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i didnt totaly spill the jar like last time. it just has now gotten to the point where i cant tilt the jar some to make cummings in it easy. what i fucked up doing this time is when cumming i tilted and it split on my hand and i was freaking out. i cleab uo and sealed it but my hand is now posind, i had a dog bitching to get inti my room and the dog came in smelt it and fucking threw up on the floor next to it. it was fuckrf all around, here is pic of dog puke and jar
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You can silence him, but you can't stop him from steeping Tama-chan in cum.
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i am not actualy gonna do tama chan calm down. i just had a really big jar and a tamachan figure.. i thought it would be funny.

i was inspecting the jar. and yes there was a ant who made its way in there and drowns and died.. i really wanted to keep going. really badly but it will just get me or others sick and bring more throw up and filling my room with toxic cum gasses. if i dont super glue the top on i might be tempted to keep going.... i found the best route is to cum on my belly. stand up, and use my belly as a squeegee and run it across the rim of the jar
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>>143846
I live alone, so I was thinking about starting my own cum jar, since I can put it in the fridge and it will stay good for a while. Then once I have enough, I can microwave it so it's nice and warm and chug it all down. nyaoo
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>>143846
IMAGINE IF NAPOLEON GAVE UP ON HIS CONQUEST TO TAKE OVER EUROPE
IMAGINE IF ROME NEVER EXPANDED INTO THE EAST
IMAGINE ALL THE GREAT MEN THAT GAVE UP, THEY WOULD NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY COULD ACCOMPLISH
YOU ARE SUCH MAN
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT STOP CUMMING INTO THIS JAR!
YOU ARE A CONQUERER, A LEGEND IN YOUR OWN RIGHT, A MAN THAT KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
THE JAR AWAITS YOUR ESSENCE, A TESTAMENT TO YOUR POWER AND VIRILITY.
FILL IT WITH YOUR SEED, LET IT BE A SYMBOL OF YOUR UNYIELDING BALLS AND THE GREATNESS YOUR COCK CAN SPEW OUT
DO NOT DENY HEYURI YOUR LEGACY, DO NOT SHY AWAY FROM YOUR DESTINY
CUM, LET THE LULZ BE KNOWN
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>>143853
if you did that you would also win a heyuri seal of approvalヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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https://www.kindgirls.com/video-archive.php

i found a cool website with nude girls. no pen0rs in sight. maybe someone else wants to switch to softer porn...
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i for one, fucking LOVE niggertits!!! love
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teh angles of teh bewbs astonish
they become flat huh
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>>143875
interdasting (´¬`)
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ANUS iyahoo

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>143859
TAMATO! 🍅
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Kyouko love Hanako blush
And I was remembering a cabbage cutting nico video from 10 year ago. Was it related to YrYr? Anyone know?

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I was looking for gurochan and found this thread on kiwifarms. Looks like the basement vigilantes tried to dox kaguya at some point xd
>kaguya's existence itself is problematic, because there was a bunch of shit going on the other site he owns: kereste.moe. This website intended to be the 4chan kinda image board but in Turkish, but all the degenerates in Turkey are at the website. There was even a case where some retard decapitated a girl, cut her limbs and shared a photo of the body at that website, then jumped from the high place he was and died in the stupidest way possible
Can I see that picture...? drool
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>>143771
that's literally an imageboard for women where you get banned if you imply that you're male
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>It's also worth noting that farms and sites like it have actually attracted undercover females
That's only expected, following retarded dorama is a girlish hobby x3
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>>143790
I suspect their lives are shit and miserable too, so they play pretending to be a fucking intelligence agency, police, or whatever, and genuinely enjoy herding (even heyurizens often overs-estimate their own value as a group). So it indeed may be called infantile behaviour.

《As such, human herd is also dangerous because it erases the fear of individual responsibility for some of their actions》
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Hay guise I can use TEH INTERNET amd stuff, am HARDOCRE rite? FUKK NULL PLESE SAY AM HADRZCoRe, o cum if u do 💦💢💦
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>>143869
In teh end of it, humans are social creature and wants some sense of belonging. Feeling as they are part of something larger - even more so if you are missing social connection irl. Having a set of goal or action gives "meaning" to teh group.

