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Off-Topic@Heyuri
wahooo
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>>176767
prove it.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>176799
WTF. hiro's chinese?! :glare:
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>>176888
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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MOAR

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Well fuck you too, baka ojisan! :angry:
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>>176750
You can't jump over the counter and rape her. Not immersive enough. :sweat2:
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Go now!
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DW1 is pretty good, but the grind eventually gets to be a pain.

If I ever get to playing DW2 or 3, I'm doing the GBC version, rather that on NES.

>>176750
you do just have to fucking wait there for her to walk in front of the counter, it is annoying
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>>176739
kawaii
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>>176821
I did wait to see if she was going to move to the counter, and I found it pretty funny when she did in fact move. The some of the girls in this game kinda act like bratty teenagers (saying stuff like "no I am not princess Gwaelin" and "I hate people! Go! Leave me!"), which is pretty charming. Having to wait at the counter because the girl isn't there feels like going to a small shop in the countryside during summer and having to deal with a teenage girl who doesn't take her summer job seriously.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I don't know what im testing for, but im testing :cool:
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>>176833
I want to have SEX with this OL. :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
my bladder is incredibly full from medications but i dont want to pee
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sounds like you need another medication to cure your omorashi fetish
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RELEASE
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thread update: i peed a lot

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
i got so mad @work i thew my mouse at my screen and it broke. :angry:
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i've to deal with teh broken monitor tomorrow and i do not wanna admit i threw a mouse at it. :closed-eyes2:
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shit, you released haruhi again :worry2:
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:cry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Which STYLE do you typically use on teh Heyuri?
I like Ayashii.
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I think Mercury is pretty ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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futaba :nigra:
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uh whatever's the default
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>>176841
sakomoto
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Mercury

Lounge@Heyuri
I went to a massage parlor in my town on the spur of the moment and the nice chinese lady took me into the back, made me undress, and put my hands on her ass. I was fingering her and she jerked me off after I gave her a fraction of what she asked for. Am I going to get an STD? Is the chinese mafia going to come to my house and demand more money? I only went there once and now I'm freaked the hell out. I washed my hands immediately after and took a shower when I got home.

I'm freekin out, man (;´Д`)
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Why didn't you pay her, thats kind of rude. :monapc:
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If you were a true gentleman, you'd come back, with a red packet, rice hat, and that rice spirit the chinese like so much, bow down on your knees and give the rest to her. Then she will forgive you!
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if a handjob lady lets you touch her butt its like saying she likes you, same as when dogs roll over and show you their tummies.

you betrayed an elderly chinese woman's trust and now you have aids from a handjob, congrats
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>>15482
That's what that means? She accepted less money than what she asked for initially so I thought she'd be okay with whatever. ykno

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Born from an egg on a mountain top
The punkiest monkey that ever popped
He knew every magic trick under the sun
To tease the Gods
And everyone and have some fun
:onigiri:Monkey magic, Monkey magic:onigiri:
:onigiri:MONKEY MAGIC, MONKEY MAGIC:onigiri:
:onigiri:MONKEY MAGIC, MONKEY MAGIC:onigiri:
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:nigra: MONKEY MAGIC :nigra:
:nigra: MONKEY MAGIC :nigra:
:nigra: MONKEY MAGIC :nigra:
:nigra: MONKEY MAGIC :nigra:
:nigra: MONKEY MAGIC :nigra:
:nigra: MONKEY MONKEY MAGIC :nigra:
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i remember Monkey

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I love onoda-san
:blush::blush::blush:
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i'd let her make me work overtime :nosebleed:

2D Cute@Heyuri
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Girl Talk@Heyuri
cookie run kingdom...
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i've never played it but i've heard the porn is good. or maybe good isn't the right word, but interesting. people seem to get angry about it, so there must be something to it.
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This onion is weeping translucent juices it is pulsating its layers sliding over one another in a lubricated mess, yet no mouth came to claim it...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I remember playing Earthworm Jim a lot as a kid. Can't remember if we had a SNES or a Genesis actually, but I have zero memory of playing any Mario games so it must have been Genesis... No wonder I'm so messed up. :dark:

Anyway I dl'd an emulator cuz EarthBound seems interesting and I wanted to check it out, but I downloaded some other games too. Aside from Earthworm Jim I don't remember playing much from that era... I downloades some other roms from the all time top 10 list. What other games should I get? What other systems should I emulator? I also got NES emulator and smb3. :kuz: Any funny romhacks?

