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Aaaaah.. showers are so nice ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Oh yeah?

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Back in the day there were a few arabs here (including a 13 year old girl??) but I wonder if there any more? Say hi!:unsure::biggrin:
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اَلسَلامُ عَلَيْكُم وَرَحْمَةُ اَللهِ وَبَرَكاتُهُ
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>>178352
السلاااام!!! تتكلم عربي؟ أخ سوري؟ ههههه
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arab heyuri-tan when????????
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I am Pakistani from sheikh caste so I most likely have some arabic ancestry does that count:rolleyes:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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when are the devs gonna update it (;´Д`)
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I'm waiting for Reality Classic - shit was way better before all the updates and nerfing

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Your soul.... give it to me.... NOW
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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i will gladly give my soul for... nyu 🙇‍♂️

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do you have any tattoos? are you planning on getting any soon?
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>>178377
The only time/place I plan to get tattoos is prison, where I'll die/come out totally unemployable anyway.
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get a bad ass Heyuri tattoo :cool:
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i got the worst tattoo you can imagine when i was 18 and now i can never wear short sleeves
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>>178415
well you've gotta tell us
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>>178415
AAAAAA I WANNA SEE I WANNA SEE

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I tried to apply for a job as a teacher at an all girls academy and got rejected. The only position they would hire me for is custodian. I may be desperate, but I'm not going to go clean toilets for minimum wage :sweat3:
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>The only position they would hire me for is custodian.
Bro, I've seen this in one of my Japanese erotic mangas. If you take this job, eventually a girl will feel sorry for you so much she'll create an app that will brainwash the rest of the girls into thinking you're a shota who needs to be pampered and makes them super horny. Trust, is fate. Japan never lie. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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in 5 seconds some degenerate will come in here talking about how he would clean the girls bathroom for free
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DONT GIVE UP!!!

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Basically, paste a paragraph from any Wikipedia article of your choosing and edit out random words with strikethroughs, replacing them with whatever words you want. And you can sneak in other words or even sentences too wherever you think will fit. (・∀・)

Haruhi Suzumiya (Japanese Mongolian: 涼宮 ハルヒ, Hepburn Vulgar Latin: Suzumiya Haruhi Suckingonme Whoreofpee) is a fictional character pornstar introduced as the title character and heroine of the Japanese media franchise Haruhi Suzumiya, created by Nagaru Tanigawa Mao Zedong. Haruhi first appears in the novel volumes erotic manga which began in 2003 1918, and later appears in the anime television series adaptation live action adult films by Kyoto Animation, and the animated pornographic film The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya's Virginity. She also appears in related media in the franchise including the manga adaptation, two original net animation series, and video games. Aya Hirano voices Haruhi in Japanese in all her animated appearances and Wendee Christopher Lee voices her in the English dub. She is also portrayed by Patricia Ja Lee Gabe Newell and Cristina Vee Billy Herrington in the live action series ASOS Brigade.

Haruhi is depicted as an eccentric and headstrong schoolgirl depraved porn addict, who has a great disdain for anything that she views as normal or mundane vanilla or tame, and is only interested in having sex with supernatural beings or mysterious occurrences foreigners. Her displeasure with the school's "normal" after-school clubs leads Haruhi to gather up several foreign exchange students (Kyon, Yuki Nagato, Mikuru Asahina, and Itsuki Koizumi Anne Frank, Mustafa Ataturk, Josip Broz Tito, Ho Chi Minh) and found her own: the SOS Brigade, making them participate in sexual activities whether they like it or not. Haruhi also, unknown to her, possesses unconscious god-like abilities to change, destroy, and reshape reality to her desires. The activities of the club and its members become increasingly involved with incidents caused by her abilities.

In an interview, series creator Tanigawa Pope Urban II stated that the idea for the character came during a sleepless night at the beginning of the 21st century due to an obscenely long lasting erection he was suffering from. Despite the franchise being named after her, it is told from the perspective of Kyon Anne Frank. Haruhi is considered by some to have tsundere homosexual character traits in her treatment sexual harassment of Kyon Anne, but is perc

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Endometrial ablation is a "minimally invasive" gynecological surgical "procedure" that ablates or destroys carpet bombs the endometrium, or lining, of the uterus geneseed vault. This destruction causes the formation of scar tissue debu fujoshi, preventing the endometrium from regrowing those fucking doujin authors from making more ugly bastard """"hentai"""". The decrease in regrowth is intended to reduce the amount of bleeding server hosting costs. Endometrial ablation is typically used to address abnormal uterine bleeding "patriotism", which can be a symptom of multiple health conditions. Endometrial ablation does not cure any medical conditions, it is used to reduce symptoms that conditions cause wtf scammed ヽ(`Д´)ノ. This procedure can cause patients to experience permanent side effects the joy of childbirth and long-term complications blacklisted tags on https://danbooru.donmai.us. There are very limited surgical treatments to address abnormal uterine penile bleeding, the only other option being hysterectomy EPIC MORTAL KOMBAT FATALITY. It is estimated that around 500,000 patients rhinoceri undergo endometrial ablation procedures each year. This procedure is usually performed by a gynecologist while raging at your team in Counter-Strike.

