I'm here too!! I wish stuff like this existed irl honestly.. feel like it could happen in a city maybe? But not where I live

>>346
At least we have heyuri

>>352
Heyuri meetup when

>>355



/j/ meet up

>>151932
Lobotmized and braindead?

>>151933
yes

>>151687
you piece of shit I will slaughter you and mail your body parts to your family
I will slit your throat and force-feed you your own blood, this will teach you to talk shit

>>151976
Sure thing kiddo.

I remember the original SA thread and even then I thought it was fucking retarded.

No, but shooting rockets is

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>>151854
If the lazer is deadly then i would have to say yes

OH GOD!!!!

Anyone got any other classic 4chan 404s?

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BAHAHAHAHAFSSDJDSK

guess you are a dub watcher after all, how filthy~

>>151959
thats all that was available to me as a kid.

I watched pokémon in swedish, it was teh best

>>151959
i own these movies on vhs so i have no choice but to watch it in the english dub. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

You should also watch Madicken, Lotta på bråkmatargatan & Rönja Rövardotter

If u got a swedish vpn route.
https://www.svtplay.se/pippi-langstrump

he's a 30 year old virgin...

how could those captivating eyes lie to me?

Cursed be
Ye gay OP
I will make his bones brittle
And his PENIS little!
*whoosh*

>>151595
And you.

>>151611
Blessed may thou be
Ye hachikuji
I will make his PENIS stronger
And his boner longer!
*whoosh*

>>151660
I also believe you mister ϣⲓⲍⲁⲅᵭ, can you also make my pen0r big, please!

>>151943
I grant this to you, wise Anon
A great and giant PENIS
Even greater than Ganon's
A reward for your genius
*whoosh*

eh fuck it, I guess I'll smoke a bowl too

>>151712
nooooeeehhhh fucK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hina really like to spin~, huh

if u go downstairs, u wont be as high you was before. BUT, if u stand on a chair, you will be a lot higher.

breed-sama (´￢`)

Welcome,
Welcome to Heyuri dot net.
you have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of the finest remaining on-line imageboards.

Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you. Problem?

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part of a HORSE!

i found this weird horse down the road. what should i do?

you should pop it

lol, HORSE goes POOF!

erect its about as long as a can of fizzy drink

>>151761
>beat me losers
no thanks, you seem to be doing that yourself

i appreciate all of your PENISes

>>151799
PENIS

LEEEET YOOOUUR EVAL SHINE

osaka: cock ya!
chiyo: haro! :D

>>151885
No. It's all against their will.
It's the most humiliating existence.

>>151887
oh, well, if thats what youre into. have fun.

>>151894
All toilets are actually lolicons who gave up their carnal desires for young flesh so they could go on to protect you from harm

Please remember to thank your toilet for watching over you as your guardian spirit

>>151885
Reminds me of one time when I had 40c of fever, and I had this dream were toilets rebelled and turned me into a living toilet, and they would shit and piss and even cum into my mouth, and i just couldn't die so i kept living as a toiler. I was terrified and woke up feeling even worse. Then it became a fetish of mine

GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH

blonds are cute

>>151793
>Now I am alone with dad and no family besides him
family is equal much trouble as from teh value you get back. It's sometimes good, but more often - it's people vomiting out all teh bad stuffs. Being alone, teh only problem you haev - are your own.

>>151794
he could be anyone of us!
he could be you, he could be me, he could even be-

>>151789
oni~chan, is that you?

>>151793
ur mom is a whore lol! ur a son of a bitch!

my mom surly still will love me like nothing but sadly she ded

i think my dad just gonna b more disappointed aboute me (he is since i droped school and i got hard time finding job) but not gonna care after some week

i think my sister kinda know ,one day i let her play on my pc and she see some porn on my downlod folder i'm not sure cause i have like ~70% flate so i can't be sure, btw it was some year ago and we cool

my friend maybe know it for some reason one day we talk aboute gf and whene somone ask me aboute it my friend say i juste fap one loli every day as a joke ... he was relly right , i folowed the joke by saying "ofc even on unborne baby somtime"
so i think they will be ok too

for he rest of my familly i think that gonna be harder cause we are big familly and lot are religious, for moste parte they berrly know my name so that not gonna change that muchthink my cousin know it for some twitch issue but idk and i never gonna ask

soo i think mostly nothing gonna change, depend on how muche they know

neko-san... ;_;

cheer up, emo cat!

I've lived through three different generations of cats, starting from when I was a kid. You get used to it.