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Off-Topic@Heyuri
This cat is a fat poster
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( ・ω・ )

Off-Topic@Heyuri
gema was Jeffery Epstein all along!
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No he wasn't. You're lying, stop lying to me. :angry:
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poor puchiko, constantly getting raepd by jeff (´~`)
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>No he wasn't. You're lying, stop lying to me.
You're right... he was not Jeff... or rather, he wasn't that Jeff... (゚ー`)
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
eat up, oniichan!
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Itadakimaasu~ :love::tongue:

Lounge@Heyuri
People are freaking out over the EU's chat control laws because it will "break" encryption and allow the EU backdoor access to peoples messages. They have a right to be worried, but unless the EU has invented quantum computers, they arent breaking encryption, just convincing companies to backdoor their programs so they can snoop.

And quite personally, if people are afraid of the EU "breaking" the encryption of, for example, whatsapp, they are being naive. governments dont need to pass a law to backdoor and illegally monitor people

So I'm not really worried.
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Sometimes i feel like im in north korea, like i cant talk about anything i want to talk about even in supposed private communication. Even a friend of mine stopped talk to me about hentai because of that win11 automatic screenshotting ( ´_ゝ`)
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>>15242
lol does he live in texas or britain?
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let's be real, chat control is just a distraction for the masses.
i remember predicting the fact that it got rejected for the first time because it's a literal joke. you should worry about entities storing your encrypted data to later decrypt it with quantum computers instead
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>>15275
ed25519 says no
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FOSS FTW!!!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
For that much of klout how should your content quality or quantity be, esp these days?
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>>178018
See? Fuck you moron.
>>178019
Says the moron who struggle to say anything intelligent other than" that swing that pan",fucking twat. Go back to highschool but I guess you never gone to one!
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>>178019
Yea enjoy your stay neomugichas, dude is even under your protection of pictures just so you can conveniently count yourself double so go fucking ahead apparently you are quite a display of abuse anyway, stick to religion maybe so you get yourself home early but I guess you enjoyed this anyway fuckface
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This fucking thread.
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>>178018
WTF TID
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>>178022
this post is absolutely ebin :biggrin::blush::blush::blush:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ATTENTION, ATTENTION,
from here on out, porkchop© is copy righted, so hachikuji cant use it anymore ( ´ω`)
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Why is the image so small...

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Good ending :shii:
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>>4514
Doesn't FIYA HIS LAZAHH!?!?! BOOOOO! >A<

Your fortune: Average luck

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:nigra:
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i feel baited when i actuly see lolicat girls
:cry::cry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i wish i was her
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>>174631
let's call them "gulls" :biggrin:
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>>174631
:dizzy::nosebleed::drool: ..w.wc...i...id,,,,
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>>174589
STOP TEH NIGGERPOSTIING :angry:
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>>174589
is that kaguya??
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>>174724
das lottie

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what are you scared of?
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He knows he's next .. :dark:
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>>174716
that boy has such cute hands :blush: I wish I were that hampster :love:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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FUCK :angry:
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i lost
🐛🏃‍♂️

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Hi Here!
I'm Anon!
:cool:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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anon I think you're the best!
yes I'm talking to YOU! not the other anons reading, but YOU in particular ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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WTF, I thought he was talking about ME :angry:
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>>174627
BACK OFF FAG
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>>174629
hachi youre a tripfag silly! you'll neva b a tru anon.. but das okay, yu jus need 2 learn 2 embrace our tripfag culture ! :xd:
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um i actually was talking about you anon :biggrin:
sorry i had a hard time responding but my internetz was very bad
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>>174705
And here I had my hopes up...

Flash@Heyuri

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:mona2:
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
628959
:tehegg:
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I want Heyuri omelette (´π`)
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and these must be the virgin boy eggs I've heard about
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oh my god heyuri-tan laid an egg
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>>174667
>>174674
hawt... i need MOAR!!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
heyuri Istanbul hamam meetup ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>174696
Because girls have cooties
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>>174696
/j/ already defaults to a semi lgbt board, theres a few lesbians that post and seeing as its a board for "girly hobbies" generally its also a place for feminine men ie fags. /j/ was at no point ONLY for girls, if youre gay and not a girl than post away as long as it is something feminine
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>>174678
plenty of us already post there though, we just try to politely blend in
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Personally, I dont see why we have to specifically go out of our way to cater to female heyurizens that probably constitute only 0.5% of heyuri, when the percentage of groups like the shotacons on heyuri are much higher than that.
Methinks we should just have a homosex board.
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>>174824
must we be combative?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Who the fuck would want to do all that boring shit? :biggrin:
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$5 an hour?
it better be strip bridge LOL
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ANON GET OFF THE INTERNETWORK I NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>174690
NO, I'M DOWNLOADING STOCK PRICES AT 1200 BAUD (゚血゚#)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I FEEL SO ALIVE ヽ(´∇`)ノ
COME TAKE ME FROM BEHIND ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Those who consort with beasts .. :furious:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
I almost peed myself in a public area :worry:
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>>1524
That's a long story :sweat2:
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So i used a catheter to fill my bladder with cocacola, and wouldnt you know i almost exploded ┐(⌒∇⌒ )┌
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>>1538
Was it at least diet coke or are you trying to speedrun getting a bladder infection? Also why a brown soda instead of something yellow?
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>>1531
i wanna know!
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>>1539
that was a joke :sweat:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
When im done masturbating i always feel disgusted with myself, and whenever im not horny i think masturbation is such a disgusting thing. Is there anyway i can stop thinking like this..? its really bothering.
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>>174652
wtf my sister used to do this to me. THATS a footjob!? :sweat: LOL
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>>174653
footjob, for females!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>174650
that stuff isnt so bad. theres people out there who fap to worse. cut yourself some slack and be forgiving. our inner fantasies are a treasure to cherish, not to feel bad about. :happy:
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>>174645
you may masturbating too frequently as your dopamine spikes and crashes after every session.
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>>174689
i dont masturabte every day, or even every few days

日本語@へゆり
へゆりさんはインターネットテクニックを持っているんですか?持っていないね :xd:
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やっぱりよみはエロいな
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>>2207
本当だねw

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