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I noticed that a lot of young people nowadays (including myself) find fat women attractive. I know that it's a biological thing, but I'm certain that statistically speaking the number of fat fetishists has increased. What is causing this phenomenon? Is it just a consequence of highly industrialized societies or perhaps something more?
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>>8491
>Research published in 2022 indicates that the closest and most likely source of the oolite used is on the other side of the Alps in northern Italy, near Lake Garda. A lesser possibility is that it came from a site in eastern Ukraine some 1,600 km (1,000 mi) away
not from germany
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>>8492
The endless shots of girls ero necks in anime, the nihonjin clearly love the neck and shoulders (^Д^)
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I mean if you look on social media the most popular women are the whores with boob and butt implants that somehow make you retards dicks hard....... I doubt by fat women you mean their chub instead of their big boobs and butts. Small regular boobs and regular butt is good too and way healthier.
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>>8497
>Small regular boobs and regular butt is good too and way healthier

Not necessarily;-- I mean, some of these girls with crazy proportions get as big as they do by working out a lot--to achieve small regular proportions you do...nothing.
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>>8504
What are you even trying to say I was saying that they're probably attracted to the big boob and big butt aspect of someone fat because of the constant highlighting social media does to that..
>some of these girls with crazy proportions get as big as they do by working out a lot
If you have regular sized boobs and butt you can't magically grow them to "crazy proportions" by working out maybe you can increase your glutes but that's it.. You have to be an outlier or do what most social media women do and get a degree in photoshop and surgery

Lounge@Heyuri
They never did anything to me. I want to stop hating them! (;´Д`)
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I wish I could love Chinese people but I can't. They all look like impoverished asians to me...
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It's all the "sh" sounds in their language! It just evokes the anger of being constantly shushed. I know it's not their fault but it doesn't make it less annoying...
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>>6729

Shut it, you!
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They make up half the population of universities and just go around speaking gibberish to each other never talking to us natives, they're just warm bodies that do nothing but take up space and get in the way (゚血゚#)
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just speak to them, lol

Lounge@Heyuri
Post here in the initial moments after a fap. Say what your thinking
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>>8407
Maybe so, but I've seen plenty of porn that play the churning thing as if it were a sound coming from the balls (i.e. "glooorp" or "groan" sounds). "Spluuurt" as an onomatopoeia for cum shooting out of a dick isn't that uncommon either. Matter of fact, it tends to be more common than the ball sounds. Sometimes they include both. Goes hand in hand, really.
Strangely common, yet so overlooked. You'd think it'd be a popular fetish by now.
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>>8409
It's a sekrit underground fetish that porn artists participate in, with regular sekrit meeting where they show eachother their newest art featuring their favorite cumming onomatopoeias
but you didn't hear that from me! (°x°)
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>>8367
This is why a good fap has begins with a reconnaisance phase, checking the whole doujin real quick! (σ・∀・)σ
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>>8436
My best faps are when I am day dreaming
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>>8437
They're always best when your mind is barely attached to your body and you feel like an ethereal being

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How much of a success was the bunkasai? Give me the data mods
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Here j00 go, although this doesn't include all the activity outside Off-Topic (such as in teh Heyuri Drama Club or teh Heyuri Fantastic Drawing Arena)

This link also contains a compilation of all teh OC:
https://www.heyuri.net/bunkasai/2023.html
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>>65381
I'd like to mention that at least 40 of these posts were from my mediocre minesweeper thread sweat3
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that doesn't change anything, we have "medicore" threads all days
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It taught me that middle click was a thing in minesweeper and then I was able to beat a few medium-sized fields, so I'd say it was a success biggrin

Lounge@Heyuri
i'd love to have a job and make money, but the idea of interviews make me so nervous that i have avoided work altogether. i know i come off as a low-functioning retard anyway (i do have autism but the way i talk and behave makes people thing i have -36 IQ purin) so i don't think anyone would hire me even if i had the exact skills they were looking for...

so, how can i make money without a job? or, are there any jobs that don't require interviews? i have no idea but i am desperate ranta
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Sell funny plants and mushrooms on the black market, people love these
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>>8316
>job interviews are like dating
yeah both are impossible for me.
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>>8319
well if you start with dating it gets way easier
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Hitman
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i dont have any personal experience with this, but i know some people in similar situations that have turned to freelance stuff on sites like upwork. you'll probably have to charge shit rates for whatever you do, like $1/hr of work or worse to be competitive, but afaik you don't get interviewed for it, people just come to you

