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Girl Talk@Heyuri
I think boys should date other boys! :happy:
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I loev yaoi!! Yaoi 4evar!!!1! :dance:
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yaoi 5evar xd
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>>170
6evar, even
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ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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ヽ(・∀・) ノ

Lounge@Heyuri
Have no clue if anyone on here has had the wonder of using the NYC subway system but let me tell you it's such a shithole. Trains are always slow especially on weekends, there's always some fucking crackhead who harasses every single person on the train or vomits everywhere, risk of a train breaking down or someone getting STABBED and overall, it feels like such a hassle to get to where we need to go.

Anyway, if you have any weird NYC subway stories, i'd love to hear. (*^ー゚)b
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Not NYC but similarly bad. Nearly had a fight with a crackhead once because he was walked in my way on purpose so I shoved him.
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I rember hearing about how the governor of new york sent nation guard troops to the subway to stand around and check peoples bags to scare away criminals.

they stopped after a few weeks, and crime went back to usual high levels. What was the point of such a gesture?
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Sounds a lot like the London Underground.
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JEWS
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Wir mussen die Juden offsucken!

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Not really sure what this is. I found it on archive.org, and it features Tamala from a weird artsy anime movie called "Tamala 2010: A Punk Cat in Space". Thought I'd share it here
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>but tragedy struck once again on May 25, 2018. High winds during a severe afternoon storm landed a fatal blow to the dear tree, leaving a jagged stump peppered with colorful bits of gum in its place.
noooo not the gum tree :cry:

https://semo.edu/stories/2021/10/gum-tree.html
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that poor tree
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEZ ;_;

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VORRPP VORRPP VORRPP VORRPP

BATTLE MODE ENGAAAAGGGGEEEEDDD!!!
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Stay right there so I can get behind you .. :biggrin:
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UH-OH! :astonish:
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>>150495
Where's the run command .. :dark:
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>>150495
I choose.... RUN!!!!111

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

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>>150495
I lol'd :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
That would be a thing to see, would it not anons 🐎
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>>150395
umamusume is vastly more like hetalia than MLP, honestly (´ー`)
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>>150306
I hate seeing this shit spammed everywhere :sage:
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>>150412
nice :sage:, nerd.
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>>150412
yeah idc get rekt n00b 🐎
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You can't prove with 100% certainty that Heyuri isn't a shortened form of H(ors)eyuri (´人`)
Technically, we don't have any other satisfiying theory on the meaning of Heyuri (´人`)

(´ー`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Holy-shit guys, the skeleton are at it again :cry:
How can we face their fury this time? :cry::unsure:
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ZOMG SKELETONS
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press return key
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LOOKS LIKE YOU FOOLS ARE IN A REAL...


...GRAVE SITUATION!!
NYEYAHEAHEHAEHAHEAHEAHEHAEHEHEHUHEHEUHEEHAHEHA!!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN GRAVES ARE ONLY LOOSELY RELATED TO SKELETONS?! MY PUNS ARE OF UTMOST WIT! UTMOST, I SAY!!
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>>150537
That joke was pretty .. bare-bones. 💀
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>>150541
I thought it was pretty
rib splitting :nida:

Your fortune: Bad luck


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My friend is in her tarot card phase and now she wont shut up about her predictions and tarot youtubers. I'm ok with tarot but I'm sick of hearing about it
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>>257
tell her to shut up.
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>>258
that would be teh rude
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Fortune god, what will happen to Tarot-chan?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>259
WE'RE ALL OUT OF OPTIONS!! (;´Д`)

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Attention Heyuri Users

Be careful not to over masturbate, take breaks and stop if you feel pain. Your PENIS or VAGINA isnt useful to anyone if they are too injured.

Also; drink water! Especially in summer.
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my wiwi has maximum endurance actually. 10 hour long at 130FPM (FAPS PER MILLISECOND).
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>>150503
ewwww nigra hand, creepy
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>>150503
"I'm watching you masturbate" - :nigra:

Your fortune: Bad luck

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It's high time... :happy:

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what color did kaguya initially use on Chat@Heyuri?
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I'm finna ask teh audience steve

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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U FAIL IT
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Nigger brown?

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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what the fuck who thought this was a good idea

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LOL HEYURI
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i imagined heyuri getting hamsters making sex chamber for hamster sex and uploading heyuri hamster colony sex for some reason :nyaoo2:
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I LOL HEYURI'd

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I fucking hate my life.. I've decided to kill myself. If this thread gets 20 replies, I'll change my mind I guess... :emo:
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delete this post
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>Bumping this thread bcuz I love u op
Nevermind, I don’t love you anymore OP :closed-eyes2:
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Did fag OP kill himself yet? :biggrin:
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>>150128
aww, where'd the post go :cry:
i like how fucked up it was :tongue:

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What are you having for breakfast? I prefer the classic chips and sausage breakfast
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>>150391
she probably didnt even go to clown school!! im tired of fake clowns!!!! show me your certificate show me your clown egg! ヽ( `Д´ )ノ
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>>150398
tu ti berrai il gel per le mani per quando non hai i soldi per la vodka :nyaoo2:
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>>149814
era infinitamente più gustoso quando ero bambino
ora sa veramente di piscio
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>>150452
tu ti berreresti diarrea liquida se venisse pubblicizzatà abbastanza.
communque non bevo vodka ;
li slavi sono tutti completmente fuori di testa unicamente per colpa della vodka.

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

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>>150460
smettila di fare la loli tsundere prima che mi venga duro :dark:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Guess i'll just wipe my butt with the cat ( ´,_ゝ`)

Your fortune: Bad luck

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>>150424
use its tail 🐱
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Nekoooooooo!! :iyahoo:

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself


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Find ur favorite cat pic and give them a makeover! (Add accessories and makeup and stuff) ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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LOL :biggrin:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ta daa

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I need to work but im posting on heyuri instead. :sweat2: LOL
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same! :dance:

Your fortune: Bad luck

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It's the place to slack off :nyaoo:
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I called in sick :x3:
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I don't have a job. I lounge around in my underwear all day, every day! :dance2:

Your fortune: Only time will tell


Off-Topic@Heyuri
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11eleven
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those sum tasty ass crackas nigga :nigra:

Your fortune: You have aids

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>>150399
>Your fortune: You have aids

LOL!! :xd:

Your fortune: Average luck


Girl Talk@Heyuri
i have a crush on a schizophrenic 30 year old man lole(゚ー`)
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>>240
erm.. okey ( ´,_ゝ`)
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it's liek an early dementia but worse (;´Д`)
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>>249
maybe op means like schizoid, one of those anti social personality disorders, not real schizophrenia. :unsure:
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u don't mix them up (;^Д^)

I was diagnosed for szpd actually. aspd is in a different group, but probably none of these are people would know about themselves yet alone tell others about IRL, unlike schizphrenia
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holy shit this is literally me rn..
help!!

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