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Flash@Heyuri
I gotta finish my whiskey
gotta polish off this bottle
even though it's 70%
I gotta finish my whiskey
gotta polish off this bottle
even though it's 70%

I gotta finish my whiskey,
before my wife finds out,
that I’ve been drinking again.
I gotta finish my whiskey,
before my wife finds out,
that I’ve been drinking again.

I gotta finish my whiskey,
gotta polish off this glass,
if she catches me again, she’ll be kicking my ass.
I tried to spray some cologne,
to hide the smell on my breath,
but then she said I stank
like a brewery of death!

I told her I was “fasting,”
just water and some tea,
but then she saw me stumble,

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I have a theory that dogs are getting more stupid.

Because well behaved dogs in good families tend to get neutered, because the family is responsible.
Meanwhile dogs in families that dont "care" and have misbehaved dogs tend to not care about them breeding.
This results in a large portion of mild mannered or smart dogs being removed from the genepool, and idiot dogs or even violent dogs having as many pups as possible.

Traits like low temperament or intelligence are removed slowly because the good dog thats in a good family gets castrated...

Also, since there is a lot of genetic bottlenecking, inherited mutations are causing dogs to become more and more autistic too.
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>>155828
don't they generaly castrate unruly or hormonaly imbalanced dogs?
I doubt a good family would main their own dog for no reason
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>>155844
veterinarians always try to talk people into castrating their dogs.
plus, it's already accepted as a fact in society that gouging your dog's balls is a good thing with no negatives, and something that should always be done.

my dog's pristine balls shall remain intact. ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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a family dog of ours got fixed and afterward he had no energy and laid around all the time and got fat

i think, much like men, if you mess with their testosterone they end up soft and unhappy.
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Haha, your complaint might be timeless — but dogs acting "stupid" is nothing new. History's full of canine mischief!

Ancient Mesopotamia (c. 2000 BCE) – In the Instructions of Shuruppak, a Sumerian wisdom text, dogs are listed among the loud, unruly animals that disturb the household. Even back then, they were apparently barking at shadows and chasing invisible spirits.

Classical Greece (c. 5th century BCE) – Xenophon’s Cynegeticus (On Hunting) praises dogs, but even he warns of “the foolish ones” who lose the scent or bark at trees instead of game. Nature's derpy hunting partners.

Medieval Europe (12th century) – In The Book of the Hunt by Gaston Phébus, some hounds are dismissed as “useless and scatterbrained,” including those who chase butterflies instead of boars.

Victorian England (1851) – Queen Victoria’s diary describes her beloved spaniel Dash jumping into a fountain during a formal event. Not quite the royal etiquette expected.

Early 20th Century (1910s) – In Jack London's Call of the Wild, some sled dogs, especially the pampered ones, are depicted as completely unfit for survival — one even tries to eat the sled harness.

So maybe dogs aren’t getting dumber. They've just always had their goofy side. Maybe we're just noticing it more now that they’re not chasing wolves or pulling sleds. 🐶
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What a cool picture of a bear riding a dinosaur, OP! I like it a lot!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Which Di Gi Charat voice actor is the best sounding and which is the cutest?
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atogaki
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dejiko under the cover
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very funny face
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puchiko's is the cutest
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They're all disgusting. How am I ever supposed to enjoy this anime again?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
that guy is pegrant :astonish:
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>>155836
they made the black ones boobs bigger too, huh
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This happened to me.
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actually i think that's a lesbian
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>>155879
i didnt know you lose your breasts when you become a lesbian.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Something I made.
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i leik it :smile:
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she can suck mai blood anytime!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>155848
she's so cute when she's giving you malaria :biggrin:
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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when you dick dis before you do
no one can say stop
and let it up


:onigiri:
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we meely :sweat3:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri

I want to lern about heyuri oc's and mascot charas

please tell me all about them, Thnx
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>>155646
Heh. Goodness, she's really too much for this old coot to keep up with...

*door opens*

Welcome home, little one. I bet you were working all day preparing for that Bunkasai thing you young'uns are so excited for. Be sure to take a break and rest up now. Oh, and say hello to Iruyeh-tan. I think you two have met before... now when was that... hrm...

