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Lounge@Heyuri
Herro watashi wa nigga nurse desu! this is the regulatory health survey to ensure nourished and blooming students, comply and you'll get candy oke? ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>13689
nice try, feds
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180cm
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Did I win?
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Height-170cm
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172cm
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blood pressure ( -_・) ︻デ═一 ▸ ʕ ◕ᴥ◕ ʔ
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170cm
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what is that?
dunno
I avoid touching it since that would be gay

Lounge@Heyuri
i just sit in bed all day at this point and do nothings uuuuh(・A・) then i go here and lurk a litl bit then open a 2 shot chat room and wait for something then i close caus nobody joins then i lurk moar then go sleeps or something. im leaving out details but whateva what do i do im so friggin board!(;´Д`)
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Same here! Why do I, a very hawt virgin Heyurizen girl, can't seem to have a chat with a handsome Heyurizen man who would share my interests to live together, and maybe make some children to abuse the welfare system while waiting in the 2shot chat room? Life is unfair ( ノД`)
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play touhou ( ´ω`)
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Literally what I do all day too, basically. Except I actually started to comment n talk with people here instead of lurking.
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Hop on @Party II !!! ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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smae ('A`) but i dont wanna stop NEETing

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"Gay Grimace" has become King Slime of Heyuri, defeating Obama Jr II.

Gay Grimace's first action as king is raping fatter slimes and making even bigger Grimace slimes.
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>>136863
I've seen it before, just can't find it because people are too lazy to tag on boorus (including me)
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nosebleednosebleednosebleed
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>defeating Obama Jr II.
NO THATS NO POSSIBLE FUCK NO, ILL GET IT BACK WATCH ME..angryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangry
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there, that's a nice healthy color
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>>136999
doo-doo slime xd

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Wait... You're telling me there are people who DON'T browse the interwebz on a laptop in their bed? sad
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I used to loev doing that, but it's bad for laptops (especially since I drop it easily...) so I use it on a table now nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>136903
I browse it on a desktop since I don't really have a laptop
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i sleep in a loft bed and my phone falls off enough.
its chinese plastic so it never breaks
but a laptop definitely would sweat2
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>>136917
It makes jerking off much easier. I can just angle my cock so that I jizz into the toilet bowl instead of getting it all on my stomach and having to waste time cleaning it all up.
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desktop + bed + huge TV + wireless KB/M > laptop + bed

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kaguya is a faggot lol
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is kaguya a nigger? asking for a friend
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Is kagunya a beautiful, perfumed and respectable girl? Asking for friend
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kaguya is kewl. ヽ(´∇` )ノ
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All Heyuri admins are beautiful, perfumed and respectable niggers biggrin
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>>136955
studious niggle nigra

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i'll do it...
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>>136882
That's it, now you fucked up. Now I'm putting a jihad on you.
Sending one WAHAbist to your house in five seconds. You are so done, kiddo. (゚血゚#)
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>>136896
WTF HAVE YOU DONE THEREZ WAHAs AT MY HOUSE waha
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We need to ban everything on the Internet so only government services, large news sites and online shops remain. happy
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>>136880
This guy's switch is fake. But mine is real. Start praying for your internets. nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>136911
>Start praying for your internets.
WAIT!!! Let me finish installing it on my hard drive first, PLEASE!!!! (´人`)

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Teh interwebs is shutting down 2day at 15:00 UTC, sorry for the inconvenience.

- Internet
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>>136829
are it done yet?
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>>136829
is it done now?
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>>136832
>is it done now?
PATIENCE ANON. PATIENCE.
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>>136833
Have I put in enough patience now?
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>>136960
Well... it just reached 3%. Here's a screenshot of teh installation progress... dark.

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I want this but with a realistic loli. Any① haz? (゚ー゚)
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y she look so old and slooty ... idont like it. ヽ(´ー` )ノ

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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ITT Post lolis in bloomers.
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>>22024
dolphin panchira... (´¬` )
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>136926
>>136927
Is this some sort of insane meme I'm unaware of? closed-eyes
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It'su a Futaba Jooku
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Thank u Japan
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>>136922
I feel like the wrong part of this is spinning dizzy

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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horizontal PC case (・∀・)
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>>136935
looks like there's something like an reinvention of it called "cryorig taku"
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Evercase seem to sell some very dated designs, though who knows if there's any stock left: https://www.evercase.co.uk/index.php?route=product/category&path=63

There's also this novelty case from Silverstone, but it's more "retro-inspired" than a true oldschool case: https://www.silverstonetek.com/en/product/info/computer-chassis/flp01/
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is that teh heyuri server? ( ´ω`)
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>is that teh heyuri server?
yaeh, in her comput0r form
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>>136940
When I built my current computer I picked the most Sun Microsystems looking case I could find.
The Checkmate 1500 Plus is cool but it was only made in limited quantities.

Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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This was my favorite episode. biggrin

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i need a massage. ヽ(´~`)ノ

dont you wish you had someone to give you a massage after a long day?
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>>136796
I wish my waifu gave me a head 🙆‍♀️
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I dream of loli android daughterwife maid. And I cry internally upon realizing it wont happen.
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nyaoo
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>>136885
she is hiding my offspring under skirt! happy
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>>136886
How you managed to impregnate MY maid? angry

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"Aha~! Gotcha! I was a boy (♂) the whole time~! Such a loser, getting off a man this whole time! Guess that makes you a fag, huh~?"

"...Yeah." - ( ´,_ゝ`)

"Eh?"
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"w-wait a second!"
"was the atmosphere not good until just now"
"even as a boy, I'm cute right!!"
"i will do my besttt~" "i won't make you regrettt~"

- "eh..."
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>>136755
Maybe, but just a few days ago I happen to mistake a girl for a boy... Instantly felt in love nosebleed Tomboys are teh best choice! biggrin
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>>136755
You weren't on /b/ in 2007
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>>136813
of course, if you cover your face or use some awkward angle. I'm talking about real life, not the internet, bucko
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>>136755
Theres plenty of "transforming a boy into girl" videos on YT. I'm sure exceptions exist.

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zOMG AN ROAD ROLLER
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if you put it in cruise control it comes a ROLLER COASTER ha-ha! 😄
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WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Lounge@Heyuri
Yes, you just need a mirror for this and some patience, the ANUS is a
place of great mystery and to examine the ANUS is a great adventureヽ(´∇`)ノ
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my ANUS is named harry (゚ー`)
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my ANUS is very happy! (^Д^)
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It sometimes feels quite crappy...(´人`)
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Did no one realize this is a recycled thread from 2022? ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>13903
i wasnt born then. pata

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Wtf such sudden quality in my /b/ board what is happening?
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Apocalypse biggrin
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>Apocalypse
Enjoy your precious /b/... while you still can. (・∀・)
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It was always there... u've finally opened ur eyes!
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LOLWTF

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nyaa
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i am basically sakaki
i am quiet, dont talk much and love cats
all i lack is the boobs and looks so you can call me sakakun
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>>136789
Do you look like this?
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>>136824
no, i am quite slim
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>>136846
>no, i am quite slim
So you do have that face + teh baldness?
Cute blush

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>>136480
WIN waha
i ran out of ideas (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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This was the most intense game of tic tac toe I have seen!
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In my case, it's only the second most intense

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