what a pretentious faghet lolz

Can we see the blade?

>faghet
Which one is it? A faggot or a heterosexual?

i had to work overtime for mr krabs
im sorry

>>113723
It's alright Spongebob. It's understandable, you're a breadwinner of your family, after all

>Where have you been?
anno... i haev been... Traveling! A few days ago i traveled to teh moon - it just took a long tiem to come back i didn't do anything suspicious

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Polish Uncyclopedia has a CYOA style version of "The Game", that I and my friends used to play a lot back in the day. Not sure if the english Uncyclopedia has something like that too

https://nonsa.pl/wiki/Gra:Gra

nonsensopedia... ah wspomnienia...

>>113670
>person
that's a nigger

>>113680
but 130 kilos worth one

>>113680
*Nigra

>>113680
That's a type of person, though, isn't it?

>>113687
In a way... I think

is pretty useless

t. staff at some other ib

Rule 8, greentexting

https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=113688#p113691

>>67257
Not true, it can be helpful if the IB has too many posts per hour.
t. My dad works at 4chan

>>67260
given heyuris activity i dont think mods have any trouble looking through every post. i do it and i am just a tourist

Someone said activity?

Either your post was b0rked in some way, or you're breaking teh law

I was scared someone would lose their OC due to that bug, and it seems to have happened...
https://ayashii.net/bbs.php?m=t&s=4336&c=58
It's a server-side bug that I can't do anything about sadly. Waiting for someone to move some site hosted on the same server as Heyuri to a different server, that should fix it
In the meanwhile, try using a private tab. That may fix it

I'm not sure, but it might have something to do with not doing POST requests? I think I've translated that same error before, but forgot what caused it

Ive never listened to weezer, is it worth giving them a shot?

>>113623
not unless you're a discord user

>>113625
haha. what are you on about?

I like their demos.

"Thief, you've taken all that was me." is particularly great.

The only song by Weezer I know is the "hip hip" one (I don't even know the title lol )

i will keep walking in on her even after she locks the door so she learns to forge an unpickable lock, then i will break in on her so she learns to build an anti-break-in door, then i will install increasingly sophisticated spying tools so she becomes a paranoid schizphrenic and then uh... i cant remember my end goal

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>I should just fail and drop out
I hope u liek cleaning toiletz.

>>113614
these days you need at least a dozen internships in sanitary engineer roles on your cv.

if you are a single man and CAN get a job on an oil rig and ENJOY IT (NO PUSSIES ALLOWED) then do it!! Just remember once you get a waifu you gotta quit or she will quit you when you are away from home for months on end!

>>113651
i heard oil rig workers get paid a pretty good sum, is that true???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!

>>113653
Almost all manual labor jobs pay an amount 80% of uni graduates will never see in their life. The catch is that your body starts breaking down by the time you're 40.

wings r tasty

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>>113323
LIECHTENSTEIN !!!

come at me!

123.0.*.* is the best IP ITT, I win.

言う方法を知らないが、けど
給料女性さまに世話をしてもらった、ボクたちは旅行するときに観光スポットを避け。給料女性さまはボクにたくさんコーヒー与えたヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>1471
確かに、大都市のメイド喫茶で外人は予想より少なかったです。
日本語ができるのは顕著なフィルターになりますよね。

日本語の試練を乗り越えたものだけが楽しめるのか

>>113630
i am very flattered, however i am already happily married! remember that homewrecking is a nono

>>113631
>i am already happily married!
to whom!?

>>113638
bant-tan ( ´ω`)

>>113654
>bant-tan
I WILL KILL HER SO YOU CHOOSE ME IN TEH END!!!11!

>>113655
unfortunately for you i married her not only because she's cute, caring, funny and loyal but also because she's a badass who won't hesitate to use her bat to defend herself

please, let's just all be friends...

>>113345
I'd advise against that since it risks killing the lice. Consider gently brushing her hair instead, to stimulate the flow of blood–upon which the lice can feed.

Little girl hair does have a unmistakable visual allure about it. I can almost imagine the texture between my fingers, as soft as kashmire.

>>113345

I wanna cum on the nape of a JKs neck.

These replies...

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would it allow me to rape satoko?

>>113559
>would it allow me to rape satoko?
i guess so

let me gather some str+ stats firstAHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGHHHHHH!!!!

in my school there was this trick

you ask a dude to pull your finger, when he does it you release a fart immediately and shift the blame to him
yep classic

>>113589

>fart

Haha!

let it be known that longcat had sexx0rz with desu and they had a child but then he spent all the money on booze and they lost their home

It happens to the best of us

>>113613
BUT they found God and joined a church which allowed them to live with dignity again, you MUST know what i'm talking about

>>113626
was desu able 2 become a nun?

>>113629
she did not become a nun, she merely became a believer and prayed for the less fortunate, longcat did too and in doing so became sober