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Girl Talk@Heyuri
cookie run kingdom...
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i've never played it but i've heard the porn is good. or maybe good isn't the right word, but interesting. people seem to get angry about it, so there must be something to it.
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This onion is weeping translucent juices it is pulsating its layers sliding over one another in a lubricated mess, yet no mouth came to claim it...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I remember playing Earthworm Jim a lot as a kid. Can't remember if we had a SNES or a Genesis actually, but I have zero memory of playing any Mario games so it must have been Genesis... No wonder I'm so messed up. :dark:

Anyway I dl'd an emulator cuz EarthBound seems interesting and I wanted to check it out, but I downloaded some other games too. Aside from Earthworm Jim I don't remember playing much from that era... I downloades some other roms from the all time top 10 list. What other games should I get? What other systems should I emulator? I also got NES emulator and smb3. :kuz: Any funny romhacks?

My poopoo PC can handle games up to the PS1/N64/Dreamcast era. I will also get GoldenEye which I played as a kid.
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>>176731
Thx ^^ Along with GoldenEye the other N64 game I played a lot was Tony Hawk's. And those shitty Duke Nukem ones. :dark: For some reason I never had Super Mario 64... Mario is weirdly absent from my childhood even when he could have been.

Conclusion: I did play Mario as a child but was raped by a plumber that looked like Mario and repressed all memory of it and anything Mario related. :emo:
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This game is awesome and I can already tell it still holds up perfectly. I'm going to make a new game with more serious names though. :xp:
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>>176752
Serious names are gay. I played Mother 3 and named the dog NIGGER and the PK ability ONAHOLE and it never stopped being funny.
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>>176808
I want a nicer name for my imouto though. She's a sweetie, not a brat. :smile:
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>>176808
i loev mother 3. :happy:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
u can have this
:kuma6:
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n-no.. i.-.I!! I ! NO DO:: DO NOT.. GuhASD..UHAGH!HA!!~ AJHJ!H!!!! FUCK!!! MOM! I- I.. I ACAANT H..OLD.. IT!!!! FUCCCCKKK!!! KYUaaaaaa~~~~!!!!
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AHASDFHJASFHHHHHUHHHHHUUH~~
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~UHhhh... hAGUHHHuu guhhh !!! Ahh!!!~~
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uhhhuhaaahhyaahh~ uhh.. o.. f-.fuck, t.. i.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
NOW NOW NOW!!! I WANT MY DINOSAUR NUGGIES RIGHT NOW!!!!
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cute tyrant@home
and by law, you're required to take care of em
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I WANT HEYURI-TAN NUGGIES RIGHT NAO!!!!!!!! HEYURI-TAN MEAT IN MY MOUTH NAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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teh most delicious nugget :drool:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
There is probably no model more beautiful than her in the whole world.
https://up.heyuri.net/user/boards/lolidolls/images.php
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Cum on, prove otherwise. BJDs are the cutest, but you can't hug them, simply buy cute new clothes...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
and so... the truth comes out in the end (´ー`)
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:astonish:
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if you divorced an angel, i think god would be very unhappy :huh:

so... of course, you will love her and take care of her, right? :nyaoo:
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>>176595
of course I will
I was already worshipping her like a Goddess before anyway so it doesn't change much on my end (´ー`)
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bring me jihad, i must liberate myself from lolislam ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>176593
i am telling god on you and he is going to send your ass to hell for breaking his rules (´ー`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Not jizzed on? What is this? :unsure:
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Is that the fluid from one of those toys? :unsure: I don't think you should drink that...
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waohwowo~ what chara is that btw? c-cute kawaii-combo!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
theres a neko girl on my Heyuri :nyaoo:
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how many challenge runs do i have to complete to unlock this limited edition skin
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>>176709
60000000000000000000000000000
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>>176709
hardest one is to get kagunyaa~ to post "nyaaa~" with his admin. It's possible, but only a few have managed.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Hey you!

