Hello Kitty toilet lid

ha she couldnt even open that door

Thats NOT how you open a door!!!

THats fucking hot

if my mom was a cute loli I could rape her to ease the frustration, but she's a hideously ugly mentally ill bitch in her 70s so I can't

Strawberry PENIS is gonna beat Strawberry Panics and win the championship

Idea: when the next season starts increase the limits a bit for training camp and new teams. There could be 210 total points instead of 200, two stats could be raised to 10 instead of just one, four or five stats could be raised to 9, and players could have up to 29 points instead of 28. If there's some progression like that maybe this CGI game won't die as fast as most of the others.

Some instances do/did have some form of progression, but the only "guide" I found to implement anything like that was super vague and incomplete - a case of "draw the rest of the fucking owl"

Teh "guide": https://web.archive.org/web/20051216181111/http://hitoyasumi.sakura.ne.jp/seityou.htm

...that being said, Gekipawa did lead to subsequent games being made that do have progression elements - one of which I'd been working on at the same time as this. Don't expect it any time soon though

Merry Girlmas

i used to laugh at people who would say that american elites send their people to war every decade or two to re-traumatize them into going back to "sleep"

now it seems all too real.

>>175652
i read every single word that you typed and i would like to help you stop writing if you'll allow me (´ー`)

>i read every single word that you typed
GAhhhhh1h1h1h1h1h!HH!H! REALLY!?!? DAMN I never thought anyonw would read this how shameful in a way as i really wasnt making a serious post as my real reason why i even typing this is to post more illya and to do it in a way that doesnt seaaaammmmmm waaayyy to spammy and if i do this way, i can post all those 1000 bits of tera i saved of illya and sneakily post her all over heyuri, and so thus, this will no longer be a loli-neko board but rather a loli-illya board! pretty winrar if u ask me, o god damn it i realized i just spilled teh milk of teh whole plan i have to take over the heyurianza with world domination and desctution and. fguck this illyeness to never keep writing doesnt help me here help now its to late everone knows i will rule heyuri as one leader that set his foot to those who i am typing as fast as i think and i need to come up with something better thats i stand for as the next leader. ym um um illya is cute right please please pleaes lol lol olo ahhh!! u said u could help? how can u help me? will u help me when i take over heyuri as thje next pezident!? oh shit i just spilled more milk, now u all know who i trully am and what i want. guess its over. guess i need to use my nuke i saved for us in the future, which will be,... weasasdasdasdasdasdlkjsdfikulhjesfijsdfisdilfkjasdfiljsdfljisdlfijsadfiljasdiojfolsidfjiosdf hi. lol

>>175658
it's ok
It doesn't matter how evil your plan is, that you want to take over heyuri or that you want to post illya, I will always read everything you type
"why" you ask? because that's what friends are for (´ー`)
*inspirational music starts*

More like "What isn't wrong with you people?"

idk

>>175664
yeah like you

Why don't you just head outside to pee?

Just do a shoulder-stand and piss directly into your own mouth and swallow it.

>>175639
this is the advice i was looking for

>>175655
Did you film it?

I'm choosing the one in the foreground.

i call dibs on the fish

Is it 1 or 2 girls?

>>175642
It is in fact 3 girls

yuri feet

complete starvation makes it worse. your body goes into fat saving mode or something. its better to switch out foods instead of cutting them out! you should probably be eating only slightly less, but of more filling stuff

If you eat less than 50g of carbs a day, after 2-4 days a process calls ketosis beings, and you burn fat very quickly

I am anorexic and my BMI is 15.9!

>>1612
It should be less than 10 g.

>>1550
that isn't to say you SHOULDN'T do resistance training. Osteoporosis is a bitch

plug in your buttplug 2 charge your ass with high voltage.

Is your battery running?
Well you better go catch it!!

>>24761
I have an expertise backed by millions of bytes of video footage.

sugoi sugoi sugoi! YOU NEED TO SHARE IT!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

like this...

funny face

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>175626
hidden futa PENIS?

>>175622
The fucking birdie's ANUS instead of the loli's. What a fucking joke!

Have you completed the main TV season of Strike the Blood yourself? Isn't it boring?

>>175597
no I dropped it around season 2 ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>>175579
actually epic. if you want a harem, you gotta make a girl worthy of envy!

no because i dont clean LOL

i dont even have underwear

>>175595
u walk around naked?

I never wear underwear or vacuum anything because I have a big PENIS

ATF will shut down soon
https://img.heyuri.net/l/koko.php?res=24836&page=0

I'm so frustrated with the FOMO and sad because we're losing gigabytes of potentially unique content from their booru

>>175545
If the site is still up, then you're still in time! Quick, buy a huuuuge hard disk and download everything NAOW!!

>>175593
It's always someone else.