i would pay her if she shows me her pantsu!

Make her tailor my clothes
Fix me Martinis
Drink the Martinis so I don't become an alcoholic
Take notes while I dictate
Read me books
Dust the tough to reach corners under my bed
Carry me to bed when I'm too sleepy
Take me shopping and push me around in the shopping cart
Put things in the microwave for me
Play video games while I watch
Give my dog swimming lessons
Spy on my corporate rivals
Get me a corporate job so I can have corporate rivals
Polish my trousers
Assauge my egomania
Hire herself a maid to ease her workload

i actually have a maid but she is a 50 year old guatamalan woman who doesnt speak english and smokes like a pack of cigs everytime she comes around (once a month). i buy her a big mac meal everytime she comes over (execpt when its lent, then i get her a filet o fish meal instead)

>>111839
i would create a complex ritual code, whereby she has to cook and feed me all my food, and clean every part of my body, but i can never look her in the eye, and every time i touch her, i'm forced to perform a time-consuming ceremony to restore myself to a state of purity.

she would clean every bit of my house then she would drain my balls then she would hug me and sleep with me

but i am just a freak

>I spew over 9000 smiles!
All filled to the brim with spiders in between your gums!

>>111691

Blame the cobwebs in muh brain-cavities. /\/\/\(oOovvoOo)/\/\/\

Did you know that Christopher Columbus actually thought the earth was a little bit overweight?

I'm so sorry for killing you, little spiders!

>>111701
I don't know what he's talking about, she looks pretty flat to me...

https://youtu.be/d8AtRh22ibY?si=BJt37AU4XtyqNk6s

Official there songs from the eroge series where loli magical girls give birth to monsters

>>111592

Interesting that you chose to spend moar time talking about what you dislike than what you like. (´～`)

going through a bunch of music I listened to back in 2007 or so
Audioslave's first album is great. I'd probably rank it like 1st > 3rd > 2nd.
I absolutely remember the singer not sounding like he was moaning half the lyrics... but it's still good. (´人｀)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd5xn_Mb7YE

wide awake gives me chills from their 3rd album
he also has better enunciation at this point (＾Д^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA3pE_cLUdU

>>111934
it's life
there's more to dislike in general （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

>>111580
that's really a good song, didnt expect i would adict to a humming girl
where can i get more?

This. Try making your own.

I do play some old skool ero games, not loli ones, but ero in general.

But I prefer to play them on a real hardware with a CRT display, so my choices are limited since I only haev MSX & MSX2 systems. I wish I had the PC-88, PC-98, and MSX Turbo R computers as well to run lots of other software.

Also I'm not that good at Japanese to read VNs, but I'm working on that.

And yet another problem is that some ROMs are hard to find.

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I played lolita syndrome a long time ago

ANON! >:((((

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CUM IN HER

yessir

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>>111942
i would sex that corpse

;_;

*sigh* if only there was a real cake around

Cake isn't a lie, the problem is that Chell already ate it

>>111807
greedy chell

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LOL, L
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>>111933
Even. :)

cold showers sound liek torture...

I've done it a couple of times this summer, i don't know about any benefits that this has apart from it making exiting the shower much easier
Maybe you do feel slightly better for some time, like after masturbating or smoking a cig kinda way

If I have to shower I take cold ones too, easier on bills

I don't take cold showers but I take them in the dark sometimes. It's a great feeling.

I am a fashionista

tiny heads (´∇`)σ

This is justice!

>>17797
delicious flat chest thread?

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I already feel old in 20s and miss being a teenager liek characters in animu, then I remember there are otaku on internet more than x2 of my age.

> I doesn't separate new vs. old - so new anime get released year after year. All of it is really good
Incorrect, new shit sucks and it's only going to get worse as DEI is slowly getting ahold of Japan

>>111814
hello. i was tsundere for anime (strong attachment to wanting to fit in and not become an outcast/be more normie) and only started watching stuff around 16. from what i can gather from your post is that more than just a failure to pursue anime, it is likely that life stress has caught up to you. time to heal, time to grow in that healed state to be more mature and face the world with more craft, is necessary to overcome the critical collapse of that loving self sustaining energy that normally fuels the self to act in love and kindness in all things. i pray for you my friend, as i myself am still such a slave to my past and pursuit of pleasure to abate it, running from healing and the more emotionally attuned self i see myself as becoming after healing. please do not despair, and if you have reliable people to turn to to give you a lot of unconditional love (think of the power of a pure and loving mother) please do not be afraid to turn to them. if you can surrender to the emergence of a new self who operates on principles of loving kindness, and learn not to fall into the trap of attaching to physical pursuits and escaping the present moment, then you will find great victory. God bless you

>>111892
In what ways has western influence made all new anime suck? I can count more series I like from the last 5 years than from the entire 20th century.

That's a very cute gurl . Source?

>>111860
always check saucenao for anime screenshots, it's pretty good at finding them
Shoyonoido Mako-chan is what you're looking for.

Maruko's butt

I really luv finding a good long manga, it's simple teh best! I decided to pick up Yotsuba after years! I haev like 4-5 volumes to read!

>>1293
I love Devilman. It's one of his earliest serious manga (he did Maou Dante before), so it's a bit odd here and there, but it's good.
You absolutely need to read Devilman Lady though. Similar premise, but instead of pushing the envelope with what was allowed in the 70s (so it's pretty tame no), Lady is hardcore by late 90s standards. The art is better by a lot too. I think the pacing is a bit rough in spots but it is gripping enough to get you through.

you know what's the worst thing about being someone who missed out and decides to read good old classics? grabbing a good manga and finding out that the author died a few years back
i would've loved to send a fan letter to kentaro miura, he's become my role model ever since i read berserk :(
that said i have read berserk, yotsuba&, one punch man, rozen maiden (haven't finished it yet though, i'm not sure if rozen maiden 0 is supposed to be read after or before the "main" manga) and currently reading spy x family, i will read cardcaptor sakura whenever i am feel like it

>>1297
>i would've loved to send a fan letter to kentaro miura, he's become my role model ever since i read berserk :(
reading the Yu-Gi-Oh manga did that to me
I only started reading it because Takahashi died and goddamn. The very start is a bit rough, but once it gets into gear (pretty much once it starts having multi-chapter arcs), it's so much fun. It's very easy to see why it blew up so big, even before Duelist Kingdom starts.
the sheer hyper-pettiness of Death-T (the THEMEPARK OF DEATH) remains infinitely hilarious

this manga about black magic and evil spirits and life-or-death gambling games is also aggressively about the importance of good friends, good sportsmanship, and having fun

Takahashi died doing an ocean rescue dive -- if he had to go, at least it wasn't overwork like so many mangaka, but it's crazy to think about.
Nothing but respect. ∠(,ﾟ─ﾟ,)┐ Genuinely someone to look up to.


...as an aside, I should see about getting a letter to Go Nagai before I can't. He's 78.

>>1298
do it while you still can!

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You probably have a myriad of these little guys on your face. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Dimoclidium Rayanosium

>>111897
I cast a spell. Whoever reads this will stay awake for 100 years.

>>111887
>how can you be him when i am you?
and i am also you

>>111889
you can't be me, I am you!

>>111889
>>111890
quiet, i am both of you.

it is too chaotic to be considered a conversation but yeah

>>111891
there's only 3 options:
1- you are both of us
2- we both are you
3- someone else is all 3 of us