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Lounge@Heyuri
I've been wondering if my Raccoon i created with SJIS should be mascot of Heyuri's Lounge.

So should it?

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NO
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N to the fucking O! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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no one likes you dude ( ´ω`)

Lounge@Heyuri
Yes, you just need a mirror for this and some patience, the anus is a
place of great mystery and to examine the anus is a great adventureヽ(´∇`)ノ
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i have piles (´ー`)
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>>1897
Gimme some ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Lounge@Heyuri
Everything will be fine!
Watch me moon that werewolf!
WHAT guard?
You and what army?
Make Me!
I'll wait until I can see its eyes...
You saw a WHAT around the corner?
C'MON GUYS! LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!
It doesn't hurt, really!
Don't worry - it doesn't bite...
Don't worry, I can handle it.
Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat
Then we just clip this little wire here...
Forget picking the lock-Just kick the door down!
Glad that's over. I'm taking off my armor.
Go ahead--I dare you!
Have I ever let you down before?
What pit?
It's perfectly safe. Let me show you...
I bet it's an illusion.
I disarmed the trap.
I'm not lost!
I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!
I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing?
This should be easy...
You don't look so tough
Nothing can penetrate this armor!
What's that beeping and where's the smoke coming from?
I thought YOU silenced the guard!
I think it's dead
I'm not afraid...
It's not poisonous...
What's the worse that the town can do? Lynch us?
Let's not worry about that now...
I read a book on magic -- what could go wrong?
What's that green stuff drippin' from the...
This is the stupidest thing I have ever done...
Mongols? I don' see no Mo-
Naw - it's just sleeping...
No one ever died from it...
Don't worry, I've taken this drug a thousand times...
Trust me! I'm an expert!
That could never happen here...
We're not too high up...
Oh, don't be so paranoid...
Stand back you wimps - *I'LL* kill it!
Try it, you'll like it.
It's only a scratch...
This looks like a safe place to camp.
Don't worry, it's only a five minute job!
Boy, what beautiful thunder clouds
Trust me, you don't need this file.
This Babe Ruth card won't be worth anything!
It's fine! My Pentium did the calculations.
Hey, Dragon, got a light?
Watch me slay that sleeping dragon...
I NEVER need to use a condom.
Well, I think that's the last of them...
HA! I always knew you didn't have the guts!
You turned the power off, right?
I drank what?
Hey! What can possibly go wrong?
Don't unplug it, it'll just take a moment to fix.
Don't Push that but...
Backups? My Hard drive won't crash!
How do we know you're the REAL Angel of Death?
Where'd that arrow come from?

Lounge@Heyuri
If humans don't colonize outer space, the human civilization is surely doomed because the Sun will eventually go supernova.(;´Д`)
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Don't worry - there's a chance that we're doomed even if we do manage to colonize outer space! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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By the time the Sun goes Supernova, human culture will have completely changed thousands of times. So we won't perceive this event the same way we do now.

That is, if humanity still exists when the sun goes supernova.

Lounge@Heyuri
just curious, how many CAPTCHA's are solved every day in 2022, i remember hearing that in 2010 it was 150,000,000 but that figure is pretty outdated
i just solved one when posting this right now so be sure to add 1 to that number
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1 zebrillion

Lounge@Heyuri
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stop advertising.
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>>1872
Oh. sorry.

Lounge@Heyuri
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who cares
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dude noone cares about you, your mother is an dirty slut ( ´ω`)

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Did Kaguya just do this manually? I was able to archive just fine yesterday.huh
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It's been a while.... is it impossible to restore at this point?
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>>61739
I doubt they outright deleted it, just made it unavailable
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>>61558
the only time i was ever reported on twitter was when i called out grinder greg johnson for being a homo loool
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z0ne (hentai flash guy) has wayback machine disabled for his site zone-archive
i think it was to protect private information
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>>61743
zone is a real 3d girl allegedly

Lounge@Heyuri
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Sorry for the double post ( ’~’)

