours. In the corner of my vision—or whenever I turned a corner—I could see something scurrying away from my line of site; The few times I went to investigate there would be no trace of what had fled. I would also constantly hear something following me. I never looked back.
I woke up from that nightmare in an unfamiliar bedroom. I sauntered out of that bedroom and went downstairs only to find nobody. The house I found myself in was a standard 2-story suburban house, except it was in the literal middle of nowhere; I can't exactly remember what was beyond the building's premises, but it might have been flat, arid ground that went on forever. Connected to the driveway was a road that stretched on for who knows how long. And there was no car. I don't remember what happened after that, but I woke up forrealzies drenched in sweat.
I've unfortunately never been able to lucid dream, but if I could I would want to freely explore both areas of this dream. The house especially. It'd be like playing those Gmod house maps.

Your fortune: You have cancer

>>200874
YES!!!

is happy

>>200905
youjomodoki will stick his cock into anything with a pussy

what an impressive artist lmao

>>200960
anything?

>>200972
yes, he'd fuck that thing

he's drawn some pics that are like... you can't really make out what kind of creature it is, but it has a pussy, and there's a cock going into it
too lazy to go look it up on his pixiv, but the name is there lmao

blonde + dark skin ftw

Brown bewbs plz ..

at least one girl is in a hijab

>>200957
Not for long.

>>200898
Yeah, putting others down to feel better about yourself is a no-go. Especially if one uses a strawman to jerk themselves off at the idea of it. Incomprehensible levels of self-concious faggotry.

"Wow you sound like the perfect guy ;)"
"Hold on babe i have a meme for this..."

>>200906
if she can't handle that then she's not a perfect girl

>>200906
Truly the makings of a Heyurizen

>>200950
she was too old for me anyway

Die!! Freak!

>>200927
Yeah, guro would be more helpful.
Also bump LOL

it took me a single search
>>>/f/5962

>>200951
Huh, I searched and didn't get any results that's why I asked
thx

ur welcome
personally I don't care much about killing babies for the action itself, it's teh pleasure of seeing her mother's reaction (whether she'd cry or be a sadist herself) that I enjoy

ye

>>200894
AREOLA THE SIZE OF DINNER PLATES
UGOOGOHOGOHOHOHO

yes

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

i may not have any muscals!!!BUT I AM EVEN MORE GIANT AND TALL, D MASUCLINEST OF TEHM ALL DESU

>>200929
HUUUUURAAAAAAAAAA THATS STRONG

finally. my time to shine ヽ(´∇`)ノ

i am trying to get better at video games so since they are usually pretty simple i have been at a long distance from them

i like mother 3. and the splatoon girls are cute

Your fortune: Godly luck

yahoo

As a child i used to love them, but today I feel less excited. Every main zelda-game is exciting but Breath of wild2 was lame and didnt finish it, and OOT Remake might be cool but eh~! Only Nintendo game i would be excited for is the Xeno- and Xenoblade serie as thats the best JRPG game i played.

i like wheelchair basketball