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No.141519 [Reply]
I pulled a muscle in my hip today, and it feels really uncomfortable. 😥

now i dont want to get up from my chair to use the potty ( ´ ω` ) ouch... but we have to do things we dont want to do from time to time, right?
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>>141621
Okay, after I take a nap I will check for a diaper thread and if I don't see one up, I'll start one dump my foruda there. biggrin
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Great! made a thread on l
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>>141627
shes cute love
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ueeehh dark
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No.141714
>>141700
slurp （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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No.141709 [Reply] 
Why I Don’t Piss in the Ocean

By Maggie Dietz

Once my sister told me that from her summit at the city
pool she could see the yellow billows spread like gas
or dreams between kids’ legs. In something the size of the sea,
you can’t be sure who’s watching from above. Let’s say
it’s the Almighty, twirling His whistle, ready to blow it
at any moment and let loose the bottomless Apocalypse:
the ocean would make bone of a body, coral of bone.
Piss, and a tiger-fish darts through a skull-hole, a weed
weaves itself through ribs. You, too, have seen
the bulbs flash from the sea. You, too, have felt
it breathing down your neck. You eat fish. You’ve heard
that mermaids sing. My dreams are as beleaguered as the next
Joe’s, my happiness as absurd, but I’m not going to go
piss in the ocean about it. No, not in the ocean.
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No.141713 
Now from your wide
Raw cunt, the abyss,
Spend spouting the tide
Of your sizzling piss
In my mouth; oh my Whore
Let it pour, let it pour!
You stale like a mare
And fart as you stale;
Through straggled wet hair
You spout like a whale.

From "Leah Sublime" by Aleister Crowley
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No.141652 [Reply]
This is delicious cake, you must eat it (・∀・)
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NOM NOM NOM 🍰
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CAEK! x3
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No.141669
teh caek is a lieヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
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Teh cake is NOT a lie!
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No.141704 [Reply]
This golden shit is PISSING ME OFF. angry
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I just peed all over both of you.
Whatcha gonna do about it, sonny? ( ´ω`)
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No.141707
brhgbglbrgh ヽ(`Д´)ノ help!! im downing!!
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No.141708
*waterboards op with piss* nyaoo-closedeyes
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No.141710
isn't it better to be pissed off than to be pissed on?
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No.141711
*pisses on j00*
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No.21992 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.22589 [Reply]
It's Golden Week... where's all teh loli pee? unsure
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.22608
Cheers ! kuma6🍻kuma6
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No.141674 [Reply]
🌟banana🌟
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No.141695
B-B-B-BANANA banana
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No.141699
bananabananabanana
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No.141637 [Reply]
which part of this gaem was your fav? I luv teh golden shower part.
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No.141667
i don't play hag games sad
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That's a shame as this is one of teh best moege game out there. Teh eroscene are 10/10. happy
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No.141679
Gushing grannies. drool
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No.141696
>>141637
AHH, HAGS!1!! (;ﾟДﾟ)
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>>141696
Ahh, hags~ (´￢`)
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No.1904 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.1919
>>1904
dudurududrudududdududududududududududududduuduududuruudududdududuudduudu
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No.1920
got exactly what I expected
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No.141575 [Reply]
boccho.
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I have a boccholer degree in shitposing lolico
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>>141576
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.141321 [Reply]
I remember the last time I rode a horse I was in the mountains and I was so scared the whole time that the horse could just dump me off into the valley but luckily nothing happened
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No.141450
>>141449
why do creatures like horses and ur mom allow people to ride them? if they decided to stop allowing people to ride them then people would probably stop riding them
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>>141450
Bloody bastard bitch!
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>>141450
lmao fcking pwned cool
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>>141450
They do not have freedom of expression. They cannot just refuse something. They are owned property. If they try to refuse something, they will get beaten into submission.
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No.141676
>>141643
just like I was as a kid which shows that civilization still has plenty of problems more important than animal rights to be spending resources on trying to fix
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No.141595 [Reply]
Gold...? ph34r
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No.141596
>Gold...?
GOLD banana
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>>141595
Hey, nobody get hurt. No Al-Qaeda here.

Just business. We want gold.

When we get paid, everything gon' be ok.

Look at me. Look at me. I am the admin now.
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No.141635 [Reply]
Postan in teh golden thread! cool
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No.141636
POSTING IN A GOLD THREAD
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No.141323 [Reply]
This time 3 packages

On wednesday 2 more will arrive and be posted here
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No.141488
>>141443
Source of most items: https://jp.mercari.com

I buy in bulk mostly, and don't use buyee, their proxy pricing is nuts
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oh yeah that's real funny heyuri. i cant even zoom out anymore
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No.141605
>>141598
phonefug!tongue
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No.141633
>>141438
THANKS FOR SHARING AS ALWAYS! BIG LUV FOR CHEN! lovebiggrin
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>>141598
Phonefag (´∇`)σ
>i cant even zoom out anymore
(´∇`)σ(´∇`)σ(´∇`)σ
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No.141586 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.141590
I'm glad my posts have been deemed high quality enough for me to be gifted a free Heyuri Gold™ account. cool
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No.141591
dance2 WE'RE RICH dance
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No.141594
>WE'RE RICH
we need to take this gold and sell it 2 become rich!!!! First step is to sell it.. step 2 ??? step three PROFIT!! waha
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pee week ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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Remember?
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No.141272 [Reply]
Live your dream in Kunming, China

According to legend, the forest is the birthplace of Ashima (阿诗玛 simplified or 阿詩瑪 traditional), a beautiful girl of the Yi people. After falling in love she was forbidden to marry her chosen suitor and instead turned into a stone in the forest that still bears her name. Each year on the 24th day of the sixth lunar month, many Yi people celebrate the Torch Festival (火把节 simplified or 火把節 traditional [pronounced Huǒbă Jié]), which features folk dances and wrestling competitions.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>[pronounced Huǒbă Jié]
But how the hell is Huǒbă Jié pronounced? sweat
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>>141275
pinyi standard
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>>141275
HUOH BWA JYEAH
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.141587 [Reply]
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOUL♪
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YOU GOT THE POWER TO KNOOOOW 🎵
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onigirionigirionigirionigirionigirionigirionigirionigirionigirionigiri
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HOLY SHIT ITZ GOLD TIME
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