what are you doing right at this very moment!?!?!?
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pointlessly switching through tens of tabs as if I'm working on something :smile:
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>>176727
>>176728
That doesn't work unless she's pregnant, bakas. :rolleyes:

... oh wait. :glare:
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>>176730
>That doesn't work unless she's pregnant

Not true. Lactation can be induced by nipple stimulation alone if done persistently enough.
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posting a thread
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i am watching date a live!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
halp mah (;´Д`)
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no! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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to the milking farm with you little guy
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I luv these little fellas :love:
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If I were a kid, I would be scared. :worry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
one day.... you will have a hueg baldspot :x3:
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>>176707
but I wanna be a handsome rapist so it stops being rape after a few minutes and the girl I was raping becomes my gf
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>>176711
Fun fact: a girl will self-lubricate even if she is scared or disgusted. And the oxytocin and endorphins and shit will make the bitch think she loves you.

So if your gf ever tells you she's "not in the mood" you slap that hoe and mating press while choking her out. And if you don't have a gf go out and be a man, rape one into your life.
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>>176721
Thanks rapeman! :biggrin:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>176721
thank you good doctor

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ITS A HEAD HUMPER (;゚Д゚)
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That's my fetish .. :sweat2:
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>>176714
(´¬`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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toire~
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>>176506
makes me wanna be the toilet ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>176558
But you would get p**p** in your mouth...
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TOIRE part 3: The empire strikes back
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Ah ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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delete this photo of me

Off-Topic@Heyuri
My daughter's birthday is coming up, she's going to be 9 soon. What should I get her as a present?

She's a bit tomboyish and interested in science. I was thinking I would get her a telescope so we can look at the stars together. There are ones that are under $150, but are they any good? I've never used a telescope before. I was also thinking I would get her a little plastic terrarium thing and a net so we can go catch bugs and frogs and things.
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telescope is fun for looking at craters on the moon with pretty high detail too, it doesn't have to be super expensive either ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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i think you can get a chinese telescope for 150 thats pretty good. maybe.
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>>176684
fine ill buy one so WE can look at the craters on the moon together
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>>176676
Thanks Anon!

>>176684
>>176685
>>176686
I'll definitely do some research so it's not a complete piece of crap, but a telescope + bug collecting kit it is! :happy:
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>>176690
Nice! good luck

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I don't play much games to speak, but I feel like people who care to play games are concerned about graphics too much

Just make a fun gaem like Japanese RPG games from a few decades ago with good music, interesting story/sexy characters and a world that would make me kill myself if I knew if I would reincarnate at.

Gaem or not I'm not really interested in what some ugly nigra FBI agent is up to :xp:
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its always people people baiting and haev fun calling modern games bad while they dont play games themself. Modern graphics can look absolutely fantastic, re9 is such an example. crimson desert looks insane good graphic wise. But totality agree with >>176671
that good graphics = good game, and this is in general an overall view amonger gamers. But having good graphics also make things a hell a lot of fun!

bf2 = 1000% better than bf6!
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>>176670
what this image is telling me is that i should keep dlss 5 (whatever that is) off
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>>176703
it's literally just a filter that makes your game look AI generated,
so fucking retarded...
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>peak
shut the fuck up please

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>4608
I"ll allow it
😝:cool:

working just to move forward sucks
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I lost where I saved what you finished on Koshka Sashka - Bpar
Could you post it again please?
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>>4611
Yea. Posting this again is probably the highlight of tonight; Absolutely undisturbed harmless request

https://voca.ro/1kflS05craIr
https://voca.ro/1kflS05craIr
https://voca.ro/1kflS05craIr

oi.
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>>4612
tnx bro!
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>>4614
no problem

2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
File: m2-res_1100p.mp4
(2.67 MB, 720x1100)
2797966
cute :love:
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I will name him Gerard.
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I name him... Chef
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>>176682
Well I already named him but he can be Chef Gerard. Or maybe Gerard "Chef" [Lastname] if someone wants to come up with a last name also. :smile:

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