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I got a cool christmas story to share, /b/.
So I was at my crappy job stocking da shelves today, and this cute little 4 foot asian girl gets in my way to get a yogurt, and bumps into me in the process. She bows and says "s-sorry!" and I awkwardly say "it's your g-finnnee!", and she runs away with her yogurt.
If that wasn't cute enough, two minutes later she came back over to me and said "please have this bracelet", and she proceeded to hand me pic related. My heart instantly melted.
The bracelet smells so good, /b/. It smells like sweet pussy juice burning eternally in the warmest incense pit in a comfy log cabin on a cool Winter's night. It's my only present, and I'm cherishing it for the rest of my life. :happy:
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No.167001
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:nyaoo2:
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No.167112
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>>166947
It's okay, he appeased the spirit. It will be okay as long as he keeps feeding in cum regularly.
OP, you should find that woman and marry her to break the curse.
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No.167239
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aw how cute, it looks like a mini-noose :xp:
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No.167241
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Op found random string in his house and decided to make up a story for it..:dark:
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>>166904
Kinda hawt...
Keep pleasing the spirit and post moar
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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No.167226
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do u go to teh cums bar??? Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)
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No.167229
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the restrooms at Asspara Restaurant & Cum Bar must be a great place to beat the poop out
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No.167232
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im a frequent visitor ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!!!

I am the announcer and I have decided to host the 2025 Mr Olympia competition before the end of the year. Now for the new blood that has entered heyuriopolis I will explain what the Mr Olympia competition is. This is where we judge men's physiques and will announce the greatest physique of them all. Let's see how great the competition is for this year.
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>>167209
damn tahs hawt! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
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>>167209
i lol'd :xd:
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>>167209
*fapfapfap*
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shota PENIS
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>>167216
PENIS too big
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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No.166459
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THE ATHEIST IS NO BETTER THAN A DOG!!!
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>>166638
Japan was created by Izanagi and Izanami, though? :unsure:
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>>167187
Morality is just a way to limit your actions and thoughts, nothing good comes out of believing in it unless for some reason you like feeling bad about following your heart.
Ideally people wouldn't even believe in subjective morality. Any kind of normativity creates rules that will eventually prohibit you from doing what you truly want to do and valuing what you truly value, even if they are created by yourself, as everyone has all kinds of contradictory values.
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>>167182
That would be Allah. He promised 76 virgins each to Arabs of the 600s. How old do you think Early Medieval Arab virgin brides would've been?
Also, since Muhammed didn't do anything wrong according to Islam, that means that fucking 9yr olds is perfectly acceptable
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>>167196
>even if they are created by yourself, as everyone has all kinds of contradictory values
What kinds of contradictory values? I don't think I have any (also I'm not the anon you're replying to).
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>>167196
There is something to be said about not immediately doing your wants if you know that it will lead to something else you value more (e.g. holding off on ice cream to get money for a new computa). That's more related to long-term planning and value judgements than morality, though it can get contrived once you get to more abstracted reasons (e.g. "for the good of society", "because that is how things are", "because that is how a "good" person acts" etc.)
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eveyday i get on /b/ and i see a heyurizen brag about a loli encounter, and i cant tell if u guys are making shit up, OR IF IM THE ONLY UNLUCKY F4G3T :angry: :angry:
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>>167198
sorry you didnt have a sister who peed in your mouth. doesnt mean we didnt, though
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>>167200
I suggest reduce the screen time on porn :closed-eyes:
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>>167201
yeaahhh sorry buddy. it happened. :cool:
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>>167198
Had the opposite problem, I have a great mom and grew up thinking women could be trusted
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Go young warrior and defeat the evil demon lord. I shall give you a holy sword to stab it with. Amen brother.
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No.167111
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I'm a cleric, I can't use swords you dumb bitch :angry:
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>>167111
I christen you a crusader now go stab the demon lord!
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>>167121
I-ikimasu!
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No.167181
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Is it a bastard sword? Because I spent two feats to get proficiency and then to focus on them. I'm not going to just use any old holy longsword, you know.
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>>167181
The sword embedded with holy power will morph into the type of sword you're most suited to using.
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Have some AI-generated mashimaros. This thread doesn't really fit on /h/ or /l/ since there are both lolis and a hag.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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enjoy Miu's special christmas chocolate!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>167166
Pee's coming out the wrong hole, baka AI
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>>167178
someday someone will train an AI smart enough to know pee comes out of girl's butts
Flash@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Take care of your NEET sisters! It is your duty as a man! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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All men are in fact, not created equal. Some have sisters (;´Д`)
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No.167106
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my imouto is teh one with teh fancy job :happy:
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No.167108
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they took this away from me.. :dark:
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o7
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:sad: Basically my sister used to do stuff like this to me all the time as a kid.... :emo:
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No.166902
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to both the oniisans in the thread... were the peeing imoutos cute at least? (ﾟｰﾟ)
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it goes like this
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>>166403
I would've developed a femdom siscon for sure.
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No.167168
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Weird how many people on this board have been molested by their sister. :unsure:
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>>167168
either you're molested by your sister or you don't have a sister... sadly, i'm in the latter group (;´Д`)
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Why haven't you made your robo-waifu, geek?
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No.167119
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it would be easier to make an artificial womb machine then jizz into it and grow real waifus
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No.167170
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electrocution (;´Д`)
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No.167171
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because im retardanon (⁠ ⁠；⁠∀⁠；⁠)
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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are boys with small PENISes girls?
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>>167068
BIRD
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only if they are cute
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>>167156
No way
these things are real?!
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>>167157
they are pukeko, new zealdand bird. very interesting things voer ther :biggrin:
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>>167157
yes, i think cute boys are real but rare
Flash@Heyuri
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<Demise of /f/ edition
Now that our homeboard has finally been ravaged to the ground by our lords and saviors of the chan4 administrative team, I post this here, as I cannot think of any other suitable place.
It's kinda meaningless to post this on any other site than 4chan, but I had this self propagated tradition of posting this flash every year and playing through it again, while chatting to others that dared to try the same.

