Played and completed NOLF 2 - it was OK, but the story wasn't as interesting as the first game, and the stealth sections seemed like not much thought was put into them (;´Д`)

Cate Archer is way sexier in this game though, and the female ninja enemies are teh cute ( ´ω`)

I just completed BloodRayne, which I've been wanting to play ever since seeing it gaming mags years ago (for two very obvious reasons!)

It's a very corny-but-fun vampire action game with tons of gore, AWESOEM bewbs, and state-of-the-art jiggle physix. It's definitely no masterpiece, but I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. It always kept things from getting too boring or repetitive by suddenly surprising you with new things - liek the section where you're suddenly piloting a freaking nazi mech and battling against other nazi mechs (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Seriously though, bewb lovers must play this game. The blonde nazi boss chick's rack in particular was MAGNIFICENT, and you can totally catch a glimpse of her nipples when she's at certain angles (´￢｀)

Im suprised nobody talked about Quake III on this thread, Q3A still has a living community these days. This game in particular has a really addicting gameplay both in singleplayer and multiplayer.

If you want to play online nowadays, there is a certain server where players from all kind of skill levels play on a server called quake 3 retro or something like that, I'd suggest anyone to go on that server because most servers have fake numbers in them ヽ(`Д´)ノ and it's kinda deceiving.

>Im suprised nobody talked about Quake III on this thread
That's cuz this thread has mostly been me posting to myself and I, and other than MoH:AA I was never that into online games (^^;

Other than Quake II on PS1 (which a friend lent to me for a few days), I never played a Quake game until Quake Live around 2010/2011 (which as far as I'm aware was basically Quake III in a web browser). Besides the marvel of playing a freaking FPS in a web browser, it didn't entertain me for very long (;´Д`)

I ended up playing and completing BloodRayne 2...

It's a very mediocre game that could have been great, but is massively held back by poorly-thought out combat (that isn't even as fun as the first game's), bizarre PC controls that were obviously meant for a controller, way too many "the only way to win is to cheese" boss battles, and a very buggy implementation of Prince of Persia-style acrobatics that flings you off in the wrong direction 50% of the time (;´Д`)

Teh grafix are definitely a big upgrade on the first game, but even though there were moar hawt chicks this time around, I didn't obtain as much b0ner (´～`)

Overall there were a few moments of greatness, but it was mostly a slog to get through - at times it was just plain painful, and made you want to shoot the developers (;´Д`)

Dirty bastard faggots! Why the hell don't they watch anime?? GRRRRヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ

Not all otaku are aniota ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>2112
they mock us for watching the superior medium of entertainmentヽ(`Д´)ノ

It's my undeniable right as a man of the 90s to quench my thirst in my own way:

I WANT A BOKU!!!

the 90's is that one jellyfish that is immortal?

Have a better version:
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*Ahem*
https://archive.fka.cx/arhiva/heyuri.net/orz/b/

I wish /jp/ and /a/ would come back again

Vintage faganon!

>>60891
All the fuuka and .cx sites have been dead for ages

actually, theres several thousand archived threads from 2021, but theres alot of CP in it since they were never archived. One day, when its cleaned out, we can release it to the public.

I volunteer to clean out the CP

Posting in a joke-san thread ヽ(´∇`)ノ

My Archaeologist friend isn't doing so hot; his career is in ruins.

>>2055

Anon, you are ON POINT with this one. This sounds exactly like a 4 year old's youtube comment

(´ー`)

kagy is an oppressive ruler

...

>kagy is an oppressive ruler
You should have been here during W.T. k♡♡z's prime - nothing could escape teh B&! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

All hail Kaguya, our lord and emperor!

