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Next you can suck on my PENIS. biggrin
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>>142911
Why do you want another man to suck your PENIS? are you gay or somethin?
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>>142919
A hole's a hole. biggrin
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One less hour of depression and sufferingemo

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Pesonally, I cannot stand Asuka Langely Soryu, as she constantly reminds me of my tormentors. In 10th grade, I was often called a "retard" by the others due to the fact I had aspergers syndrome. Unlike Shinji however, I tried to connect with them in spite of their attitude towards me, but the more I tried to befriend them the more they hated me for it, thus the more I hated myself for even trying. I even reached out to others for help, even the teachers. But as friendly as they were, none of them helped me at all.

But the person she reminds me most of all is Grace, who attended trade school with me. I wanted to get to know her better but she was hesitant. We eventually got closer but as we did, she would constantly point out fault after fault I did like a policeman, like a hypocrite. One time I stood up for myself and said, “You know what Grace? You're a fault finder. You constantly nitpick at other people’s issues when you don’t have the audacity to admit your own!” And she only thing she said was, “I will not be yelled at!...fucking asshole.” And walked off. Despite this I kept trying because I wanted to understand her so she wouldn't have to feel alone, nor I. But the more I tried to confront her, the more she openly resented me and acted like the drama queen.

Whenever Asuka appearas on screen, I cannot help but feel utterly ashamed for not trying hard enough to understand my tormentors. And yet people still waifu her, fetishize her, idolize her, and worship her. I cannot help but feel like an outcast, which to this day is one of my greatest insecurities especially in the wake of a pandemic.
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>>142793
Asuka is beloved because a lot of losers (not talking down, just facts) resonate with her. Although talented, she's insecure and lonely deep inside and relies on attention to feel validated. She strives for perfection and superiority for this reason. But it's a lot of stress, trying to be ichiban, and sometimes this pursuit of the top can lead to reckless, destructive behavior (e.g. her infamous "CHANCE-U" clip). Other Asuka-likes include Rainbow Dash from MLP:FiM.
The people you speak of just sound like typical normalfags, so I can't really say whether they're like Asuka 1:1.
How do you feel about Rei?
>>142813
So what is the point about the show about nothing?
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>“You know what Grace? You're a fault finder. You constantly nitpick at other people’s issues when you don’t have the audacity to admit your own!” And she only thing she said was, “I will not be yelled at!...fucking asshole.”
This sounds like an interaction Charlie Brown and Lucy would have in the Peanuts comic strip lol
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>>142853
"So what is the point about the show about nothing?" If you hate someone for the way they act, even if you know the reasons for the way they act - you're not practicing self love.

Watch the End of Evangelion, and see how Asuka breaks in the final three minutes, be the person who would make Asuka break.
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>So what is the point about the show about nothing?
I didn't know Evangelion was made by George Costanza rolleyes
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>>142899
Seinfeld was a major inspiration for Anno.

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Detroit
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What an advancement
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idk if it is relevant but a player with heyuri in his username appeared in a GT7 youtube video recently

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koke koke koke kokko!

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Let's list societal nuisances:

1. Walking the wrong side of sidewalk, stairs
2. Standing in the wrong side of elevator and escalator
3. Failing to form straight evenly spaced queues with extra space in front of it for people to walk around it
4. Being loud in public transport or yelling in public, making sounds in public like munching, chewing, wheezing and other unnerving sounds, having notifications with sounds, phoning, making that slurpy sound when your nose is runny, besides obvious sounds like burping or farting - these are marks of barbarians
5. Eating and drinking things that smell in public (not just bad smell but any smell) especially in public transport, not limiting eating in public to fixing hunger but eating recreationally unless it is a place designated for it like outside a restaurant
6. Speaking in a daring manner to strangers (I am not your pal to call me bro or dude), speaking languages other than the national majority language in public
7. Failing to place luggage and big things they carry under the seat in public transport, taking up more seating space than necessary, sitting nonchalantly and making physical connection with people who seat next to them or touching their belongings
8. Smelling like ciggies in public, like alcohol, smelling like human excrements, failing to bathe or take a shower for long days but also not using perfumes whose strong scent makes the environment unable to peacefully travel unbothered by pungent smells whether "bad" or "good" smells
9. Blocking way with shopping carts, belongings, bags or backpacks on the back, or body itself
10. Chewing when talking to people
11. Yawning with mouth open
12. Eating ice cream or bananas in public (it looks terrible)
13. Starting up a complaint with an assumption of guilt (instead of respectfully questioning and waiting for more evidence of fault to slip up before judgement)
14. Having urge to and complaining about stuff that is obvious instead of proposing solutions (there is no point in breaking harmony even further by being frustrated)
15. Littering with things that don't disappear for long like plastic, heavily modified paper or glass (receipts or used tissues are acceptable to throw into tall grass or rivers because they disappear fast and serve the plants, not toxic)
16. Letting dogs go entirely unsupervized especially without a muzzle on its mouth (I had way too many encounters with angry dogs, they are the sole reason I carry a spring knife or surgical scalpels when outside each time I leave the house, I hate dogs and I despise people who own dogs)

