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Flash@Heyuri
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Hi Here!
I'm Anon!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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anon I think you're the best!
yes I'm talking to YOU! not the other anons reading, but YOU in particular ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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WTF, I thought he was talking about ME :angry:
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>>174627
BACK OFF FAG
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>>174629
hachi youre a tripfag silly! you'll neva b a tru anon.. but das okay, yu jus need 2 learn 2 embrace our tripfag culture ! :xd:
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um i actually was talking about you anon :biggrin:
sorry i had a hard time responding but my internetz was very bad
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>>174705
And here I had my hopes up...

Flash@Heyuri

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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I want Heyuri omelette (´π`)
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and these must be the virgin boy eggs I've heard about
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oh my god heyuri-tan laid an egg
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>>174667
>>174674
hawt... i need MOAR!!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
heyuri Istanbul hamam meetup ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>174696
Because girls have cooties
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>>174696
/j/ already defaults to a semi lgbt board, theres a few lesbians that post and seeing as its a board for "girly hobbies" generally its also a place for feminine men ie fags. /j/ was at no point ONLY for girls, if youre gay and not a girl than post away as long as it is something feminine
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>>174678
plenty of us already post there though, we just try to politely blend in
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Personally, I dont see why we have to specifically go out of our way to cater to female heyurizens that probably constitute only 0.5% of heyuri, when the percentage of groups like the shotacons on heyuri are much higher than that.
Methinks we should just have a homosex board.
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>>174824
must we be combative?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Who the fuck would want to do all that boring shit? :biggrin:
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$5 an hour?
it better be strip bridge LOL
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ANON GET OFF THE INTERNETWORK I NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>174690
NO, I'M DOWNLOADING STOCK PRICES AT 1200 BAUD (゚血゚#)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I FEEL SO ALIVE ヽ(´∇`)ノ
COME TAKE ME FROM BEHIND ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Those who consort with beasts .. :furious:
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Girl Talk@Heyuri
I almost peed myself in a public area :worry:
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>>1524
That's a long story :sweat2:
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So i used a catheter to fill my bladder with cocacola, and wouldnt you know i almost exploded ┐(⌒∇⌒ )┌
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>>1538
Was it at least diet coke or are you trying to speedrun getting a bladder infection? Also why a brown soda instead of something yellow?
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>>1531
i wanna know!
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>>1539
that was a joke :sweat:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
When im done masturbating i always feel disgusted with myself, and whenever im not horny i think masturbation is such a disgusting thing. Is there anyway i can stop thinking like this..? its really bothering.
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>>174652
wtf my sister used to do this to me. THATS a footjob!? :sweat: LOL
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>>174653
footjob, for females!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>174650
that stuff isnt so bad. theres people out there who fap to worse. cut yourself some slack and be forgiving. our inner fantasies are a treasure to cherish, not to feel bad about. :happy:
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>>174645
you may masturbating too frequently as your dopamine spikes and crashes after every session.
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>>174689
i dont masturabte every day, or even every few days

日本語@へゆり
へゆりさんはインターネットテクニックを持っているんですか?持っていないね :xd:
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やっぱりよみはエロいな
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>>2207
本当だねw

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Oh god I'm talking to a 14 year old boy online and he seems to really admire me... :blush: How do I resist? :worry: He's such a cutie... :dizzy:
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>>174634
what was posted
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>>174634
cant see, watwuz that
>>174622
sounds LAME
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THREAD MADE IN /L
!!!!!!:nyaoo:
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I fantasized about being molested by a cute guy until I became 14 and became too man-faced to be a cute otokonoko like in my hentai doujins + realized 3DPD gays are super ugly. :closed-eyes:
Seperately, I missed like 3 fucking chances to have a teenage boyfriend when I was in high school too from sheer Harem Protagonist syndrome. I even had a guy Kabedon me...
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>>174826
be an ugly bastard like me and find a cute boy instead

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Are there any Christian heyurians?
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i believe in kami-sama but i haven't read or listened to much of the bibel yet
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https://files.catbox.moe/e7pg67.mp3
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Kaguya-chan, please open up a board for bible studies ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I'm a heretic. 👿

Site Discussion@Heyuri
/q/ is the board most in need of soudane. Why doesn't it have it?
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Cuz it's piss-easy to manipulate and certain SrsBsns fags will try to fake consensus with it

Girl Talk@Heyuri
have you ever tried to suck your own manko :drool:
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ain't no way thats her manko, i dont believe it. did she have ribs removed?
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im scared to slurp manko cuz of hvp :sad:
otherwise, i would be meeting up with /j/eyurizens for lesbian secks. :nyaoo:
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>>1441
have you never heard the term contortionism?