Lounge@Heyuri
In may I fell in love with a girl that studied with me, I talked to her and I've been talking to her ever since. Those were the best days of my life, I've never felt so much happiness. I would always sit next to her during class intervals and talk about all sorts of stuff. I really did feel like a human being back then.
But then vacation came and she stopped talking to me completely and wouldn't answer my messages (I didn't send too many of them, just a few asking her if she wanted to play with me), so I waited for school to return. When august came I was euphoric to meet her again, but she didn't show up. After three days of her not going to school I went to talk with her mother who's a teacher there. She said she was moving to public school due to "stress".
I contacted her again and then she explained her situation. Basically she couldn't keep up with our class, I selfishly tried to convince her not to go but she left anyway. It kind of bothered me that if it wasn't me tirelessly trying to contact her she'd never say a word to me again, but I figured she just had low self-esteem (like me!). The next day I gave her a porcelain cat I had bought in the US (I gave it to her mom).
After that we would talk way less; I would show her some songs, she would comment on it briefly; I tried to play something with her but her computer was broken (remember the "CO-OP games to play with a friend" thread?). Although it was her for her to initiate conversation, she would answer to stuff I ask her and that made me happy... until she started ignoring me. The time-gap between my messages and her answers started to get really large, but it didn't bother me so much because I thought it was just her being shy (like me!).
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just adding on to teh masses op it's over move on and find new pusi
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It is not over OP. Never give UP!! keep sending her messages and look for in real life. When she will see your perseverance and resolve she will know how much you love her and she will love you back.
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>>8107
i dont want even pussy i just want a friend............. depression
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>8111
please dont get OP an arrest warrant
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bumping a LOLworthy thread

Lounge@Heyuri
I just got invited to my first one but I am reluctant to go.

Is it worth going to one? My first instinct is to not go and stay home drinking alone like my usual nights.
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>>8332
I expected to hate it more honestly, so I guess I enjoyed it?

I wasn't having a blast or anything, but I didn't want to leave the second I got there.

I also had that worry of acting stupid in front of other people, but considering how stupid I act already, I think the alcohol actually helps because it gets rid of my nervousness and stuttering and stuff.

If you ever get the chance try it I would say go for it, the only thing you lose is time if you end up hating it.
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>>8332
Oh yeah, there's always the "I have to go!" as soon as you get drunk and partying the rest of the night at home.
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I was at a Halloween party the other day but it was a school function so it was lame and there was no drinking. The music was noise. I don't know why normies gravitate to all the worst genres of music. no fucking rhythm.

I got to see girls in their halloween costumes though. There was this really hot one who was in this bodysuit with a cortex and a lace mask. I think she was trying to be Catwoman.
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>with a cortex
I meant corset. WTF is a cortex (;゚Д゚)
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>>8341
Its the piece of your brain that controls everything

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今日は全サイト中はお祭り気分 dance
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なんで?
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文化祭が行われたからだろう!
https://www.heyuri.net/bunkasai/2023.html
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>>1044
今気づいた
悔しい

日本語@へゆり
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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まあ、明らかにそうだ。
レッツホモ、「ホモゆりパラダイス」スタート!
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男の娘は男の娘同士で恋愛すべきだと思うの
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>No. 1040

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ZOMG EIGO

I always had a problem when searching Japanese text with Google-san - unless I included sum hiragana/katakana, kanji would always cause it to display Chinese results, even on google.co.jp dark

HOWEVAR I have found a solution: using https://www.google.co.jp/webhp?lr=lang_ja returns ONLY Japanese results - even if u search English terms! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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That's helpful, thx!

As for duckduckgo, I think setting browser language to Japanese helps. There is an option to choose country too, that's probably better for getting Japanese results

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Why was this post deleted?
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Complaining about the quality really should only be done on this board.
It's a little funny because I used to ban people over quotelinking OP back in 2022
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>>65352
It was a post pertaining to the OP's image in a thread on /b/. And it was more of an observation than complaining.
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That thread wasn't anything about Heyuri's "quality" (which I don't think is the best word to refer to WIN-rate of posts), and u brought it up for the first time there.

Staff-san may have deleted it simply for breaking R8.e, but that wasn't the main issue of that post

In any case, pls keep your observations about Heyuri to this board in the future

Lounge@Heyuri
I want to educate my friends specially about internet and technological stuff, so that they won't fall for any psychological tricks. Like stop using twitter, tik tok and so forth.
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Satan just wants to be understood!

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Ψ( ´・ω・`)ζ
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>>6683
Satan ripped me off. He promised me everlasting life if I sold my soul but the doctor just informed me I have terminal AIDS.
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>>6666
Watch out for 666!!!

