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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Hello Heyuri
I announce that I am displeased

I have a really tough exam and my professor is almost 80, he barely walks and he doesn't respond to questions while he draws something on the chalkboard because he is almost deaf it appears. He is commonly known as Professor Tutankhamun and he reuses his powerpoint he made in 2007 up to this day and I have an exam tomorrow on his subject and judging by smuggled exams from past years it will be very tough, I hope he recycles a lot so that what ChatGPT spat out for me is good enough.
In addition this semester I have a maths exam encompassing all contents of calc 2 + calc 3 + laplace and sums and series and sums of series in 2 days so one after the other. Although the mathematician was not sleepy like Tut and nobody had any of his past exams or knew anyone who had any so it will be a bad surprise. I will not remember all laplace transforms, I still mistake derivatives and integrals of sin and cos to this day or 1/x and ln and if he adds extra trash into the denominator I will cry and just draw lush flowers on the paper begging him to let me go.

I began learning today and I am not confident whether I will manage to do the absolute minimum to pass in time. If I fail the exams this week and then I fail them the second time next week I get kicked out.
I also am on antibiotics and so I cannot get wasted for the duration of the exams.
I ran out of coke now, no shop is open until some 6 am. I am tired of cramming. I am not happy.
Honestly everyone, learn for your exams a week before and not 2 days before. I know I will get a second chance the following week but I want to get it over with on first try. I also hate my major.
Now I recalled why I wanted to make this complaint. Namely I wanted to fap to lolis but it turns out it is late and I technically got no time to waste. Life is so cruel.
That is the complaint. Thank you for reading.
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>>109644
ganbare! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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All of heyuri is rooting 4 u!
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>>109556
pierdololo, anglikański brzmi jak żarcie klusków, a sie smiejom leszcze z polkiego >:(
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test
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testing

Off-Topic@Heyuri
If you could change your birth year to any year what would it be?
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11/11/1999 because that is what i put as my age on +18 blocks, fastest to type out

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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teh beauty of different languages... astonish
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Je suis Christ!xd
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Can't believe Frankie just outright stole the whole song!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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post blingees and/or picmixes waha
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waha
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waha
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waha
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waha
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inspired by the goth thread?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Has the not best korea, the republic of samsung really done for?
Their culture is a joke. their women are a joke. their academia is a joke. their fertility rate is a joke. their politics are a joke. their neighbours are a joke. their cities are a joke.
and then there is this dude from twitter that recently got raided by police because his university professor tipped the police of by reporting him "posting indecent things on social media"
https://twitter.com/airkatakana
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I have a nigra colleague who went to worst korea for his holiday and he found out what racism is dark
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>>109654
Lol I can attest to the other side of this. The West gets a lot of flak, but in actuality Westerners are the least openly racist people out there. The Asian kid in our school was a pariah. Everything he did left him open for judgement. We even judged him for doing the opposite of something we previously judged him for. (To be fair he did weird shit like letting his nails grow really long)

And I remember as a kid we had this little nursery rhyme that went like this.
Chinese! (slit your eyes upward like pic related)
Japanese! (slit your eyes down)
Money please!!! (hold your hand out like a beggar) dance2
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>>109654
I would actually be interested how people from outside the west look at my nation in nature assuming they know it even exists. But it is hard because you need to get physical touch with them and even then they will play a face or get repulsed before even a word being said.

>>109660
Reminded me when as kids we would look at this sign standing at one of nearby roads and call it the 'angry chinese' sign, I miss the times when people were casual about pointing out our innate differences (WW2 jokes were classics of dark humor at that time in my area). We used to exclusively have gypsies as a minority. I never saw any violence on gyppos from my proximity despite everyone joking on them. Only violence by gyppos.

Dad once said that he had to pick up a massacred dude who fought and lost into the ambulance all in blood and broken bones and his car had all windows cracked too. His cop friend said that the dude had a disagreement with one gypsy, I don't even remember details it has been almost 15 years. It got heated, then he gestured a will to fight to the gypsy and gypsy fled to his tenement house. Poor dude did not know he ran for backup. One minute later a swarm of 4 additional young gypsies ran towards him, beat and left him. He is now paralyzed, no idea about sentences. Town of 7000 people sweat
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>>109660
I used to teach English as a second language to refugees and I remember one nigra from Cuba who heard I could speak Japanese and she did those slant eyes and said "wow... Japanese... all look same!"
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Koreans are weird

Off-Topic@Heyuri
evar wonder how 2 maek chocolate cakey? well you are in luck becase through lomng hours of experimentation i haev invented a new recipe. it was a long process full of long sleepless nights trying slightly different combinations of shi-- toppings. So here is the recipe...


STEP 1.FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT MAKING CAKE, CHOCOLATE CAKE OR EVEN COOKING AS A WHOLE! (except operating a oven)
STEP 2. get loli, if one is not immediately available then abduct one. specific age doesn't matter as long as they haev a virgin loli body
STEP 3. get human shit, this will be important later. Get medium soft shit, runny shit is yucky and not of much use. Get rock-hard shit for extra decrative toppings / cake decoration
STEP 4. CAKE POWDER. it should be at your store.
STEP 5. aquire milk cockolate. should b ez to get.

NOW COOKING BEGINS biggrin

STEP 6. put a large 1m radius bowl and pour it all into the bowl.
STEP 7. pour one jar of (fresh) milf milk into the bowl.
STEP 8. drizzle loli love juices into the mixture, it will increase sweetness in the final product.
STEP 9. MIX IT ALL
STEP 10. puit the bowl into a oven, at a temperature of around 300 degres celcius for around 30 minutes,.