Lounge@Heyuri
Might be the most embarrassing thing im going to post here. I made a site called Will It Masturbate? (https://willitmasturbate.neocities.org/) and going to ask you guys: what lube do you have horrible/awesome experiences with? I am way too scared to try the other shits myself so please drop out your memories here for me to put as information on the site ( ´ω`)
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I love my big uncut cock. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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could you imagine sucking a cock and it tastes like maple syrpu
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>>1668
I'm Canadian, this is normal.
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>>1615
peanut oil: pretty nice lube feels great but a bit weird, takes very long to clean up
b/b+ pretty good but feels weird and is hard to clean up, use when alone and have lots of free time
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>>1615
peanut oil: pretty nice lube feels great but a bit weird, takes very long to clean up
b/b+ pretty good but feels weird and is hard to clean up, use when alone and have lots of free time

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what is the current ppd on /b/?
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Between the newest and oldest posts currently on /b/ (~16 days):
2022/09/02(Fri)00:17 No.22968 to 2022/08/16(Tue)13:47 No.22239
1.85 PPH, 44.35 PPD

Between the newest post and the post closest to 24 hrs prior (~1 day):
2022/09/02(Fri)00:17 No.22968 to 2022/08/31(Wed)23:46 No.22922
1.88 PPH, 45.03 PPD

Lounge@Heyuri
who did they go?
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this guy quintuple posted, so it had to be deleted
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this guy quintuple posted, so it had to be deleted
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some people seriously need to lern2post properly...

DON'T PRESS THE "POST" BUTTAN MULTIPLE TIMES ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>1827
that being said, i didnt notice i just double posted (´ー`)
sometimes it just happens man
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>>1827
that being said, i didnt notice i just double posted (´ー`)
sometimes it just happens man

Lounge@Heyuri
I am looking to make some quick money. I know a few people who would buy shrooms off of me if I grew them. The thing is, if they get a bad high and kill some random person I don't want to be connected to that. What are the chances of something like that happening?
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For context: I live in America in a state where they are decriminalized but still illegal
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I calculated it, it's a 12.3428% chance

Lounge@Heyuri
What do you think of my Raccon AA character?
https://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1661654270/l50
You can also reply in my thread i made! (・∀・)
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REPLYIN IN THE THREAD OP MADE
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im using this thread to test if my reply works fug u
test

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Strange World@Heyuri... (;´Д`)
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ill fix it
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Moar like kuyashii.net, amirite?
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>>61083
ZAWA ZAWA (;´Д`)
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fix
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>>61082
Thx, u fix it! biggrin

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I have a genius idea which cannot possibly fail. We post a picture of heyuri tan on 4chan and simply write the name heyuri in the filename as a sort of cross promotion that avoid's the banhammerz. Absolutely nothing could go wrong!!!
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getting memories of when heyuri tan was spammed on bant lol
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>>60903
why /bant/ out of all places.
it freaking sucks. I mean all 4chinko boards do but bant even moreso.

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I'm making this thread for those of us who couldn't make it to the townhall but still want to discuss matters. Also becuz BBS > chat biggrin

According to teh logs (which you can find in full here: https://www.heyuri.net/_/townhall_6.txt ), the points of discussion were as follows:

1. Kokonotsuba bugs aren't high priority right now because Heyuri is being ported(?) to TinyIB
Townhall response: nobody commented on it but everyone clapped for Barry upon kuz's request

2. Thx 2 POTI-board's main developer for coming to Heyuri to help us and also listening to suggestions for the English translation

3. HeyuriRemix gets pretty much no traffic, what should be done with it?
Townhall response: nobody outside of the staff had even heard of it

4. 2ちゃん (AKA 2ch.cx) has a bug that allows for easy DoS attacks, but Nakura (the owner) has been MIA since November 29th - Barry is investigating the bug and it might be back online in a week, 2 weeks, or maybe tomorrow (the bug is very perplexing)
Townhall response: "yay"

5. Monthly anime = FAIL, maybe anime movie/OVA nights on a Heyuri cytube will work better
Townhall response: they agreed

6. Should kuz's wife be invited to the 6th Annual International Convention of Heyurizens?
Townhall response: opinions are mixed, but mostly yes

7. (skipped)

8.5. Heyuri imageboards used to have INFINITE PAGES™, but is it worth sticking to only having 5 pages if it makes them faster?
Townhall response: "yep"

