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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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You go to the onsen to chill a little bit and then a loli out of nowhere gives you this look. What do you do? :astonish:
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holy crap how is it talking
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>>24878
That's the power of loli pussy. Can hags do that? I don't think so (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝)
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there is a single way my pen0rz can greet roriman
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>>24881
Like this? :blush:
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you're there, about to have sex with your wife, you get in position when, suddenly, her VAGINA speaks
"Why good sir, I would wash that wretched thing before approaching a fair maiden like myself"

the horror...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
5ch's been shut down, and for a second I thought this one was too!! :worry:
Thankfully, Heyuri's back though :biggrin:
I guess 5ch was shut down because someone get buggered over the board dedicated to jerking off to dead cats or something :hokke: I say we invite our cat-stomping, Japanese brethren here, and change the name of /jp/ to /cr/ - Cat Rape. Who's with me?
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:iyahoo:
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It hasn't shut down - the 5ch.net domain got EPIK FAIL'd and they've switched to 5ch.io in the meantime

Off-Topic@Heyuri
We do loli catgirls. Not because they are easy. But because we are HARD. :banana:
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OH YEAH.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>175327
They could have prevented misunderstandings(?) by calling their shop "Just For Kids"
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I LIKE MY CATGIRLS… LEGAL.
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>>175329
It doesn't look like it's in Asia though, where you'd normally find such Engrish. I think they just like "F"ing kids. :kuz:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Come and Say Gday! 😄🎵
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a fair dinkem holiday? what?

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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:waha: ↜(`∀´)Ψ
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Don't make her mean .. :cry:
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💂‍♂️ Oi oi, what's this then? 💂‍♂️
You bettah have a loicense for this here Assault Waha! 💂‍♂️💢
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she's gonna cut off some rorikon PENISes watch out!! ❗:kuma6:
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>>175337
Of course not, don't be silly. That's what scissors are for. ✂:waha:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
A sadly common occurrence for the more outgoing of us otaku (;´Д`)
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As the new mayor of this city, I will make sure these damn dirty stinkin' apes never leave their cages! :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Dear hikikokex-san

I would like to rape you.

Do you accept this proposition? plz say no or else its not raep

Yours sincerely,
- Teh Rapeman
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NOT ENUF RAPE. ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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*rapes you first*
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I'LL RAPE THE ONES ON THE LEFT.
YOU TAKE THE ONES ON THE RIGHT.
TRY NOT TO BREAK TOO MANY OF THEIR BONES.

Girl Talk@Heyuri
oyasumi
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おはよございます

Off-Topic@Heyuri
blrbrblb.. im becoming... a...... FATPOSTER
( ´ ¬ ` )
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Me too! :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
AI translation of a Japanese article by ITmedia:

The major bulletin board “5channel” (5ch.net) and its related site “BBSPINK” (bbspink.com) are reportedly set to be permanently suspended by the U.S. registrar Epik. As of March 6, 5channel has begun operating under the alternative domain “5ch.io.”

According to Jim Watkins, who runs both sites, via X and other channels, his entire account with Epik will be suspended on March 9 due to content involving animal abuse that violates Epik’s terms of service.

Epik stated that “the responsibility for content management lies with the domain owner, and that responsibility has not been fulfilled,” declaring that 5channel and BBSPINK will be permanently suspended and that domain transfers will not be allowed.

Watkins reacted to the move by saying, “This is the end of free speech,” arguing that ICANN (the domain management organization) does not allow such permanent locks. He called on users to support him by emailing Epik in protest and hinted that “a solution will likely be found soon.”

Epik has also requested that other domains managed by Watkins, such as “8kun.net,” be transferred to another provider by March 9, separate from 5ch.net and bbspink.com.


Heyuri.net managed getting its way out of a permanent Epik suspension with no domain transfer in the past, but let's see if 5channel can do as much too :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Epik are such bitches. They built their brand on being free and forgiving, got a disasterous hack that exposed thousands of credit cards, then 180'd on the few schmucks who stayed loyal and seized their domains. 5ch doesn't even have porn on it.

I hope all the executives of Epik get weekly papercuts for the rest of their lives
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the biggest mistake people make is assuming they do these things for the reasons they tell you.

there are ideological reasons which are undisclosed.
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suck it jim :xp:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
words of wisdom?
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KAMI-SAMA'S DIVINE WISDOM

Off-Topic@Heyuri
SIKE!
LOL GEORGE BUSH
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*throws shoe*
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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that TERRORIST just threw a shoe at a baby!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
stack overflow is kill :cry:
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:iyahoo:
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"I want to do X"
"Why do you want to do X? Here's how to do Y"
"Doing X is bad, do A instead."
"Here's ten paragraphs of me reminiscing about my job back in 1985"
Good. :xp:
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where do they think chatgpt gets its answers from?
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>>175233
exactly, at least the gayeye can help you with what you want instead of being snarky and asking WHY you would do something completely unrelated
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>>175233
god, I'm glad I never actually asked a question on SO
the guise of "this is a site for professionals, so you should follow best practices has done nothing but make the site less useful, particularly for the professional developers it claims to serve

Off-Topic@Heyuri
wsp im new here lol
add me on spacehey if u got it
https://spacehey.com/rxcco0n
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ROFL UR FUNNY!!
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what is your favorite bottle fairy?:hokke:
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>>175175

ya pretty much
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>>175181

i will eventuallyy..
shitz been hard for the two bands lately but once i get my shit tgth and actually do smth wiht them i will !!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i have gathered you all here today for...
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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This is what a successful handshake looks like
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They're getting a little too handsy .. :dark:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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post ur setups! :cool:
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armchair setup
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>>175219
I press Shift to hold my breath. :wink: but sure, having these 3 lolis dance 2 music maeks its hard to not look at them! :love:
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>>175220
nice clannad poster & figz!

>>175091
usagiwin!
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>>175017
was reading fate
and you spoiled me :cry:
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>>175247
Gahhh!!! I know!! Sorry!! I was thinking that when i posted... but i wanted 2 post this anyway! SORRY!! orz

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This is Lain
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i don't believe it
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I believe in lain pantsu
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can we see more underskirt
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awsum
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Thank you. I always thought Lain is worth of eroticizing, she's short, tsurupetan schoolgirl, often depicted in her thin nightgown clothing... Her is butt is of the right size: not prominent, can't hide the pussy...

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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