i'll dew it. but what do i get in return

To every sane man, a child slave is a necessity.

>>145048
10/10 would childidolslave again.

paranoid schizophrenic heyurizen has arrived

If the government (or other attacker) is in your home, it's easier for them to just record you typing and your screen. Even if you can somehow prevent visual recording (which is hard lol, none of your shit is TEMPEST shielded), modern neural net technology still means you can reasonably decode your key presses from the sound of your keyboard and a little bit of training that assumes some things based on the typical language you use when typing.

Really, you might want to consider living in a cave and not using the internet in this scenario if you have reason to believe your government is in your house trying to spy on you.
(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

However, I know when traveling to certain countries, there are business users who get a fresh laptop loaded with only what they need for the trip, and the machine is fitted with anti-tamper seals. The laptop is destroyed upon return. Expensive, maybe a bit overkill, but corporate or governmental espionage is not something they feel like dealing with.
In this case, you might want some kind of heat activated stickers too to make sure everything isn't defeated with a hot-air gun.

Wouldn't it be better to put stickers and shit on your doors and windows to make sure they're not tampering with anything in your home? What if they put tiny cameras with 0.5mm lenses in the tiny holes in your walls where nails to hold picture frames used to be? Or in any other little crevices, or appliances or electronics, or even in your shower head?

glitter

bot thread

i liek farms

potatos grown at home taste the best

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>>145044
Hey, what are these lazy peasants doing!!!? They should go back to werk instead of laze around like that!!!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Wait a minute... "Pieter_Bruegel_the_Elder"!? That explains it!!! The netherlands were still dominated by the Spani*rds, meaning that this paintign was made by a filthy lazy cath*lic!!!!!!!! (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

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OP image hash ends with 'becca' ( ´ω`)
https://emn178.github.io/online-tools/md5_checksum.html

zOMG heug burger

I'M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH JAPANESE

JAPANESE IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

JAPANESE IS PIG DISGUSTING

HIROHITO IS A MURDERER FUCKING JAPAN

wtf i can't even finish a 3 patty borgar and i'm an american

Being Japanese girl must be fun （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>144833
far from it. dude "hunts" boars and stray cats because he's a piece of shit like the other aussies

>>144936
tehn why did you shit up my thread with this you gay homo

>>144967
cuz ur thread sucks dick for living lmao

>>144828
I can understand where they're coming from. Cats are a pest on Aussie land, because they don't have any natural predators.

>>144995
yuo are the second worst poster on heyuri (after me, I'm teh first)

he-yuri (aka yaoi)

>>2426
how deep does this go?

im spying on j00 ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

No cameras anywhere near me

Many cameras in my town, but none in my neighbourhood

There's to few where i live - as i know there are a lot more than those who are listed. I think these cameras are added by users?

>>144935
yea theyre all community added, for example in my area really only the cameras along the main roads are listed

pov: me

it's true, puchippy secretly leads Heyuri

nyuu nyuu

NYU IS WATCHING

WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

Retusu puray videya gamesu!

电脑就是个混蛋，吃黑鬼屎

A gun, a sword, a mask... to rob a bank? is this a roribbery kit?

>>144945
Nay, but a terrorism kit

seems annoying to reload with your ass everytime you shot.

this is an epik win, actually

for her, fail
for us, win.

for epik -> fail
for heyuri -> win

wat anime

>>145031
You know it but just posting this each time? ヽ(´∇`)ノ
https://anidb.net/anime/8062

*puts boiling water*

RAMENEKO!

>>22928
i have an uncontrollable urge to have sex with you

>>22929
but not me?

>>22930
shake it for me baby

sanku kaguya-sama

here's a little... s-something for you

orz

>>2375
I wish that there was a person that was at least half as close to me as these guys are to each other