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SPOILERS FOR DEVIL MAY CRY 5!!


Devil may cry 5 may have the best gameplay (i think dmc3 still holds up well in that regard though) but everything else is mediocre to bad
Niko appears out of nowhere, I think it's hinted that she's the daughter of the stuttering guy from dmc4 but making allies of our heroes appear out of nowhere at the start like that is something i really hate in all media, it's not surprising that I never cared about her
Lady and Trish became fucking useless, they never fight even in the "flashback" sections (maybe there's a dlc where you can fight with them?)
I hate the realistic approach they took with the graphics, look at dmc4, technically it looks dated AT WORST, but I would never say it looks bad, Dmc5 on the other hand looks so busy that sometimes it's distracting and that's not mentioning how everyone looks a fair bit uglier than in 3 and 4 (i think the heads are slightly more squared and dante just looks like a hobo), just look at any level, it's either city or BROW/BLACK ROOT EVERYWHERE, it reminded me of the "skin" of monsters in one of the new resident evil games, the one with ethan and his gf
They also completely ruined Dante's relationship with Vergil in my opinion. I never read the manga so the story of dmc was always very vague and dante's quarrel with vergil has always been something intriguing to me. After playing dmc3 i hypothesized that dante and vergil actually have brotherly love in them but started hating each other's guts due to something that happened in their past, maybe someone who tricked them, or just simply dante saw his brother seep deeper in evil while he was powerless to do anything, etc... in dmc5 they fight because they... "disagree on their very own nature"... But the fix to that is just nero getting in between and making vergil utter the most childish thing i've ever heard ("if i beat nero then i beat you right?")
I was massively disappointed by that


What do you think?
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I only played a small amount of DMC1 and I found it a little boring :purin:
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>>14638
my lovely purin, the best emote in the entire world, i love you so much... :purin: :purin: :purin: :purin: :purin:

dmc1 was some kind of proto-resident evil and so it's very different from what the series became, the movements are a bit stiff too. I suggest you try dmc3 at least, it's the game that brought the franchise back from the almost dead

Off-Topic@Heyuri
postign while drunk! :dance::dance::mona2::dance:
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I'm afraid of using internet while very drunk, there is a risk of doing something rly embarrassing/dangerous :sweat2:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Do you love beer? What beer is your favorite?
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>149102
>Fuck microbrewery hipsters though.
what a retard, you must be enjoying your canned slop.
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i go to my local brewery nigga, i was just there! :nyaoo2:
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>>148562
When I was in japan my favourite was Sapporo. In Europe my favourite is Heineken. Both happen to have stars, just like heyuri :biggrin:
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>>149105

Real nice job with that quote there, glossy dick.
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>>149105
Oh yes, please I love peach sorbet porter that tastes like vinegar. Unique for the sake of being different isn't worth it when it tastes like nonsense.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
this train is so fukken cool :cool:
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Who’s that at the front seat? 😥
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>>148547
vanilla H.
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whats with the z on it, is it a russian train?
it looks more familiar than to be that however
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>>148603
maybe normad is a russian missile
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>>148530
here's the driver

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i never understood why CJU-GMP uses mostly wide bodies despite being the busiest flight path in the world. wouldnt it make more sense to use larger planes like the 787/a330 instead of 737/a320?
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for reference this is what the second busiest flight route in the world is. mostly using widebodies like 787/767
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>>149086
FUCK I MEANT TO SAY NARROWBODIES IM TIRED MAN
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I often use your mother's wide body, which, as we all know, is the busiest in the world.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Are you a good person?
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I remember reviving a dead torrent once. A small number of anime music videos, stuck with 0 seeds, something I downloaded over a year ago and kept the files. Got the .torrent file and pointed at the files, a day later the completed downloads counter incremented by 3. Yay.
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I just switched torrent clients a while ago so teh numbers aren't too impressive. My box only has 4tb and it's always filling up and I feel bad about deleting stuff even if I've been seeding it for years.
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I've got a seedbox/server set up, maybe I should allow things to seed to a higher ratio. In fact, let's do that now. Infinite seed!
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i had an seedbox but i ran out of moneys. i didnt really need it anyway so watevar
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everytime i find a torrent im interested in i wish to seed but it always turns out i'm the only one who really needed it
i only ever got 1 torrent above 1.00.... after like a month of seeding

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Are vampires real? It seems like there are too many similar reports from different cultures that all describe Vampires
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could b a coincidence cuz descroptions are only simmilar and and they r mostly based on what ppl feard at the time there r many descriptions of many monsters from each culture so its possible that some of em would b simmilar to other culures
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There's no such thing
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>>149109
Uhm, ur name sounds familiar… :sweat:

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Ero@Heyuri
uwaaaaaaaaah!:blush: desk touching!!:love: so erotic!:nosebleed:
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:nosebleed:
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>desktouching.png

