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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Imagine what her skull looks like ( ・ ∀ ・ )
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dangerous (;゚∀゚)
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Her head mostly consists of fat and meat. Her brain is extremely small, so the skull needed to protect it is also miniscule in comparison with regular humans.
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>>165210
SHE'S GONNA ASPLODE! :dark:

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Now, i really dislike anal. i think its gross. and never in a million years would i want to have anal sex.
but every time i touch myself, in my head i think about how i want something in there.
and today i did it, didnt even go deep, maybe an inch in…and i finished almost immediately…maybe like 5 seconds in.:sad:
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you had a PENIS in your ANUS?
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You should try Yotsuba's ANUS! :biggrin:
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>>164975
Anal is a great way of deriving extra pleasure from your body in a unique way. Don't go too far with it or you might become gay or get ass cancer from fucking up your guts.
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>>165106
>Don't go too far with it or you might become gay
From the moment OP first had the thought "i want something in there", he was already a faggot.
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>>165003
I have 2x PENIS on my wardrobe :biggrin:

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
I made a hand-drawn video of Girls’ Last Tour based on a certain dance video.
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>>5682
this really cute.
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>I made a hand-drawn video
Can we see it? :nyaoo2:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
The Trump admin's new debanking report indicates they are going to pressure big banks to do business with PORN companies who they claim were inappropriately discriminated against, and to begin taking actions against visa and mastercard for their pressure against porn online

https://www.occ.gov/news-issuances/news-releases/2025/nr-occ-2025-123.html
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I am usually skeptical of politicians doing good, but I believe Trump really means it. His base doesn't really approve of him catering to porn sites, but his donors do. He is likely to cave into the donors requests - this isn't the type of thing he would flaunt, as it doesn't benefit his image.

The US must be the last bastion for freedom! Trump-san must protect us!
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inb4 he bans loli hentai and tor and sends feds to seize the servers and arrest anyone suspected of hosting either
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i dont have the highest hopes (or interest) but fuck heug banks and payment processors/networks. they all SUX :xp:
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Trump-sama...:cry:
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>>165177
"private prisons"
Are you saying I can apply for my basement to be a women's prison? :unsure:

2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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F4P VICTORY (´π`)

Flash@Heyuri
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I do love these song and sound manipulations... what are they called?
How did it come to be this particular gay bondage group gets turned into meme audio?
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>>3931
gachi remix. Look up billy herrington. Basically there was a gay porn fighting video with billy herrington and a lot of the sound effects are from him having gay fights. Also sounds from van darkholme
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>>3943
Thank you! :biggrin:

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Flash@Heyuri
:dance::dance2::dance::dance2::dance:
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
How do you think the average Heyurizen looks like:nagato:
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Today I put on my glasses and looked in the mirror, and who did I see, but a very handsome man staring back at me. :cool:

I feel confident enough that I'm tempted to post a selfie, but worry it might come back to bite me later. :sweat:
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>I feel confident enough that I'm tempted to post a selfie, but worry it might come back to bite me later.
DEW IT (・∀・)
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>>165163
Lolicon lolis exist too, baka!
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>>165185
The only (legitimate) pedophile I've met was 13.
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>>165196
What does it mean to be an illegitimate pedophile?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
friday’s cum tribute suggestions?
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https://up.heyuri.net/src/5032.jpg

Your fortune: Only time will tell

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>>165189
OH GOD NOT THAT GUY
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yourself
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sayori

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:cry::cry:
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>>165103
I don't like Peta but I do like when people kick sand in the faces of stupid nerds with the truth
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sniffing horse girl glue (´¬`)
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>>165103
what if a wild horse gets injured? is it a nearly guaranteed death sentence?

seems like evolution didn't do well with them ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>165173
yes
horses are majestic, beautiful, powerful creatures with exceptionally overspecialized bodies built for moving around all the time efficiently

most broken bones are basically never going to heal right and the structure of horse legs means the other legs aren't really going to be able to take the weight properly (there are no muscles below the knee since anatomically, their knees are more like our wrists and heels lmao)
also, the structure of horse hooves basically being a fucked up big toe on steroids holding all the weight above sure is some shit lol

horses are also neurotic prey animals and do not deal with surprises very well and generally do not respond well to treatment attempts where they'd need to stay still (read: dealing with any kind of injury)

you get weird evolutionary cases all throughout the animal kingdom where a creature really should have evolved past a certain consistent problem and haven't because enough of the population regularly lives to reproduce despite it and thus it remains in the gene pool anyway lul

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i love fnaf
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>>165093
#fnaf on gamejolt, most of them are like the originals.
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>>165119
>he would've 100% raped them if this happened irl
there was a fangame that had a rapist pedophile villain but apparently that's worse than child murder :sweat3:
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>>165130
People tend to forget that the guy behind FNAF (Scott Cawthon) is a really, really religious Evangelical Christian, the only reason he stopped making videogames was because they leaked his donations to conservative politicians

You couldn't get that man to write something like sexual undertones in a horror game even if you paid him $5 million dollars
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>>165134
you could probably get him to make something like this for free
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>>165134
He had a NSFW Island in Freddy in Space though

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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i love kaguya sama so much
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kaguya tan
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>>5598
she looks kinda hotter like that actually…
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I do too! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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remember to reboot your kaguya every few weeks to prevent data loss and file corruption :biggrin:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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SNS is driving me crazy and I feel like I can only feel grounded on places where I can be anonymous! No likes, no one can track me, no nothing!!!! (´人`) If only heyuri was the only place to be! :angry: pic not related i just didn’t have any good pics for the thread :cry:
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so true. ( ´_ゝ`)

i hate social media
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can you post more fishe
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>>942
The same fishes but an actual photo instead of a screenshot of a video I took of them. (Still a screenshot of the photo though) 𐔌ᵔ⁔ ܸ. ̫ .⁔ ͡ 𐦯
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how long until anonymous sites like heyuri are banned too?

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