So if you have any interest in 4chan or internet culture at large or like old text adventures, this game if for (you)!

Depending on the reactions to this though, this might be the last year that I post this flash, as I slowely come to the realization that all old things you hold dear to you have finally vanished off the face of this cold earth.
And with that, let the pasta drop commence:
It is the far future.
It is the year 2025.
Admins have promised to bring a great new era to the site.
You open your flash™-enabled browser of choice and type in the usual URL.
Just another day visiting /f/ on christmas, you think to yourself...

<Firstly, I cannot stress this enough, do yourself a favor and play this in fullscreen.
<Even if ruffle might work with this yet, which I’m unaware, you do not want to use embed.
<Download that shit and throw it into a Adobe projector and fullscreen it. OR you could always compete with the retro swagger kids and open it in a browser that isn't chromed beyond repair.
<Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for.
<If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or the single nigger.
<When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with all changes applied. It should be your go-to command.
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>>4111 (cont.)
<"e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. Every THING has a short name (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer". This makes typing much less of a haggle.
<Talk to everyone! Yes, you, you fat basement dweller wizard. EVEN THE GIRLS!
<Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or all that ramen).
<Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a portal named "north" which throws you an error message instead.
<It’s a long game, and there is no (real) way of saving progress. So be prepared to see it through to the end if you think yourself a bad enough dude. There is a way to end up in the last 30% or so, if you're really that desperate or the game fucked up again.
<And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're universally screwed! I even tried it with going to hell and back, it just doesn’t work.
<Aight, have fun. You might just need a good dose of knowledge about memes before 2010, so I guess about 1% of people today could play through this. Wanna earn oldfag bragging rights? Post a screenshot of THE END!
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bumo
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Beware, ruffle is prone to fux0ring up the scroll bar. At least on my machine.
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Guess that's that, then.
Wish you /f/aggots a happy new year, wherever you all are!
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A very merry Christmas to my brothers in Christ.🎄🎁
A happy Hanukah to the Jewish anons if we have any. 💰
And a happy Kwanzaa to my niggas. :nigra:
:xp::xp::xp:
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No.166949
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I can't believe you wished a happy Christmas to the Jews before us Muslims, I thought we were bros :cry:
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>>166949
You fellas at least believe He is a respected prophet, so you're cool ヽ(´∇`)ノ
But you guys (traditionally) don't celebrate anything on Christmas so I don't know what to say (;´Д`)
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>>166949
Yeah what he said, I know what Eid is but I don't know of any Muslim celebrations this time of year. Sorry anon.

>>166891
And I didn't know what this is.
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if muslims and jews can't eat ham for xmas, what do they eat?
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>>166984
They drink pee! And we should too :biggrin:
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I set up Jellyfin in my house so my dad can watch The Muppet Show but he keeps on watching Moetan and messing up the watched episodes list Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
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otousan is a rorikon!
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what other anime does he like?
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>>167107
Danshi Kokosei no nichijou and, if it counts, Thunderbirds are go
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KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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duuuuhhh~
2D Ero@Heyuri
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I bet there are people here who would cum if a girl slapped them in the face and called them names! :xd: losers!
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me! i would! im the loser! :nosebleed:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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GET THIS OLD MAN OUT OF THE WAY I WANTED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT :angry::angry::angry::angry:
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Sigmond Freud you have done it again!
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Lets find the first thread posted on Heyuri

To do this, go to the overboard, and then scroll to the last page. the very last thread should be the oldest one/first
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here she is. almost 4 years old
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https://img.heyuri.net/jp/koko.php?res=65&page=0

The archives are clearly complete, as this posts number is 65

There are at least 65 posts older than this in heyuris history that we have no clue about
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>>167132
incomplete*
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No.167135
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I want to post in this ancient thread, but I fear it would be like disturbing king tuts coffin. A curse might come out :dizzy:
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No.167137
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teh old threads u can see from 2D Lolikon and 日本語 boards are made b4 those boards were hosted on Heyuri

Nihongo board in specific was hosted on another site which had other threads, here are their archives
https://img.heyuri.net/jp/koko.php?res=321&page=0

the site where our 2D Lolikon board came from once had dedicated shota and guro boards too :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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I was really enjoying the show I was watching, but now its over, and I'll never see them again unless I rewatch...
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you can see more of them in the manga and VN
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No.5696
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i actually had a problem not being able to finish anime because of this exact reason.
somehow, not watching the last episode felt better (^^;ﾜﾗ
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teh only way of easing pain I found is watching something new to distract yourself
it's an endless cycle of excitement and sadness... :cry:
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>>5696
What are you, Doctor Who not reading the last page of a book?
Wait where did I learn that fact...
Awwwww now I miss the PCP again :(
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>>5695
Pissception! :astonish:
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