Overboard@Heyuri

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2 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/02/02(Mon)15:10:22 No.172203 Yeah x2

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3 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)15:12:19 No.172206 +

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>>172201
FUCK YOU STUPID IDIOT I HATE YOU I CAN TYPE WHATEVER I WANT I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

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4 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)19:11:14 No.172216 +

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ah the joke is the artist can't draw fingers!

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5 Anonymous 2026/02/03(Tue)00:45:38 No.172241 +

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i hate my keybo

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6 Anonymous 2026/02/03(Tue)01:54:11 No.172245 +

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ITS TIEM, WHO WILL BE TEH FASTEST? :cool:

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Yeah Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)21:31:49 No.172225 Yeah x3

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I modified Anonymous san's yeah highlighter script to make it more gradual

It's my first time programming in javascript, so please tell me if there's anything st00pid ヽ(´ー｀)ノ


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// @name         Heyuri Yeah Highlighter (better)


// @namespace    heyuri-yeah-highlight-better


// @version      1.0


// @description  Highlights reply posts based on Yeah count (like a Futaba★Channel userscript)


// @author       Heyuri Applicable Research & Development


// @match        https://img.heyuri.net/*

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/02/03(Tue)01:34:30 No.172243 +

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looks good, nice job ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)23:50:17 No.172235 Yeah x1

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the IVU is late this month.... do you think anon was discovered? did osaka mutate and come to life and escape? did anon fuck his imouto? we need updates IVU sama where are you????

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/02/03(Tue)00:12:43 No.172236 +

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i think the last time he posted in December, he implied that he'd mostly running out but that there'd be more stuff in store for 2026

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2 Anonymous 2026/02/03(Tue)00:34:34 No.172237 +

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>>172236
i really do think he was drinking it .....

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3 Anonymous 2026/02/03(Tue)00:40:55 No.172239 +

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>>172237
i also think he did... IIRC he said the reason why some of it was lost was because he used teh vomit to fap (´π｀)

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)00:10:43 No.172133 Yeah x5

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so is heyuri really the place to be? because to me it seems like it's the place to be BAD!
it's always the same, i bring up Iruyeh-tan and her tragic past, some people post some replies and then complete and utter radio silence
do you even know how many times i've opened heyuri.net only to find Iruyeh-tan alone at home on the verge of tears while everyone else has fun?! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
have you ever invited Iruyeh to have fun with you all without needing me to bring it up?!

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. I thought you were better than this heyuri... (╥﹏╥)

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13 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)20:45:06 No.172220 +

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iruyeh-tan i only have twenty dollars but maybe you can buy a snack or something cool with it (´ー`)
it's all i have, pls understand (;´Д`)

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14 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)20:52:42 No.172221 +

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what the hell! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
you're making this sound like she's robbing you! she's actually very nice deep down if you only stop treating her like a criminal ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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15 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)21:18:58 No.172223 +

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>>172221
i meant that i can't afford much more or else i would give her more (ρ_;)

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16 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)21:26:12 No.172224 +

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>>172223
that is nice of you but please, I've been trying to tell heyuri this all this time (;´Д`)
Iruyeh is actually very sweet deep inside, what she needs isn't a "cheer up emo kid" or money, what she needs is for someone to accept her and not treat her badly or as fuck meat (;´Д`)

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17 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)21:44:50 No.172226 +

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>>172224
Bah, I don't have enough time to dote on her all day! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Here, there's a seat beside the fireplace and a stack of books for her. A warm meal is waiting on the stovetop, it's a bowl of oatmeal mixed berries and two pancakes. She may make herself at home. Now good day sir, I must be off for another day in the mines! (;`Д´)ノ7>

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)19:24:03 No.4419 Yeah x1

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ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)19:44:27 No.4420 +

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As a kid I didn't pay attention to the lyrics of that song because I didn't speak English
They are actually kind of nice

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yung farty

2026/02/02(Mon)15:36:19 No.172207 Yeah x2

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whaddup homos my name is yung farty and i'm a real G representin tha AlAzMa (albanian azumanga mafia) crew. my set's gonna be runnin this bytheqir ass board from now on so all u fags better post a loli in this thread as protection or FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!