Now more specific, that would elevate a civilized society into saint society
More nuisances:
17. Not controlling dogs and they bark at everyone, loud sounds are to be avoided, and dogs barking is disrecpecting people on behalf of the owner (I feel disrespected each time a dog barks at me and I want to restore my dignity it by gutting the dog, I feel disgust towards the owner each time and I do not forget it and do not forgive it)
18. Failing to deliver promises as the host, or as initiative giver (heavily losing credibility and respect, preseting themselves as not a serious person and as a liar. If you spark an initiative you either deliver each expectation in their entirety or cover yourself in shame).
19. Inviting people to your house who are not your close family or extremely close friends of decades (showing people who are not entirely on your side into your house is a death wish)
20. When inviting people from core inner circle into house the entire visit - failing tatemae - (visit is not entirely preplanned, family is not entirely disciplined what to show and say and how to behave around the visitor, showing more house than necessary, failing to tend as a host, having a house that is not perfectly cleaned and fresh smelling and failing to set it up in a way that it looks rich and efficient, or at a very least pleasant)
21. Showing lack of privacy in public (like blasting sounds and songs from apps without any regard, browsing phone or other device in a manner that everyone can see the screen - the assumption is if there is nothing you hide then your personality has no depth and no self control - very bad signs)
22. Showing or hinting at own impatience in public, forcing your way to exit or enter buildings and public transport first at all cost instead of doing it orderly
23. Showing power level in public (there is a fair chance of presenting yourself as arrogant and ignorant egocentric that instantly repulses anyone in immediate environment who is listening whose power level is even higher who could help that person grow in that field, this frustrates the better person who not only does not feel a duty to pass more knowledge and experience on that loud enthusiast leading to information and experience loss on societal scale, besides growing hatred and contempt towards newbs as a group which benefits nobody)
24. Giving people any excuse to accuse you of anything (if you do not wish to be bothered by anyone then give them no reasonable suspicion of fault, this creates chaos and it benefits nobody - it is not to pretend to be a saint or compare yourself to others but purely because people getting angry benefits nobody)

This is for collective self improvement. I can't figure out more as of now. I wish for heyuri to expand this list and contest my observations. No cynicism or ragebait intended.

I picked the image because I find it interesting looking
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i think i do everything on this list. but you know, i'm also a ghost that never bothers anyone irl closed-eyes2
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>16 is killing animals a nuisance or the element of a saint society? dark
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>>142774
Thank you for a review. I will process it.

>>142830
Please don't. I don't want to have to curse you or send you over sanzu like the 142852-san!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Or5lCqWyYE8

>>142852
Please don't do it ghost. Thankfully such nuisances reincarnate a realm lower!
Provide a legless picture or you are not a ghost nyaoo

>>142842
I am the host, they are the guest. They will treat me as superior in my house. I would let travelers pass without an ability to speak but if they stay here then they must abide by rules that everyone else has been following, including language that is a millenia old rule!
I understand that people at 3 cannot talk but people are 30 and they are as mute as an infant. Deep shame and disrespect to the host. They should not seek respect back.
Rude guests should be kicked out by the host and denied entry in future if they stay this disrespectful.

