>>191997
>You guys know you couldn't fug your hypothetical daughters, right?
believe it or not... i don't want to fug my hypothetical daughter

>>191976
yutori has gotten really popular with westerners these days. i dont like it.

if i ended up having a son instead of a daughter i'd just kill myself

>>192022
i think the risk is too high maybe kill yourself before you orphan someone

>>192022
If you end up having a son then give him to me and then kill yourself

existing in reality is constant soft NTR

>>7073
constant hardcore ntr*

believe in your PENIS that believes in you!

my cock hates me if I do it more than 3x in a day

ganbatte op

its the only way to live

heyuri needs to hold...

TEH MASTERBAITING OLYPMICS!!!!!!!!!

whoever faps teh most gets TEH KUZ SEAL OF APPROVAL GOLD MEDAL. if u get a heart attack and die ur disqualified.

i have not masturbated today.

>>70815
>I CAN DO THAT IN UNDER 75 LINES OF PURE PHP
>NO DATABASE FAGGOTRY NEEDED
>catbox.moe
>IT'S JUST A TEXTBOARD
>I don't think the Lolicon Hentai is very helpful in preventing things from happening
Go host your no-lolicon, no-native-file-hosting "textboard" (<- a western n00b term) that uses flatfiles if u think that will be solution to whatever you are complaining about

>TURNOUT RATE UNKNOWN
very much KNOWN! https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Cytube

>FORK OF ORIGINAL FUTABA IN ORDER TO MATCH MOOT's YOTSUBA PATH EXCEPT WITHOUT REMOVING SHIT
w0t? it's fork of pixmicat, which is a fork of futaba but was already vastly different
>IF YOU WERE TO GET RAIDED ACROSS MULTIPLE BOARDS BY A BRAZILLION IP ADDRESSES IT WOULD BE VERY DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO PROACTIVELY DEFEND AGAINST IT
Are u sure you didn't try out vichan? (^^;

...new posts since I started writing this post and got distracted, WTF is this guy talking about anymore...

>I HOSTED THIS LOCALLY TO TRY IT OUT
LIES, only the chosen can figure out how to install kokonotsuba on their own!

These are written so neurotically that I can't tell if they're genuine or not, but I'll reply anyway
>>70814
>The larp is Real.
Aren't you roleplaying as Donald Trump in these posts? Do you even know what "larp" means?
>but these retards think that rehashing it twenty years later will bring out some sort of revival... some... original content renaissance!
What? You still don't understand that the point of Heyuri isn't to "fix" the internet? This is a monumental task that no site made in your mom's basement could possibly hope to achieve. Others have already pointed out that Heyuri is for Heyurizens, but you seem to not grasp the idea of other people not having the same motivations or feelings as you on this topic. OC is encouraged here and there's plenty of it to go around but noone is trying to start a revolution like you seem to be implying.
>>70818
Spot on, couldn't agree more.
>>70823
>HEYURI WAS MENTIONED ONCE IN THAT TEXT FILE!
You are on Heyuri's site discussion board, arguing with Heyurizens, presumably this is what you came here to discuss.

This thread could've been way more readable if OP put any effort at all into clarity instead of writing psychotic, badly formatted paragraphs all the time. Expecting anyone who would like to participate to read a miniature novel's worth of this badly formatted drivel is also either a strategy to just refute anyone with "DIDN'T READ", or again a show of complete lack of understanding that other people might just not give nearly as much of a fuck as OP does. Whatever problem OP believes the modern internet has, I don't think he's going to be the one to solve it.

>>70823
>WRONG. A NEW SOLUTION AND NEW GOAL WAS FOUND!
The solution to your thesis was the per-user atelier redesign to your website? It's a good concept for a website, showcasing your users directly. I find the linuxnerd minimalist style visually uggo, but if you can turn a bunch of /g/ nerds into productive artfags of some kind, I suppose I can't speak ill of that.

>THEY ARE TOO SCARED TO TELL US HOW THEIR DAY WENT
Good, a friend of mine once described a certain Mastodon instance as a circus of eunuchs photographing themselves buying bread from the farmer's market (paraphrasing).

>VERY INTERESTING LOLICON HENTAI DISCUSSION GOING ON IN /B/ - OFFTOPIC WHEN THERE IS A VERY OBVIOUS LOLICON HENTAI BOARD FOR JERKING OFF TO LOLICON HENTAI
Sieg Heil.
There are many kinds of "Interesting". On Heyuri that mostly means perverted, stupid and funny posts and OC, again see the bunkasai. If I wanted something more serious I have other websites I frequent, including mine own.

>NOBODY FUCKING SAID THIS LMAO
Of course you didn't say it, that's why I called it a "suspicion". You could say I'm arguing against the more obvious tropes of the "cyberpunk"/lainchan adjacent sphere broadly. The ones that show up in every single Cy-X thread.
>HEYURI WAS MENTIONED ONCE IN THAT TEXT FILE!
You're posting here, quoting your own second person writings, on Heyuri, and therefore implicitly accusing Heyurizens of being unworthy of "A better internet". And since you've been incoherent for most of this thread, I'm being forced to try and psychoanalyze you to figure out why. I should charge money for this.
That's a good way to get to the point: Cyberfag, what is your actual grievance with Heyuri? Why are you here arguing with us instead of enjoying your own forum?

