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i used to think this show was real
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there was a show that dealt with paranormal shit that i used to watch as a kid, i thought it all was real and was terrified by the gnome and alien stuff although i found the maya's-predicted-the-end-of-the-world stuff really boring

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good day people, my name is robert and i am a federal agent, i have been yearning for a promotion but actually doing my job is really tiring so if anyone here has committed a crime and wants to go to jail for it please let me know by posting the crime in question and your current location

the crimes i'm looking for are severe things such as terrorism, mass murders, cybercrime against targets such as the government, etc...
do NOT reply if all you did is some shit like shoplifting

thank you for your cooperation, oh and if someone asks i caught you by myself after months of personal investigation
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seriously dude that's not cool. a farmer sacrificed his kids to the grape gods trying to grow that grape, and you don't even want to pay?
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When I was living in a college dorm, I got stuck on a fucked up sleep schedule and spent nights awake in the lounge browsing the net while everyone else was asleep and sometimes I would open the freezer and eat out of other students' labelled tubs of ice cream since I wouldn't be caught.

It was one of the only times I can recall doing an act of complete malice without any care about the feelings of the other person and I will regret it for the rest of my life. I'm so sorry to whoever lost their chance to enjoy ice cream because of me...
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ive paid a homeless guy five dollars to say sieg heil
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I was paid 5 bucks to say "sieg heil" (I was broke back when).
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I was paid in exchange for a man to say "sieg heil" (I was a banknote back then).

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I accidentally my Xbox 360. What should I do now?
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>What should I do now?
an hero cry
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>>113484
turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Haven't visited this board since late June and was extremely surprised that posts I made around that time are still online. When and why did the pages get expanded?

While I think that's neat, anything past page 6 is considered old and unbumpable. That sucks, all those old threads, I wanted to post in two of them but what was the point if no one saw them cause they couldn't be bumped?

If the board pages can be expanded, how about extending the time period a thread can be bumped, hmm?
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I've been thinking about reading Saya no Uta. Is the non-censored version worth the extra money?
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inb4 YES
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it was a lot shorter than i expected. a very cute setting, lewds too! fun story.

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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And now we wait.
Its so fucking hot(;´Д`)
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finally new touhou porn wave
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>>113486
This year its gonna be a blue archive orgy xd
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Someone fainted in the line sweat
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I don't have pictures to share, all you'd see is a bunch of middle aged japs queuing in a hangar (that's what it essentially is).
The real fun is discussing with everyone (not a lot of gaijins there unlike Akiba), I discovered artists I thought were female were dudes and the other way aroundz. I met a group of otaku who had the same interests as me. girls cosplaying in underwears nosebleed
left me with a lot of memories, and not a lot left in my wallet lol

2D Ero@Heyuri
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not showing much interest, can be disappointed or just plainly not showing any emotion at all
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Loli used: gas attack!

It's super effective. dizzy dark
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someone needs to teach her good table manners
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>>113460
She's not at the table though closed-eyes
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>>113463
>She's not at the table though
she will be wink soon
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Fart.
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>>113465
Did somebody say fart?!

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post your creative projects, heyuri. here, i drew a fish.
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>>113426
I hope you're not using ren'py
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>>113435
Thanks biggrin It was posted in teh "when was the last time you touched your PENIS Nintendo DS" thread.

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Resistive touchscreens are hard to deal with =___=
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Look at this drawing I invented
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>>113381
Ayamari, the bunny from Super Mario /v/orld: New Vegas, is carrying a giant ass controller for unknown reason. saitama

2D Cute@Heyuri
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girls just want to have thumb!
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what about other finger unsure
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please!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Cute@Heyuri
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i am more used to long running threads of slower chans but i like this fast paced style of heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Would you date a yandere /b/?
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it's not like I would have a choice but yes I would
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yandares only seem good fantasy wise, if you think about it real well on how itd translate to reality, your life would be really miserable
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Same thing with dark skinned girls. Fantasy of them is nice, but the real life mocha girls really aren't that great, trust me dark
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>>112883
there are cute brown girls out there
but the pool of them that is actually pleasant to be around is dramatically smaller

and have fun looking if you want someone who is actually dark cry
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>>112882

Buti want Yuka Takaoka to stab me too.

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Do you like burumā /b/?

I wish Japan would revive them.
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>>113311

I have heard some girls didn't wear underwear under their bloomers. love
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>>113405
why is there an oven behind her?
is she going to be cooked? (;゚Д゚)
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>>113409

Yes, i am a cannibal lolicon waahh hhaaaaaa. xp
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they are just panties V2 drool

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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We are now 1 month in to Kaguyas adminship, lets hold an approval poll.

https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote/vote.php?p=169
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There is a disturbing lack of multiple choice in this poll. It appears I am not allowed to share my desire to show my true love by marrying and skinning him alive all at once.
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>There is a disturbing lack of multiple choice in this poll.
ADD IT TO THE LIS- oh, it's already on there nyaoo2
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I want to suck kaguya's toes
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HEYURI NEWS: People all around the United Kingdom have been rioting for the past 7 days due to the recent Cod shortage caused by the fallout of the subprime mortgage crisis. Clashes with police have sparked concern as fish prices rise.
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💔 HEART-SHATTERING 💔
World famous meat company Boar's Head meat infested with AIDS! 1000s hospitalized and died!
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I don't care go back to /pol/ op/
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Israel vs. Palestine war update: The day after Palestinians voted to legalize gay marriage and sodomy they realized they have a lot in common with Israelis and decided not to fight anymore.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Hah! Serves those damned vegetarians right!

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On a scale of 0 to 100, how gay would it be to fuck Ranma while she is in her female form?
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Maybe a 7 but I would still do it.
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A hole's a hole. biggrin

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It is a special kind of darkness that consumes your soul, madame. In it I see the seeds of greater things.
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>In it I see the seeds of greater things
w-what do you mean!? huh
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>>113332
'tis only a matter of time, yet it is also down to you, and to you alone!
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>>113333
>'tis only a matter of time , yet it is also down to you, and to you alone!
wakaranai!!
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>>113377
wakariyasukunai! imi ga fukai!
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>>113331
Studio CLAMP more like studio menstrual CRAMP amirite? biggrin

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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zOMG!!!!!!!!!!!11! glare
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sugar absorbtion through the ears direct into the brain.

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We should play this at the next watch party.(´人`)
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I say we take this one step further; shitty 2000s dog movie night. ヽ(´ー`)ノ

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i did one of those unboxing things from japan that heyuri usaly dose. some images are to hot for nashi
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>>113202
>lolicon magz isn't legal.

I'm lucky to live in a country where lolicon manga is legal.
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that is a really really good point... i didn't even think about that when ordering this. i live in the worst state for owning this stuff too..
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>>113310

Sucks that all of the countries with no age of consent are Muslim shitholes. (;´Д`)
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you guys should come to brazil, lolicon is legal here
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>>113362
Brazil seems like it'd be a nice place to live if it wasn't run by morons.

admittedly, this is most places in the world
but Brazil constantly seems like it should be as much of a big deal as the US and it keeps fumbling shit

either way, loli is legal in the US, even if it is literally on the knife's edge of legality
so I don't need to move

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