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We will watch Rosario to Vampire (2008) next Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]

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Do you prefer, The Warrior, The Mage, The Rogue or the cleric.

I am applying for a job at burger king.
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ganbatte
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I hear they are hiring for a clean-up crew ..

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join teh heyuri animu club ヽ(´ー`)ノ

https://watch.heyuri.lol/r/stream
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we have free dakimakura! :x3:
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>>183681
Just the one. Every member get to share it
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i peed on it.
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will there be eroi figurines :drool:

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/|\ ^._.^ /|\ > Bat-kun here: bats are winged mammals, the only mammals capable of true and sustained flight
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what about winged squirrels and beavers :angry:

Heyaoi meet up
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>183679
What goes on teh Water Area?
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>>183693
what happens in the Water Areay STAYS in the Water Area
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/|\ ^._.^ /|\ > bat-kun here; the water area involves the drinking of liquid beverages - such as water, BOKU, cola, and other fruit-based drink

A Group-Pooping session is scheduled for this Saturday at 17:00 UTC (@^▽^)/
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I definitely defecated! 💩ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>183557
but i already pooped :worry:
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i wont miss it o7
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It's really strange. Eating together is actually reverse pooping, but you humans do this every time. If everyone isn't eating the same dish, the food from other people's plates smells bad, too.
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>>183689
you don't eat poop nor shit food
i don't think the process are reversible

on rare occasions, i find heterosexual relations can be slightly appealing
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THANKS FOR THE EXPLANATION BAT-KUN
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this week's sexual intercourse lasted 3 minutes an 49 seconds chuu~

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Is it heterosexual if she's a loli? (・∀・) Some say no, but it's some weird logic.
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>>183690
Somehow I feel more straight when I’m fapping to lolis so I’d say so ┐(゚~゚)┌
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on rare occasions, i find jorogumo relations can be slightly appealing :nosebleed:

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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give me petit cheese pai or face 1000 years of darkness
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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> Made in 女の子
:glare1:

squuiiish~
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must... obey... succubus-chan...
must... reject... vampire-chan...
:dizzy::dizzy::dizzy:

6599377
Hello.

If I were to send 1 billion US dollars worth of goods back in time to Caesar's Rome, in order to strengthen the Roman empire and increase the likelihood of avoiding it's fall, I would send the following:

* Urea / 400,000 tonnes / $230M
* AK-47, 7.62×39mm calibre, 30 round magazine / 100,000 rifles / $100M
* 7.62×39mm rounds, FMJ, brass cased, packed in boxes of 20 / 100M rounds, 2.5M boxes / $100M
* Amoxicillin (penicillin) tablets, 500mg, packed in boxes of 20 / 100M tablets, 5M boxes / $100M
* M224A1 HE shell / 200,000 shells / $70M
* Monoculars / 500,000 / $50M
* M67 fragmentation grenades / 1M / $50M
* Gold bar 100g / 2,000 / $30M
* Silver bar 100g / 90,000 / $30M
* Copper bar 1kg / 1.4M / $20M
* Tin bar 1kg / 400,000 / $20M
* Solar generator, 1x1m / 100,000 / $20M
* M224A1 mortar / 2,000 pieces / $20M
* Stanley Torch, 500 lumen, rechargeable / 500,000 / $20M
* Eye glasses, evenly distributed from +10 to -10 / 500,000 pairs / $15M
* GM rapeseed / 25,000 tonnes / $12.5M
* Flares, various colours / 600,000 / $12M
* Entrenching spades / 200,000 / $10M
* NATO IFAK first-aid kit / 200,000 / $10M
* Fleece blankets, wool and polyester blend / 200,000 / $10M
* Fishing net, 200m depth / 25,000 / $10M

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1b dollars in LO magz to export into enemy territory. Teh enemy will be buzy fapping while we collapse their HQ.
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>>183510
They live in mud huts and shit dont be delusional.
To be fair if you dropped AKs on germanic tribesmen id think they would be about as clueless as congolese.

The congolese access to cheap chinese tshirts and japanese toyotas doesnt make them smarter than romans.
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I thought we were a Carthaginian site ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>183531
op must be a n00b like me because heyuri is 100% a carthaginian site
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>>183640
Alright, then with the same one billion dollar budget send stuff to Hannibal

why is 4chan so boring to browse? :yawn:
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>>183558
everyone on 4chan is an edgelord, it's where normies go when they want act unsocially. Been that way since 2016
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>>183594
since reddit and facebook morelike
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Since exploding vans, encyclopedia dramatica, and chanology
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>>183546
bots (yes, i can sense them, and they write quite humanlike, but sooner or later i know it's bots, even when i got duped the first time)
plus the overgrown base; like as of now the whole world already knows of it, even when they never talk of it ever, they know and have lurked, and now the overgrown reach of people have diluted the "sparks" to the point it's rare; think of it like this, in a schoolclass you can see each person clearly, but in a whole school with hundreds of pupils altogether walking around in one space, the people become amorphous, monolithic, and 'unsharing', that is, everything tends toward some common denominator. that's just what happens when anything gets too big, u don't really see a shrub anymore, u just see leaves of big trees.
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>>183546
because its not a real chanboard anymore

I was at work at Heyuri & Co., went out to print some tax evasion plans and when i came back my wife and secretary bant-tan was posing for me like this (;´Д`)

It doesn't feel proper to do it at work but at the same time denying my wife her wishes is an unforgivable sin (´~`)
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DO IT and POST PICS
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teh high heyuri council commands you, DO IT!
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>>183663
>>183664
what the hell you guys, you want to watch me have sex with my wife?
there's no way I'm showing you that :closed-eyes:
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>>183666
can I watch bant-tan both versions needing to go poop while on an road trip and she gets out of the car for a short potty break in the middle of nowhere in the west and squat on years old dead grass and start pooping:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>183669
absolutely not!!
But I have just invented Bant-tan's rival in the offices of Heyuri & Co., you may do whatever you want with her

She has no name yet, her thing is that she's always been the popular girl everywhere she goes and is willing to suck dick to get promoted, etc... but in the offices of Heyuri & Co. she's overshadowed by Bant-tan, she hates that so she comes up with wacky plans to ruin her reputation at work

CYT00B STREAM IN 19 HOURS DONT FUKKEN MISS IT IF YOU MISS IT I'LL NEVAR FORGIVE YOU EVER EVER EVER!1
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I missed everything! (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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>I missed everything! (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
It doesn't start for another 3 hours :unsure:
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ITS IN 22MINUTESヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ(´∇`)ノ
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10 secondz!

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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does any cat owner have any tips? i had another kitten once but it kept shitting everywhere, how does one "train" the cat? my parents said i should scold it but it makes me feel bad
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>>183658
Kawaii neko!
:xd::tongue::xd:
Teach me your wisdom!
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>>183658
keep throwing it in the litter box until it learns to shit in the litter :angry: mine learned in 2-3 weeks :closed-eyes:
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>>183665
>keep throwing it in the litter box
would gently placing it in the litterbox work as well :emo:?
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