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Site Discussion@Heyuri
It's a little annoying how all the text is sometimes invisible for a few seconds when you load a page on Heyuri. Consider fixing it by adding "font-display:swap;" into teh CSS. Like this:

@font-face {
font-family: 'Osaka';
font-style: normal;
unicode-range: U+0-10FFFF;
font-weight: normal;
src: url('https://static.heyuri.net/css/Osaka.woff');
font-display: swap;
}

This causes the browser to use an alternate/default font until the font file has finished loading, and then swaps to the correct font.
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should be fixed now

Site Discussion@Heyuri
Im pretty sure its not intentional for the ANUS filter to produce raw html syntax like this?
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wait maybe we could do some fun html injection with this
dark
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seems safe

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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!!! CALL NBI!

Site Discussion@Heyuri
Rule 0
It's pretty obviously cosmo, even if she's using a different IP

https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=98376#p98495
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B&
Although cosmo claims it's not her, since we can't verify anything on internets, acting like a ban evader (or giving me enough reason to think ur underage) is enough for ban
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>is enough for ban
shouldn't be
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Why wouldn't it be obvious? She's replying directly to the person who dissed her.
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>>66480
I meant that, if acting like a teenagers is enough for a ban, then that would mean 50% of our user base would have to be wiped out

Site Discussion@Heyuri
Why is it that when I make a post telling 98722-san to go fuck himself, I get banned for "making needlessly enraging posts", but 98722-san himself isnt banned for the same thing, even though he makes needlessly annoying and disgusting copypasted /b/ threads about eating shit every week? Or is it just because the mods jerk off to it that its allowed to stay?
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I am never EVER posting heyuri again.

Great job ANONWAHA AND KAGUYA, you just lost your most valued, best, and good poster.

NEVER COMING BACK.

You caused this.

Goodbye!
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I'm trying to keep Heyuri a friendly site, that's why I'm deleting posts like "go fuck yourself" so everyone can feel at home. That said, if the content on the boards itself isn't to your liking, there simply isn't anything we can do especially when such content have been allowed and enjoyed by majority of the users. If you are serious, and I don't mean this sarcastically if it's not clear, goodbye! I hope you find other places on the vast ocean of internet that suits you better biggrin
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I enjoy the poop threads but maybe there should be an alternate /b/ with no porn, ecchi or erotica allowed for people who aren't in the mood to get horny. Sometimes my PENIS is sore after cumming 5 or 6 times in a day and I want to avoid all places that could have porn until it heals. /jp/ and /lounge/ could be deleted to make room because they suck.
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>>66493
it's called /lounge/
although I do think empty threads with no content except porn should be auto-saged
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also I am in total defense of the scat faggot
a shock thread would be if he posted shit pictures with no text and then left, but that's not close to what happened.
Hell, he didn't even post any pictures, are you niggers offended by what he said alone? what is happening to this site?? Users have become way too spoiled in my opinion, crying to the moderators whenever something they don't like is posted and then getting angry when they refuse to remove said post

日本語@へゆり
面白い置き換え語句
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海外のクレカ会社が頭おかしいだけ。
三次元児ポなら分かるけど。
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ひよこといっしょにセックス!
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これでもVisaとMastercardはDLsiteへサービスを一時停止してやがった
そしてDlsiteは日本でしか利用できないようになった
https://info.eisys.co.jp/dlsite/69dd17c1c4b21c06
>海外のクレカ会社が頭おかしいだけ。
まったく・・・

Lounge@Heyuri
999 little monkey jumping on the bed
1 fell off and bumped his head
mama called the doctor and the doctor said
no more monkeys jumping on the bed
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>>10816
>>10817
You fags missed 992!
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Wasn't that "Ten Little Injuns"? I remember that version
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>>10826
We don't talk about monkey 992
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989 little monkey jumping on the bed
988 fell off and bumped his head
mama called the doctor and the doctor said
no more monkeys jumping on the bed
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988 little monkey jumping on the bed
1 fell off and bumped his head
mama called the doctor and the doctor said
no more monkeys jumping on the bed