A perfect wife is your mom
A perfect husband is me
And them 2 together? will be the perfect couple!ヽ(´∇`)ノ

A perfect wife is a cute imouto that owns a randoseru,
and a perfect husband is her oniisan with a seven inch penis that can please her for years
And them 2 together? will be the perfect couple!ヽ(´∇`)ノ

(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)

ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノSHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE YOU GODDAMNED BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER I RAPED YOUR MOM YOU GODDAMNED BLOWSY SLUT YOU GODDAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT I OUGHTA GODDAMNED THROTTLE YOU YOU GODDAMNED SCUM SUCKING RETARD I OUGHTA GODDAMNED WRING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING USELESS NECK YOU GODDAMNED INBRED MONGREL I OUGHTA GODDAMNED KILL YOUR GODDAMNED RETARD FAMILY YOU SHITBRAINED HALFWIT REPROBATE I OUGHTA GODDAMNED LET YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHER WAS A GODDAMNED FUCKIN WHORE YOU KNOW THAT I OUGHTA GODDAMNED LET YOU KNOW THAT THE GODDAMNED FUCKIN DOCTOR SAID THAT SHE SHOULDA HAD A GODDAMNED FUCKIN ABORTION YOU KNOW THAT BUT SHE DIDN'T GODDAMNED FUCKIN DO IT SO NOW IT'S UP TO GODDAMNED FUCKIN ME TO FINISH THE GODDAMNED FUCKIN JOB THAT SHE GODDAMNED FUCKIN LEFT FOR US IT'S UP TO GODDAMNED FUCKIN ME AND I SWEAR TO GODDAMNED FUCKING GOD WHEN I GODDAMNED FUCKIN FIND YOU I'LL SHOVE MY GODDAMNED FUCKIN DICK DOWN YOUR GODDAMNED FUCKIN THROAT AND YOU'LL GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING LIKE IT YOU GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKIN GAY ASS LITTLE FUCKIN BITCH YOU'LL GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING LIKE IT YOU GODDAMNED ADDLEPATED RETARD-BRAINED DAMNED TO HELL METAMORPHOSISING GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING NERFHERDER YOU'LL GODDAMNED FUCKIN LIKE IT YOU GODDAMNED FUCK SUCKING SCUM FUCKER YOU'LL GODDAMNED SURE AS SHIT MOTHERFUCKING LIKE IT YOU GODDAMNED BASHI BAZOUK YOU REALLY GODDAMNED WILL BE GODDAMNED BEGGING FOR GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING MORE YOU GODDAMNED FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKER I'LL GODDAMNED RIP YOUR FATHER'S GODDAMNED BRAINS OUT AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN CALL THE GODDAMNED GAY ASS FUCKIN POLICE AND WHEN THEY GODDAMNED GET THERE I'LL STOMP THEM DOWN WITH TEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF GODDAMNED PRESSURE TEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF GODDAMNED RAGE AND TEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF GODDAMNED SLUDGE FROM NEW YORK AND NEW JERSEY I REALLY GODDAMNED FUCKIN WILL DON'T GODDAMNED FUCK WITH ME CAUSE YOU KNOW GODDAMNED FUCKING WHAT I KEEP MY GODDAMNED FUCKIN WORD YOU GODDAMNED FUCKIN MOTHERFUCKER STERILE ASS GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ヽ(`Д´)ノ

*internet asplodes*

(;´Д`)

self hate and loathing!!!!!!!!(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)

once upon a time i was a cute japanese school girl

>once upon a time i was a cute japanese school girl
(we'll call Jim)

This is beautiful thank you for this

Jim was actually a man

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hi girl im also a girl ( ´ω`)

3P sex with these girls ヽ(´∇｀)ノ

There are enough Heyuri girls to simultaneously peg anon aboves pooper and mouth... Lucky bastard (´￢`)

Reverse spitroast with Heyuri girls, what a time to be alive ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>2017
i love you( ´ω`)

2048

Hopefully, by then I wont be a wrinkly airbag （ ’～’）

plz good get

I don't feel a change.
Maybe the kind of threads we have been getting recently fall more on srs discussion side rather than goofy weeb threads, but you can easily change that yourself by making sum threads you want to see on /b/ if that's what bothers you
If it's something else, tell what's the issue

How so,OP?

