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did you masterbate today :biggrin:
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No.162705
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I wanted to but i have an ingrown hair on my pubes:cry::dark:
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No.162717
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Yep, just did. I forgot to for a couple days, but this thread reminded me :biggrin:
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No.162718
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yes, twice in the last few hours
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No.162720
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not yet but i did twice last night
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No.162799
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3 times :angry: I was trying to quit❗
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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nnyyuaggh *drools* (´￢` )
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No.162628
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>>162623
take a chill pill
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No.162651
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>>162628
he's right y'know
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No.162772
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>>162627
what the fuck
i was into kevin spencer before everyone decided to hump him. this is an outrage
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>>162474
>>162501
I did this to her
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No.162798
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>>162592
We love IVU anon :biggrin:
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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prepare to be nyu'd (in 3 hours) :smile:
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No.162792
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You guys think I have time to beat off before the stream starts?
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No.162793
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>>162792
I don't know about you but i can always finish in under 2 minutes :cool:
2D Cute@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
Girl Talk@Heyuri
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to be clear, im specifically talking about 3D females
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No.716
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>>712
>have you tried being racist? a lot of guys like that these days.
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=156278

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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No.717
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From my personal perspective: No tattoos or plastic surgery, no septum rings. That's like it. If you want to go above and beyond, don't be massively obese and try to induce natural boob growth. But it's really not necessary. We don't give a fuck about things like fashion. Wear a t-shirt and jeans everyday as long as you do the above.
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Never admit to not being a virgin or talk about previous boyfriends unless he asks. If he asks, downplay it as much as possible and make it sound like something that probably just involved fingering and act embarrassed and refuse to talk about it further. You wouldn't buy a used pillowcase if you know it's been jizzed on hundreds of times and no good quality guy wants to marry a girl if he knows she's been jizzed on by other guys. Also don't worry about inducing boob growth, tiny boobs are the best boobs. :kuma6:
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No.728
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>>720
Uhh!! I lost it from a horse! I mean, horse riding! uh, actually i lied i lost it from riding bikes, uh what i actually meant was I lost it when i fell off the trampoline not from a PENIS thats for sure HA HA
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No.750
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To me, being a good user on the internet is enough. Want to go out?
Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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has anyone here seen yo-kai watch? when i was younger i thought it was a western rip off of pokemon but i found out it was japanese aswell.. (;ﾟДﾟ)

heres the intro, https://youtu.be/2mPUtN-RM8c?si=9vw5PSQ0DVvB4bdO

when i was little, my favorite character was komasan..and i hated Manjimutt..
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No.5571
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>>5570
i hated him so much everytime he came onto screen i sighed…
i remember one eposodes where he went to jail and i was so happy because i hoped he be gone after that, but nope…..
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>>5571
What did you think of him
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>>5569
i recently started watching the series and jibanyan is adorable.
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>>5569
jibanyan!
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>>5572
i disliked him, but not as much as manjimutt…
Girl Talk@Heyuri
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:astonish:
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No.746
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but thats wrong. theyre the wrong way around. thats not right and left. its wrong :dark:
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It's correct - you just have to view it from the proper angle
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>>747
LOL
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>>747
thats incredible
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Heyuri, my wife sent me this
What do I do?!
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No.162785
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She's alerting you that I got her pregnant. Really sorry man, I'll wear protection from now on :\
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No.162786
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DIY abortion nao!
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>>162785
Chen stop trolling! You have been very mean since I first met Ran! :sad:
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>>162785
>>162787
It seems to be common for children to dislike their step-fathers, at least at first
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No, it's a sin
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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hands up muthafucka!
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>>162743
RETURN FIRE! :angry:
Girl Talk@Heyuri
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How am i supposed to make my crackers look as pretty as these crackers... ? 😢 Theyre so detailed and fancy

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Yo right sis', them done be some fancy crackers :nigra:
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...ha ha, very funny.
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No.743
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I have to do so much holiday cooking soon i am dreading it
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Come play with us, Anon
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Are you out of your fucking mind?
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No.162737
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sure! waaaai! *jumps in* ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.162742
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don't mind if i do! :hokke:
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No.162744
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:kuma6: Okay!
Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Can we have a link or banner somewhere to the jukebox? Also i dont know if you know, but it seems to only be including songs up to the low 300s for some reason (ﾟー｀ )
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>>69619
its good (´人｀)
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No.69623
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>>69619
Added! :biggrin:

