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oshiri!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I must be some kind of standard, the anonymous gangbanger of the 21st century.
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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take this! blush
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>>1145
and this proves your point how exactly?
PENALTY!
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Damn! she showed the same star but in a different angle this completely destroyed my case!
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>>1146
>PENALTY!
(;゚Д゚)
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>PEN
PENIS

2D Ero@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I need some linux gurls for something plz send!!!
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shut up, I think she is cute
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oh you need a linux girl? you should do what linux encourages everyone to do: "do it yourself" (and make it open source)
what? you want to wait for a corporation to make a closed source linux girl for you?!
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#U WIN
GirlMaker --disable-warnings -a 13 -f 15 17 --eye -L -R 90 90 #e3e43b 50 --nose 0 --mouth 2 -b 30 120 10 --bb 3 4 87 6 -o Satsuki-chan.grl
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GirlMaker_2024_07_12

changelog:
-now fully integrated into the linux kernel
-can now add PENISes (default disabled)
-removed limits on breast size, use at your own risk!
-added experimental option to create boys, currently using the girl class methods so expect oddities
-removed ability for girls with age <18 to perform sexual acts
-fixed bug that allowed to create girls at the sperm stage (commit: 15a25b)
-fixed performance issues on macOS (commit: 42f110)
-fixed age being overridden to -2147483648 under specific circumstances (commit: 113a22)
-fixed girls refusing sex under specific circumstances (commit: 69420)
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>>111022
I was thinking of doing a program exactly like this! guess it's time I start programming

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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My friend is going to nippon, what should I ask him to buy me? He said I can ask for anything as long as I provide with additional money if the object in question is more expansive than what he's willing to gift me.
I thinking about an old digicam and a figurine.
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Bible in Japanese
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Try see if he can get old animation cels. That's something I'd get. lol
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ask him to buy a onahole and LOLI magz, cuz that's what i bought! cool
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a premium dakimakura smile
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Fried Pizza.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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im being lazy
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im being a negro
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i want to kill her
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Wouldn't Shiori be sad without her sister?
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im being horny all the time (´~`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
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They had about 43 million videos and the average filesize is probably around 25-50 MB per video which is only 1 or 2 PB total. Surely they have that backed up somewhere right?
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>>110819
Fuck help us...
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I would have backed up videos from NicoNico if the site didn't suck to use glare2
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Konychiwar!!!
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>>110841
Holy shit will niconico be able to come back? huh
I have been beginning to archive early internet things but did not have much chance to before recently

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Step 1. Go to 2chan.net
Step 2. Find a picture you like
Step 3. Post it here
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it's josou-kun's fault...
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good thing my parents gave up on me finding a 結婚相手 biggrin
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happy summer!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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loli baek pizza smile
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>>110944
>fried pizza
i didn't expect that to be true... but turns out it is
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loli baek sausage
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ichigo mashimaro has very quickly become the unofficial heyuri anime (;´Д`)
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>>110945
please no, i was just joking
>>110946
that's kinda funny
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>>110947
Maybe the perfect storm of gen Z Azumanga kiddos discovering IM, plus the new Minami-ke anime announced a few days ago hopefully being successful, and the success of Wataten will have japanese businessmen throwing suitcases full of money to fund a new season of IM. Even if they have to tie Barasui to a chair and force him to write enough new material for it.

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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How come my post in this thread, (the one about fried pizza) keeps disappearing? I can't think of any rule I'm breaking. Is it because the image was posted recently? I cropped it slightly so it would be different--and anyway, you usually get a warning for that before you post.
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>Is it because the image was posted recently?
the post with the fried pizza image (which for the record was my post) was made very recently, so then seeing that same phrase + image feels forced.
>I cropped it slightly so it would be different
you can't upload teh same image if it's already up on that board for a reason, aside from preventing duplication it keeps the content fresh. Trying to get around it by very slightly cropping the image is lame (;´Д`)


and making the same post right after it gets deleted isn't a good idea, BTW.
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I didn't see it, but it doesn't sound grounds for a ban/mute...

