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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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fucking SAVED📲

Off-Topic@Heyuri
This is my squirtle squad. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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cool! :xd:
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bad ass
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that's bulbasaur dipshit

Off-Topic@Heyuri
are you hungry?
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this made your poop green apparently
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no. i ate grocery store sushi and then yogurt and honey. i wanted to cook spam in my air fryer but i wouldn't have been able to fit all of the spam in it at once and i didn't want to cook it in batches.
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Does it give you cancer? :biggrin:
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What about the DilDO-rito?
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im so full (´¬`)

2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Aaaaah.. showers are so nice ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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895876
Oh yeah?

3D Girls@Heyuri
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>>1349
She must really like her bathtub. :onigiri:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Your soul.... give it to me.... NOW
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i will gladly give my soul for... nyu 🙇‍♂️

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I tried to apply for a job as a teacher at an all girls academy and got rejected. The only position they would hire me for is custodian. I may be desperate, but I'm not going to go clean toilets for minimum wage :sweat3:
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>The only position they would hire me for is custodian.
Bro, I've seen this in one of my Japanese erotic mangas. If you take this job, eventually a girl will feel sorry for you so much she'll create an app that will brainwash the rest of the girls into thinking you're a shota who needs to be pampered and makes them super horny. Trust, is fate. Japan never lie. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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in 5 seconds some degenerate will come in here talking about how he would clean the girls bathroom for free
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DONT GIVE UP!!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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📺 👏:biggrin:
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Furru Hausu Nambah 1!!!!:onigiri::onigiri::dance2:
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yeaaaaah! :onigiri:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
wash ur friggin peepee it stinky
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YOU WASH IT :furious:
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i don't think it's that bad...
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SAATAAA AANDAAAGIII
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aw hell naw
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no ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Day 2 of my fast.
I woke up this morning with such a bizarre headache. :sweat3:
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>>1647
ur a phag alright
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>>1648
no im not... :sad:
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>i will uphold teh rulez and not camwhore on /j/ thank you very much.
1- she just suggested u to take pictures and have you compare them
2- it's not camwhoring to share your tummy picz! nor there's a rule against actual camwhoring, Heyuri is a very permissive site :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>I'd like to announce that next week (monday) I will try to start a week long fast.
Update??? (;゚Д゚)
Are you ok??
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>>1727
Kitty-san died from hunger. rest in pee (´~`)

Flash@Heyuri
the secrets revealed
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Lounge@Heyuri
Was starting puberty as mentally taxing for you as cartoons and TV make it out to be? Were you really that nervous around women and nudity?
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>>15519
Wow, we got a really young shota, huh.
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My personality didn't really change with puberty. I was always a silent pervert, but during puberty I was very strongly yearning for a manko :ranta:
I would miss train stations while daydreaming about random stranger girls/onee-chans pulling me aside and having secret sex with me in places noone would pass from.

From outside I could/can still interact with girls without seeming especially creepy, and I was/am as nervous about interacting with girls as I was/am nervous about interacting with my same sex, which may be to say a lot (;^Д^)
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>>15519
are you the average male anime protag?
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Well I had that moment a few times where I popped a boner at the exact moment some teacher called me to the front of the class to present something, so that sucked.

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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>>24991
but teh hair of the girl on the left isn't black :glare2:
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>>24990
nice buttsex

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i was watching a documentary about western sex tourism in cambodia. the brothel owners bring out a selection of girls for you (pic related is the girls), they are like 30$ per girl. for a few hundred bucks you could rent a harem

https://youtu.be/e1bhlDWT_EQ?t=316
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>>178304
That was in like, 2005. I don't think that kind of stuff is as common anymore. :dark:
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Either It was that documentary, or a different french documentary, they interviewed a french man who was stuck in prison over there because he bought a loli, literally bought her to keep from her parents, the french guy was unapologetic. They interviewed the girls family and they were unapologetic too. I think the mother even said the kid would have been better off with the french man instead of living in slums. (゚ー`)
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>>178390
if everyone was happy about it then why was he in prison? :unsure:
truly a tough world we live in
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>>178391
because a french NGO in the area that was working with local police found out about him. NGOs back then were helping train and aid police in cracking down on sex tourism.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Anyone else in bed? :nagato:
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>>178310
oh noes ORZ (;´Д`) (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
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I almost always am. I spend 85-90% of my time in bed...
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>>178322
same for me ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>178325
Guess I'll have a go at washing my daki cover. Nice to have a 2D someone to be with. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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ofc cuz im eepy all the time

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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dude is still handsome even with frankenstein makeup how is that possible :dark:
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oh he is SOOOO handsome oh my gosh, i wish he would fuck me too, OP.
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>>178373
the hell is your problem :closed-eyes:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
MMMONOMMOMOMS This watahmelon is so fucking good (´¬`)
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🍉 GIMMIE DAT SHIT :nigra:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Yo heyurians show your horses that you would glue on and later turn into glue
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so horsegame is a gatcha? :nyaoo2:
i remember when anime was huge a few years ago, never watched it.
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>>178222
if you love gambling yes, every part of this game is rng
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>>178227
give it a lick :tongue:
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12258876
welcome back
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2D Cute@Heyuri
pitbread! :3

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