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OH LAWD
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TREE NIGRA
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O nah dis Nigra done akse his barbashop for da brocli cut
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damn nigga, you best comb dat nappy ass shiiit
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da looka give massuh when he pull out da steel whip

Lounge@Heyuri
how can anyone stand this guy, much less find anything he says funny at all?
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Post-MDE Sam Hyde sucks. He's become a total hack, so if you've only seen his recent stuff I can't blame you for having that opinion. His old stuff is worth checking out though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g-nniO1WN4&rco=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTBVAJIeKUw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiEq9GbDcxI
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I just saw mde live last month and it was great.
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hes so sexy. he has really nice lips. i want him to rub his peener near my face like he did to those people in the crowd during standup (´ー`)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi-U6hwQRiU
the videos where he sings to his mom were the best
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Oh I see. Oh, shh, shh. You know what Katie, you always was a silly ho. Imma tell you like this. I'm royalty, and I just gave the keys to the motherfuckin kingdom. How could you do this to me girl? Don't you remember we used to sing the alphabet together? "A, b, c, d, e, f," you know how it goes, "g." You treated me like you would treat a DOG. A motherfucking DOG in the street. Maybe this puppy wants to come in out of the rain, get some milk? Maybe this little puppy wants to go down to the pound house, and find him another bitch. What I 'posed to do with that Katie? Am I 'posed to put a collar on that? Feed you some biscuits? Ho, the way you treated me was undesirable, unwarranted, undeserved, unflattulous, unocomptous! That's why you a ho. Listen, I told you one time. Imma tell you two times: you lie to me once, Imma put your ass through a motherfuckin' wall. You lie to me twice, Imma start screamin'. Imma start screamin' on that ass. I be like, I be like, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That'll be the last thing you ever hear bitch. This car right here? They call me the Silver Bullet. They call me all kinds of things. They call me Argon, they call me Dark Child, they call me Night Master, they call me Peabody, they call me Peanut Arbuckle, they call me doorway, they call me pink dress... They call me Sweezy, they call me Go-Go Nuts, they call me Pineapple Man. Its like that. Every moment together with me, would have been pure, golden, obliterating light pleasure! Bitch, I'm angelic

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I CAN'T STOP SIMPING FOR RUSSIAN CUTIES ON SOCIAL MEDIA

(I CAN'T STOP BANNING NOOBS ON HEYURI)
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>>143223
I'M NOT AWARE OF ANY WORD IN OLD-INTERNET VERNACULAR THAT CONVEYS THE SAME MEANING, IF I WAS I'D HAVE USED IT

(CAPS LOCK IN THIS CASE IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR DESPERATE AND PATHETIC)
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why my nigga got banned
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Ana isn't russian, but this loli from UzaMaid is
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>>143225
I didn't get b& just warned.
I thank you for your mercy mod-sama.

And why? Cuz I'm a menace 2 society.
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this is the only reason i haven't deleted my ig

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Sorry, I don't speak CYKA BLAT
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"who's future is bright?"
something about political activism?
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FSB will arrest everyone who post in this thread!
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I don't get this russian inside joke thing, so I'll just say a quick prayer for tesak!

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impossible level (;´Д`)

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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what every 12 year old girl wants more than anything for her birthday!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Oh, your name is Chika-chan?♡
What grade are you in, □ school? You're good at taking care of the house by yourself, aren't you?
This ojisan? Ojisan's name is 〇〇 of □□!
Today, I'm going to smash Chika-chan's virginity membrane for the first time in her life.
This is the name of the guy you're going to have raw sex with for the first time in your life, remember it... ♡