>A COMPUTER IS A TOOL TO CARRY OUT TASKS. WE SHOULD NOT BE HAVING SO MUCH META DISCUSSION ABOUT HOW TO COMPUTER
Half your OP in your own thread is nothing but meta-discussion on how to computer. If you're actually serious about changing how we computer you should be very interested in how instead of living in nerd delusions of being a BBS hacker in the 1980s.
Litmus test, what's your opinion on the late Adobe Flash?

>IT RUNS ON THE FUCKING IP STACK. WHICH IS COMPROMISED FROM THE TOP-DOWN. SO FUCKED!
/g/tard neuroticism, we can go all the way down to writing our own OS on custom FPGA hardware if we're puttering around as hobbyists, but that shit don't make no money, mang. And Urbit is designed to make money. Again, as you should if you're trying to

Comment too long, view post No.70829 to see the full comment.

Refreshing ate my Koizumi image. Very, very, essential to my argument.

>>191859
This would be better w/o the used condoms. Lewd but not ero. And why do you need condoms fucking that brat anyway?

>>191867
aids?

>>191867
Those are blow up balloons you pervert

>>191870
doesn't exist and condoms are for gay guys

>>191867
artists put the condoms to imply that they fucked a lot, that's it
it is particularly silly in h-manga because usually you end up seeing them do a creampie anyway

it is very lulzy how many pictures there are with like dozens of filled condoms around a girl who is currently getting cummed inside directly

>>191996
> modern-newgrounds skrunkly wunkly garfield bean people designed it
are you fucking with me lol
it is just wario land but with mspaint graphics
that's it

>>191996
>>192014
It's supposed to look like 90s grossout cartoons like Ren & Stimpy!

>>192271
It fails at looking like that. It looks like calarts garfield
ren and stimpy arent flat-styled drawings, they're wacky 90s revamped tex avery style toons, nincompooper
18-20 yr old artists try way too hard to be aesthetic. They overuse ms paint/oekaki and popular early 2000s styles because they're unoriginal, rehasher, cultural lemmings

>>192321
>looks like calarts
it really doesn't (look like modern "calarts" that is, since like, all the classic western animators came from there before the school went to shit lmao)

>>192271
honestly, I see it, but I do think it misses the mark lol

>>192338
You forgot to quote the garfield part. Bean eyes is a common calarts style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFufqL0yKbM

>>191953
I downloaded the one from this website, is this not the right one?

https://lostlifegame.com/

There's no + and -, just a glass heart with a bit of pink liquid in it.

Also, the heart cracked just from me turning on the TV while she was napping at the table. Is my run fucked now? I made it 8 days without molesting her, but she still shakes when I look at her and the heart meter hasn't filled up at all.

i think i've seen some videos about this
top tier models and animations but there's too much feet stuff imo

i only remember this game for the fart scenes (´･ω･`)

>>191957
when i tried that website it gave me an incompatibility error. i personally downloaded from "latestmodapks.com" (least scummy sounding website on earth! ). u should see something like this if u get it from there

>>192005
Yeah I tried this one too, the PC version, it's the magnet Rabbit posted. you can make her horny with the plus button but it takes away the suspense element and just makes it into a normal eroge.

Sadly game has discontinued development.

does sex count as sex if you sex while sex due to sex or is sex too sex therefore sex?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Super pretentious.

>>191928
ok

Only song i know is white waking because it was in this game space funeral. I liked the song a lot when i was depressed

>>191925
i was kinda into them in some brief period of my life but it was also the time i became very depressed so i don't really listen to stuff like that anymore because it brings bad memories.

great stuff nonetheless

is this some kind of vkei band

Oh that's pretty neat.
Wait, "Furby"?
How is this a Furby...? (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Itunes link is dead
But the song has love in it
Thanks for posting

>>5286
who needs itunes when you have heyuri's /f/

>>5291
I agree, I just get sad everytime I see a dead link on these flashes.

as you command

>>191910
cows have flat heads so it can fit your palm

>>191907
Cownterpoint

>>191922
but the COW... it calls to me... (´￢`)

>>2373
I think that the measurements for sizes should stay the same, this is bullshit! An XS from 2010 or before would fit me just fine ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>2375
i think its more so that cuts have changed greatly. fabric quality generally and the construction quality of most clothing has also decreased a huge amount even since 2010

I think it's to make fat people feel less fat or something.

Clothes that people buy because of a trend, wear 2-3 times (or never), then sent to closet or thrown ( ´ ･ ω･`)

Manufacturers learning this and cutting fabric and stitching quality because why would you use expensive fabric and durable threads for something someone gets off temu and wears only once?

>>2395
That's why sewing is making a comeback, since everyone is getting poorer nowadays, sewing machines have been on the rise i've noticed.

I wonder which is the Kenyan Heyurizen we had a while ago

Istanbul concert

every otaku my brother and sister

>>191869
she could cosplay as Yomi with thighs like that (´￢`)

>>191876
im way too short to cosplay yomi

nice thighs bitch

>>191888
Could you cosplay Marisa Kirisame? ( ´ω`)

tits, VAGINA, PENIS, or gtfo

cute

ai

Uh .. combat lolis?

>>191892
i am an american male, a grown one. the "sex" field on my driver license, is clearly marked "M". weirdo!