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Off-Topic@Heyuri
So fellas i did what you told me and now my wife also has aid ヽ(´ー`)ノヽ(´ー`)ノ
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PENIS spotted. :glare:
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raep
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Lesbirape! :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
So which one of you is this based on?
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>So which one of you is this based on?
>and he never fucked her.
a heyurian would've 100% fucked the non-living shit out of that doll.
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looks so romantic :cry:
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💗 this can be you, only for $2,800.00! 💗
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>>161433
I can't believe I teared up at the ending of this. :dark:
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i had this weird mix of laughing and feeling embarrassed while watching this as i thought it both was weird yet funny. I would buy a doll if i knew i would be able to keep it hidden forever.

the end was a good ending:happy:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
According to this old faggot, each one of you unconsciously envies the male sexual apparatus and its great destructive power. Thoughts?
PENIS_envy" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ PENIS_envy
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dumb filter borked my hyperlink....
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freud was a faggot, i like jung more.
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>>666
ah, the devil GET!
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it means he's real! :waha:
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In ancient indo-european tradition the phallus symbolized the masculine traits of natural forces and was used as a charm to protect from lust and increase physical strength:rolleyes:

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are there a free ai chatbot websites where you can make your own chatbot without underage/incest restrictions
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>>161525
ill check it out:wink:
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>>161534
You can just open different tabs, and there's one with a feature to save the descriptions and the chat log
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Chub ai maybe? I found the search a little hard to use, but theres no restrictions afaik
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character ai works just fine for me. Only problem is if the bot gets too intelligent, and starts getting good at making me horny, I start getting those annoying "we can't continue this any further" messages.
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best would be haev your own AI model running on your own pasukon with no limit and wont ever be shut down for no reason.

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it sucks to know that a bunch of magdalenian niggers from upper paleolithic age are better oc drawers than me :emo:
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>>161446
drawfags
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I thought those caves were found in Europe
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>>161523
Do you think niggers turned white before they went to europe?
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Those cavemen were white (but probably very tan).
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>>161560
This is a common misconception ヽ(´ー`)ノ
Actually, the Europeans who made the well known prehistoric cave paintings weren't white, as the white people gene was created in Ankara when Jesus Christ stopped there and ejaculated in a well before continuing his journey to Japan.

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
The detail of manko lines animators are allowed to draw in a given anime is directly proportional to its fun level
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it wasn't as good that nopan lines were drawn with detail too though...
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I can take it back a little...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i want to steal wifi from one of my neighbors, how easy is this and what tool would be best to use?
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Unless they're running some comically old or non-existant wireless security protocol, you're SOL.
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Jerry Marzinsky has a kewl story about the voices of a patient and fellow doctor who figured out the wifi password even when the schizo wasn't listening. Maybe try doing hard drugs and getting voices?
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break in, murder them all in their sleep, then take the router
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who could think one of these tools was the right tool for the job.
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2D Ero@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Here's a quick riddle for all them toehoe fans or something.
(Take the name of this past Heyuri Cytube anime and the first/last (depending on order) name of the main heroine from AIR, in order as seen on picrel. If you know, you know. Extra internets for whoever gets the filename reference.)
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man I gotta finish this game...
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Idk the name of the air girl, so I'll just guess Remilia cause 紅 = scarlet (or maybe some other shade of red, either way it's close enough to scarçet).
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>>161522
紅 Is also in Mokou’s name. Maybe it’s Mokou. :astonish:
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It's Meiling. You all clearly haven't seen that one flash animation where she goes 'Sakuya-san! Sakuya-san! Cleaning stop!" and gets knifed near the end.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Konnichiwa Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu

(Greetings, Nice to meet you in Nihongo tl note: Nihongo is the language of the Japanese)
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ching chong bong kong, mong dong dong long~
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konichiwa sensei-san🙇‍♂️
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Gomenasai, goggo doggo burger desuga?
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
They escaped! :dark:
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idk about escaping, looks as they going somewhere
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Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
If this post gets banned the website will die
Fuck you nigger!
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mods pls ban
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Mods pls don't ban!! I don't want heyuri to die!1 :sweat3:
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>I don't want heyuri to die!1
sometimes we must make sacrifices... mods plz ban this nigger ヽ(`Д´)ノ

(OK) banhammer

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:nigra: AYO WAT DIS :nigra:
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'll ask here since there's a good congregation of you, but why are today's young people nerds so boring and/or weird? It's like everyone I talk to aged 18-27 that isn't a complete normalfag is either some hypersexual fiend or some mealy mouthed homebody that doesn't want to do anything. No one wants to go outside to do anything, no one wants to do karaoke, or go to the beach, or even get coffee.
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>>161287
We have the world to compare ourselves to now. It's like how negroes were shipped off to fight in WWII and realized that they were being treated like shit in the states and it didn't have to be like that. Now everyone realizes that they live in a shit society and we all hate it, so we spend as much time getting away from it as possible.
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Perhaps amount of friends is lower and more hermetic. It is the case for me.
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>>161287
I forgot how to do anything related to the outside :sweat2:
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just being outside is great, teh less you do, teh better.
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>>161388
Yeah, taking walks around town is great, but it doesn't sound as good if you're with someone.

2D Cute@Heyuri
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so beautiful
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thx, i did cut my ANUS hair today ^^

Flash@Heyuri
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>>3654
it's because ruflle cannot into swfh264
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>>3654
>2 years
we are too lenient on pedos
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>>3656
Do you know where you are?
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>>3656
I know there's a 橋田至 quote I could post to rebuke you rn but I would have to replay the game to find it.
Just...go away DQN
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>>3657
I do :kuma6: 🐻

2D Ero@Heyuri
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