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Off-Topic@Heyuri
I wonder how often Kim J gets laid...
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9001 times a day from his loli harem ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Over 9000 times.
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Probably not often. He's too busy building a self-sufficient, strong, beautiful, functional, wealthy, free, fair and equitable nation for his people.

3D Girls@Heyuri
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perfect sized boobies iyahoo

Lounge@Heyuri
Asking for a friend(⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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clop in hell
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>IWTCIRD ヽ(`Д´)ノ
... I Will Totaly Cum Inside Ray Davies??????
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youtube showed me my little pony porn when i was 12 and i blame it for all the extreme fetishes i got
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carrots, thats wut i think
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they're too vulnerable to thumbtacks

Lounge@Heyuri
/b/lockheads drool
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i think /a/irheads have doodoo brains (・∀・)
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uh imgs funny, i go haha, text slow, i not read
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TEXT!!!1!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
my monitor is up for 16296 hours which means 679 days which means 1.85 years. I bought mine nearly 3.11 years ago. to calculate how many hours I wasted my life on pc:
1.85 / 3.11 = 0.59 and 0.59 x 24 = 14.34 hours
14.34 / 24 x 100 = 59.77 %
gotta stop staying terminally online dark
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
would u???
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>>130093
I never had sexx / gf / kissed anyone, and I really wish we had advanced home loli androids or Tinder.kids, public places where even men can groom JYs literally, like cat cafes, cases like Maquia to become common—not aging, but retain all cute proportions (unlike what happens in reality now), or a land of such Maquias, to be isekai'd as a loli witch's slave, or into a non-aging loli among other cgdct fantasy iyashikei yuri lolis and so on... I'm with you! Cheer up virgin boi!

Also I think a man can have wife and still be into 2D. It's not that mutually exclusive, because real marriage is often disappointing.

Also I disagree with what that portraits cum guy is doing. There's special content for that purpose. Doing, or pretending to do it on such cute faces feels humiliating to me. These faces are for kissing.
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>or Tinder.kids , public places where even men can groom JYs literally, like cat cafes
I think the biggest reasons why marriages fall apart in western countries these days is because of all the promiscuity, and the high age of consent/age of marriage. Human pair bonding works best when it starts near the age of hitting puberty and marriages are far more successful and fulfilling when she's the only one you've ever made love with and you're the only one she's ever made love with. This is why countries like Iraq can have an age of consent of 9, but I'm quite sure anyone trying to set up a cafe with 9 year old strippers/prostitutes there would immediately be killed. A lot of people seem to think that waiting until their 20s when they've "found themselves", doing personality tests and shit, and dating dozens of people trying to find the most compatible partner is the best strategy, but I'd bet that just marrying random 12 year old virgins to each other (heterosexually) would actually produce much lower divorce rates and happier marriages.
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absolutely. no questions asked.
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I have one question asked: please may I have moar moist pantsu onigiri? (´人`)
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just for you drool

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Write a letter 2 Kaguya maybe he will read itヽ(´∇`)ノ
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LOLI poop biggrin
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i LOL'd iyahoo
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Dear kaguya, please maek sweet sweet love to mei..plz thank you! blush
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Dear Kagura

I am sleepy.

Sincerely Anonymous
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Dear Kagunyaa~,

Please Nyaa~~ for us.
It will be very moé.

Thanks,
Pez

2D Cute@Heyuri
Yes! YEEES!!! love
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blue-eyed blonde
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little kud! love
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more than this will be heavy spoiler! dark

Lounge@Heyuri
Did you know that you can use thumbtacks to:
-Wash your car
-Reboot your computer
-Clean your toilet
-Re-upholster your couches
-Open beer bottles

and as an erotic stimulant as well? (You take them orally in this case. The effect is immediate.)
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>>13401
let b = butt coefficient, d = number of dicks being evaluated, the value s = (b * d) shall represent the amount of sex the poster has, for some reason when a heyurizen is being studied this value is always 0
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despite being called thumbtacks, thumbs are not present on the ingredients list
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>despite being called thumbtacks, thumbs are not present on the ingredients list
i feel liek i've been ripped off (・A・)
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They can also be used to repair faulty outlets, sabotage working outlets, and perform acupuncture on unborn fetuses.
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thumbtacks are awesome! I killed 13426-san's pony with thumbtacks! (`ー´)

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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kawaii haruloli ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Flash@Heyuri
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2D Cute@Heyuri
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I liked the《The Prince and the Pauper》episode biggrin

Flash@Heyuri
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i wanna eat them
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i love ffmpeg
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while making new swf videos does feel akin to a sacrilage, i'm sure that video is old enough to have period-authentic swf encodings
so it's making a reproduction, not a fraudulent counterfeit
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holy fukkin shit
hahahahahahaahahahahahaha

2D Ero@Heyuri
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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You could fit a toaster in her butthole…
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this artist is rlly good ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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definitely sampling this. lmao

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Break it down!
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Lounge@Heyuri
I'm making this thread because I noticed there has been a lot of pro-thumbtack posts lately and it seemed to me like a good opportunity to enlighten you all as to the dangers of thumbtacks.
As you may know, thumbtacks are known to sporadically pierce human skin, causing major injury. For example, thumbtacks have been scientifically proven to cause permanent blindness if not used properly. If ingested, thumbtacks may cause major damage to the human body and even DEATH. In 2011, a two-year-old boy in Paducah, Kentucky was pricked with a thumbtack more than 140 times, leading to his death.
If that's not sufficient proof that thumbtacks are dangerous, I don't know what is.
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thumbtacks FTW
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they're painful to use, but not as bad as eyetacks
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>but not as bad as eyetacks
that's true, and im more fond of mouthtacks myself
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thumbtacks killed my pony ૮꒰ྀི ᴗ͈ ˕ ᴗ͈ ꒱ྀིა

2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
So I heard Heyuri doesn's like my purple suit. Is that right?
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>>129794
For 4chan culture. 2010-2013 was like a dark age for the rest of the chanverse. Most sites were dead or dying.
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It was a dark age for 4chan too, but the period that followed it was darker so it didn't seem as bad in retrospect sweat2
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all teh funniest screencaps are from that era, so if that was the dark ages for 4chan then the previous years must've been like atlantis or the garden of eden or something (´ー`)
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dude looks liek nicholson joker xd
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>>129751
I never understood the RAEG Quentin caused, because his shit was always just top-tier comedy. I can only imagine that they (namely /v/) just took them at face like complete normalfag retards.

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