Ojisan is lost in thought. What happens next? :astonish:
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please some other drawfags keep the roleplay alive, i dont have time to draw today (;´Д`)
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>>155406
Thank you! Good read OP!
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>>155646
very cute heyuri-tan anon, i especially like the hair, i will steal this and try to copy it
>>155671
uhhh ojisan you better look at what your nieces are doing (;´Д`)
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heyuri-tan is saying some harmful things

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Girl Talk@Heyuri
i have so much shows and anime to watch and so much manga to read...... i cant possible get it all in b4 summer ends.... its too much....
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labubu israel
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>>308
benjamin labubu president of israel
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>benjamin labubu president of israel
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I'm le bubu
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wut mangas are you reading? :astonish:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Since yesterday the JASDF is in the process of deploying some fighters to the UK (and later Germany) and I've been watching them on ADS-B! :biggrin:
There are two Kawasaki C-2s, two KC-767J tankers and a private KC-10 tanker, plus the F-15s. Pic related are the C-2s approaching Alaska at about 1a.m. UTC. A few more to follow! :mona2:
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The C-2s haven't been picked up for 2.5 hours now and their last known position is the same as last screenshot, so they might have landed now or very soon :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Might see the tankers take off early tomorrow morning or afternoon but after that we won't be able to see them until they reach the UK (Tomorrow) due to bad ADSB coverage :cry:
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Day three of JASDF Deployment!

The tankers have just taken off from Eielson AFB with their F-15s and are on the way to Canada! :biggrin:

Unfortunately I won't be able to track them once over the Canadian wilderness, so until they reach the UK there will be no more updates. Fear not! I will stay up all night tonight as a dutiful watchman until they are found again!
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Tankers are now over Canada after losing contact for about 1.5 hours, 2 hours after takeoff. The lower plane is the first C-2 which was not seen again since yesterday. Also, the second C-2 is actually still at Eielson AFB, it didn't go with the first C-2 like I thought it did. :astonish:

I expect the tankers to lose contact again soon, so this will (most likely) be the last update until, I predict, about 8pm or 9pm UTC tomorrow (I think that is when the first plane will reach the UK)
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They're here! The First C-2 has arrived near Ireland and will land at RAF Coningsby or RAF Brize Norton :biggrin:
This screenshot was taken moments ago. This means the tankers and F-15s should arrive about 24 hours from now
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The C-2 has landed at RAF Coningsby. I thought it would land at Brize Norton since that is used by RAF Cargo/AAR Tankers. :mona2:

Lounge@Heyuri
is this place like………… gross??? Did I stumble upon here and get excited for wrong reasons?

Are u weirdo racist homophobe incels ? Or just trolls bc the second one is funny inguess lol


I really am not trying to cause a ruckus I just can’t tell lmao
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>>14979
counter argument: i avoid those places so much i didn't even associate the word with them. you seem like an expert... what should i replace that word with, redditard?
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I went down a rabbithole reading about one of the ex admins and forgot Heyuri itself until I was clearing my old tabs and saw it again :onigiri:
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>>14979
People on imageboards in general don't use that.
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Why is this kusosure still up?
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>>14983
lounge has different standards

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Smash Hit! Rare pantchira gem from 2004~, made by M.O.E. :biggrin:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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it was fun :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Has heayuri ever fapped to what is considered "high art"
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Depends, does Gelbooru count as a renaissance museum? :sweat2:
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eh, its fappable enough (´人`)

*fap fap fap*
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high art rarely has manko in it so not really
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>>155735
I do it all the time!!!
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I have to Bouguereau and Boucher's paintings.
Also that one Titian painting with a dressed girl and a naked girl.
And pic related.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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What...im so confused...
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>>155765
it's the spirit of esctasy! just, uh, our own version (⌒∇⌒ゞ)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
How can I become more Japanese?
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help gaijin-san find his way to the johoku raiburari
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Drink so much your liver fails and so your skin gets yellow :nyaoo2:
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>How can I become more Japanese?

first get an indian passport, then they will let you in with open arms
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>>155455
How about actually visiting the country :D
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>>155608
Do you know how much that is? Japanse is well expensive, better start saving now!!!

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