8.5.ii. Bump limit for threads was recently increased from 3 days to 7, should it be increased/decreased or stay at 7?
Townhall response: townhall liek 7

9. ASCII D1CKZ (skipped)
Townhall response: no comment

10. Tell a Hitler joke
Barry: why wasn't hitler allowed to compete in the olympics?
Barry: he couldn't even finish one race
Townhall response: they LOL'd

11. (404)

12. Nonickname has been lurking #heyuri for years but has never spoken, what's up with that?
Townhall response: opinions range from "he's shy" to "he's an omnipresent being"

13. Heyuri has a bad reputation outside of Heyuri for various reasons. The Heyuri pro-war movement says that we must retaliate and destroy the enemy, while the Heyuri anti-war movement says that this will only create moar drama and we should maek friends instead - what do the masses think of this dilemma? Which will be more effective in improving Heyuri's reputation: war or peace? destruction or construction? haet or loev?
kuz: declares himself pro-war
kaguya: declares himself anti-war
Townhall response: mostly indifferent

13.ii. kuz suggests that most detractors aren't anti-Heyuri, but are instead anti-kuz - a proposed solution to end the war dilemma is kuz stepping down and giving kaguya the Heyuri crown. Do you think this sacrifice would save heyuri? or is it useless?
kuz: goes AFK to maek tea
kaguya: suggests some sites he would like to try befriending and cooperating with
kuz: returns and lays out some of the current problems with promoting Heyuri and says he thinks stepping down is a good idea
Townhall response: some deliberation but doesn't arrive at a concrete conclusion

14. Why don't you visit kolyma IRC?
Townhall response: answers range from "ayashii" to "i'm not talkative"

15. kuz suggests a conclusion on the War VS Peace question: people don't care and just want to post, but we should still befriend neutral sites and cease activities which provoke conflict or turn us into warmongers
Townhall response: "sure"
kaguya: wants to also make peace with hostile sites and clear Heyuri's name

16. What if there was a userboard on 2ちゃん where people could upload banners, like the /banner/ board we used to have?
Townhall response: "ye"
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I started typing up my thoughts as soon as I made this thread, but it quickly became very long and then I became very tired, and since then I've either been too busy or feeling too exhausted to focus on it sweat2

Instead of continuing with that essay, I'll summarize the main points of what I wanted to say, and not repeat anything already said by others in the townhall itself:

- My thoughts on rewriting/porting the software are best expressed by this article from the year 2000 on "things you should never do" in software development:
https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2000/04/06/things-you-should-never-do-part-i/ (TL;DR - DON'T THROW OUT OLD CODE AND START ANEW!!!)

There's no reason to believe that a new script will be any better than what have now (or what we had before, or what we had before that...), but there are plenty of reasons to believe that our current software will be neglected until the new one goes live (which could be months away), that the replacement will be buggy for a long time, that it will be missing key features for a long time (possibly indefinitely like /all/), and that it will take up lots of time and energy from both staff-san and the users for no good reason, burning everyone out and stifling activity. After "TEH CRASH", Strawberry Heaven, the kuz reboot, and the slow and painful switch to kokonotsuba, I DO NOT want to have go through all that rigmarole again - especially not to just get back to where we already are now sweat3

- I think HeyuriRemix should at least be promoted and put in the board links before we decide if we want to get rid of it or not - I don't think anyone outside of Strange World was even told about it or shown a link to it until the townhall!

- I largely agree with what kaguya said regarding teh wars and how Heyuri should strive to be neutral/friendly to other sites/admins again, instead of being aggressive-by-default and occasionally picking fights with other sites/admins (which is extremely dumb and paints a HUEG target on our very small back)

- At this point in time, I think giving kaguya the reigns (or anyone else if they have what it takes), even if temporarily, could be a much-needed breath of fresh air - not just for Heyuri, but also for kuz and whatever other projects he has going on. I'd love to see a more active and engaged staff-san on Heyuri like we used to have in the lolico+kuz days, and like what we briefly saw while kuz was on vacation and kaguya was placed in charge. Regular updates and fun/cool things being added, frequent news posts (on Heyuri itself and not some other site), responsive staff-san on /q/, random fun events like CSS hax, and just a general enthusiasm for Heyuri. All those things really made this place feel ALIVE and worth hanging around back in summer 2020, but have scarcely been seen since