Different users reposting an image and phrase previously seen on teh board in different contexts is how something turns into an meme (a "forced meme" is when it's just 1 user or an off-site group pushing it), and u could be killing it prematurely by acting liek every post here needs to be 100% unique/oc-donut-steel sweat2
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>so then seeing that same phrase + image feels forced.

I guess I see where your coming from, but on the other hand, don't jokes sometimes improve from being repeated in different contexts? That's the rationale behind any running gag. The same joke repeated in different contexts. Each new context adds something to the joke, and sometimes it can build to absurd hilarity. Someone could have easily replied to my post in a way that ingeniously built on it.
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>>67111
Ha, this is what I was trying to explain. You beat me to it.xd
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>>67111
>u could be killing it prematurely by acting liek every post here needs to be 100% unique/oc-donut-steel
gomen for being too strict if that's teh case. foruda Anyway i see wat you mean, sorry for the trouble OP (^Д^)

日本語@へゆり
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一台欲しいな
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黄ばんでいる...俺のPS1でさえ、今はこんな感じだ
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軍隊が古いゲーム機等から半導体を取り出して兵器に転用してるらしいね。
円安で日本に買いにきてる訪日客も多いせいかレトロゲーも微妙に値上がりしてる気がする。
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>円安で日本に買いにきてる訪日客も多いせいかレトロゲーも微妙に値上がりしてる気がする。
もともと全世界のため作られたんじゃないから残念な
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ゲーム機はおしっこそう。。。
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秋葉原の「レトロゲームショップ フレンズ」は8月末完全閉店予定だそうです
まだ一回も行ったことない…

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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manko (´¬`)
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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♫ I got my mind seeeeeet ooooooon youuuuuu! ♫
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🎶 dance2
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We welcome you, to crackerbox palace.
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>>110815
It's hard to believe there's only ~10 years of difference between these videos. Harrison looks like he aged 20-30 years in that time. Maybe it was the beard that made him look way older than he actually was (he was in his 40s in the "Got My Mind" video)

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pedos of heyuri have you ever told any family member or friends about your attraction? how did they take it? did your relationship with them change?
this question is also for those who are only attracted to fictional characters
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most of my friends know I like loli
none of my family does though
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i have been kicked out of multiple communities within the past few years for liking kids cry
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>>110555
what's this have to do with anime?
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>>110821
the only anime I watch is loli anime so if my family caught me watching anime it would be that
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my best friend knows that I am a lolicon. I've shown him a few works, but he wasn't really enthusiastic.
he likes mature women, however, so he's appreciated some straight shota doujins I recommended him. almost a year ago we had a touhou shota doujin thread here and he enjoyed himself ヽ(´ー`)ノ
I think if I told some of my other friends, they would disown me.

2D Ero@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I wonder how do they shoot these outdoor nudity picz. Is it legal?
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maybe it's an inside job ph34r
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(゚ー゚)
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>>110652
You can't do an inside job when you're outside!
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>>110678
teh whole street is bought, and anyone in teh background is a paid actor glare
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>>110645
How a human can have such a perfect body? drool

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Any chance of there being a way to not have the email field be remembered?

I've been hit with this a few times, getting an option applied to a post because I didn't notice the email field had sage instead of noko in it or whatever, and I've seen a few others be hit with it too.
in general, you only really want to sage/fortune/flag/nokoflag a specific post, and it's very easy to forget that it got saved; I pretty much only want noko on 99% of my posts

always noko is checked, but it doesn't do this
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Why don't we just delete the option to post on Heyuri altogether at this point dark
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just make another field called special, you can put noko, sage, fortune, roll, etc in it

this way special gets auto filled and email wont be auto filled anymore
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>>67100
Bad idea. JS wizardry to make the field not remember "sage"/"fortune"/"flag"(/"noko" if auto noko isn't checked) etc shouldn't be that hard

2D Ero@Heyuri
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here's one i picked out
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3621.swf
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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teh only grievance is that blood tastes gross!
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