Oh noes! I hope I don’t hit my VAGINA on the corner of it! (I actually hope I do~ :nyaoo-closedeyes:)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
just a bunch of japanese gurls casually discussing foreigners' PENISes based on their experience :blush: most of them say whites are flaccid :nyaoo2:

https://girlschannel.net/topics/3101392/
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JaPENIS is Superior.
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How does Indian cock fare in the brutal world of fishy Japanese pussy?
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>>148813
they're obsessed with body odor so it's zettai dame for curries ❌👳‍♂️
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>>148802
They can't get hard to A-cup zero ass Japanese flatties. :closed-eyes:
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>>148869
how about filipinos?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Im 25 and never drank alcohol before and thought about getting some twisted tea
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have 1 cup of vodka instead. its what i did
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good part about light alcohol (at least where I live) is that you can buy them without talking with counter worker-san. It's also why I have never bought cigz or heavier alcohol :sweat2:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
who made heyuri-tan?
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Me.
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god did after he created the earth i think
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>>148975
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>>148985
:astonish::astonish::dance::dance::dance::happy::biggrin::sweat2::sweat::sweat3::huh::dizzy::dizzy::dark:

:love:

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>>149000
u got a get 1111!11

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Heehehehe! :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>5
Everybody say hi.

Hi, hello! :waha:
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(´ー`)
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I love Kuromi :dizzy:
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suki suki su~!
fuwa fuwa fu~!
konna kimochi~
mero merodi :dance:
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i love kuromi

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Stop! D-don't eat that watermelon, the seeds will make you pregant!
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e-eh? :sad:
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>>78
it true

Girl Talk@Heyuri
is dis a new board? yayy! :P
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>>58
:biggrin: yaaaay
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yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy ^-^
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Women on teh internet? :astonish: It's too good to be true! :biggrin:

Lounge@Heyuri
How about stupid, blind, useless, or my favorite, Notaku!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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How about "sane people?"ヽ(´∇`)ノ

or rather, "concerned citizens"(´ー`)
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( ´ω`)i agree with this anon ^( ´ω`)
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Riajuu.
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"teh non awaken normies of teh cult of moe"
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unenlightened de gozaru

Lounge@Heyuri
im glad i dont have big boobies.
i imagine, if i did have big boobie, my chest would be even sweatier than it is now. which would drive me craazy ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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I mostly get really sweaty on my back
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tsurupettan!
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>>14577
thats right. thats me and i stand proud :purin:
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I have huge, hulking, monstrous tits that sweat profusely whenever I do anything, and I have to say, it is quite horrible.

...Huh?! D-don't get so excited, baka hentai! It's not like that! I just have big tits because I'm a 46-year-old morbidly obese Indian bhai with brown teeth and a fully receded hairline!
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>>14630
( ´ω`) indian is not allowed on heyuri

Site Discussion@Heyuri
I didn't mean to harass the bitch I just wanted to make her famous Ψ(`∀´ # )↝
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happy happy happy feeelings 4 every everey onenenenenenenen!!!!!! :saitama:
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It's been 2+ years and you're still the nail that sticks out getting b&hammered down :dark:
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Lounge@Heyuri
I am looking to make some quick money. I know a few people who would buy shrooms off of me if I grew them. The thing is, if they get a bad high and kill some random person I don't want to be connected to that. What are the chances of something like that happening?
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For context: I live in America in a state where they are decriminalized but still illegal
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I calculated it, it's a 12.3428% chance
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Shrooms are safe drugs to use, unless they get all wacky from using teh drugs.
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It's pretty much guaranteed.
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Why do people always think they need to sell drugs to make money?
you could ferment beer... you could grow normal shrooms that people eat instead... You could make burgers for your friends or family... why does it always have to be something druggy ヽ(´ー` )ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I have drawn over 100 bant-tans and its gotten so bad that I can't draw (well) anything that isn't bant-tan anymore
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>>148957
i was never able to draw animals so this doesnt count
i gave him question marks instead of legs because i cant draw his legs
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>I have drawn over 100 bant-tans and its gotten so bad that I can't draw (well) anything that isn't bant-tan anymore
that's some dedication (;゚∀゚)
and it does look good ヽ(´ー`)ノ

>>148959
>:3
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>>148961
but won't this be a hindrance to my "bright" future as a mangaka?
what would happen if azuma drew yotsuba so many times that he forgot how to properly draw daddy or fuuka? people would be furious (somewhat annoyed)
I will be known as the guy who only draws bant-tan
Girls on the streets will point and laugh at me
when ask a girl on a date she will say "whaaat? you really thought i would be interested in someone who only draws bant-tan?"
even my username online would be "i can only draw bant-tan"
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>what would happen if azuma drew yotsuba so many times that he forgot how to properly draw daddy or fuuka? people would be furious (somewhat annoyed)
draw yotsuba cosplaying as them instead :biggrin:
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my favourite parts to draw are these
the face because its cute
the rest because the curves are really attractive, one thing in particular that i like is the calves and belly, i recently drew a bury and the shape of the calves is just... good
i dont mean it in a sexual way btw
>>148964
i wanted to draw something like this for funzies but i cant
because its not bant-tan... :cry:

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