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ok heres my manko

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take my bisuke and let me go

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3 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)19:02:43 No.172215 Yeah x1

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how do you say osaka in albanian

Lounge@Heyuri

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Personal website suggestions itsonlyme◆w1jsbcOjhY 2026/02/01(Sun)02:57:33 No.15380 Yeah x1

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I've decided to making a personal website again, to blog, link to sites I run or like, and I am going to use a 2channel inspired theme. Will also use neocities because I am a broke hikikomori and I cannot afford to host another website right now (I have imageboard related projects that would come first if I could).

I am looking for suggestions on what I should include on it? Please let me know any of your ideas, or share your own site! I can share the link to it once I create it if anybody is interested.

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　　　||　|| 　／⌒ ヽ.
　　 / ⌒ヽ（　/⌒ヾ）
　　(・ω・　)ゝヽ＿ﾉノ
　 ⊂＿＿＿＿＿つ　))

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1 へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2026/02/01(Sun)17:32:28 No.15381 +

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Are you dumb or what? Who knows what you are interested in?

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2 へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2026/02/01(Sun)19:46:37 No.15382 Yeah x1

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Put in whatever you wanna put in! Those are the best websites.

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3 itsonlyme◆w1jsbcOjhY 2026/02/02(Mon)07:06:41 No.15384 Yeah x2

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>>15381
Not content I mean features or design! Like web buttons I may add, gimmicks, stupid CSS, webrings maybe? Things to link to, there's many things you could say, hey! That would be cool for a website to have!
Or hell why not put some stupid content because Heyurizens told me to? I'm just looking for ideas no need to be so mean about it, friend. (;´Д`)

So far I have a goofy bio and some terrible CSS with the tiling 2channel wallpaper. I think I will add a screenshot of your reply, and say, this hater doubted me!

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4 へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2026/02/02(Mon)10:59:50 No.15385 +

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>>15384
Heyuri has banners if you haven't already seen them. Maybe put those down.
https://heyuri.net/index.php?p=advertise

I'm sure other sites you frequent could have those buried around. You could have a page dedicated to all the sites you visit.

Maybe a blog? I like reading what miredo gets up to on his site, maybe use him for inspiration: https://miredo.neocities.org/blog

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5 へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2026/02/02(Mon)19:00:08 No.15386 +

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I'm thinking about making a site to host my various games / demos
Most of what i make it light weight enough to work on free hosting.

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yeah yeah 2026/02/01(Sun)18:16:13 No.172056 Yeah x26

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yeah

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9 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)15:10:58 No.172204 Yeah x4

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YEAH YEAAAH YEAH
YEAH YEAAAH YEAH
YEAH YEAAAAAAAH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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10 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)17:47:02 No.172211 Yeah x2

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haey

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11 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)18:43:19 No.172213 Yeah x8

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Why is there an updoot system on my Heyuri nao??? :worry2:

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12 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)18:58:38 No.172214 Yeah x3

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>>172213
theyre そうだね from futaba channel

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13 Anonymous SAGE! 2026/02/02(Mon)20:53:49 No.172222 Yeah x6

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>>172213
i knew someone would call it that

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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2D Cute@Heyuri

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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1 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)09:07:43 No.172180 +

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2 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)15:11:52 No.172205 +

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LOL YOU CAN SEE HER BUTT LOLOLOLOL

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3 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)15:54:08 No.172208 Yeah x2

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LOLOLOLOLOL I BET HER BUTT FARTS OUT STINKY TOOTS LOL THAT MUST STINK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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1 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)15:00:26 No.172197 +

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yes hello i'd like to take out a loan with a 100000000000000% interest rate

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)13:07:06 No.172192 Yeah x3

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koneko-chan (´∇`)

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1 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)13:12:58 No.172193 +

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d'awwww

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Once again, some French guy tried inserting WWI era bomb in their anus and got hospitalized. Anonymous 2026/02/01(Sun)19:22:55 No.172084 Yeah x5

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/man-24-goes-to-hospital-with-ww1-bomb-stuck-in-rectum/ar-AA1VqV4T
>A 24-year-old man came to the hospital in Toulouse, complaining about pain but offering no details.
>After entering surgery, it was discovered that he had pushed a 16x4cm World War One shell dating back to 1918 in his butt.

why is this starting to become a recurrent thing?

this is the last time
https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/
>A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
>The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported.

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