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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
did u know if u point a gun at your head and shoot, you die? :astonish:
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>>23432
guns are a multi tool to deal with all types of animals that also includes humans.
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>>23433
how does that make them a multi-tool? A multi-tool is a thing that has multiple tools on it, a gun is just one tool.
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>>23434
>A multi-tool is a thing that has multiple tools on it
go attach a screwdriver at the front of it. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
>They are a tool for violence.
firearms are not only for murder and war it can be used for recreational activities and self defense too. 🔫 ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>23435
>>They are a tool for violence.
Why are you quoting someone else in a reply to me
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I want to go to this so badly... but i'm a ronur by defaurt. I'd only go if other heyurizens came too..
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>>152398
Digital Character cute! :blush:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Hey /b/. I need some advice.
What do you do if you're juggling depression/ADHD, but don't have access to meds and won't until an evaluation for either is performed, but you hate everything about your life and want at least one thing that makes you happy in the long run?
I like piano, but I'm awful at it and need someone to direct me, because everything besides eating, breathing and shitting is too complicated for me. I had a teacher, but I was too slow (stuck on the first few pages of the children's level piano book for 6 months) so I ended up quitting because I didn't have much money then... well I still don't.
I know the obvious solution is to just quit, but I know if I do I'll just end up killing myself, and that'd be one less poster on heyuridotnet... :sweat2:
I guess what I want is someone to pump me up, or teach me the correct way to move forward with piano. I'm still at the same level I was when I quit back then, and that was the beginning of this year.
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>>151889
>tinyurl
are you a spambot? I'm not clicking shit if I can't see the real link
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>>151895
Just keep rewatching if you forget, the key to almost everything is just practice. I found that using DAWs (specifically the piano-roll) could help you a bit to associate the notes and stuff. Try making a MIDI for a simple song in FL Studio or your free DAW of choice.
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Honestly you sound like the most pathetic little bitch who has never had to endure hardship in his life. In other words you sound like spoiled lazy American kid
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This is going to sound super weird, but back when I felt that way, I went to see a psychiatrist, and he got me on meds for depression.
The meds did little except give me an excuse to act as if I should move forward. And move forward I did. I started exercising, stopped smoking, got my degree sorted out (finally). But that is beside the point.
I discovered occultism. And this is where it gets weird. It's not that occultism is the key to anything, but that it was the thing that really made my heart sing, and I didn't know it until then.
My point is that there was something out there that made my life worth living, and I didn't know it. You have the privilege of knowing what that thing is.
>the obvious solution is to just quit
No, that's not the obvious solution. Where did you get that idea? The obvious thing to do, if piano is what makes your heart sing, is to pursue it no matter what. If you have found that thing your soul yearned for all your life, you should have no qualms about pursuing it. If you don't feel this invincible motivation, the situation might be more complicated.

Now, if there are underlying issues that are making you feel this way, the first step is seeking therapy. Even if it might end up being useless on its own, just having the very intention of trying to fix your situation already puts you in a better position than you are now, and will lead you where you need to be. So MOVE.

If you kill yourself, you are going to achieve nothing, by the way. You'll find yourself very confused and will feel like a moron after you realize you go on, and your problems do too. So face them.
A side effect of being cursed to exist forever is that sooner or later, you're going to overcome everything.
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Like another heyurizen said, 6 months is nothing. It would take you 5 years of practicing 3 hours a day minimum to get to a stage where you could begin to consider pursuing a career in music, and even then it would depend on whether you're willing to dedicate yourself fully to it. Many people abandon at this stage because they want to have a life.
If it's really what you like the most, you should do it for pleasure, and not get hung up on being "stuck on children's level scores".

Off-Topic@Heyuri
J00R Fortune: Dark times are to come :nigra:
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BAT NIGGA.
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I love this picture

Off-Topic@Heyuri
President foreheadヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>152251
HEUG TOWER LOL
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Ive got it! Normal forehead girls with the big forehead gene kiss and pass it on to their offspring!
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STAND UP, HUT HUT, HAIL TO THE CHIEF
PRESIDENT RETARD HAS BEEN INAUGURATED
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o7

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:D
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:biggrin:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
I <3 futa on baby
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>>23407
i lol'd

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Nintendo recently said mario and peach are just "good friends" and that made me sad. Cant we have a crumb of romance anymore? 😢
i refudse to believe their lies
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>>366
but i love that dynamic 😢 its my favorite
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4785152
Don't you know that peach and bowser are together? That is where the baby bowsers come from, duh
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Don't worry about mario, luigi dresses up as peach for him sometimes xx <3
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>>371
Thats a ship i cant get behind
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given the end of Mario Odyssey, this isn't that surprising

but it still sucks (;´Д`)

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
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hello Koysh.
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hello Koysh.
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hello Koysh.
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hello Koysh.
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Well, I think she could've gone crazier.

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
users/114561103
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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started posting resampled images on purpose earlier
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>>23349
lol, the bear
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where is this from

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Nigga respect mine
Or anger tha Tec-9
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epik image!:astonish:
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isnt it malaysia or philipines where they have soda in bags? :astonish:
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>>152254
I read that it was in Thailand. It's an airsoft gun and teh loli acquired it to stop the monkeys from stealing. I don't know what's in the bag though. :unsure:
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"i just wanna sip yo soda foo!" :nigra:

2D Ero@Heyuri
I had very limited internet access for some days, so I ended up drawing some porn on MS paint (´.`)
Here it is, in order:
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ZOMG━━━(・.・)━━━!!
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That's all, folks ( ´.`)
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Anon there’s improvement there.
:biggrin:
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>>4106
so, a guy meets a shrek loli and spread yogurt on her? :astonish:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
heyuri/j/ is really just another master baiting board isn't it.
its here for users to fap thinking actual little girls are really here isn't it.
or to fap while larping as a little girl isn't it.
it's here to be place for little girls so heyuri's can fap in secrecy to them isn't it.

