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My 12 year old son came to me (dad) really embarrassed yesterday and said he wet the bed. I said okay and that we could strip the bed and put it in the washing machine. It didn’t look like a pee spot to me though so I asked “you sure you peed?”

He starts crying a little bit and says “no this white stuff came out.” Oh boy. We’ve had a version of “the talk” but I kept it high level and did not cover wet dreams. I asked him if he knew what it was and he said “the stuff to make babies with I guess. I forget the word.” I said yeah but went into detail more about wet dreams and things with proper terminology.

He says “I just want it to stop. It’s like hard all the time and I can’t get it to go away and it’s so annoying and now I’m making this mess which is gross and I just want it all to stop I hate it.” He’s still partially crying.

I say “have you ever heard of [the m word]?” He says “I don’t know. Like kinda.” I say “well some people find touching or rubbing themselves down there feels really good and it can help relieve some tension and may make wet dreams less frequent since the stuff comes out another way. But everyone is different. It’s normal and safe in moderation. But it is a private activity. You should keep it to yourself.”

He said “I like kinda did that but nothing came out. Maybe I can try again.” I just said that was a private decision and up to him. I’ve never cringed so hard in my life but I tried to stay calm.

Today he comes to me and says “sorry about yesterday. Thanks for not freaking out on me. I guess I should’ve known all that.” I told him he had nothing to be sorry about and he was fine. He said “can we pretend that like that never happened?” I chuckled and said sure. He gave me a quick hug and ran away.
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>>157366
this story sounds so obviously fake to me, lol:sweat2:
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>>157359
lol this movie rulez
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show him how a real man faps
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i always peed uncontrollably when i did that, though in my case it was the palm of my hand
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PEDO! :glare:
Flash@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Will we be watching season 2? :astonish:
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No.5362 Yeah x2
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best episode of S3 so far :biggrin:
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No.5374 Yeah x2
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spin-off = low budget fun :biggrin:
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No.5377 Yeah x2
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this is on topic now, harouin episode!
https://anikai.to/watch/strike-witches-501st-joint-fighter-wing-take-off-p7l5#ep=4 (couldn't find seeders so just stream et)
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They really should stream it again, season 2, or maybe the 4koma adaption.
It would be good for Heyuri either way. :biggrin:
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Forgot to feed my garloids this morning :cry:
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>>175553
you could call me an 'indoor garloid farmer' then :cool: specializing in the milk sector :cool: :cool:
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They’re scary. My best friend is a farmer and one of her garloids slithered up my VAGINA the other day! :blush::cry:
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>>157554
Yeah since Garloid farms aren't heavily subsidized, minor errors in the production process can really kill the price. There has been a disease going around for Garloids where it doesn't show any affect on the outside until they die, making it almost impossible to detect at the moment.

The ease of Garloid production compared to other meats is offset by stuff like this. They are notoriously difficult to keep entirely healthy until they're ready. They also like to try to crawl up the farmers' asses and most don't like that. :glare:
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>>157562
U gotta be chill. I let my garloids crawl up my ass for enrichment - it makes them happy which increases milk.

Just part of the job
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This kinda reminds me of those “homunculus” things that guy used to make on YouTube.
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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describe this image using one word only ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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disgusting :dark:
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neutral :huh:
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Confusing :dizzy:
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Interesting :sweat3:
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delicious:drool:
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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IS IT GAY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH AN HERMAPHRODITE?
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>>157542
no
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ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
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Yes/no
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No face is moe :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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latest shops are win
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ゴゴゴ ！！ ザ ・ ハンド ！！ ゴゴゴ
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Mwee
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>>157511
I lol'd, you got me.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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necrofag is a FAGGOT and ignored my invitation for him to play hang man.

so let's have a game ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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N :nigra:
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>>157526
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TOTAL INTERNET DOMINATION
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YOU ARE CORRECTO
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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DELETE THIS ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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cheese
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because if they do, they get horribly insulted... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chigyu
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No.5273 Yeah x2
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>>5272
>having a "childish hairstyle", "not a domineering face", childlike appearance, spiritually childish
Normalfags really hate children and anything resembling a child in any way, even spiritually.
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>>5273
it's not that they hate children, it's more that men are simply not allowed to be childish, unlike women. a childish woman is cute, but possibly annoying. a childish man is a laughingstock and disgusting. both the majority of men and women agree on this dynamic
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>>5274
Why aren't manchildren just euthanized ASAP so we don't need to suffer a life of being hated by everyone and never fulfilling our romantic or sexual desires? I guess the obvious answer is that they enjoy watching manchildren suffer, and in that case I shouldn't feel bad at all when they suffer.
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I like cheese on my pizza! （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Whats stopping u from having an boyfriend?
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The space between us:love:
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>Whats stopping u from having a boyfriend?
Him. ( ´ω`)
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people are scary and gross :emo:
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he's playing games :cry:
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which one? counterstrike?
2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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LOLIS!!!!!!!!!
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SEX!!!!!!
Lounge@Heyuri
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Hey people maybe this is good place to ask. Do you know the Japanese band Unmei who did song used in movie Crank 2? Really interesting style of music. Something about singers or how they look like? Cant find something relevant. Thx.
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This?
https://youtu.be/5qFr6auQzC0?si=j4Uan37WuYyE_U9c
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this is called beep beep boob boob poop poop snoop music.
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Just going off the track itself, I'm not convinced it's actually Japanese beyond the lyrics. It sounds to me like a MySpace-era, 80s-inspired, Western synthpop artist trying to make Japanese-sounding music
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Yeah seems little bit like that. Link is exactly that. Thx for sugestions. Still Im curious who made this.
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This meme is being deleted even though it doesnt violate the rules. Kaguya, i demand an explanation :angry:
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its being posted in a relevant thread about charlie kirk too
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it's desecration of a 2D loli by a westerner

I see in notes that mods deleted it for s*yjak (that you censored after the first time, so u should have been aware too)

Too many baleetions/rule breakings in a thread especially by the OP may make it get AS'd, so it's not suggested to keep posting a content after the first time in the future
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How is it a desecration
What are the rules broken in that thread
and what rule does the image violate - there is no soyjak
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it's breaking Rule 8.a in specific
Wojack & Pepe or any variation thereof
https://xcancel.com/xyr_bon/status/1966244329703485920
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is gelbooru running sum kind of crypto miner if you leave your PC unattended? This isn't the first time :unsure:
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loading pr0n naturally requires A LOT of comput0r
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>>157371
You know this tells us absolutely nothing, right? :sweat2:
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only if your CPU is too wore off...
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Stop searching the big_boobs tag, it has to draw more cpu to render them...
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I didn't search for big bewbz, Erika has chippai!
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat Silksong.
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>>156957
i am 30 hour after reaching the cumball
this game never ends :cry:
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I've been playing it for 20 hours when will it start to be fun (ﾟ血ﾟ#)
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66 hours for a metroidvania seems like too much (ﾟ血ﾟ#)
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you lied to me i didn't need all the healt upgrade :angry: :angry:
I wasted 10 hour searching for them and still missed one :cry:
the final boss was
a jobber as well :angry: :angry:
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>>157405
Read my comment again, I literally said you didn't need them.
Also, the easy final boss, is the bad ending one. The true final boss was the hardest boss in the game for me.
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What was your reaction when charlie kirk was kill?
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>No, they didn't
Sounds liek something a jew would say :closed-eyes:
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isn't he a jew lover?
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He supported right-wing politicians banning pr0nz so good riddance
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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