Who is teh best Azumanga? I like Kaorin bcuz she's a dyke like me

"Grandson, take this... its my favorite fig"

What's your opnion on Haiku OS?

https://haiku-os.org

loli forehead

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I'll post this again on easter.

we have a male sacrificial holy lamb. its PENIS is small so it can't sin and it is very humble. it was bred as a sinless sacrificial lamb. all sins are forgiven

all praise be to god

The lamb's PENIS was made small during breeding so that it was pure and innocent and could not have sex

it is the purest creation

it is beautiful to look at

created sinless by a pure line to have a small PENIS so that it cannot sin

>And Abraham said, “My son, God will provide Himself a lamb for a burnt offering.” So they went both of them together.

https://youtu.be/lzewtL2spMw?t=20

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Where do I go if I want to discuss literature in the modern internet?

I’m looking to do some passive immersion while I’m at work with Japanese language radio stations (that you can listen to through the internet overseas).
I’ve been listening all morning to Radio Kishiwada. But finding other talk show centric stations has been challenging.

There’s this hypothetical station in my head that uses “easy” language, and has content aimed at Japanese language learners (but is entirely in Japanese). I know there are YouTube channels that do this, and so might end up making a playlist of those. But does such a radio station exist?
What do you listen to?

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We will watch Gunsmith Cats (1995), Buttobi!!CPU AKA I Dream of Mimi (1997), and Rance: Sabaku no Guardian (1993) on next Saturday (25th), starting 19:00 UTC

Join from here when the time comes: https://cytu.be/r/heyuri

Teh top show (Gunsmith Cats) is a short one, so I bundled it with the 2 other short shows to maek a total of 216 minutes

It turned out so all the shows were released in 90s this time

From what I see the first show is going to be about hawt girls with guns, second one is liek an early Chobits but computer girlz need constant semen intake to function, and the last one is an eroanime adaption of the famous eroge series of Rance, let's save it for teh later night

For newcomers, you can find the detailed information and our previous streams from here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Cytube
Heyuri's rules apply in the CyTube channel.

Also please fill our nominations page where we pick these shows from: https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ - you must log in at least once every 4~ months to keep your votes intact!

Good evening Heyuri.

I am trying to focus for an exam but I realized I won't pass it without cheating and I already failed it a week earlier once. There is no third attempts, and the second one is in around 15 hours.
I figured out a method to that not even the twelve divine generals would not know in an eternity!

PREREQUISITES:
1. Guy would let you go to restroom.
2. Questions are handed on a smaller print, like A5 size.
3. You can have jackets or long sleeve during the exam on.
4. Have an item to 'engrave' text onto a sheet (I will use a screwdriver).
5* Additionally bring a clipboard.

METHOD:
1. Before I give up on what I am able to figure out, it could work without risking.
2. When I give up, I hide my print with questions rolled up in my sleeve so that he does not notice (the force of the sheet trying to unroll itself will make it stay firm in my sleeve).
3* As I quit I close my clipboard so that nobody can know whether the questions disappeared (its better to have it than not).
4. I claim I urgently must go to restroom and so I exit with the questions.
5. In the stall I lock myself inside.
6. I get the question sheet from the sleeve
7. I take a picture of it
8. I drop it to ChatGPT and make it calculate for me
9. As it solves my questions I take out the screwdriver and engrave the solutions onto the question sheet
10. When I'm ready I return within some 5 minutes*
11. Just before entering the hall I place my sheet in my sleeve in a way that pulling it out takes no time and no sound
11. I enter the hall and take my seat
12. I open my clipboard and make some noise to recover my sheets with engraved answers and keep writing
13. Win?

*5 minutes - to claim I had to take a seat there. A good excuse is that during peroids of high adrenaline concentration your organism pumps all energy into muscles and blood, leaving digestive tract without much power and so your feces are closer to liquid than anything if prolonged. I will use that excuse if he gets suspicious. A good thing is to leave in somewhat hurry and return the same way as well so it does not get suspicious. Spasming with a leg and doing muni muni to your face is indicative of stress, do it before quitting.

If you write without ink (engrave stuff with something like a screwdriver) and the lecture hall has bad lights then nobody but you would be able to read it by the tiny shadows and light manipulation shapes that indents leave so that you can read it from certain angles, but they are almost invisible from 50cm and nobody would figure out they even are there until you look specifically for them from 30cm at most.

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Context: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Gaming_Day
Votes: https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamenom/

We talk about this without anyone initiating another, but I'll try another shot

Currently there are 3 winning gaems with the same score
- King Arthur's Gold
- Mabinogi (private server)
- Terraria

From a quick search, I think King Arthur is a gaem that allows up to 12 people to coop and is suitable for one night. I dunno how hosting is, but it's a free gaem on Steam.
Mabinogi is an MMORPG, from that it can be said that, a server would need to be open at all tiems.
Terraria... could technically host many people, but even the large world doesn't have enough resources to sustain a large crowd (though there are ways around this issue if many users show up). We would also have to agree on stuff like not rushing bosses & going to hardmode before certain stuff are met etc. Someone would also still need to host it, and being a sandbox, it's not a game we can just play once and stop.

The standings may change if this thread encourages new users to vote, but doesn't change teh fact someone would need to undertake responsibility of being teh host. I'd help organizing non-technical parts