- This wasn't brought up, but if the file uploader script that Saint Nakuras was using is too hard to patch, as a last resort we could always switch to something else. While the current version doesn't quite fit Heyuri's aesthetic by default, KENT-WEB's file uploader script seemed to work pretty well in my initial testing, and it was last updated in December 2019. There's totally more uploader scripts out there, but most that I've encountered haven't been updated since teh early/mid 2000s
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BTW, the bump limit on /q/ still seems to be 3 days
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funny get
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Speaking of townhall I uploaded a whole video of town hall #7 back in june but I totally forgot about it!!

https://youtu.be/CccrkkEhKE0

I would have put it on vidlii but it is too long
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>61676
Oh god sweat

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here is the high res smile
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>>61517
There's just something about old school anime prawn that feels really appealing. When it's not terribly drawn, I mean. I guess something about how there was really little in the way of an online digital art 'scene' back in those days, and the technique in those days was a lot less refined and more experimental.

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1. What are "retail flash files" mentioned in the rules?
2. Also in the rules, regarding /q/: "Do not post non meta topics outside of here!". Did you mean "Do not post non meta topics inside of here!"?
3. Is this pic against rule 8?
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I would say it's more of "how" you use than "what" you use.
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>1. What are "retail flash files" mentioned in the rules?
Probably refers to non-freeware flash files - back in the day there were flash-based games that cost real moneez (liek Samorost 2)

>2. Also in the rules, regarding /q/: "Do not post non meta topics outside of here!". Did you mean "Do not post non meta topics inside of here!"?
I think it's supposed to read "Do not post meta topics outside of here!", but in practice the only time it's enforced is whenever a dramaqueen shows up

>3. Is this pic against rule 8?
Just use the original, or alternatively this edit:
https://img.heyuri.net/a/koko.php?res=3501&pagenum=all#p3530
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>3. Is this pic against rule 8?
<I think rule 8 is more about how you use it unless it's a shitty nu-meme (which this might count as), but I don't see anything wrong with using it so long as the spirit of Heyuri is maintained. If you want to be sure, maybe ask one of the mods on IRC or see if you get banned for using them. There isn't much reason to use it anyway unless it's relevant, just use >>60743
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>>60743
No! Dont use that edit! Make your own heyuri-tan edit and then use that one!
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Thank you all for answering my questions

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HEYURI IS AWESOME. THAT IS A FACT! But what if there were holiday events that happened on the site?
Example: For Easter, you could have Easter eggs be randomly scattered around the website. You can click on them to collect them!! Collect them all for a FREE PRIZE!!! (like ascii art of heyuri-tan in a bunny outfit)

Post your ideas here too if you want!!!! There might not be an active developer on Heyuri, but I like daydreaming!!!!!
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WTF WIZARD
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>>61697
I think it's pretty impressive that you managed to pick the one actual holiday event we've done (that was more than just a CSS hax), and described it pretty close to how we did it xd

https://archive.ph/ZIS5v
https://archive.ph/Gt0xW

Maybe you're teh chosen one? Tell us what future events lie in store for Heyuri! astonish
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this thread made me laugh
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>>61699
I am sadly not the wizard you imagined, but I will not be refrained from shouting ideas!

- April Fools or Website Anniversary: A cardboard cutout of Heyuri-tan has taken over /b/! /b/ has been put on lockdown, and a new board is made as an underground base of operations to take back the board! Perhaps the real Heyuri-tan will show herself to save the day...
- Halloween: Light the carved pumpkin! Each webpage has a global pumpkin which is to be light with a certain amount of clicks. If this light isn't maintained, then the pumpkin loses its light and the website turns dark! The webpage which had the longest time with the light on wins.
- Christmas: Haiku your waifu! Write a seasonal haiku about your waifu. The waifu with the best haiku wins.
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I can't believe there's people on heyuri right now who don't know about the mona2

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