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Mangadex, the pirate manga website has suddenly announced it will ban all loli content from their site.
They say it is to comply with "The Law", which is quite ironic for a pirate site. But their handling of the situation suggests a more ideological reason.

This may put some fan translated works in jeopardy as fan translators have been using mangadex as their main and sometimes only site to host their fan translations, if the works are not uploaded elsewhere they may be lost under this sudden change of rule.

⚠ If you use Mangadex, and have a backlog of titles that feature lolis, and the manga is not already hosted elsewhere. I would suggest downloading them as a precaution, ⚠
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>>24714
Theyre making it sound like safe for work lolicon titles will remain on their site, but pornographic ones will be removed (at the request of... some entity) who decides what is pornographic? is sexual situations pornographic? fanservice with lolis?
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>>24717
UK govt is targetting them for THAT?
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>>24717
Sasuga Sharo :nyaoo-closedeyes: Hot enough to make some clerk aroused and go angry issuing a ban.
Sasuga UK for fighting lolis on the net. Stop doing that poorly drawn shit when you can use your little sister instead!
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BREAKING NEWS

Mangadex has now officially gone corporate after committing to its anti-lolicon policy.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
look at this NERD, reading BOOKS! (´∇`)σ
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I can't see the letters they are too small :cry:
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Only dorks know how to read, Heyurizens aren't dorks right? ( ´ω`)

2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Alysa Liu was conceived via in-vitro fertilization (IVF) using her father Arthur Liu's sperm and an anonymous egg donor (who was Caucasian/white).
She was carried and born via gestational surrogacy (a surrogate mother with no genetic relation to her).
Her father, a single parent an extremely wealthy Chinese political immigrant, intentionally chose Caucasian egg donors for his five children (including Alysa and her siblings who are also coincidentally girls) to promote what he described as "benefiting" from a "diverse gene pool"

Arthur Liu is a single man who paid exorbitant amounts of money for the creation of multiple female children.

In the united states a person can pay for the full process of IVF with egg donation and gestational surrogacy as a single intended parent. This is fully legal in the state of california. And has occurred as early as 1990. The process is given the term assisted reproductive technology (ART). And has allowed for selection of genetic traits as well as gender.

There are no ethical obligations requiring clinics to provide or to refuse non-medical sex selection.


Base gestational surrogacy such as surrogate compensation, agency, legal document creation fees, insurance, expenses. Embryo creation, transfers, meds, monitoring. Egg donation compensation, agency, retrieval cycle, more legal fees for contract negotiations, psychological screening, travel, contingencies like lost wages or C-section bonuses for the surrogate, Runs $140,000–$350,000 per child based on average estimates.
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>And has allowed for selection of genetic traits as well as gender.
Fertile futa babies! Eternal shotas and lolis genetically engineered with a disorder that stops puberty!! A clone embryo with your genetic code, artificially treated with hormones in the womb and physically developing as the opposite sex!!! :astonish:

THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!
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>>174548
I would definitely marry girl-me! We could use heyuri together every day! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>174547
i second this, i dont know what people see in her. 😖
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>>174547
Because most Heyurizens have seen many loli, they see differently. :biggrin:
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science is amazing

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Dessert is ready! :onigiri:
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Can I bite her tits off, too? :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Punishment? Judgment from God? :cry:
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holy crap lois
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>>174592
punishment for eating at your desk like a retard :xd:
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>>174610
where else should you eat?
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>>174611
on the floor like all normal people? :glare1:
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i thought everyone ate off the toilet seat :unsure:

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