And their Computer Chip
That is designed to strip
You of your self-control
Don't sell your sooooooooooooooooooooooooooul!
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>>6667
someone brought me here, i would not have found heyuri on my own, i found a few other imageboards but they were slow and boring, nothing like the culture of this website
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Bully them in their childhood

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can you change the favicon for the wiki and cgi-bin
it gets confusing flipping thu tabs.

maybe a box around teh wiki and just a different color for cgi-bin (as it is a sister site)
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up to u. i always thought orange would be better like a sunset color
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oh wow you can change the style and there is some cool ones
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>oh wow you can change the style and there is some cool ones
I put a lot of work into it, especially teh big SVG star in teh background that changes colors with the style biggrin

Next-level hax would be 2 switch to a different colored favicon depending on the chosen style, but that's probably a bit too much work to be worth it rite now sweat2
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>Speaking of favicons, didn't Strange World used to have one?
I can see it, it's in the page source too unsure
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>I can see it, it's in the page source too
I did a hard-refresh and it appeared - weird, for me it'd been gone for weeks/months until now unsure

Lounge@Heyuri
porn is disgusting
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from barcelona, spain
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I say this every time I cum
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its no nut november so im guessing you lost saitama2

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Lounge@Heyuri
Let's talk about the most uncomfortable, unnerving, disgusting and distressful movies we've seen.

I just watched A Clockwork Orange. I think most people are unsettled by the violence, rape, nudity and all the graphic stuff, but what distressed me was the anarchic (which later became authoritarian) and dystopic reality they lived in, the effects the Ludovico Technique had on Alex's mind and the episodes of sickness he had to suffer through after the brainwashing, as well as the implication of such technique being advertised by the gov't as a cure for evilness and not one person except the priest going against it. The ending also implies that the gov't will continue using it and plans to use it on the entire population. The movie also made me sympathetic for Alex, so all the beatdowns he got later in the movie and knowing his mind is completely fucked just made me feel really bad for him.

Threads is the creepiest I have ever seen. It's the perfect showcase of a post-nuclear-war world and all the horrors it has for the unlucky survivors. I don't want to speak about this one, just go watch it. It's nothing short of amazing. I watched it when the war in Ukraine first broke out, so my fear for nuclear war was at an all time peak and all I could think of for a few days.
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Begotten is very uncomfortable to watch
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>>8146
Awww... did it make you crie? I was kinda sad the guy didn't get laid ;__;
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I remember watching one of the Hannibal movies as a kid with my grandmother. It was the one where some guy was tied on a dolly in front of a window and then Hannibal cut his belly open. My memory of the scene is that the guy got his guts open and then Hannibal just dumped his guts on the streets and left the body up on the balcony.
>>8208
Oh yeah, Begotten. That first scene is seared into my memory. The rest is kind of boring.
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Paradise Now is really disturbing but not in a horror movie way
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>>8242
That's fine too. Horrors are boring anyway

Lounge@Heyuri
What should I prepare for? (・∀・)
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Besides gayness, it's like any other branch of the military in that in between your duties there's going to be a whole lot of NOTHING for you to do. Sailing the seven seas is BORING when you're not being strafed or shot at.
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>>8185
cant i just play games or take naps?
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you should be glad your in the navy where al qaeda cannot hit you. but you must train yourself to vomit and throw up because you will be doing a lot of that in the navy. also the captain and the master chiefs will expect you to clean up your own puke. so do it at least once a day and do it all over a floor or hard surface and then clean it up with a mop and bucket. dont do this on carpeted surface or rugs because you'll spend your whole life cleaning. at first doing it will be really horrible but after a while you will throw up with ease and you'll get used to it.
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nump
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OP's destiny is to be annihilated by our Chinese dongfeng missile iyahoo

Lounge@Heyuri
4chan's 20th birthday is right around the corner and yet i am 90% confident that absolutely nothing special will happen, even though it's a pretty important milestone.
There's been an image spreading around telling people to not post on that day to check how many bots are active but it's not hard to guess why that wouldn't work.
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damn, 4chan turns 20 and /b/ is just full of 3DPD sluts and teens complaining like always. I wonder if the dicks who post in those threads even know anything about 4chan history or the site is just where they go to post porn and complain about life...

How the mighty have fallen...
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it was sad seeing some of the oldfags show up in /b/ only to find it filled porn threads and complain about how fucked its become. /s4s/ is basically the new /b/ and they had a better birthday thread. also fuck moot for not showing up. but then again the site is so fucked hes probably disowned it.
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I saw [s4s]'s anniversary pic, it was really cool. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Sucks that the rest of the celebration wasn't as much of a celebration at all.
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>>7410
[s4s] is just kind of whatever, too many blogposts accompanied with suicidalanimegirl.jpg but one of the very few modern 4chan boards with any sense of culture
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>>7417
/bant/ was like /s4s/ but the mods shit it up by dumping pol threads into it, and never moderating the board, there was a whole week where every thread on the board was desu spam, and the next week the catalog was full of horse cock

i miss /bant/, heyuri is the closest thing to 2017-2020 /bant/ and it's moderately active

Lounge@Heyuri
(㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)
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Can adults go it? (;゚∀゚)
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I'm a hikineet. I'm terrified of strangers and little shotas knocking on my door shii
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>>8232
wutabout little loli knocking at your door? shii
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>>8233
What if it's a trap? monapc
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Now that's a treat! iyahoo

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