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dodge this!:cool:
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>>176656
reminded me of darude sandstorm :sweat:
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>>176656
is that the best you can do? :yawn:
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>>176656
(;゚Д゚)

Site Discussion@Heyuri
the software we're running at https://up.heyuri.net/ is derivative from a japanese lineage of uploader scripts, which we have modified significantly. And recently we reworked it to be HTML5 complaint as well as new/improved features, which'll be available soon

its never had a name beyond "uploader", "up" and "2ちゃん uploader!". the last one may be confused with 2chan/futaba's file uploaders (and is harder to type).

so a unique name would be helpful

suggest some names ITT ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>70340
I second the idea of tenma, it should be something short, simple, and easy to remember.
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hOZBZj3o-san here
>tsuinteruappuroda?
Maybe, but it could also stay as romaji "twintail", Japanese people omit the "s", making it sound unusual in English so it still feels Japanese-ish this way
Existing examples for such naming is AHoge Editor (https://ahoge.heyuri.net/ ), or another similar uploader script that is called "STRANGE UPLOADER" by the Japanese.
If it were to go with this and Japanese letters, the alternative Japanese writings could be liek ツインテールあぷろだ or ついんて~るアップロード, there is room to play with it.

I would be happy with tenma too
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"baka, its not like I want to hold on to your files or anything!"

Tsundureloader
tsunloader
tsuntaker
tsunbin
loliloader
loliup
heyeriapp (we got an app)
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>>70339
twintail sounds really nice
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btw it has been updated

https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php

you can select more columns like the filename in settings too https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php?request=settingsForm

theres also a style selector on the top right

Off-Topic@Heyuri
"...Your wrists, ankles, knees and hips will be strapped to a metal frame to hold your body in that position. The frame is designed for doggie fuckin’, your ass up in the air, sex organs exposed, your tits hangin’ down on each side of a metal support bar, knees spread about twelve inches, position similar to that of a bitch dog in heat, right in the middle of the floor so we can set on the couch and in chairs, and watch. I’m going to rub canine breeder’s musk on your back, the back of your neck, and on your sex organs. Now I have three dogs. All of ‘em’s male, cause I don’t need any fuckin’ pups. One of ‘em is a very large German shepherd that is always horny, and he loves it when I bring him in the house to fuck a woman. After I let him in the house, he’ll sniff around you a little bit and, within a minute, he’ll be mounting you. There’s about a 50–50 chance which hole he’ll get his PENIS into, but it doesn’t seem to bother him whether it’s the pussy or the asshole. His PENIS is pretty thin. It goes in easy, but it’s about ten inches long and when he gets completely excited, it gets a hell of a knot right in the middle of it. Now I’ve had slaves tell me that it feels like they got a baseball inside of ‘em. It doesn’t take long. He’s gonna hump you real fast for about three or four minutes. And while he’s doin’ it, he’ll wrap his front legs around your chest to hold himself in position. And, in the process, he’ll probably scratch your tits up a little bit, with his claws. ..."
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Uhhhhhhhh wtf? :sweat2:

:sage:
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>>176650
Yeah...
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Lounge@Heyuri
i pooped five hours ago (・∀・)
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shoopdidy whoop
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poopcess :iyahoo:
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crapped my dacks
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brown waterfalls (・A・)
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Just took a poop that felt so good that I shoved it back up my ass so I could experience it again

Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
TEH VIRUS HAS INFECTED ME. (・∀・)
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>>176566
Desire to smash with hammer .. rising. 🔨:dizzy:
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Hammer = come back stronger
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cute
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>>176564
This meme + character sucks. Death to koreans.
:ph34r:
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I bet u watch dubz :lolico:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
kuz brought the gabbagool
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ZOMG
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kuz when he has to sell hte gabbagool: >>176608
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SSHHHH! Speaking his name? Out loud like that?! DO YOU WANT TO GET US ALL KILLED?!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Welcome, welcome to Heyuri dot net

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining image boards
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>>176511
word? that's really nice of you, you know? write me something cute to this email: happysaucer@gmail.com

just keep it classy man :lolico:
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>>176553
>just keep it classy man
1,000 pictures of my hairy ossan ANUS incoming!! :iyahoo:
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>>176553
ok ill email u now!
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>>176553
gmail :dark:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Calm down ladies, one at a time :cool:
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PUSSY MAGNET
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I sleep in a big bed with my wife :huh:
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>>176519
picrel
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>>176588
god fukken damn those are cool

