me no care (・∀・)

Santa, honestly I have to say that you are very stupid. Not only are you asking for 20,000$, all of a sudden, to pay for a new sleigh and a few extra elves(which you don't need and don't deserve!)
I personally hope Christmas dies, and a proper festivity like Yule or Saturnalia is once again reborn. This piece of crap you call a celebration, has nothing to do with a festival anymore. It is the craphole of the calendar, with the worst presents ever pushed out of your asshole. You've done nothing for Christmas fans but let the 12 year old nooooooobs to overrun the place.

I like to think of the North Pole as a giant room, filled with thousands and thousands of bottom feeding rats shitting and pissing all over themselves, until finally, being caught in the giant mousetrap that is SAINT NICK. You may live for a little while, but you're going to be pissing and shitting all over yourself, and then you'll get put on the naughty list, and you'll cry, and then wonder why you gave a present to someone who hasn't even left these TEENS yet.


-Sincerely, Grinch

DONATE TO KAGUYA ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Donate to me, i'll make sure it reaches Kaguya

can we have a heyuri version of this!!
ꉂ(＾Д^)

don't kill me plx

>>125026
you too nigger

>>125024
but i wanna live (´人｀)

i wonder what would happen if that happened..

>>125112
Heyuri would be no more..

boobs

>It's a celebration of sexy injun girls and how puritans fucked them hard ... I think
sign me up!!!

>pocahontas.jpg
Wasn't she captured when she was 14~? There is no way she would be this busty

>>124908
14 is already a teenager, and people used to age faster back in the day (plus girls go through puberty earlier)

>>124954
Menarche used to be a lot later I think

>>124903
I'd let her "poke my hontas", if you know what I mean

>check out this neko with a body pillow!
if he gives me a turn with teh daki i'll let him keep it

>>124744
m*nchkin cats are not real cats

>>125099
*munchkin

>>125100
what

>>125101
munchkin cats

happy fridayヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ

damn my meme reply got deleted :(

>>125090
turns out it violated global rule 8c. whoops sorry guise

>whoops sorry guise
all good

>>125096
ok thank you :)

>>125087
ok but why

>ok but why
if you ask too many questions about tiger sex, a tiger will come for you

>>125089
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (;´Д`)

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (;´Д`)
too late, i'm sending out teh tiger!

>>125094
but i don wanna da tiga :(((((((((((

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ah, ez. suzumiya haruhi is my final answer

Pokemon?

>>2794 got it right OP is just being a cheapskate

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=p9k9B4CR18w
forgot to include proofs （ ´_ゝ`）

distracted by chocolate laxative keiki and diuretic lemonade while I lock the bathroom door shut and put an "out of order" sign on it so she has no choice but to use me as her toire

>>124414
TEH ADVENTURES OF PENIS LOLI

>BOO!
uwaaaa
>distracted by chocolate laxative keiki and diuretic lemonade while I lock the bathroom door shut and put an "out of order" sign on it so she has no choice but to use me as her toire
toilet ojisan

>>124413
i wiould tickle her armpits

>>124413
time for computer lessons

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ﾊｯﾊﾟﾀﾞ ｷﾓﾁﾖｸ ﾅﾘﾀｲ

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Behold, two of the wonders of the modern world!

>Behold, two of the wonders of the modern world!
yeah, they're teh most wonderful boobies in teh world

good ol' saint nick

praise... be... waha...

NO!!I'm feeling.. the urge.. to..
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Waha...

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Your fortune: Bad luck

Tits

WORTH IT

afro clean shaven

bald

young jack black i guess

would still raep