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WTF NUKE INDIA
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>>164258
how did you know? :unsure:
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>WTF NUKE INDIA

Can we? Seriously fuck India. Ship the ones living overseas back home too.
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>>164273
+1 agreed
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anituuubbb
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>>164304
ur 30s away from being debt free!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
If you can get some friends together, try out Khrushchev's Corner. The rules of the game are simple: open a tin of caviar and everyone will take a turn in the corner jerking off into it while they are timed. The player with the slowest record has to eat the cumviar and the player with the fastest record has to do 5 shots of vodka. Then you play again, but now the fastest player will be slower thanks to the vodka. The game ends when everyone has eaten a tin of cumviar. There are no winners in Khrushchev's Corner.

Your fortune: You have cancer

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The premise of every classic Russian game: Make everyone miserable and unhappy once it's all over
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sounds liek fun on the bun

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i wish i was a cute yaoi boy with ahoge :cry: i instead was born into a nasty human body!!!
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huge hands :nosebleed:
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back to j with you
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i do not belong in j! i am male, just not cute :closed-eyes2:

Flash@Heyuri
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( ´,_ゝ`)
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Here's your daily dose of Japanese news.
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/c61cdf7a064ce4373920c3c2810c3867e27e4e78

A 27-year-old teacher has been arrested in connection with a case in which current elementary school teachers allegedly shared secretly taken images of children on a social media group. All teachers in a child secretly filming sharing group arrested. Kai Kurage (27), a public elementary school teacher in Bizen City, Okayama Prefecture, is suspected of possessing a video of a girl changing clothes to satisfy his sexual desires. According to police, Kai had disposed of the secretly filmed videos he had after seeing news of other teachers being arrested for secretly filming, but he kept some, stating, "They were like treasures to me, so I felt it was a shame to throw them away." Kai is the seventh person arrested in connection with a series of teacher groups established by former Nagoya elementary school teacher Yuji Moriyama, and all members of the group have now been arrested.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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ITT: We draw websites from memory
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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After drawing this I checked teh site and realized I missed something, oh well(´π`)
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>>164226
teh fakku is dat
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>>164270
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/ , the chibi on the side is a shitty Melon-chan

Flash@Heyuri
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Someone should make a software that shuffles through flashes as if they were mp3 files for weird people who exclusively listens to flash loops, like me. (´¬`)
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I gotchu covered anon! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
I had an Ai code up a bash script for Windows that gathers every sfw in an array in random order. And plays them for 25 seconds before moving onto the next flash. It uses ruffle unfortunately as it didn't work flash player 32. I'm on Linux now so this code is useless to me.
Grab this txt file, set it to your desired sfw folder. Then use PS2EXE to turn it into an executable. Unfortunately I don't think I can send txt through the flash category so here it is in plain text.
You can tell its ai because it puts in so many gosh darn comments.

# Path to the folder containing .swf files
$folderPath = "D:\FlashSWF\Simple_loops_and_scenery"

# Path to the flash player executable (e.g., Ruffle, Flash Player Projector)
# Ensure this path is correct and the executable can be run.
$playerPath = "D:\FlashSWF\ruffle.exe"

# --- Script Start ---

Write-Host "Searching for .swf files in: '$folderPath'"

# Get all .swf files in the specified folder
# Get-ChildItem returns FileInfo objects, which contain FullName, Name, etc.
$swfFiles = Get-ChildItem -Path $folderPath -Filter "*.swf" -ErrorAction SilentlyContinue

# Check if any .swf files were found
if ($swfFiles.Count -eq 0) {
    Write-Host "Error: No .swf files found in the folder '$folderPath'."
    Write-Host "Please ensure the folder path is correct and contains .swf files."
    exit
}

Write-Host "Found $($swfFiles.Count) .swf files."
Write-Host "Starting continuous playback in randomized order. Press Ctrl+C to stop."

# Infinite loop to continuously play randomized playlists
while ($true) {
    Write-Host "`n--- Shuffling playlist for a new cycle ---"

    # Randomize the order of the SWF files
    # Get-Random with -Count $swfFiles.Count ensures all files are returned in a random order
    $randomizedPlaylist = $swfFiles | Get-Random -Count $swfFiles.Count

    # Loop through each file in the newly randomized playlist
    foreach ($file in $randomizedPlaylist) {
        Write-Host "Playing: $($file.Name) (Path: $($file.FullName))"

        # Start the flash player process
        # -PassThru captures the process object, allowing us to manage it specifically
        # The argument list needs the full path enclosed in double quotes in case of spaces
        try {
            $process = Start-Process -FilePath $playerPath -ArgumentList "`"$($file.FullName)`"" -PassThru -ErrorAction Stop
        }
        catch {
            Write-Host "Error starting player for $($file.Name): $($_.Exception.M


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dear santa-san, for christmas i want a sumo wrestler!
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Won't fit down chimney .. :sweat2: 🎅
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dear santa-san, for christmas i want miku1!!