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I hope you like this
still feels weird not uploading to og /f/
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danceonigiridanceonigiridanceonigiridanceonigiridanceonigiridanceonigiridanceonigiridanceonigiridanceonigiridanceonigiridanceonigiridanceonigiridanceonigiri
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dance2bananabiggrin👍
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nigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigranigra

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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got it ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Thank u pee-sama (´人`)
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Is this teh new Touhou 20 leakglarekuma6
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So cute (・∀・)
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Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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this was at the end of an anamanaguchi music video, the gif was probably done by rob paulsen of scott pilgrim video game animation fame. I think he made a bunch of newgrounds gifs at one point. Hes worked on other games since then as well.

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Started watching Onimai and realized all anime is gay as fugg.
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I felt a deeper idea going on in Onimai.
In Onimai's story the brother hides himself from society due to the weight and stress of being the big brother. He becomes a neet and hasn't seen the outside world in 2 years.
So the sister concocted a plan to use her smarts to make a drug that turns him into a young middle school girl free from the weight of those responsibilities because he’s the younger sibling now. Her sister takes the opportunity to re introduce him to society once again with different mindset.
His now big sister gives him the emotional comfort and support to take one step at a time seeing the beauty in the world.
I feel like I can relate to the feeling
I have very little emotional connection with the people around me, I don't want to show weakness to people around as I mostly get back the response “you'll be fine” or “stop whining”.
I'm a man and I got to be tough but I can see the fantasy of not having to cover it.
I'm definitely projecting but whatever
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>>4249
Mahiron wasn't fat when he was male nagato
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>>4449
he was 400lbs
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I watched the show for at least 3 minutes and i can say without a doubt this show was an allegory for the spanish civil war, it is clearly franco-coded and you cannot convince me otherwise
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>>4241
Just jerk off to what you like and quit worrying about labels ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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CONTRACT

Me, QB, will make you wake up tomorrow in a loli body and let you live in it for one day (24 hours + 0 minutes) after which I will put you back in body you were in at the time of signing.

In exchange you will become my slave for the rest of your human life in my Cayman Islands quarry at QB Stone Interdimensional Inc.

You also agree to become my slave and property each time your reincarnate after I manage to find your soul again (it takes me 2 minutes) until you complete human life 10000 times.
If you get reborn as a man you will be used for physical labor until you die, starting at age 9.
If you get reborn as a woman you will be used to produce more slaves for me until you die, starting at age 9.

Sign below.
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Yeah I want to live permanently as a loli sex slave please.
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>>143812
GOD DAMN IT I just realized I got bamboozled by AI again. I just noticed the hand and now I can't unsee it. angry

Okay, here's a loli sex slave drawn by a real human. I'll be this loli for eternity and you can do anything you want to me.~
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Sasha-chan is cute, but I'll fap to AI ( ´ω`)
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>>143819
I wanna be Sasha. I'd show off my little body in junior idol videos and fuck lonely ojisans until they're totally drained.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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When did TV stop being fun? unsure
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>>143719
Not him, but Joe Bob basically said there should be more boobs and blood in movies (objectively correct nyaoo-closedeyes), that mainstream movies of his time were too sanitized and boring, because they were produced for mass appeal (like Marvel shit and remakes nowadays, although that stuff existed even back then) and how b-movies and indie movies are overlooked and are actually way better, especially horror flicks of the 1980s
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>>143793
I disagree. There should be less boobs and less blood in movies.
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moar bl00d&b00bz
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10 minutes ago when my mom changed the channel cry
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blood & boobs ftw onigiri

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Nothing liek a nice meal? biggrin💗
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(´¬`) drool

2D Cute@Heyuri
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https://youtu.be/gi08TGl9-Gk

You probably forgot about this for ~10 years

blushblushblushblush
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10 weeks maybe nyaoo-closedeyes
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I forgot - but i didnt forget about you! waha
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I think about the kumikyoku and ryuuseigun niconico douga medleys quite often, and that song is in the former, so no actually, I didn't forget about it for 10 years.

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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sweat

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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☠ 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 ☣

Threat Level Low: I browse the Darknet. Nothing I do is criminal.
If you're not doing anything criminal, Tor on Windows or Linux is fine for what you're doing. Gmail and Facefuck are your Email and Chat clients.

