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Off-Topic@Heyuri
wat do u think of girls that claim to b 18?
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>>177846
>uh
>duh
never heard of a dating site that doesn't ask for your phone are you shitting me?
>never put ur real name/address on the internet
no shit sherlock :closed-eyes:
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i love them more than girls who claim to be under 18 and girls who are actually 18
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If it's to get through an age prohibition thing it's alright, but otherwise I feel like underage girls who admit they're underage tend to be more appealing.
I mean, the girls in this thread's pictures just look like common whores.
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>>177850
you werent suppose to do that? :unsure:
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>>177846
>>177850
Aren't there services that allow you to use a phone number that can't be tied back to you?

Flash@Heyuri
*runs away*
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>>4659
finally a flash worthy of saving!
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gracias meine freunde <3

Off-Topic@Heyuri
235962
Hey you lolicon!
This site is not for children! Me must make sure you are over 18! Provide your ID right now!!!

ID template in png later in the thread
ID template in gimp format https://up.heyuri.net/src/5451.xcf
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I do not consent to answering questions or being detained, and if you get a warrant or probable cause I do not consent to those either
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Here's my ID (Incredible Dick), enjoy. :onigiri:
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>>177843
Ittadakimasu~ (´¬`)人♡
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Would you fall for this?:tongue::lolico:
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*opens door*
Ah what a beutiful... big. girthy. veiny. ENORMOUS COCK AAAA WTF
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free beer pls
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>>177395
The lolis are futanaris?!
:angry::angry::angry: WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT VAN I HAVE A DIRE NEED FOR LOLICOCK!!!!!!!:angry::angry::angry:
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i'm horny not stoopid :angry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Congratulations crazy-kun on getting 177777 GET :biggrin:
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Girl Talk@Heyuri
I don't need to buy books, because the bookshop is already the best reading enviroment for me! I don't mind standing up, and a lot of them even have sofas and cafes attached. If I actually bought the book, it would just collect dust at home.
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>>1703
try reading standing up
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>1707
Dang maybe if I lay on my stomach I'll gain enough literacy to actually finish a book LOL

I got a book for Christmas and had to get the audiobook version bc my brain was just refusing to retain any of the words TwT;;
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I done buy books because I mostly read fanfiction. Not even erotic fanfiction.
I have read millions upon millions of words for free.
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>>1716
I'm reading locally generated AI ero fiction. :dark:

2D Cute@Heyuri
:angry::cry:
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( ´,_ゝ`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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NEKOO :blush:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
↗:astonish:➡
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>177797
no hot zones :angry:
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>>177782
phewooo~
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ive been looking for this for a while now

Girl Talk@Heyuri
huhu~ I spent my night prompting AI, masturbating and drinking.
but ill have to go to work tomorow and pretend to be normal
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>>1658
i feel the same way. i think if i had more orgasms back when i was a kid id probably have done better in school come to think of it, Yknow, clear head means you can study more... Sometimes i wonder if really successful people had fulfilling sex lives and the whole "if you masturbate youll do nothing all day and be lazy" thing is just BS.
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Luckily im not delusiobal enough to have an AI boyfriend (yet) but having something that optimize reading/writing fanfics is such a blessing. (´¬`)
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Trying a new roleplay focused model for chatbotting tonight. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>1713
update: i cant get the model to work, im gonna kms myself
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>>1440
is it fun being an ai prompt artist?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i will never get better at mahjong
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>>177786
but kaiji doesn't play mahjong
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>>177813
But both are about gambling! It's critical to learn not just mahjong but also how to suffer.
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have you tried learning tile efficiency and stuff
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don't give up, try again!
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>>177799
I was the same for a long time, until one day I could no longer resist the urge to strip Rumi naked in animahjong :biggrin:
Now I'm one step closer to understanding the essence of ojisan.

3D Girls@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:emo:
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this machine REFUSES to serve cannibals
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>this machine REFUSES to serve cannibals
WTF ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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Tbh, this machine's walk-up window is rather small, not sure how would you fit an entire woman there... unless she was minced beforehand :sweat:
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>>177793
they are rather portable actually :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What level of thinking are you at? :unsure:
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we all bought this mag for teh speacial "bonus"!!!
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pyza look!
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yeah this is beautiful and do want to buy one, but idk what i would do with it :x3:
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>>177805
we could cosplay together >:3
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lol thats sounds way 2 awzum to miss out on! Hell yeah we should! (>^.^<)

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Need more loli with teddy bear please please
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TEDDY! :kuma6:
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>>24071
artists who care to draw childish character panties are the best
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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That was a fun day :xd:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
post or u gay.
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is it gay if it's with a futa?
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>>177332
turn around 360 degrees and walk away
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Faggot
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toasting in a str8 bread

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I cannot describe how much I love this skit
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the voices sound too off for me
I only like Marty's. frasier is too shouty the whole time
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>>4652
>Shouty Frasier

I agree, shouty frasier stinks but the jokes were on point. Martin was probably the closest

Alice in chains dad

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I dont like shopping anymore. :emo:
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Hey! My chips! :angry:
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>>177705
SET MY PEOPLE FREE. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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They done nigraproofed da joint :nigra:
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>>177699
i blame the niggers
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:nigra:🚧 Shelf's closed due to AIDS.🚧:nigra:

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