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Off-Topic@Heyuri
ZE PEIPA
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I have an habit of flushing twice, one right as the p00p falls from my ANUS
It makes the bathroom not smell and no shit stains left in bowl
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>>174335
My toilet splashes piss/shit droplets out of the bowl onto the seat and floor every time it flushes, and makes the whole bathroom and hallway smell like the various types of fungus that the tank is filled with so flushing while sitting on it is a bad idea. It's best to stand a few feet away from it, flush it with a very outstretched arm while holding your breath, then immediately evacuate the bathroom and go wash your hands in another room.
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>>174342
Why can't you just put the lid down?
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>>174343
it would still get on the inside edge of the seat and then it'd also get on the lid, so it'd get on the back of my shirt next time and I always wear shoes indoors because america anyway so I don't care about the floor
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>I always wear shoes indoors because america anyway so I don't care about the floor
Fucking pig.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
LOL! He showed up to the nude beach with CLOTHES ON! :biggrin:
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all you had to do was type "pubic hair" in the prompt and your image could've been so much better OP
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>>174339
huh? this doesnt look AI to me
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>>174339
really? :huh:
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>>174340
the eyes, nipples and fingernails make it obvious to me, and the weird blue and yellow failed bocchi hair ornament of the girl on the left

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i was going to animate this, it would have been a very short but also cute animation about iruyeh, one so cute it would have made you all fall in love and accept her in the heyuri ranks

unfortunately I lack the skill ( ´,_ゝ`)
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still really cute even as a still ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>174330
thank you for being so supportive for her
I hope you invited her to have fun with everyone else while I wasn't looking (´~`)
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i give this hokke as a gift :hokke:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
New poster. Whaddya think? (゚ー`)
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>>174311
lost universe ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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its cool
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>>174309
Are you in a bomb shelter?
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kyanaru moe!

>>174311
Noep, but they are related in some way. I think alternative setting

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Anyone who can draw the cool s properly wins 1 free internet (・∀・)
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>>174289
no silly!!!!!!!! you do 3x4 grid and add one in the middle on top and bottom!!!!! then you connect them!!! it feels natural! you almost see the letter already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATTAKU!! :angry::angry:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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still got it :cool:
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Ah, naruhodo!
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liek dis???/??

Flash@Heyuri
How you guys doing?
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>>4516
Fighting off the constant dread of painful existance at every waking moment.
Other than that, I'm pretty good, thanks for askin'.

2D Ero@Heyuri
Please post cute, bbw, plump, huge, heavy, tall girls.

I made Hanekawa Hasumi from BlueArchive.
She is so sexy:love:
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Kitami Yuzu
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Mami
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Site Discussion@Heyuri
Hello

When I tried to make a thread i lost internet connection and when I clicked post and it took me to another page (unfortunately i didnt screenshot it) but it said "dns cant find this website" if i remember and when i got internet back my post wasnt there i tried sometimes i lose internet connection and then i cant even open the site for a few minutes after it comes back thank you!
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Heyuri does have occasional server issues causing SSL handshake failures and other things, but this sounds more like an issue on your end :unsure:
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This dumb ass' internet went out and he thought it was a heyuri bug
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>>70292
WR000000MMMM ID get
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WR000000M

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ive been thinking about just disappearing. maybe moving to a new state in a mid sized city. use cash and fake names. take under the table jobs and live in apart. unfortunately its harder than ever to get away from the prying eyes of big brother with digitized records and AI surveillance and all that
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|ω・`)じー You can't escape
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>>174134
thats not the point the point is im unhappy with my current life plus i have considerable debt.
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suicide?
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You are free!~ All barriers exist only in your mind~ :biggrin: Breathe the fresh air and see how the world is beautiful~ when you have money without the need to work

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Worship this creature!
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ALL HAIL TEH CREATURE
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cute
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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kazakh boobas

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Who summoned me again nyu?

