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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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drink piss, baka!!
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hey, stop peeing in my mouth! *makes no attempt to close my mouth or move away or stop gulping down mouthfuls of it*
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Heaven is being locked in a small room with a bunch of hot girls and unlimited food, drinks and entertainment but no plumbing and no containers to pee in. The drinks could come in unopenable bottles like the ones cyclists suck on but made of metal and completely sealed, and the food could just arrive on plates. The floor could be slightly slanted with the only place to sleep at the bottom of the slant, so peeing on the floor isn't an option either. It would be like the human centipede but without the surgery and multiple girls using me as their toilet everyday instead of just one. I hope someone steals this brilliant idea and makes a movie out of it.
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>>169910
oh yeah, wise guy? what about when they have to POOP?! you never considered the prospect of POOP! you have to live with girls POOPING everywhere and never being able to wipe their dirty butt cracks! :tongue:
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You bitch, stop pissing on my face! Run before I catch you!

lol
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>>169912
If there are more than two or three of them I might not even be able to eat any food, my stomach would be too full of poop all the time. What a horrific situation!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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EVERYONE STAERT PEEEEING!!!!!!!! :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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Well I drive all day
To be there all night
Bladder's fillin' up
Two liters of Sprite
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>169877
Not usually into piss, but for Tsukasa I can make the exception

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I'M SORRY I'M A BIG GIRL THAT STILL CAN'T HOLD HER PEE :blush:
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*pees on your board*
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3DPeeD
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is today national heyuri pee day?(;´Д`)
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>>169865
maybe it's to celebrate this guy's birthday >>169857 :mona2:
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What the hell is your obsession with your pee

Off-Topic@Heyuri
there is no self to kill
a city of gardens

I'm going to kill my self
to kill my self
to kill my self
I'm going to kill my self
so there won't be nothing left

I'm going to remove myself
remove myself
remove myself
I'm going to remove myself
so there won't be nothing left

Because you are everyone you hate
when you're asleep or awake
all the choices you've made

you are everyone you hate
and it is ruining your life
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welp this was meant to be a reply to >>169889 but I guess heyuri.net had other ideas

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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forzen...ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>1291
The point of the ship I think is that Elsa has trauma about not wanting to hurt people, but Jack has ice powers just like her and is already dead, so she can't hurt him, so she feels safe enough to open up! ヽ(´q`)ノ
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when i was a kid it was little mermaid... ( ´ω`) i guess the nostalgic disney princess now is elsa.
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>>1304
Eh? Idk about the others, but I'm not nostalgic for Elsa or Frozen specifically, just its nice remembering a breif niche shipping fandom from a few years back.
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>>1295
personally i don't think this is a very interesting dynamic. it makes sense as a fantasy wish-fulfilment thing, but from a storytelling perspective, elsa's trauma is about not wanting to hurt people, and the solution to that is just... to be with someone she's incapable of hurting? i think a more interesting character arc would be if she came to accept the possibility of hurting people, and decided to love anyway. kind of like evangelion
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>>1307
If you have someone you can't hurt, you have a safe area to make mistakes. When you're walking on eggshells just existing, it's hard to grow as a person, its more like you mold yourself around a cage you can't quite see.

Having someone you can make mistakes around can make you more able to cope with making mistakes around more fragile people.

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Any anime recommendations 4 me?
I’ve been bored lately just rewatching the same anime’s sooo I’m asking 4 more plz and thx
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Shoujo Tsubaki
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Hajime no Ippo!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ✨🌟
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>>5908
sure
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i know dat one
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>>5908
it was gay :worry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
OOOH SHIIIIIT EVERYONE'S PEEING :gross:
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this is why heyuri's default background color is kind of yellow-ish :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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It seems that Golden Week has come early this year :sweat:
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that's so cute :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER FOR ME :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
chie tea recipe:drool:
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I didn't open the picture yet but this better not be more goddamn pee
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FUCKING :furious:
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ZOMFG THIS IS DELICIOUS
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i wish i had this right now :cry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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today is my birthday heyuri! whatd you get me (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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a very rare BOKU art
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tomo with 2 buckets included as a bonus
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>>169858
wow this is actually useful! thank you anon
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>>169860
TWO BUCKETS NO WAY THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED!! you can keep tomo though :sweat2:
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>>169859
I hate her.

(USER'S BIRTHDAY WAS CANCELLED FOR THIS POST) banhammer


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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What would you do if a girl bullied you like this in school? :sad:
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i wouldve gone home and fapped ( ´ω`)
reminds me of the FB folder I had during middle school of a few of the girls from my school
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you call that bullying?
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>>169843
look at silhouette, he's clearly unhappy
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>>169844
he's curled up in pure joy & ecstasy!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Lets roll

dice1d11=6
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wah:closed-eyes2:..
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dice1d11=10
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dice1d11=11
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rollin' :cool:
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they're all so old :yawn:
i'll pass (´ー`)

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Very hawt :love:
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It's the song of my people!
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It is the song of the Saiya peepul!!!!

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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:kuma6: Do yuo like bondage?

light or heavy bondage?
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light with lots of pee

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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"Yokoso. Cokedog-desu. I am rabid for the small chested women. Please send one my way soon, divine girls. Arigatougozaimasu."
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This is profiling.....
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"IM BEGGING YOU PLZ SEND ME PLANKS"

Girl Talk@Heyuri
soudane
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>>1264
i knew a girl whos hair went down to her butt and when i realized that her hair probably had a chance of touching a toilet if she sat down, i vowed never never to have hair that long
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>1278
an absolute nightmare

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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:blush:
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>>1032
not true!! hes at least bi...
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>>1140
our boy kissed a girl and felt nothing
our boy was leaning over a naked rei and apologised for violating her privacy
our boy jerked off to a girl out of desperation and voiced only regret
our boy let other boys beat him and didnt fight back
our boy cried over having to hurt another boy
our boy is definately not bi
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>>1152
ah.... i cant take it!!!! its not true!!!! it cant be!!!!:cry:
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A lot of ppl say that he's pathetic or a crybaby but that's why i love him sm.. He's gay af tho but a girl can always dream
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>>1300
they think its impossible to like a emo guy, but its do.

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lol
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:nyaoo:
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i need whatever camera filmed that

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I HAVE AN EXTREMELY STRONG DESIRE TO COPULATE WITH TOMO
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>>169720
its my turn with the wife!!
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>>169714
Skirt fly up NEOW
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>>169714
Disgusting, She likes other women. (all azumanga girls do, btw)

>>169718
Breeder.

>>169720
>>169724
Disgusting. I won't repeat what i said before.
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Tomo a shit, A SHIT! :angry::angry:

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

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>>169771
this is true! I am TOMO'S wife!

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