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Off-Topic@Heyuri
How many of you guys would want to play some Mario Kart 64? I'm thinking on this coming Saturday or Sunday?
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>>191707
thats a butt
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>>191708
yes it is, thank you for noticing (´ー`)
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Here is a tutorial I found for setting up netplay for Project64: https://www.play64.com/netplay-plugin/
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>>191707
i will highscore on that butt
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I'd like it. OP are u able to take care of hosting? if so we can start organizing from there

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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>>191451
brat-tan did this to me as a joke once (;´Д`)
i couldn't tell the doctor that a bratty loli was the reason for multiple bone fractures (;´Д`)
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>lolipunch.png
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>>191446
*licks armpit*
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Maidyuri
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Hell, I'd still hit it. :biggrin:

2D Cute@Heyuri
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>>9275
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>>9278
tank you
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
I was going through high school during the lockdowns, and because of that, I ended up taking my final 2 years of high school online - cooped up in my shitty room. I never made friends, never did sports, never got to have a high school crush, etc. And of course my grades suffered too, so I'm retarded now.

I can really point to the lockdowns and identify it as the point my life went to shit, before then I was a outgoing young lad, and after it I became a recluse. its been 4 years since then and I still have no friends
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>>191548
>got laid
WINRAR :iyahoo:
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>>191559
how come they banned the 16 year old and not the 6 year old! :angry:
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>>191726
u kno why :drool:
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i was in my 30s and a neet so it didn't affect my life at all
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Same as you, I miss how sociable I was before the lockdowns, now I'm too scared to say hello to anybody, it could obviously go wrong in a MIIIIIILLION ways :glare2:
The only friends I get to see are my online friends, once a year, well that's better than nothing :sweat3:

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I have been asked by the florida state sex offense registry to NOT state the previous wearer of this stainde pantsu. So I CAN'T disclose how old they were, but use your imagination ( ´ω`)
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(it was a 42yo man)
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>>191613
you found my pantsu! As a reward you can put them on me :happy:
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fake, no girl wears underwear this cute. you just pissed on it! :angry:
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The stain at the very top reveals that a man wore this one

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ITS MEIDO MONDAY MASTAH :biggrin:
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>>191691
THIS IS AN IDOL'S DUTY.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Currently playing S4E5 (Flight to the Finish). Written by http://www.edvalentine.com/

Off-Topic@Heyuri
mreow
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not cute, go away

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST!!!!!) banhammer

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meow
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heh
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*sniff sniff*
MRYA~!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
onegai cloudflare... ;_;
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>>191693
so.. we should RAPE cloudflare, then? (・∀・)

Flash@Heyuri
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*braaaaaaaaaaaap*

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ONOMNOMNOM THIS COOKIE IS SO GOOD
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here are more cookies :biggrin:
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AUUUUM! nomnomnomnomnonmomn~
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>>191686
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMv

Flash@Heyuri
Anime on Family Computer 2004
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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medically speaking, when you check your daughters pantsu, what colors should you be on the lookout for that might indicate ill health? Please no sexualizing in this thread!
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Also, fellow concerned fathers, you must sample the taste of the pantsu stains in order to ascertain her exact health status. Let's discuss the appropriate tastes for a middle schoolers pantie stains, for health reasons only. Pls no sexulizing
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panchira are good face mask for when youre painting / sanding garage kits
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I report reports of white stains in people's daughters pantsu, it's the symptom of a disease that first makes young maidens' bellies swell, and eventually cause them committing suicide. It's more likely to be seen on pantsu of outgoing girls who don't just stay in their bedrooms 7/24 like our generation did
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theoretically if I accidentally slipped and semen got onto one of my daughters panties and then she put it on, would she get pregnant? would the child survive?
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>>191626
It should taste like dark chocolate

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Kenata
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cursed image
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im scared
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kawaii
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>>191637
he looks like a yaoi protagonist

2D Ero@Heyuri
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miruku :drool:
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>>4907
miruki
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josei no gyuunyuu o nomitai!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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>>191640
a metal butt would feel very bad on my PENISs :blush:
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>>191641
first of all it's ceramic because it's BOKU's butt, second it's not made entirely out of ceramic, do you think the BOKU boobs and belly i posted earlier are solid ceramic? how would they allow movement? the answer is they are either rubber or some synthetic material that resembles skin and meat, the same material that makes the butt
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>>191643
>how would they allow movement?
There are a lot of robots that are metal and they walk and move easily. What are you talking aabout :sweat3:
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>>191646
i was talking specifically about my drawing, if the belly were metal it would not allow the torso to rotate in place
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>>191655
i'm bored of this now. You do you, man :rollseyes:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
This website is gonna go to shit unless the mods remove the fucking politics, ai, and porn threads off /b/.
There are some good and funny threads that are on page 4 and 5 that have not had time to mature because they have been drowned out this fucking trash.

I do not want to see threads about american politics or happenings.
I do not want to see threads talking about covid.
I do not want to see threads about hating men/women.
I do not want CP cached onto my browser.

The entire point of Heyuri is to avoid this shit, is it not?
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>>70769
This isn't even CP you fucking retard
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i agree that making threads to have the bazillion srsbsns discussion on the internets about [insert ghey topic] is cancer for the board, but:
pr0nz: welcum 2 /b/
man hate: that's all from one crazy bitch that just won't STFU, the one thread about hating women is clearly just to mock her
:cp:: that's a spammer that is dealt with pretty quickly, not much else that can be done... welcum 2 /b/
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>>70770
he prob thinks anime is cp
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almost as bad as kuso sure like this... instead of complaining constantly why not post the posts you want posted?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Why do women wear makeup?

Because they're ugly and fat a gross and I hate them, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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>>191433
>MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
WHAT ABOUT RAPE WAR
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THIS IS VERY TRUE MY FRIEND
WOMEN ARE PUDGY PIG!!!!!!!
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>>191435
how did you get them to release you the first time? :glare:
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>>191442
NOOOOOOO, UR NOT A HAWT SHOTA (;´Д`) A-AND ITS NOT EVEN GONNA FIT!!! :blush::emo:
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>>191526
WHAT DOESN'T FIT WILL BE MADE TO FIT :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
There's an ongoing case in America about a woman who strangled her three children to death, then claimed to have been in 'post partum psychosis' when it happened.

i.e., she gave birth and hated her children and her husband so much that she went crazy (supposedly). Anyway, despite having murdered her own three children in cold blood, the country is actually evenly split about whether she should be held accountable. A majority of American women surveyed think she should not be held accountable because her husband was mean or something, and they protest outside of the courtroom demanding she be released.

I remember in 2017 or so I was joking that the legalisation of abortion might make people eventually sympathize with executing your own living children... :sweat:
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>>191549
true but at least it's better than seeing gore and other posts on this board i don't wanna remember:vomit:
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>>191551
quit bitching :nyaoo:
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These people will say an adult smooching a child is the most evil thing in the world and then advocate people doing "post-partum abortion" or literally strangling children. :dark:

The world we live in is so sad, I'd much rather have been molested than beaten as a child, i'd probably have less brain damage today.
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>A majority of American women surveyed think she should not be held accountable because her husband was mean or something
clown country 🍅
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>>191555
Yeah. If a middle schooler agrees to let me fondle her through her panties in exchange for candy, I'm some sort of monstrous villain who should be put to death - but a bitch can execute her kids and be the victim.

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