I shall usher in over 9000 years of warnings nyu

I am your god now, nyu
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>>174056
NIGGER

(NYUGGER) banhammer

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>>174216
No, NIGGER
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moar liek poochippy :xp:
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What's a god to a king? :cool:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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👽👽👽👽UFFFOOOO POORRRNOOOOOO👽👽👽👽
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so this is the declassified UFO files :astonish:
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check the bathroom
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UFO (TH12) PORRRRNOOOOO
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>>174235
Touhou jikan is wonderful, i fapped to it recently

Site Discussion@Heyuri
So are we banning abbreviations now? Will "Re:" warrant a warning too? Get the moderation to stop jumping the gun on this shit. The harder you try the worse it looks.
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I for one think it's great that mods ban nu4chan lingo like >t. and I think they should keep at it. Thank you for your service! :cool:
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I still use t. off the site, but I also know it's most famous on English speaking sites due to being popularized on 4chan.

Even if I think a lot of R8 things the mods to after are totally harmless, I feel like the real benefit of R8 is that it identifies users who are not willing to change how they type, and are thus not particularly willing to assimilate. Good users are better than more users every time (what do you even think the Eternal September was about, what do you think 4chan complaining about "summerfags" was about, etc; just a massive influx of people who weren't going to assimilate into the site culture).
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Hello OP. My name is irrelevant, but I'll be your council and public defender. I will take over your case for you if you wish. I am a public defender with over 4 months of experience fighting unjust bans and warns.

I have successfully had 3 bans overturned and 2 threads undeleted over my career, as well as instituting a landmark policy change that helped prevent bans like these from being even more common.

If you'd like my services just let me know.
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>>70275
Objection! Offensive language!

Your honor, the prosecutor is using foul language and demeaning the defendant. Reprimand him!
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>>70279
posting here actually made me realize how much of my dialect had this kind of slang. looking back, now it feels so lame. thanks heyuri

Flash@Heyuri
You win!
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Accept no substitutes

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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RAEPMAN CP!!!! (・∀・)
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handsome-sama's favorite game

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
We will watch Iketeru Futari (1999), Gokicha!! (2012) and Read or Die OVA (2001) on the next Saturday (21th), starting 18:00 UTC

Iketeru Futari is a short episodic ecchi anime, Gokicha is a moe anime about cockroaches that's merely 16 minutes. We will then watch the OVA for ROD, which is a prequel to a longer (26EPs) TV anime that aired through Fall~Winter of 2003. One of the main characters is an introverted haafu girl (sensei?), I'm looking forward :biggrin:
We will try some replacements for the soon-closing pomf clone we've been using for the last streams, make sure to join and tell how the videos are playing for you - we will use whatever works best for the future streams, as it's not reliable to assess without a crowd.

For newcomers, you can find the detailed information and our previous streams from here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Cytube
Heyuri's rules apply in the CyTube channel.

Also please fill our nominations page where we pick these shows from: https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ - you must log in at least once every 4~ months to keep your votes intact!
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>>6066
heyuri club banzai!
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>cytube 4.png
WIN!!!!! :iyahoo:
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>>6020
ZA PAPER
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enjoy the stream

2D Ero@Heyuri
Anaru! Cumming deep!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
mangadex is censoring / removing all manga that are loli and claims its due to Legal Reasons!
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>>6070
MahoAko is still there though, that guy was just worried it might be taken down someday
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i think this is teh beginning of more censoring, i dont care all that much about mangadex, but they are large - and thats why this subject matter.

even more why HEYWIN is... eto... WIN! :waha:
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What is the point of using mangadex if it only hosts scanlations when there are a bunch of aggregators that have official translations? :unsure:
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officals scanlation often realses years or - even at all. Most mangas that have been translated are made by fans. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>6078
Most aggregators compress what they've scraped from mangadex making it lower quality and often add a watermark too. Is there a good one that doesn't do that?

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Excellent loop!

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