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Gokicha!
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DIE ROACH DIE 🐛🔨:angry:
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Tūrk treda! :iyahoo:
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gokiburu!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:astonish:
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:onigiri: *dies from moe* :onigiri:
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*gets resurrected from moe*
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youtsuba is so adorable I can't ev-
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:happy:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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naito :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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She gonna get raped. :biggrin:
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>>176280
i will protect her ( ´ω`)
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>>176281
i will help you( ´ω`)

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
hi i usually only lurk but i felt i should confess my love for this site and everyone here!! :love: marry me! :blush:
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I ACCEPT ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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:iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo:
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>marry me! :blush:
okey :D

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Imagine if things were good
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no need to imagine :biggrin:
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i only need to imagine that when i'm not @ heyuri.net ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Flash@Heyuri
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
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:banana: I was thinking about this earlier today :banana:
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ring ring ring ring ring ring! :banana:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
If there any girls on Heyuri or any heyurizens that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Unpredictible income. Sometimes lots of money, sometimes none at all, depends on what is my business at a given time.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: probably decent, I can't judge. I had two girls chasing me in highschool but I ignored one and broke heart of the other one when she got too annoying.

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You know it already :nyaoo2:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Anyone, preferably female aged 15-20, the closer to that the better

2. Located in Poland and of polish nationality or a nationality that I don't find too annoying + exceptions

For everyone:
3.1. Able to trip alone
3.2. Doesn't moan for drugs and money (I am not a bank nor a pharmacy)
3.3. Enjoys things but is not addicted to anything (including nicotine and alcohol too :angry:)
3.4. Not significantly mentally ill from drugs, no significant permanent damage from drug use
3.5. Confidential
3.6. Able to read long posts
3.7. Hates government


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I make my extra money myself
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>>176237
I make my extra money prostituting myself*
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>>176253
Is there a discount for ojisans? :love:
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
:dance::dance2::dance::dance2::dance:
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
hey... what the...!? :angry:
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These "artistic" depictions of clothed, fat oji-sans are inherently sexualising and their distribution hurts real old guys by proxy, so therefor they should be banned immediately and made criminal to possess/view to the fullest extent the law allows.
Not to mention they're just plain creepy.
If you disagree you're a virgin loli with a tiny VAGINA and probably want to fuck old men yourself
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DAMN OJICONS!!!1 :angry:
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*sounds security buzzer*
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take a seat for me please
now, would you mind telling me why you're talking to fat and smelly 30 year olds online?
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>>176273
grooming them! what are you gonna do about it?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Had a dream today that I was in a harem with 3 2D girls.

Needless to say it was a pretty good experience :cool:
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nice :iyahoo:
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I woke up from a dream about having sex with Yasuna and I had a huge erection, so of course I immediately looked up erotic images of her and got so excited I pissed and cummed all over myself. I feel a little bad about having a dream like that about a girl that isn't my waifu but it's not my fault, I can't control what I dream about. The pee stains in my bed haven't dried yet but the bed is big enough that I can just move to the other side where it's dry so it's ok.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
down with amerikan imperialists! down with japanese imperialists! down with british imperialists! glory the the People's Republic of China! may the workers of china unite under communism and begin a new golden age of china! may china shed the reactionary ideology of confucius! glory to Mao Zedong for liberating china from reactionary and imperialist powers! May the power return to the workers of china!
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lol rekt
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>>176267
Care for a spot of the old hardcore drugs, Uncle Chang?
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>the workers
but I don't like to work
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
horror stream when?
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>>176241
10 or 11 pm est would be good for me. possibly later but I can't guarantee I'd be able to stay awake
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In terms of live-action horror, we've previously already watched together on Heyuri Cytube:
- Ring (and maybe a sequel?)
- Dark Water
- Pulse/Kairo
- House
- Sweet Home
- Halloween
...and maybe others I'm forgetting
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>>176258
I don't remember seeing any of them. are you bullshitting me?
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>are you bullshitting me?
Noep. Ring and Dark Water were in 2023, the rest were all 2025

Halloween 2023 poll (we ended up watching Ring and Dark Water): https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1698772455.html
Halloween 2025 poll: https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1761424754.html
House stream thread (we watched Sweet Home afterwards): >>162051
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>>176261
Horey shet that was in 2023? time files...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
rawr!
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>>176183
teh rawr xD
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Goddamn :nosebleed:
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im very scared :nosebleed:
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um... hello bear lady i'm lost. :cry: can you help me find my mommy?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I... AM THE KING IN YELLOW
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:banana::banana::banana:
We do not accept you as our king. GTFO.
:banana::banana::banana:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Me on the right. :dance2:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
did anyone ever get on heyuri townhall?:nyaoo:
has it always been inactive? or does no one care anymore:blush:
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fireplace is closed because of aids
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Wait how do I join this??????
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Im fucking missing out into something awesome like this?
Fuck.... I need to play this NOW
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use #Warp do warp to rooms, you can see the participants count to see where everyone is

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
I have an idea: if we create a WhatsApp group and share loli content there, that would be great!
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>>24246
A telegram group would make more sense. Then again, you're probably a fed so nevermind.
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the safest thing would be to train pigeons to fly to each heyurizen's house to share loli content

wait hold on, this means i have to tell everyone's pigeons where I live, what if it's not a real pigeon but a government drone?!
ah damn, we're back where we started
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>Then again, you're probably a fed so nevermind
he is
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>>24247
gross :gross:
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toasting in a fed bread

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