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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
ZOMG I'M PUTTIN SPAM ON UR HEYURI

(No reason given.) banhammer

(i fuked up, you are BANNED!! for spam) banhammer

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on heyuri they ban you twice! :biggrin:
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lol b&!! :xp:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Hi !!
It's my first time being here!! I came from a different imageboard that I was "kicked off" because I was too different but I came across this one and liked it?! How's it and what's the average pph?!
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>>148154
anal threesome ?!
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>>148183
Anal foursome nao. :iyahoo:
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>>148154
>>148186
senpai :3 oh I'm enjoying it here already
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>>148335
Do be mindful though not to have too much anal sex, lest you end up having... accidents :sad:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'M AWAKE DURING HEYURI'S SLEEPY TIME WAHA!
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>>148266
it just exploded... ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>148270
Fufu~ I didn't even touch it... pathetic...
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>>148271
i stopped myself before i embarrassed myself by starting a roleplay in heyuri
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>>148328
Ububububu~
He thinks he's being cool by refusing to get into character! What a lame ojisan! You can't get any lamer~ 😝
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>>148331
AAGH! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
GIVE MY PEN BACK

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Bark for me, puppy.~
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wan wan! *humps ur arm*
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bark bark!
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WAN
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i am a bad dog i rape:dizzy:
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bork

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Happy Canada Day!

For those interested, this station will be playing 1980s Canadian tunes for most of the day. For fellow Canucks, come enjoy some home grown music. For the rest, come discover what Canada had to offer the 1980s music scene back in the day.

See the queue: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
Listen link (just copypaste into browser): http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Or click one of the "Listen Live!" options on the left side of the site.
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>There was this Japanese university VPN someone recommended to me a while ago, SoftEther (or VPN Gate?), and I always assumed I could use it for posting there. I guess that won't work either
I can only speak for teh ones I used myself which don't allow posting
2chan just has this page that checks your IP status: https://jun.2chan.net/formail.php - Japanese VPNs I used all shows the "not jp" warning
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>>148278
>I can only speak for teh ones I used myself which don't allow posting
Which ones were they so I can avoid them?
>Japanese VPNs I used all shows the "not jp" warning
Which is so weird, since it's a Japanese VPN, it should be a Japanese IP, correct?
I mean the entire point of using one would be to go to places where outsiders are blocked from posting and buying things, which is the case for alot of Japanese websites.
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>>148278
I'm using VPN Gate and don't see a "not jp" warning on that page
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>Which ones were they so I can avoid them?
Proton and PIA, and there was another I used some time ago but I forgot the name :sweat2:

>Which is so weird, since it's a Japanese VPN, it should be a Japanese IP, correct?
It is a Japanese IP, but I dunno what it does the check by
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Crap, I meant to reply to this thread sooner, and now I don't know if it will go back up the board. Does this place still have a 10 day no bump rule? I wish they would extend that time for abolish that rule completely.

>>148329
For anyone interested, using a temporary proxy, this is how that page looks with a Japanese IP.

>>148345
You could try running the Japanese IP and try some other sort of IP checking website to confirm where it's from.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i need kissy... 👄💋
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Don't we all :cry:
Nothing more pure then yuri loli love.
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>>148310
smoochuuuuuu 💋
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>>148317
my file didn't attach... I think it's this gay quick reply thing
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>>148318
cuties :drool:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
You ever have a problem with furries acting like complete chimps on games?
I was playing a game with my little brother a day ago and this chimp with a furry avatar starts acting like some old man in front of him, thinking my brother is young because his avatar is some gay super smash bros character.
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen furries on the game act like this, I could almost swear I’ve seen one do this incessantly.
Why do they always act like this? You ever have this issue?
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Online games are exclusively for faggots anyways, so it makes a total sense that old faggot was trying to seduce a younger one.
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was he asking for it? what was he wearing

Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Someone sang 'If it ain't one thing, it's another'
I've been through hell last year trying to find a way to get rid of an extension called 'Pricechop', but just when my terrible extension days were over, out of the blue comes 'Unisaalaes'. It's name alone is frightening!
Well, since Pricechop trained me as to how to get rid of it, let's use our training to get rid of Unisaalaes.
So said, so done!
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You install scam browser extensions? What are you a 90 year old grandma? Because if so then post a pic of them saggy tits.

2D Ero@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
i bet you think ur real smart... well, SOLVE THIS
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2 x 5
so you just count it off
2 4 8 16 32

it's 32!!! (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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Okay. :biggrin:
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207 x=0
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The way to figure this out is to look at your hand. You have five fingers, now imagine you have hands on the ends of your fingers. That means you have 25 fingers.
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can we use a calculator for this test?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
OMG, I asked a girl out to see a movie on sunday!!!111!??????? :glare::glare::glare:

This is the first time i do something like this. The exchange was sort of awkward. She accepted but i still feel like an idiot.

What am i supposed to do now? What am i supposed to do on Sunday? :dizzy:

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>>148063
you did not do anything wrong. people make excuses to not show up all the time.
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>>148035
but WHYYYYYY
what did she say
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>>148065
Basically that she had to study. I just replied this morning: "Oh, what a shame"
Whatever, the world keeps spinning, i guess
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>>148067
I'm sorry man. In my experience, that means she was just trying to be nice and didn't want to reject you but never had any intention of going on a date.

Women are horrible, that's why we must spend our lives jerking off to 2D little girls.
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>>148067
don't give up anon

Off-Topic@Heyuri
MY PET WATERMELON WAS KILLED :cry::cry::cry::cry:
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Heh heh... sorry not sorry!
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>>147734
Mwahaha! I ate him, mothafucka! :nigra:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Has anyone here contributed to a zine before? It seems like a cool thing that many imageboards used to do
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Well...
https://archive.ph/io8U8
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=129598
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=147294

Granted, all of those instances were done by one person each. It's hard to get a collaborative effort started here. Actually, I was asked to do the cover for #2 but... I didn't get around to it. (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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I had my own e-zine lol. I was young and ambitious back then, so I founded/edited/designed it myself and also formed a "staff" for it. We had a web-site, you can still find it on the Wayback Machine (I won't give a link, sorry!)

We managed to publish two issues, we had stuff for the 3rd, but we lost interest.

Nowadays I tend to think it was completely lame.

I also wrote a paper for another zine back in 2012, and had other little contributions every now and then. I had more ideas and many drafts, as well as abandoned papers, but none of them materialized.

None of that was affiliated with imageboards or otaku culture, though. I was more into the demoscene/retro games side. Also I wrote in my native language, not English.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
oh noes he's trapped ;_;
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Fly Insectson, 22 (days)

One felony count of assault on law enforcement officer
One felony count of resisting arrest with violence
One felony count of possession of controlled substances with intent to distribute
One felony count of possession of firearms as a convict
Three counts of sexual abuse of a minor
Two hundred and forty two counts of possession of child pornography
Two counts of burglary
One count of attempted burglary
One count of grand theft of a vehicle
One count of shoplifting over 300$
One count of domestic abuse, repeat offender
Seven counts of offering controlled substances to minors
One count of failure to register as a sex offender upon release
Four counts of bail jumping
Two counts of fleeing/eluding a police officer
One count of public indecency
One count of criminal damage exceeding 1000$
One count of operating a motor vehicle under the influence
One count of reckless driving
One count of money laundering
Two counts of intentional harm towards animals
One count of driving with expired registrations
One count of driving without a valid license

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>>148095
Fly Insectson was framed, man!
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>>148122
loool
fukken saved
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>>148122
I buzz'nt gonna do nothing!
That crowbar buzzn't mine!
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>>148122
I LOL'd

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