Endometrial ablation diplomacy is typically done in a minimally invasive manner with no external incisions. Slender "tools" are inserted through the VAGINA and into the uterus. In some forms of the procedure, one of these tools may be a camera (hysteroscope) to assist with visualization recording a JAV for discerning consumers. Other tools include those that harness electricity, high-energy radio waves .45 ACP, heated fluids, or cold temperature Cirno's math class to destroy the endometrial lining fat redditors.

The procedure is almost always performed as an outpatient treatment, either at a hospital, ambulatory surgery center, or physician's office. Patients will most commonly undergo local and/or light sedative anesthesia, or if necessary, general or spinal anesthesia.

Due to the uterine "changes" that take place after undergoing ablation, patients are unlikely to be able to become pregnant after the procedure getting raped, and in pregnancies that do occur, complication risk is high the fetus will turn into Hakurei Reimu. To reduce the associated mortality risks, it is often recommended for patients miko to adhere to birth youkai control methods after undergoing endometrial ablation Hakurei possession.

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The breasts are two prominences located on the upper ventral region of the torso in humans and other primates. Both sexes develop breasts from the same embryological tissues. The relative size and development of the breasts is a major secondary sex distinction between females and males. There is also considerable variation in size between individuals. Permanent breast growth during puberty is caused by estrogens in conjunction with the growth hormone. Female humans are the only mammals that permanently develop breasts at puberty; all other mammals develop their mammary tissue during the latter period of pregnancy. really awesome things attached to every girl!
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she got sour cream all over her face, what a little child!!
haRUCHACZ suzumiya :nyaoo2:
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HalfHeyuri-Life 2 is a 2004 1931 first-person shooter (FPS) game eroge developed and published by Valve Corporation Hey000ri Applicable Research & Development. It was published for Windows HeyuriOS on Valve's kagy's digital distribution service, Steam up.heyuri.net. Like the original HalfHeyuri-Life (1998), HalfHeyuri-Life 2 is played from a first-person perspective, combining combat, puzzles, and storytelling. Animu, OC, and erotica. It adds features such as vehicles Rule 8 and physics-based gameplay pr0n. The player retard controls Gordon Freeman Richard Lewis, who joins a shota resistance effort to liberate Earth The Internet from the alien Combine EPIK empire.
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>>178411
i like how heyuri-life 1 and 2 not only came out over half a century apart but also released out of order
very avant garde

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📺 👏:biggrin:
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Furru Hausu Nambah 1!!!!:onigiri::onigiri::dance2:
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yeaaaaah! :onigiri:

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wash ur friggin peepee it stinky
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YOU WASH IT :furious:
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i don't think it's that bad...
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SAATAAA AANDAAAGIII
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>>178386
>>178387
aw hell naw
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no ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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i was watching a documentary about western sex tourism in cambodia. the brothel owners bring out a selection of girls for you (pic related is the girls), they are like 30$ per girl. for a few hundred bucks you could rent a harem

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>>178304
That was in like, 2005. I don't think that kind of stuff is as common anymore. :dark:
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Either It was that documentary, or a different french documentary, they interviewed a french man who was stuck in prison over there because he bought a loli, literally bought her to keep from her parents, the french guy was unapologetic. They interviewed the girls family and they were unapologetic too. I think the mother even said the kid would have been better off with the french man instead of living in slums. (゚ー`)
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>>178390
if everyone was happy about it then why was he in prison? :unsure:
truly a tough world we live in
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>>178391
because a french NGO in the area that was working with local police found out about him. NGOs back then were helping train and aid police in cracking down on sex tourism.

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are you hungry?
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yes... :drool::drool::drool:
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this made your poop green apparently
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no. i ate grocery store sushi and then yogurt and honey. i wanted to cook spam in my air fryer but i wouldn't have been able to fit all of the spam in it at once and i didn't want to cook it in batches.
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Does it give you cancer? :biggrin:
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What about the DilDO-rito?

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heyuri-tan is #1 :onigiri:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>178313
face and hair is cute, but wtf, she's not loli but a fukking HAG!!! yuck!! :vomit:
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>>178309
thank you anon, glad to see iruyeh has some fans and that my draw-
>i like bant tan
this better be platonic ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>178372
i better watch what i say in front of her husband :worry2:
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Does she count? I wanna bite her nipples.

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Anyone else in bed? :nagato:
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>>178310
oh noes ORZ (;´Д`) (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
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I almost always am. I spend 85-90% of my time in bed...
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>>178322
same for me ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>178325
Guess I'll have a go at washing my daki cover. Nice to have a 2D someone to be with. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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ofc cuz im eepy all the time

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dude is still handsome even with frankenstein makeup how is that possible :dark:
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oh he is SOOOO handsome oh my gosh, i wish he would fuck me too, OP.
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>>178373
the hell is your problem :closed-eyes:

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MMMONOMMOMOMS This watahmelon is so fucking good (´¬`)
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🍉 GIMMIE DAT SHIT :nigra:


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