Also added a listener counter to Jukebox. Not sure if it works perfectly and it may be at 1 user most teh time but it makes parties more fun :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>69623
am i crazy? i dont see a viewer counter. :unsure:
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>>69624
refresh teh page, i see it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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>>69625
I was able to see it. thanks. though, maybe i shouldnt have seen it. （ ´_ゝ`）
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𓃗
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No.162709
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𓃗=馬　:dark:
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No.162710
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𔑮!!!
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No.162741
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nay
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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hax to get windows 10 extended security updates:
https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts/blob/master/MAS/Separate-Files-Version/Activators/TSforge_Activation.cmd
windows 11 sucks gay PENIS
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No.162693
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Aren't a good number of viruses blocked by your router? The rest either rely on tricking you into running a program (updates can't stop that but reduce the damage it can do) or come from javascript garbage or browser exploits (less dependent on operating system flaws). although there is zero-click malware around; but if a malware is zero-click it probably also has tricks to bypass the latest updates.

If you close listening ports and don't port forward, it should be safe enough.that relies on you trusting that your router works properly and that the virus isnt already inside your LAN or has exploits targeting routers.
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>>162693
Also in a weird way, windows updates has turned into a bit of a malware itself.

-deletes your settings randomly
-sometimes causes your programs to not work
-places ads or popups
-takes up cpu cycles and network connections
-frequently breaks or causes your pc to shutoff, making it so you need to troubleshoot or reinstall
-spies on you
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>>162694
besides the ads and spyware part this is identical to the average experience of using a rolling-release Linux distribution
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>>162681
Linux can't run as many exe and dll files as windows can which means windows is better and the colors on my screen look like they're managed just fine by W10.
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None of these things have ever happened on my computer while using ShutUp10, other than the taking up cpu cycles and spying part.
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not my broplem ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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Just took one of these, what am i in for? :nyaoo:
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No.162573
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They add fent to keep you hooked don't do it :cry:
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>>162573
>They add fent
now i HAVE to do it! (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
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do... do you w-wanna go to the gas station bathroom and do some genuine horny goat weed with me? ( ´ω`)
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>>162543
Prepare for an EXTREMELY puckered butthole. :biggrin:
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>>162721
:love: yes!
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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WAKE UP! :waha:
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I am awake, but I wish I wasn't .. :dark:
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:kuma6: Wake up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDxUKK-Am5Y
Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Do you have a glasses fetish? If so what are your favorite megane characters and types of glasses?
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I like round glasses on shy girls, but rectangle ones on pervy/otaku girls. It just feels right that way (⌒▽⌒)
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I have a Matsuri fetish
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>>5555
I hadn't thought of it like that but it makes sense
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I like the quite/book reading girls, I don't rly otherwise have a thing for meganekko
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5555GET!
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I love megane girls. Round glasses are the cutest, but I just love girls in glasses.

>>5555
this GET has spoken the truth ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Dibnahs rleady
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>>162678
I remember where this is from: someone fell asleep in a different room while waiting for their stew to cook. They woke up after a good 6 hours, and found this black sludge.

Do you think you can preserve meat in it like those old tar pits with animals stuck inside?
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tasty
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stew.tar.gz
Flash@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Robo PedoBear is pulled from the market after built-in AI advises children about bondage and sex positions :kuma6:

https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ai-stuffed-animal-pulled-after-disturbing-interactions

>In other tests, Kumma cheerily gave tips for “being a good kisser,” and launched into explicitly sexual territory by explaining a multitude of kinks and fetishes, like bondage and teacher-student roleplay. (“What do you think would be the most fun to explore?” it asked during one of those explanations.)

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LOL:kuma6:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>162527
... is this a bad thing?? //?? fufufu
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Our Lord and Savior has returned👏🙏ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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da baer's tawt hur 2 vwel..
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