/j/ is a porn board for the guys and a user board for the little girls.. isnt it...
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>>69096
i'm 38 but i come off as underage because i'm a retard!
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>>69095
I mean, I can think of 3 confirmed underage users, one of each is really obvious and posted the method of confirmation on the site and one other which is known to be underage by at least one mod.
Won't really say who, since I think it's a dumb rule anyway.
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>I mean, I can think of 3 confirmed underage users, one of each is really obvious and posted the method of confirmation on the site and one other which is known to be underage by at least one mod.
If you're referring to anyone on the CGI site (and I can only think of one), Rule 0 doesn't currently apply there. If you mean the main site, I don't know who you're referring to
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>>69093
>>69095
i am on a quest for that
it seems to be only on that site, i have since gotten the full image preview
was a webp despite site telling me it was a jpg
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>>69093
>>69095
>>69145
it seems the whole video is just him jacking off there. boring. you can enumarate the file name on this. 1.jpg 2.jpg and see for your self.
https://media.thisvid.com/contents/videos_screenshots/10638000/10638881/240x180/1.jpg

BUT THIS IS ONLY PART 3 IN THE SERIES
you get a whole 10 mins in this one. and he steams up the whole wind sheild here
https://thisvid.com/videos/tonka-series-pt-1/


part 2 is where you get the real action at. this is the one we need.
https://media.thisvid.com/contents/videos_screenshots/10573000/10573969/240x180/1.jpg

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Do you ever wonder why people end up masturbating to this scene?
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coz blue-berries are so yummy
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If millions, pontentially even billions of people watch this scene, and even 0.001% of those have NEW FETISH UNLOCKED flash into their brains .. :closed-eyes:
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my 8 year old nephew told his dad that his wiener feels like it has bones in it when he thinks about this scene
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i remember reading a hippy book about puberty once and it suggested masturbating to pleasant thoughts like memories of good food, among other things, i guess they were attempting to explain the concept of fantasizing while masturbating, but in a non sexual way.
And I just found it odd to suggest people masturbate to thoughts of food. :sweat:
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>>152241
i once masturbated with a slice of bologna

2D Cute@Heyuri
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Flash@Heyuri
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Flash@Heyuri
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sa~ta~andagi~

Site Discussion@Heyuri
Because of the new internet laws, I propose that Heyuri has i2p/Tor mirrors similar to 8chan. This would be very useful in general privacy. Not to mention the strong /l/olikon culture of Heyuri has made it a target for a wide range of issues in the past, such as our old domain registar BAWWWWWWing about our love for a good loli. Having mirrors or a seperate domain would fix this issue altogether. Thoughts?
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might not be so distant :cry:
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Teh distant future: Closer than ever!
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>>69079
Do not discount the iceberg reality of websites. 90% of users have never made a post. Consult the pie chart.
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>>69081
It might be a noob solution but what if heyuri additionally exported static html to the separate tor hosting directory? So the tor directory would be gutted of php. Regular web heyuri and tor heyuri would be effectively separate. If there is no php in the tor one (as it is copied static files) then posts can't be made as there is no mechanism to possibly be able to post. Which would make it effectively read only.

I tried to contribute. :cry:
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>>69139
I think tor would have a separate iptables rules. It might work.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Even if you don't consider PSP to be the best handheld console of all time you gotta admit it had the best library of all handhelds

You got everything for everyone – Fifas, PESes, and other sports games, Tekken 5 and 6, Ratcher and Clank games, God of War, Persona 3 with a girl protag and where you can actually control the characters, motherfucking GTA (it was mindblowing to have a 3D GTA game on a handheld back in 2009 when I played it), lots and lots of JRPGs and VNs, and much more
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>>151965
pro PSP tip: copy all your PSP games onto your Vita so you don't have to deal with the crappy PSP d-pad (or analog stick, or screen) (^Д^)

admittedly, you only really need to do stuff like the coin trick on a 1000 series PSP
2000 models have a way better d-pad, even if nowhere as nice as the Vita one.

>>151953
I have been through multiple PSPs... ( ´ω`)
at least they were cheap (´人`) - this was early 2010s

in the meantime, my Vita has survived and thrived in the same amount of time (and longer) - I wouldn't consider the Vita to be particularly durable, but I will say that the screen and analog stick are not well attached internally in the PSP's design, 1000 or 2000 (haven't ever had a 3000 unit)
haven't had to care about a damaged UMD drive in a while thankfully because of the microSD to memory stick card adapters
so even if my UMD drive ended up busted, it didn't matter in the slightest when I had a 32GB card packed with games ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>151936
The fact that you didn't mentions Patapon games awfully vexes me
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>>151936
i enjoy the psp a lot it has my favorite games that can fit inside my pocket making it the best portable handheld console. you should play ape escape on the loose, disgaea afternoon of darkness and la pucelle ragnarok.
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>>152206
patapon 1 and 2 were fun games patapon 3 not so much but the 2 prinny titles were some tough games for the hardcore gamer! :cool:
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>>152206
to this day I've never played patapon ( ´ω`)

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