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I remembrar the 8000GETs :biggrin:
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  ii,,,,、:::::::::::::::,,,,g*': : : : : : :        `''    I remembrar the 8000GETs ^_^                       
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  llllllllll!゙`: : .:::::::`::::::: :::: : : : '゙,i´.l゙ヒ   ,    │□ Anonymous 2025/12/04(Thu)15:29:00 No.164243         
  lllllll!゙` : _:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ゜: l゙.ト,,       │           
  !!!l!゜.: : ,llil,,,、:::::_,,,,、:::::::::::::::: .l゙ .レ ,,      │>GETS           
  ;;;``丶.:゙lllllliiiiliiillllllll!:::::::::::::: : ": .,] .      │plural?            
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    │ I remember the 160000 GETs
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    │□ Anonymous 2025/10/12(Sun)09:31:21 No.158395
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    │ Remilia


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:dance::dance2:5 YEAR PARTY:dance2::dance:
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It's seriously hard to believe that I've now been on Heyuri for over 8 years...
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:hokke:
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5 years of degeneracy :happy:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Good Night.
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goooooood niiightttt!!🐭
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oyasuminasaiiiiiiii
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goodnight!!!! ^^

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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When j00 take the bus after midnight in degrees of lewdity (;´Д`)
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great game
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i haet it when that happens
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>164253
(;´Д`)

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Has something like this ever happened to you in IRL?
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I wish :sad:
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if you spend a 3rd of your life asleep its almost guaranteed to happen at least once┐(゚~゚)┌
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i think it would have been really funny if right before she said she was going to mess with him he just woke up with a dead look on his face and told her he's gay
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I love swallowing cum it taste soo good
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Smallgirl is a busted up whore and Coward

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Drive my stick shift, bitch. :biggrin:
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holy hell why is her face so wide
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it looks like she put on a few inches of makeup to hide her ugly face
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>>164241
well asian people have flat and squished in faces.

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Somnophilia !!
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I really love this i hope i find a picture like that of me
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Smallgirl is my arch nemesis and i dont like her posting here. i will kill her in battle

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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surprise muthafucka! :nigra:
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:astonish:
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penguins need to stop surprising me, my heart can't take it

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Hello, could you please feature my banner? I spent a good hour or two making it and I think it came out quite good.

Target site: https://crba.dedyn.io
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>>69538
you don't just make a mlp board... you need something FORCING you to make a mlp board.
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>>69539
Thank you SO much!!
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Could CRBA be mutually linked with Heyuri? Sorry if that's asking too much, I already very much appreciate the banner.
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Sure, we accept mutual links too
Added your site to https://heyuri.net/index.php?p=links
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>>69719
Thank you SO much!!!

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gonna make penne integrale today ( ´ω`) any ingredient you can recommend? ps. I'm out out of loli piss
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Try chocolate! Cheese and chocolate are delicious, especially with wheat products.
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zest a little lemon, throw in some butter, grate some parmesan cheese. dont forget to salt the boiling water

i call it "lemon pasta", its delicious

3D Girls@Heyuri
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Post nude dancing (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I was just listening to this song:dizzy:
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No.

Have clothed dancing
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>>1200
this trigger my rape instinct

these nude videos DO NOT
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>>1200
What's that? :huh:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What did you wear today?
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>>164204
average heyurizen
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Track pants, long sleeve under a sweater or hoodie.
I like to stay warm, winter's get really cold. (;´Д`)
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>>164204
i will give negative vortex a listen and sick nwu type 3s 🎧
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>>164212
>sick nwu type 3s
close! these are marine issued(MCCUU). they're basically invincible, i can recommend :mona2:
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>>164215
oh sick i will have to snag a pair. it must have been the lighting. :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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"Females outnumbered males among suicides under 20 in Japan last year for the first time on record, reflecting a worsening state of mental health among adolescent girls, a research team said."

:cry: Heyuri, we need to stop this.
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>>164043
You dont know shit tard
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>>164193
he must know far more about the subject than you since you have nothing to say about it
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although they commit suicide there are many others willing to reproduce and continue the legacy of their people. :biggrin:
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those boys in japan are fighting back. good going, lads! let's keep up the good work! :biggrin:
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>>164203
total male victory :iyahoo:

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