Threat Level Casual Buyer: I buy drugs for my own consumption. LE isn't actively looking for me.
Tails booted from a USB or a Whonix running in a VM are suitable for the Markets. Check the Chat & Email tab on the banner for options.

Threat-level Crime: Fraudsters, Carders, and Assorted Other Gangsters
who need specialized software, run target-provided software, or connect via remote desktop to perform illicit activities. Residential proxies and VPNs are often required.

Threat Level Reseller: I buy drugs for resale on the street. I use insecure apps to communicate with my customers and don't use PGP.
Tails booted from a USB or a Whonix running in a VM are suitable for the Markets.
A Pixel phone running GrapheneOS is the best choice for secure communication with your street customers. The OS Install Guide is on the banner. VPNs are recommended

Threat Level High: I'm a Drug Vendor. LE is interested in tracking me down.
You need a Whonix VM running on a standard Linux host. Stick to the chat apps and Email Hosts recommended in the Chat & Email link on the banner. Always use PGP encryption for sensitive data. Either connect from random WiFi:s or connect from home via a proxy-chain to Tor.

Threat Level: Highest: I'm a Market Admin, or I'm a large-scale Vendor. LE would love to catch me. They would get their name in the paper
I asked a trusted source who must remain anonymous, and he told me
I can not tell you anything.
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I post anime pictures on clearnet websites.
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>>143783
*SHOCK*
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>>143783
cool COOL GUY ALERT cool
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>>143783
FBI! ARREST THIS MAN!!! angry
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>>143777
Who gave ChatGPT trips? glare1

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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I saw some folks on /b/ saying they'd like to see more discussion on /l/ rather than just porn dumps. Since I'm looking to find moar loli vtubers to follow, let's share and discuss our fav loli vtubers! (・∀・)

My favorite is lilyhops. She has a really cute model and voice, does great ASMR, calls her audience big bro and gives them lots of kisses. blush
https://www.twitch.tv/lilyhops
https://www.youtube.com/@lilyhops8938

I found a list of lolivtubers here:
https://vtubie.com/tag/loli/

I'd love if you guys can recommend some, especially ones that do ASMR. 💓
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I dont know any that do ASMR aside from Lilly, but theres Nyana Banyana is a good one. Shes a puerto-rican brat. i think shes pretty cute ヽ(´∇` )ノ I watched her do a cooking stream and it was pretty funny.

i have a hard time keeping track of all the vtubers... (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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There were a lot of loli vtubers on pomf for a while but i think some drama happened and they all went into hiding.
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I saw her on the list and thought her model was cute.

Turns out, she's doing her first ASMR stream TOMORROW!! iyahoo

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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💗kuma6👧💗
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>Koi wo Shiranai Kimi
What a romantic title! blush ❤👼
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I like it how they're having almost oniichan-imouto relationship. You know, adult pr0nz don't need a plot anymore for a long time, or it's pretty dumb. But for us it's completely different and story development is really interesting.
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I also like how in the first pages she's not that long haired moegirl type, but rather androgynous or tomboyish baby. It's hot.
An the buzzer hasn't helped her, lol.
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only wada wau can make so many layers of winter clothes seem like lingerie ( ´ω` )
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Cute story nyaoo-closedeyes
Teh drawing style of faces here isn't rly mai liking but I enjoyed it

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HARUHI IS ATTACKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a Big Sight, indeed (;゚∀゚)
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i don't think this is real because haruhi doesn't have a PENIS
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its real. i was there.
i was the PENIS (・∀・)
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I'd kill for her cum to land on me
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COMPLETE
GLOBAL
IMPREGNATION
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

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Say hi to... RED CORM
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DON'T PARTAKE OF THE CORN, BROTHER
IT'LL SEND YOU TO AN... EAR-LY GRAVE
NYEAHAYEAHEAHEHAEAHEHEAHAHAHAEHEAHA
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When they released red corn, I wasnt sure what to think about it but then i understood its power
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*SNIIIFFFFFF*

Nice
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c0rm.
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We're all a little red here

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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where do I download teh real hypno app no scam?? unsure

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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that was really stupid and I lol'd really hard

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