My poopoo PC can handle games up to the PS1/N64/Dreamcast era. I will also get GoldenEye which I played as a kid.
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>>176731
Thx ^^ Along with GoldenEye the other N64 game I played a lot was Tony Hawk's. And those shitty Duke Nukem ones. :dark: For some reason I never had Super Mario 64... Mario is weirdly absent from my childhood even when he could have been.

Conclusion: I did play Mario as a child but was raped by a plumber that looked like Mario and repressed all memory of it and anything Mario related. :emo:
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This game is awesome and I can already tell it still holds up perfectly. I'm going to make a new game with more serious names though. :xp:
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>>176752
Serious names are gay. I played Mother 3 and named the dog NIGGER and the PK ability ONAHOLE and it never stopped being funny.
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>>176808
I want a nicer name for my imouto though. She's a sweetie, not a brat. :smile:
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>>176808
i loev mother 3. :happy:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
u can have this
:kuma6:
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n-no.. i.-.I!! I ! NO DO:: DO NOT.. GuhASD..UHAGH!HA!!~ AJHJ!H!!!! FUCK!!! MOM! I- I.. I ACAANT H..OLD.. IT!!!! FUCCCCKKK!!! KYUaaaaaa~~~~!!!!
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AHASDFHJASFHHHHHUHHHHHUUH~~
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~UHhhh... hAGUHHHuu guhhh !!! Ahh!!!~~
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uhhhuhaaahhyaahh~ uhh.. o.. f-.fuck, t.. i.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
NOW NOW NOW!!! I WANT MY DINOSAUR NUGGIES RIGHT NOW!!!!
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cute tyrant@home
and by law, you're required to take care of em
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I WANT HEYURI-TAN NUGGIES RIGHT NAO!!!!!!!! HEYURI-TAN MEAT IN MY MOUTH NAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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teh most delicious nugget :drool:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
There is probably no model more beautiful than her in the whole world.
https://up.heyuri.net/user/boards/lolidolls/images.php
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Cum on, prove otherwise. BJDs are the cutest, but you can't hug them, simply buy cute new clothes...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
and so... the truth comes out in the end (´ー`)
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:astonish:
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if you divorced an angel, i think god would be very unhappy :huh:

so... of course, you will love her and take care of her, right? :nyaoo:
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>>176595
of course I will
I was already worshipping her like a Goddess before anyway so it doesn't change much on my end (´ー`)
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bring me jihad, i must liberate myself from lolislam ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>176593
i am telling god on you and he is going to send your ass to hell for breaking his rules (´ー`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Not jizzed on? What is this? :unsure:
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Is that the fluid from one of those toys? :unsure: I don't think you should drink that...
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waohwowo~ what chara is that btw? c-cute kawaii-combo!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
theres a neko girl on my Heyuri :nyaoo:
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how many challenge runs do i have to complete to unlock this limited edition skin
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>>176709
60000000000000000000000000000
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>>176709
hardest one is to get kagunyaa~ to post "nyaaa~" with his admin. It's possible, but only a few have managed.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Hey you!

what are you doing right at this very moment!?!?!?
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pointlessly switching through tens of tabs as if I'm working on something :smile:
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>>176727
>>176728
That doesn't work unless she's pregnant, bakas. :rolleyes:

... oh wait. :glare:
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>>176730
>That doesn't work unless she's pregnant

Not true. Lactation can be induced by nipple stimulation alone if done persistently enough.
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posting a thread
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i am watching date a live!

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