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Flash@Heyuri
my first loop
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it's really not that much of serious business, even if this wasn't a mostly reposting board. You can open flash for 5 seconds and close
posting a pantsu thread is also "hardly unknown" or original but one should be able to have a cheap laugh, at least on Heyuri
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Rumbald ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>4626
Lazy stays lazy.
I'm not saying OP is the first and only lazy post ever, or that he needs any kind of justification for what he posted.
I'm just saying that if he fired up flash for 5 seconds he might have at least used a song that I didn't know yet, then I would've posted "hey, cool song".
But he didn't.
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>Even I've done better loops
post em!
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>>4630
Already did at some point:
>>3786

As threads don't get pruned here, I see no reason to repost.

Flash@Heyuri
just remember to inhale and exhale properly
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
desu
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>>176322
Desu in modern times is beautiful :happy:
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>>176614
we need moar of it!
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>>176696
zOMG its a desu desu
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
is this accurate?
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fiksd it 4 u
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:iyahoo:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
File: 64w63.mp4
(3.74 MB, 1280x720)
3916880
❕
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:sad:
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Couldn't face the music. :xp:
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DO STOP THE MUSIC
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Why would you do this
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sploosh

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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aw
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love that squeaky mew
I want a pet catgirl :cry:
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cheeennnn~ 💗🍦

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
We will watch Abenobashi Mahou☆Shoutengai (2002) on the next Saturday (21th), starting 18:00 UTC

It's seemingly an ecchi story about a binbou shota getting transported to some weird worlds with his classmate, while trying navigating back to their original world. Besides the shota it features the aforementioned rori classmate and a voluptuous genki woman, so it should appeal to most our users!

For newcomers, you can find the detailed information and our previous streams from here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Cytube
Heyuri's rules apply in the CyTube channel.

Also please fill our nominations page where we pick these shows from: https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ - you must log in at least once every 4~ months to keep your votes intact!
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>>6190
madhaus? I thought it was gaynax
is this one of those instances where a studio gets more credit than the other studio who did the bulk of the work? like jaypig relaterd
btw if you havent seen makasete iruka you're missing out on an essential post-flcl-pre-gurren-lagann GAINAX ova
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MAL does list it as Madhouse, but wikipe says Japanese anime television series created by Gainax, with animation produced by Gainax and Madhouse
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ah i see~ i didnt look into it all that much tbh! :3
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20 MINUTES

Off-Topic@Heyuri
You're riding your tank and come across this, what would you do?
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>>177012
that tank is so moe~
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>that tank is so moe~
ehh~ idk, i think it looks like a fat ojii-san with a small PENIS.
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mecha girls are moé tho! :biggrin:
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very moe!
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Nyooooooooooooooooooo

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'm seeing hate thrown at Hachikuji, our tripmod.
When you say they are annoying or their flashes suck or they have sex with dead possums, this is who you're saying that to.

Feeling sorry?
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>>177095
it was actually different people because i Yeah'd it too
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Yeah'ing your own post... sasuga
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>>177100
YOU GET A "YEAH" AND YOU GET A "YEAH" AND YOU GET A "YEAH"!
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gheychikuji

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niggerkuji yayoi

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Do you remember the anime with the beautiful loli girls from Shoujo Ramune? I wanted to fuck all those girls.It only has 6 episodes, but damn, every single one was incredible, damn good
To our great regret, it's censored because of the Japanese, and to this day there is no uncensored version.
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>>24153
VAGINAs need to stretch to the size of a baby's head and loli VAGINAs are stretchy too so you absolutely can fit the girth of any PENIS in there as long as it's lubricated. Going balls deep may be difficult but that's why God made the ANUS and throat deep enough to accommodate the length of any PENIS, while also being able to take a surprising amount of girth.
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>>24152
That may be how it happens most of the time IRL but not always. Some people get to know each other after the fuck.
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>>24154
Noo, I don't want to throatfuk the small and cute. Lolis are for gentle petting, fingering and licking. It's also important to ask what she want to try herself after revieweing your ero folders with her. We're different (´ー`)
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>>24156
I want a loli so horny she's already gagging on my morning wood before I even wake up without ever being asked to so maybe we're not that different.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Me on the left. You on the right.
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I'M IN THE FUCKING BOX, LET ME OUT
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zomg cute
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AAAAAAA IM OUT OF FRAME!!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
here's a figure that match heyuri's taste.
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also this might be teh best Clannad fig! :astonish:
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but is it teh cutest?
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>>177079
Where's the cup? She's wasting it .. :cry:
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2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
there are a few people who talk about drugs here... sorry to be yet another one. but I need advice from the sages and wisemen of Heyuri. I've got my monero, i've browsed dark web markets and found a reputable vendor (did my research on dread. not sure if i can mention the market here - its name is related to quantum physics for the knowers out there). I've set up the required PGP stuff and loaded my XMR into the site wallet. But I have a few questions...

First, I live in Europe and dont have a mailbox. I live in a giant apartment building in eastern europe. Anyone know how I should receive it with the least risk?

Secondly, I live alone. I am afraid that I'll go insane and gouge my own eyes out or something. I'm a pretty chill person but I've heard (scaremongers?) say you can fry your own brain and go crazy after just one trip... i don't have any friends that i would trust to babysit me either. Is it safe for me to be alone in my own room while tripping?
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>>177054
Did you have a breakthrough on acid? At what dose?
Good tips in general
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>>177060
dominating the art of meditation and sporadically doing 400ug (once every 2~ weeks) you can learn time dilation at will (slowing down time), if your brain is good at math and physics it will help you find solutions to many problems of the world :mona2: kinda the opposite of weed
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>>177072
What world problem have you come up with a solution for?
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These schizos are scaring OP straight, lul. Someone once told me he thought it was never worth it to go above 300 ug. He had used a lot of acid so I trusted him, and I haven't gone far above that.

