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2D Ero@Heyuri
Warm and salty thread tongue

Anything with tags such as peeing, urination, omorashi, 放尿, 飲尿, 聖水, etc. is highly welcomed here!
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>>Did it belong to a girl?
>i wish
ORZ
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>>1881
> Some time ago I read an ero doujinshi
Can you recall the title? I haven't read such a doujinshi, but I'd be happy to!

> it's not exciting drinking my male piss ;_;
It is a very subjective thing. I prefer to pee on my face, in the position showed on this beautiful art by the artist Moz Choi. I enjoy the process of being peed on, and not necessary the taste per se. I also prefer it to be quite clean, almost like water. That being said, swallowing some pee directly from the source is a ton of fun! biggrin I'm looking forward to try it with a girl, but I'm not so sure I'd be willing to drink her pee it in other situation and environment. Some like it hot, I guess tongue
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
The most wholesome show ever with showa era nostalgia and cute characters.
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>>1519
ive only played the song in pop n music 14 before discovering the show
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as an avid watcher of kodomo anime I probably should look into actually watching some of Maruko-chan

it feels bad that I only know of the series because of r18 stuff on pixiv lol (*´ω`*;)
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2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
While cleaning around, I found an old tomb raider pamphlet with a Lara Croft butt that I used to fap to biggrin
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>>115393
>whats was your guys' first faps pre-internet?
archie comics lol
specifically, betty and veronica's swimsuit comics
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>>115393

I had access to the Internet on the family computer when I was 4. I fapped to porn without even comprehending what I was looking at, or that what I was doing was fapping. I thought my PENIS was defective because mine had foreskin and all of the porn I saw on teh Intarnets was American, so none of teh guys had foreskin. I'm 28 now...
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>>115401
4? damn, that's a bit much
I had internet since I can remember, but my memory sux so I probably should be able to remember a time before internet, or at least before I had internet.
wasn't till I hit puberty that I started jacking it, although once I started, that was it, I was JACKING ヽ(´∇`)ノ

saw a couple ero things before that but not much and I didn't touch myself to it
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>>115421

My childhood home had one of the first broadband Internet connections installed in my country, actually! Unfortunately, once my parents realised they were raising an annoying little autist and that they didn't really feel like it, they simply sat me down in front of the Wild West that was the 2000s Internet and let that raise me instead. And I turned out fine (⌒∇⌒ゞ)

Cum to think of it, the first time I fapped properly, I was like 6, and I thought I had invented it. As in, I thought nobody else in the world had caught on to the fact that stroking your PENIS feels good. I think it was to one of those Meet 'N' Fuck games on Newgrounds.
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>>115421
NTA but I was already getting hardons and edging when I was 5. I guess some of us horny bastards start early.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Take a close look between this dogs legs.
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>>115079
>there's this weird artifact.
The artifact appears to be spreading... glare
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the nose knows

Off-Topic@Heyuri
While you were out enriching your life with new thoughts and experiences on the internet, I beat Parappa the Rapper
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>>115427
it would be funny if this was true
nigger
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Since the thread was bumped, might as well update that while you guys were talking about jerking off and onaholes I beat Parappa the Rapper 2, and a report on
>Maybe my grievances with its gameplay were fixed in 2?
It did that and more ヽ(´∇`)ノ

The gameplay was much tighter, characters even more larger than life, the visuals and music got an upgrade and above all made me realize what actually makes the series special more than all of that; it's a rhythm game that lets you make your own rhythms.
I didn't really catch onto it in 1, but to get more points you had to do more than just copy whatever your instructor was doing, but do a freestyle that matches the flow of them. 2 makes this much more clear, after stage 1 every song tells you "do your own thang, mon!" With some really competent beats to back it up, knowing this makes it so much more goddamn fun. I'm going through 1 again to get COOL mode on the stages (´ー`)

Why don't other rhythm games do that.. (;´Д`)
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>>115429
>Why don't other rhythm games do that.. (;´Д`)
that does remind me of how Beatmania used to have FREE SCRATCH zones in songs where you could mess around
they got rid of that terribly quickly since the optimal thing was to just scratch exactly once so you got the points from it, but I liked the idea

at some point early on, the series stopped punishing you for hitting notes not on teh chart, letting you freestyle a bit
beatmania is keysounded, so every notepress plays a sample in the song (pop'n is mechanically identical to beatmania and lets you do the same thing)
it is very fun trying to add my own stuff to songs when I play, even if I do still need to dodge the "duplicate note POOR" system that's supposed to prevent mashing but gets in the way of being cool

it is neat how parappa has it as a deep-rooted game design mechanic rather than something that the game begrudgingly lets you do like beatmania and pop'n
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>>115430
oops, didn't want to sage
cry
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>>115427
it should be.

Your fortune: You just lost the game

Lounge@Heyuri
OH YEEAAAHHH BROTHER
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money doesn't buy happiness
but it absolutely buys opportunity, including the opportunity to be happy
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MY CLASSES NEED TO STOP WITH THE HOMEWORK I HAVE 10 ASSIGNMENTS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK
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MY CLASSES NEED TO STOP WITH THE HOMEWORK I HAVE 10 ASSIGNMENTS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK
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MY CLASSES NEED TO STOP WITH THE HOMEWORK I HAVE 10 ASSIGNMENTS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

Off-Topic@Heyuri
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
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karaoke tiem?

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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yuri is hot ( ´ω`)
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tiem for molestation (・∀・)

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
two Nyu's! Sawashiro Miyuki-san is a really good voice actress biggrin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B53UEX8uGII
She is also Shinku and teh MC of Kure-nai biggrin
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>>1789
>She is also Shinku and teh MC of Kure-nai
Suruga from monogatarai as well glare usually i dont pay attention to voices of characters so i only looked into it last stream when some one pointed it out onigiri

2D Ero@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
AH!
M-my pinky... it's disappeared!
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She can also make your PENIS disappear!

Don't ask how she does it, it's a secret!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
When everbody is trying to get in on an imaginary joke, none of them are even smiling.
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i'm smiling!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Thread dedicated to famous people (real and fictional) who own nekos
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>>115355
What about this one? To me they all look fake, but I'm sure there has to be a photo of him with a cat, if he really was, as much of cat lover, as he is made out to be. Albeit, I think the cat has realistic proportions on the first picture. I used to know a cat who was this size, a well grown and well nourished tomcat they said.
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>>115134
God said to preach the word to all creatures!!
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mofumofu
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Philip K. Dick
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>>115357
anon-san...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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someone feed them!
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bon appetite!!!!!!1
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>>115387
dinner is served drool
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>>115388
it's the little things like that that make our country so great

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OMAAANKO OMAAANKO!
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manco mona2
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kusosure wa yamete kudasai

Site Discussion@Heyuri
since when do lounge threads get marked for deletion? that's a terrible retarded idea
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Temporary measure against spammers messing up the bump order

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
i'm thinking of something AWSOME
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me?
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>>115314
dude he said something awesome not somethings super fucking amazingbsweat3
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BEAVIS

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Girls have it lucky. If I was in possession of a VAGINA, I'd end up spending my days having multiple orgasms while inserting freaky things in it biggrin
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holy shitto that's a lot of vibrators glare
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You can start doing drugs for a similar sensation of constant pleasure smile

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