Ha, a clean smooth plumb pussy with not a single hair on it!
Good, good, you have a virgin membrane, it's unused, that's great!
It smells a little like pee, which is very good, just like a child...♡
Now then, let's tear this tiny, preteen, little girl's child hole open with an adult's copulation tool.
I'm going to screw you to the deepest depths and fuck you all over..... Prepare yourself....♡
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Gufuhhh ♡♡♡ Chika-chan's loli pussy is so narrow and tight♡
While crying and screaming with a pained expression and voice that reaches no one...
Your hole is tightly stretched against my cock, and you're making me feel like I'm going crazy with libido...♡
Hahahaha... the realization that I am sure to ruin my life by raping a little girl is awesome.....♡
Not yet... not yet... I still can't cum yet... but I can't resist.....♡
I'll let it out... Chii-chan, this is the first time someone will cum inside you....♡♡

Raw cumming inside child belly(creampie)....♡
Ahhh... ahhhh... ♡ Chika's not-yet-ready for pregnancy pussy...
I defiled it all with my ojisan's heated child-making juice....♡
Chii-chan, your first ever sex partner in your life was ojisan.... so don't forget about me for the rest of your life....♡
Ojisan will probably get arrested by the police after this, and I'll likely never get out of prison for the rest of my life...
When you have sex with other guys Chika-chan, remember about ojisan's dick!...♡
Now then... let's continue mating even more, thoroughly and thoroughly, so you absolutely won't forget...♡
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Ero@Heyuri
SMAAAASH!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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>>143085
i still feel like it's a honeypot
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>>143082
>The guy who went around making these advertisements caused the big late 2022/early 2023 influx
I randomly checked /a/ on 4chan and i almost never check 4chan, even less so the anime board which i don't ever browse and there it was on page 9 or 10
Last time i saw /a/ before that day was long years ago, and i don't bother to click links too
What an unlikely find
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https://youtu.be/7nTU6Jh5qbI?t=1538
bottom left at this time 25:39
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>>143111
>what program can you use to make images like this?
Just use da gimp ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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paint dot net is my favorite option on windows

3D Girls@Heyuri
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I have a strong desire to milk those udders!

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らきましまろ
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もうロリコンでいいです
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結局悟りましたね
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実を言うと、 ロリコンだけど苺ましまろで興奮したことないんだが。
というか、苺ましまろはそういう下品な要素がなくて、ただかわいいっていうのが良さだと思うんだけど。
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小五ロリ

変態だから健全でもシコれるんですよ
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ちいちゃん誕生日おめでとう

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Did anyone on here post on AutoAdmit back in the day?
https://www.xoxohth.com/
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do you like school uniforms? no dirty comments please!
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>>143038
it also means nose
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>>143046
What a showoff ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>143047
しょうがない
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Is Himawari tomboyish [enough]?
Also: Himawari
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>>143149
let's see her in a school uniform pal

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why do I feel like gurls on the internet are pretty rare even to this day
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Fuck fucking fucked fuckin fuckers shit war bitches ftw, fuck yeah
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>>143056
Girls aren't real. They are trick designed to make you go outside.
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>>143121
can confirm. i went outside and all the girls were actually boys.
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it's true, i've a PENIS

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How do I get a pointy moustache like this? All my facial hair just hangs down
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twiddle your mustache upwards while the semen is still wet, then when it dries the mustache will be stuck like that
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Suck my dick and I will cum on your mustache. Then you can rub it in and it will harden like hair gel.
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>>143133
madlad
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Have you tried taping it? I've also heard that semen is a more cost-effective alternative.
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I could probably have that in a few months, but looks too hard to maintain. I always just shave everything

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Cybersecurity firm willing to pay CASH for Heyuri mod accounts!
https://sys.prodaft.com/
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>>143041
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO9OOO

OUR MONEY! OUR HEYURIEAN MONEY! BRING IT BACK YOU BASTARDS! WE ARE STARVING AND OPEN TO WHORING OURSELVES! WE KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS THREAD!
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>>143041
yeah because i sold them my account. you snooze you looze.
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If they are a cybersecurity firm why didn't they offer payments in XMR?
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1. Create a random username and trip
2. Sell them
3. Repeat until rich
4. ???
5. Profit
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wts moot's tripcode @ 100XMR

2D Cute@Heyuri
Decentralized Autonomous Golem REML!!!!
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