Off-Topic@Heyuri
THIS is a knife
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tsk, i see you've played knifey spoony before (;`-´)
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up for another round? :smile:
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YOU CALL THAT A KNIFE?
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that wasnt a knife ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>176619
alright you win (´~`)

SIKE

THIS IS A KNIFE

Off-Topic@Heyuri
look at this fat poster, he never stops eating ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>176603
I need to find that caterpillar naekd loli photo
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>>176609
Hell, I'd still hit it. :biggrin:
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>>176609
i think this guy used to make dojinshi about these creatures, i remember it was really hot. they were like, aquatic multi legged salamander lolis... i wish i could find that dojin

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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>this is the last thing a tiny kurka sees
if i were 2 be killed, let it be a loli!
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>>176585
TEH GUN WAS LOADED!? WHATT???!
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i-i...t... c..om.e... tr..ue...
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>>176583
>>176585
>>176587
do you guys know that feeling when you see something/someone so cute you think you might just die if you even touched it?
that's what i feel when i see yotsuba
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sustenance!

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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エロい
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can i have a translation
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sensei: here, i will do guidance for you <3
loli: this kuso teacher...

loli: Ple... please discipline my primary school (brat) manko... <3

sensei: yes, you said it well <3

sensei: you see, females (メス refers to female animals) have a "hole for men's use". Don't forget it, okay?
loli: y-, yes <3
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is that from atte? he draws nice asspussies

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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😃

Off-Topic@Heyuri
how the fuck did this piece of shit movie win 6 oscars :angry: did I miss something? is this also a parody movie just like starship troopers?
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you care way 2 much about these ghey award shows...
i know it's meant to start a discussion, but really, who the fuck cares anymore LOL

you're upsetting yourself for no reason.. i could not care less about the new crappy movie of the month, they are all shit, same with videogames
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>>176447
Sinners looks really cool, I'm not fairly certain I want another Frankenstein movie though
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I don't know anybody other than my parents who watched the Oscars this year. They're old as hell, so it might just be habit.
Most people I know in my daily life don't trust them anymore to award good movies, and these are really ordinary people.
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We will watch KPop Demon Hunters on this Saturday (21th), starting 18:00 UTC :mona2:

2D Ero@Heyuri
erotic!!
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DO NOT THE BOKU!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Why are so many children obsessed with the year 2009? I see it referenced everywhere as the last best year. Do they really think the housing market crash and the recession was really good for everyone or something? If you weren't shielded by gov't housing back then, it was pretty ass
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>>176550
This made sense until you started talking about not being white and low testosterone and shit like that
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>>176532
Canada ;-;
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>>176552
I was also assuming everyone here is american and will be reincarnated in america, though if you're reborn somewhere in the world randomly you'll still most likely not be white (but may have normal testosterone if you're not eating american junk food)
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>>176550
>You most likely wouldn't be white anymore
I never was (;´Д`)
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>>176552
>This made sense until you started talking about not being white and low testosterone and shit like that
wdym? it makes perfect sense as both those things would suck.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i swear to GOD if i see ONE more roach thread im gonna lose my damn mind. I WILL personally forge a lava‑soaked lamb preserved in mercury, attach it to a medieval battering ram, and launch it directly into the cosmic void that is your ass. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUDDY. RAAAHHH!!!
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WHEEL

OF

FORTUNE!!!

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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>>176396
Alright… maybe I’ll reconsider.
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>>176458
that's fucked up

Off-Topic@Heyuri
rain is so cool
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Is that a bra? Go topless next time, bitch. :angry:
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let's all love rain

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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"P sure yer all gay so it's either shinjifags or even igokiwhores. Or just gendousluts. Or anything ritsuko gets to ride in sweatpants. Her mum not included."
- https://img.heyuri.net/a/koko.php?res=6181
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"Fuck your table."
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>>176537
"Sticks are love, retard." :xd:
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My favorite crazy-kun quote is lost media from another imageboard. It was about 10-20 words of his broken english just to say something about another anon not having many brain cells. I remember it being so funny, and it was literally the most retarded sentence I had ever read. I regret not screenshotting it. When he gets really riled up he can produce some of the greatest shitpost insults ever. Insults that no troll just pretending to be retarded could possibly compete with, autistic savant level shit.
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>>176537
"Sticks are love, retard.
Otherwise, not even god can learn."
This is like reading old chinese philosophy that scholars argue over 2000 years later :dizzy:

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