Heyuri was never a "high quality" website, even during "teh golden age" - it was a "fun on teh interwebz" website with a friendly/lighthearted atmosphere and a relatively high level of activity and OC output for its size

And in that regard, I think Heyuri has been pretty great lately - especially compared to the various dark ages we've been through over the past 2 years

just u

>Heyuri was never a "high quality" website, even during "teh golden age" - it was a "fun on teh interwebz" website with a friendly/lighthearted atmosphere and a relatively high level of activity and OC output for its size

61760-san is right.When I first discovered Heyuri I came with all these lam0r pretentions about making Heyuri a 'quality' site.I gradually realized that the only thing Heyuri is really trying to do is recapture the turn of the millenium internet experience--which means free-wheeling fun,without any pretentions about making a 'great' site. Do you think they were trying to make a 'quality' site back on 4chan in 2003? No! They were too busy having fun on teh internetz!!!

/all/'s absence is the main reason why we had to cut our imageboards down to just /b/ and /q/ - otherwise we end up spreading ourselves too thin and the overall site activity level tanks

>>61778
I can't think of any additions that wouldn't spread the site too thin with it's current userbase.
Alls I think we should focus on now is getting MOAR USERS!!!I'm rather optimistic in that case./b/ and /sw/ are nice and busy and I see a lot of "my first heyuri!!!" over on lounge.Only, I wonder where the word is spreading. Could those anons who were proposing we advertise on Eurodance music videos onto something??

I'd liek board links on the HHS sidebar, or at least a link to www.heyuri.net on the front page - navigating back here after visiting several wiki pages is a bit of a chore

>>61781
>Only, I wonder where the word is spreading
Word of mouth, my friend! It is how I found this place as well.

Thx for adding board links to teh wiki kaguya-san

>>2030 then why don't we create a real, silicon based artificial intelligence, that is actually intelligent?? ヽ(´∇`)ノ
neurologists already know most of the brain, and where connects to where, and what secretes what, and most of the pathways, so we can create a real AI !!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>2033
I've thought about humans' intelligence itself essentially being very primitive in the past too. Computers have the potential to surpass its complexity by thousand fold, but then, we are the ones designing those algorithms. It takes a lot of time and dedication to educate human minds into engineers who design them. Maybe someday, technology will come to a point where it can develop itself better than humans could possibly do ( ´ω`)
Though you can tell I am just babbling, there are in-depth papers written on this matter which I didn't even bother reading (;＾Д^)

>>2035
you know what, there are many articles about that... but they are many years-old, surely there had been advancements since (;´Д`)
Sadly laws based on ethics also withhold scientists from becoming MADDO SAIENTISTOs performing interesting experiments (´Д`)

>>2037 and that is exactly why I hate and despise ethical commitees. We need to attack their HQ with RPGs!!!

>>2043
The Heyuri Ethics Commitee has decided that attacking their HQ with RPGs is unethical

We implore you to use a less popular genre, such as historical wargaming ( ´ω`)

are you a loli?

I wonder what emos are doing nowadays

>I wonder what emos are doing nowadays
Probably being teh normal 30-somethings, mostly

>Probably being teh normal 30-somethings, mostly
I wasn't expecting anything else, but feels a bit lame still (¬ ¬ )

>I wasn't expecting anything else, but feels a bit lame still (¬ ¬ )
People thought the hippies of the 1960s would lead to some kind of world wide spiritual revolution.By 1975 they were out looking for desk jobs.(´ー`)

Welcome ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Are you a female?

If you are a female, please post nudes

If you aren't, ignore my outrageous request (we don't like seeing cocks)

Posting in a n00b thread, welcome aboard ヽ(´∇`)ノ

newbies on Heyuri must report to /b/ at 4:00 PM EST for daily molestation ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Welcome aboard new hey00rian!

Please register at our adventure guild /b/ and take a beginner quest from rank F

UNLESS ur rank SSS!!!!!!

hello there, angel from my nightmares

i miss u 2!!!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Hello my sleep demon i miss u too

Mai pen0r ヽ(´ー｀)ノ