Site Discussion@Heyuri
is there a reason why this is hidden?
i find it cool that this data is veiwable. is teh data sqewd because of bots? will this be added to kokonotsuba? or at least shared with me to put on some pear site?
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d-did u count?nyaoo2
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yah I did
it's 7x20 + 6
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>>66467
not if 2 of those woman are pregnant with twins!
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>>66469
correction: It's 147, seems there is one lady I forgot to include
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1231872
>>66474
you're wrong, there are in fact 146 people .huh:

Lounge@Heyuri
what books does heyuri read? (´・ω・`)
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>>9464
Wait till you read his rejected screenplay for Alien 3
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Right now, I'm trying to go through all of Foucault again. It makes my fucking head hurt pata
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I'm reading Contributions to Philosophy by Martin Heidegger. It's like a philosophical version of Finnegans Wake. It's fucking insane.
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The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries by W.Y. Evans-Wentz.
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>>10541
Foucault was a fag

Lounge@Heyuri
instrumentation

air-conditioning

Fredericksburg

incarcerated

congratulations

inappropriate

World's

Orchard

💝 Įw𝒶ⓀỮR𝓪 🐳

Insults

Expands

Orchard

objects

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Shut the fuck up
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Serial Experiments Lain ruined an entire generation of men
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OUT your max on the bench before I engage you any further, faget(・A・)

Site Discussion@Heyuri
you should add this to heyuri.
if you notice on /b/ looking at the file names on disk. that is unix time stamp + 3 milliseconds. but the milliseconds are b0rked to be around 114 seconds. so 2 images that the server received at the same second, have no real millisecond precision to differentiate the.
i forgot to add it to nashi my self. u can see teh test thread on last page and how the last 3 numbers are supposed to be
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I forgot to add too, it's added now
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Thanks

Lounge@Heyuri
id be educated in the highest standards of aristocratic education, have etiquette and ladylike manner lessons, be dressed in finery and the best accessories, live in a palatial estate, eat the finest light meals....
ojou life is truly beautiful
but also very strict
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You would be busy every single day learning useless stuff, to only get raepd and killed by some commoner revolt

Site Discussion@Heyuri
when i reply to someone all that happens normally is that the thread reloads but sometimes i get kicked off to the main page (i always keep noko in the email subject)
while on the main page if i want to reply to a certain post within a thread i usually click on the post number, by doing so it often just opens the thread, but there are times when the post number i wanted to reply to is automatically quoted in the textbox, BUT some other rarer times the OP post number is quoted for some reason, this too seems completely random

is my heyuri possessed by the random demon?!
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becuase koko is fucking weird is why. thats the answer to everythang
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I noticed that if u have auto-update turned on, clocking on posts which were here wehn you loaded the page will quote the post. But clicking on posts loaded by auto-update will reload teh page.
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oh yeah, that happened to me too, didn't know it was because of the auto-update

Lounge@Heyuri
Do replacement reactions of aryl diazonium salts (dediazotizations) predominantly undergo SN1 or a radical mechanism?
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both SN1 (nucleophilic substitution) and radical mechanisms, depending on the reaction conditions and the nature of the reagents involved.
I did not cheat (lie) bananabanana
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dependz on teh moles
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hmmm I think I'll go with the radical mechanism, yes that seems most likely indeed cool

Site Discussion@Heyuri
Kaguya, wake up! There's cheese pizza on /b/ (It's been there for an hour now glare2)

https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=97047#p97047
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Sleepy everyone apparently...