>>142877
There is master and there is servant.
Master rules over servant and servant becomes an incarnation of will of the master and his body becomes a tool of the master.
If dog that is its owner's servant attacks me then I reasonably assume it to be a derivative of will of its master whether it was an actual command of master or servant misbehaving or misunderstanding.
It is an attack on me by its owner with the dog's body used as the tool of assault.
If master does pick such an insulting tool as dog to engage in an unprovoked battery then I would reasonably overcome the attack and show equal amount of disrespect. My disrespect of choice would be gutting it and displaying it.

Master whose servant attacked me is to blame as servants have no will of their own so the dog cannot be truly guilty. Truly good servants have no personhood but loyalty. Dog is a faithful servant so without a doubt I should seek an explanation or total war with its master.
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>>142880
>Please don't do it ghost. Thankfully such nuisances reincarnate a realm lower!
i'm actually so dumb and can't write foruda what i mean is that i DON'T do anything in this list, because i go extra lengths to never bother anyone around me and no one notices me banana
after this fail i think i need to look into vitamin supplements!!!
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>>142884
I understand now. I try to behave and stay out of range of being noticed too. Safest bet is to stay out of sight, make no sound and give no reason to be upset about.

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Is there no high quality version of this OP. The file that came in the folder when I downloaded the game has lower quality than the youtube uploads somehow.
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>The file that came in the folder when I downloaded the game has lower quality than the youtube uploads
I have the 54037KB demo.mpg (800x600) from my download, is that the same as you have? I don't have youtube account to watch and compare with the age restricted one there
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>>2125
I was actually talking about a ぽぽたんオープニング高画質版.avi that came in a folder called おまけむ~び~, but i have the demo.mpg too.
They are both low quality but in different ways. the mpg just looks very pixelated (in the way you'd normally expect when hearing the words "low quality video"), while the avi file has weird outlines and at certain sections it glitches out.
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I have two installations of popotan and both have different demo.mpg files, both pixelated as you describe (I only realize they are pixelated now that I pay attention)

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I wanna rape this sad loli so that makes her more sad drool + emo = kuma6 + emoemo
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Raep? You have my permission. Just try not to spurt too fast, loser.~ 😏

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やらないか

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hop in cool
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will I get molested? unsure
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>>142867
ok awesome! waha

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when you die get buried with a fork because dessert is always saved for last.
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Lounge@Heyuri
Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse
fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a
ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this
procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by
properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining
the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and
harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ
depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be
replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced
using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static
sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden
discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be
used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls
for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer
missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing
these necessary items.

To re-order, specify one of the following:

P/N 33f8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33f8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls
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I may have fondled my mouse balls inappropriately in my youth... (;´ω`)

modern mice need no balls, so I haven't needed to gaze lasciviously underneath them and deal with BALL HANDLING

also, as much as being able to be used on any surface was nice, cleaning the gunk that accumulated on the ball rollers was some shit, I hated it (-_-)
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This reads like a random lore exposure note from a walking simulator game.
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>>14292
honestly, I'm slightly surprised you haven't seen it before, it's a joke from circa 1991 or so and it continues making the rounds every once in a while
the setup is that it's an IBM memo
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so it is a random lore exposure except the game is internats
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Man, I used to love cleaning those mouse balls. Like a forever jawbreaker ready to go in the palm of your hand.

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first tribute I ever recorded. couldn't stop making them for a year after, now can't stop sharing
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I could have gone a whole lifetime without seeing someone ejaculate to pictures of little Asian girls....

And, also, please up your sperm count.
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>>142672
who forced you to watch it?
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>>142638
anyone know dafuq dis nigga talkin bout? sheeit. nigra
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>>142672
how to up sperm count?
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>>142846
nonstop edging

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What would you do in this situation? unsure
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three heyurizens would've handed over the laptop and consequently gotten expelled, was this a test on OP's part?
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>three heyurizens would've handed over the laptop
No one said they'd give it back unsure
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>>142688
realistically, anyone who'd believe teacher would hand the laptop
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what I'd probably do is keep my mouth shut, go home, scrub my fingerprints off the laptop, and throw it in the bottom of a lake and hope no one ever finds out sweat2

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