One of the things I like about LSD is that for me at least, that doses 100-300 ug do NOT produce delusional thought patterns. Granted genetics play a role, some people are more sensitive so it's good to start with a low dose.

Also OP, look up 2C-B. It's more of an entactogen than a psychedelic really, and will be easier to handle if you've never used drugs before.
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>>177072
I think I figured out the role of frequency in reactance intiutively and saw the s field in laplace tranfroms being graphed but i forgot 2 days after it :nyaoo2:
It indeed shows answer to anything if you go deep enough and appropriate memories and knowledge show up :biggrin:

I mean breakthrough like there is no real world anymore totally, unable to contact reality at all
I remember mine, background filled with blackness that is the same as if you were blind - you can check what it looks like by putting pressure on nerves in eyes
And I was deaf meaning sounds from outside would affect my thoughts but I could never tell why those thoughts came since I effectively heard nothing in ears, it was inside my head and not ears
All my senses got kicked like a bucket of brushes with pain on them and they morphed into one sense and no sense in particular

It was always so intense at breakthrough, time slowed really hard in seconds just before the last of your contact with reality broke down with the last image, your sight collapsed as if you fell down your eyeballs with reality turning into rainbow burning shards and liquid before going blind and them disappearing, and hearing bugged and morphed into perfect sensation of sound like the most precise recording system on earth with long heavy electrical discharge sounds and cogwheel sounds as hearing was collapsing, same with taste and smell, same with touch and feeling of pressure and temperature and movement and so on

Then there was nothing outside of it, locked inside my head and the core of me could not even see what is happening in the other edge of the brain not even speaking of sensing like sight or hearing from outside, before it arrived it was filted by other parts of brain and I had no direct contact :x3:
Am i neurologically different or have you never collapsed into your mind and into the very core losing all communication not only with reality but even with neighboring parts of brain? I mean first there is a breakthrough when reality breaks down and you get moved entirely into the mind, after that you have a phase with memories and symbols playing from infinitely complex shapes and colors, and then you turn into a dead computer with perfect dissolution of mind where things appear as interonnected relationships if one concept is invoked as if you were a search engine and an AI with no will, and then finally it all extinguishes and you fall to the gods waiting room for reincarnation where there is nothing beside

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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
LOLi in heat, wants to yiff... :nosebleed:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
166321
I currently have a crush on a character, and i really like them i think to an almost obsessive degree..whenever i see art of the character they canonically like with them, i get so upset i start to feel sick, like i will throw up! I’m also slightly obsessed with that character, in the way that i want to be exactly like them :sweat2:

can anyone else relate?
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lol that’s normal, i liked flandre for a bit when I was like 14
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my five wives have never canonically had a lustful or romantic thought about anyone other than me (and maybe each other), and I can't remember ever wanting to be like any character
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>>177028
This genre of "those who are past the gender ratio" is quite soft to the ANUS.
Maybe japan is just not very, Asia oriented? Meanwhile everyone has east, asia, like Polynesia, middle east .. all over. Are you sure you are even, an artist?
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yeah it kind of sux when they get a canonical boyfriend, though MCs can be exception if they are hetare characters I can self insert as :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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when i grow up i wanna be just like Mister Gentleman

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What does a bewb feel like? :glare:
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soft
can't give a better description

it isn't like onaho rubber
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squishy
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Like bags of .. sand .. :sweat:
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Just shave your man boobs and they will feel the same. (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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like a fleshy sack of fat

Off-Topic@Heyuri
While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN.

sudaaa please publish juilet's naked model somewhere ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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:mona2::mona2::mona2::mona2:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
So usually when I masturbate it's to those jp anime girl asmrs on internet archive (;´Д`)

It makes me feel like a degen guy sorta so I pretend in my head like I'm a guy masturbating because it makes me feel less guilty,,

I mean I'm not transmasc or butch or a top or anything but I'm wondering if anyone else does this ┑( ̄Д  ̄)┍
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The words "autistic", "gay" and "loser" come to mind. It's super easy for girls to get laid even if you're a bit ugly so why waste orgasms by masturbating?
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>jp anime girl asmrs on internet archive
link some you like!

to answer your question I'd think it's just ordinary sexual guilt, maybe understanding that can make you feel better https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_guilt?useskin=vector

Also if you ever wanted male voices, below are some links I found
http://koekamisama.blogspot.com/
https://sleepholic6537.blogspot.com/
https://airavalky.blogspot.com/
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Autoandrophilia is kinda like this (´ー`)
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there's nothing to feel guilty about, you're a human being that has needs too. those asmrs aren't just for males! they exist for everyone to enjoy.
i think you just have some unresolved guilt you need to work through. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>'m not transmasc or butch or a top or anything

Please stop confusing yourself with all this dumb stuff.
People get off to what they like, simple as. Who needs labels.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
How to plan art for 6/b/igit? No wait that's digit.
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>>177031
Am I asking one here? You d need more braincell to understand this reference. As in, memory
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>>177031
Also I do not enjoy my voice as much as your frequency of lolibating, so, well, look, the texts are, nvm.
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>>177033
you've grown timid (´~`) where's the anger? i miss your irrational self crazy kun.
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>>177035
>Timid
>Irrate-
Only when you start one on me, dumbass. Go on, clearly the basic stuffs are done for you. You just wanna, have shelters for free anyway. I mean, so does everyone.
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Zzzz

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