I've baleeted it now at any rate, sorry it took so long sweat2

Site Discussion@Heyuri
(btw im sorry if this gets long.... i probably shouldve stayed out of this XD)

while i was gone too.. kuso (´~`) tho i have read thru what happened. honestly? im on neither sides. if either thought for a few minutes, i think this could have been avoided....

i will not say in detail to a bunch of people on an image board, but cosmo has her own problems with herself, i do not completely blame her for this. actually, i think every kid should learn safety so they dont end up in places like this. i was very lucky 2 unconsciously know this when i was rlly little.

im not gonna completely blame heyuri either. there is no rule where it says kids cant post imgs of themselves getting ready for school and etc, neither do they have an underageb&. i am not suggesting they should have one bcuz ik that will go against the kind of website they want heyuri to be, but at least a warning for kids before they see the site (though this is just a suggestion). communities like this is especially not good for kids that have their own problems, i dont think cosmo could rlly even help posting that thread. though showing other people who are kids can end up in something awful happening.

kidz, dont trust image boards or similar things! dont tell them ur age or face or name bcuz it will naut end up good! (also this is offtopic from this, but just bcuz i made this thread doesnt rlly mean ill be active again. it may take a while before im fully online everywhere again xd)
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im glad you faggots are getting banned
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How hard is it to fake your age? All it takes is the bare minimum self-restraint.
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>>66424
do we want our girls to have self-restraint?
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>>66425
Yes, because then they would be more like me, and I could relate to them better.
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>>66424
cant get the attention of the entire set if you arent underage

Lounge@Heyuri
It says what it says
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Pulverised poultry (´人`)
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And it takes a tender man to make a tough chicken
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A tender man will let the red rooster walk all over him and peck his eyes out

Lounge@Heyuri
discussion about the one word story thread
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I lollygag'd
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we dit it
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loli-gagging xd
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10560 is a motherfucker
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Who is the nigger who keeps ruining perfectly normal sentences (゚血゚#)

Lounge@Heyuri


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pee in tea! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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loli pee makes the world a better place!
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3307.jpg
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Lounge@Heyuri
For those of you who don't know, hardline was an ideology that came out of the American hardcore punk scene. It was created by Sean Muttaqqi, bands such as Vegan Reich and the zine Vanguard. Its straight edge extremism. No drugs, no alcohol, no smoking, no abortion, no deviant sex and no eating meat or using animal products combined with anti-capitalism and hardcore environmentalism and of course hardcore music. Some of them tried to combine these ideas with Islam or Taoism. They also hated Star Trek. Hardline was criticized for their aggression towards other punks and being hardasses who hate fun and are anti-gay and anti-abortion. There were all sorts of news stories about hardline straight edge kids beating people up for drinking and smoking which are probably 60% made up by the hysterical media who lived of tabacco ads. This manifesto came with Vegan Reich's 7 inch single. I reproduce it here because /lounge/ is a good online notepad now that microshit have sacrificed wordpad to the vile corporate lords. I am not promoting hardline or anything in this manifesto. Its just an interesting piece of music history. So people can debate its contents before they will be lost to time.

HARDLINE MANIFESTO

The time has come for an ideology and for a movement that is both physically and morally strong enough to do battle against the forces of evil that are destroying the earth (and all life upon it). One that cannot be bought, nor led astray by temptation. A movement free of the vices that sedate the mind and weaken the body. An ideology that is pure and righteous, without contradictions or inconsistencies. One that judges all things by one standard and emphasizes personal responsibility and accountability above all else. An overall view on life that not only deals with the external, but also the internal -- realizing that a
physical entity of oppression, such as the capitalist system (where all life is deemed an expendable resource), is merely an outward manifestation of the warped values held by the people who run the institutions that control our lives, influence our culture and destroy the earth.

It must also recognize the intrinsic flaw of single issue causes, where the concept of justice is always a selective one (with each special interest group fighting for the rights of those that fall under their personal concern, while neglecting, or in some cases, opposing those rights for others) -- moving beyond such failed approaches -- to a logical and all encompassing

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I wanted to created a sort of new sXe parallel, but with regards to technology. How would it be called?
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>>10650
what would that even look like? no porn? no proprietary software? no internet? radical stallmansim? offline life.

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