TIEM 4 ICING happy

STEP 11. get another mixing bowl
STEP 12. put the full block of chocolate into it. make sure to fondle it so it's soft.
STEP 13. NOW THE FUN PART... put all the shit in.
STEP 14. If it doesn't get "soft" enough like icing then put more love juices in to make it more runny which will work better as icing.
STEP 15.if you waited 30 miunutes already then take teh bowl out of oven, tip it over so you get the cake out, the cakey should be round like a supple ass... banana


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>>109570
burned hair drool
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>>109570
>Did i do it right?
looks good, but what is teh blood on the right?
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>>109607
Oh, i guess she's not a virgin anymore, did i fuck it up?
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>>109609
>Oh, i guess she's not a virgin anymore, did i fuck it up?
unless you liek your cakey being sour then you'll have to find another little girl
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lolicons would enjoy eating that kind of cake but would lolis?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
it is tiem to draw a circle first try... with teh mouse. NO CIRCLE TOOL OR ELSE YOU'RE A HAX0R. Picrel is mai attempt, possibly the best circle evar drawn. cool
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My coordination is fucked to shit and I got this
nyowned
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>109602
finally home, see example
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>>109633
yu is pretty bad but is fun
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
astonish

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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LOL xd

Lounge@Heyuri
the
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what
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(hey, the other thread is still running!)
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needed
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>>11630

I only made this thread with the intent that nobody would reply, plus making it a funny joke! (It's a one word story that's literally one word...)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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do you prefer hot or cold weather? (´人`)
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i like when it is chilly, but not cold to where it's a pain in the ass to go outside without freezing my balls off. i feel the same about the heat, because the heat brings the bugs and also sleeping with a blanket on makes me a bit too warm, even a sheet if it's really warm out (i much prefer to have something on me when i sleep so i tough it out but sometimes it makes my sleep quality suffer).

if forced to choose between one extreme or the other though, i would choose hot because it's easier to explore in hot weather than in cold.
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>>109408
I am incredibly glad I live in a place that doesn't have tiny-ass bugs everywhere. It has been a while since I've seen a fly in my house.

>>109123
I grew up in a cold weather climate but now I live in the land of heat and do not particularly want to go back north.
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Cold all the wae! The sun harms me and heat makes me sick, but it's weird to go out with an umbrella under the sun...
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>>109507
it isn't that weird
some places, you just fucking have to, it's hot

honestly, I wear a light jacket to keep the sun off of me
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=109316

this tread is complitly about polatics witch were banned on heyuri a few yeres ago. its not alowed on heyuri. i dont like it ether. he must be banned or permabanned. i shold be mod so i can do it myself.

(USER GOT LOST IN THE WRONG BOARD AND NEEDS HIS MOMMY TO PICK HIM UP)
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lolwat
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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nobody here is talking about politics
just a little gay nigger jew hating

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I've been playing Puyo Puyo 2 and Dig Dug 2.

I'm finally starting to be able to make decent combos in PP2, like 4-5 chains.
I need more practice.

Dig Dug 2 never gets talked about even though it's great.
You have to sink the land into the sea to send the monsters into the abyss (which also gives you more points vs inflating them). Very strategic, very fun. I do wish it was easier to identify where grid tiles were sometimes, since you still have grid-aligned Dig Dug movement...
I can make it up to stage 12 so far.
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I set up for my little brother a 2009 laptop running Windows XP miniOS. Installed the internet drivers, downloaded a browser and installed Plants Vs Zombies while at it. Been having a blast seeing him make the most irrational decisions possible and still managing to win somehow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_1Uy69p6rE

God, I wish I could be this good. Their stacking patterns are super weird, just these huge, but still very freeform looking combos.
This is one of my absolute favorite pieces of tournament footage in any game.
It's so cool. cool

I'm still grinding out PP2 to get better but boy, this doesn't merely feel out of reach, this feels like it's in another galaxy. Alien superminds battling for supremacy, rather than mortal men of Earth.
cry
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test
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test
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test2

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
this kind of unawareness will lead chi to getting raep one day...
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>>977
>but then 952-san will save her from the clutches of organized crime
after all that we get to haev over 9000 children together nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>978
that would require 6750 years glare
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>>980
not with artificial wombs
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>>981
>>980
so with teh power of magic and technology i will be able to successfully father all those children with chi? drool
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the quick way: shoot your sperm in a test tube, extract and clone thousands of Chi eggs and grow thousands of babies in artificial wombs

the right way: use the artificial wombs to make thousands of clones of Chi, wait 12 years then get to work impregnating them all naturally

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
images, gif, videos, etc
anyone is welcome to contribute but in this thread, this will be my personalize dumpster.
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[Chiguchi Miri] Ikenai Koto kamo... | Maybe Fucking Kids is Wrong? [English] [Learn JP With H + Team Rabu2] [Decensored] [Digital]

https://exhentai.org/g/2931352/67d5f6a2d1
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(C103) [Kereno Teikoku (Kereno)] Tama ni wa Pedo mo Ii yo ne | It's OK being a Pedophile (Sometimes) [English] [Team Rabu2] [Decensored]

https://exhentai.org/g/2952781/5c1b73fb75
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these titles are so absurd lol
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>17629
this one's great..... perfect age ^_^

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Did Heyuri get attacked by IRUYEH? dizzy
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Unrelated, but, checking the damage on the other boards, I just noticed there is an /l/ board.

Was this always here? Sorry for sounding retarded, but I always visit /b/ and never really paid attention to any other board.
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>>109304
/a/, /c/, /h/ and /l/ were just added a few days ago
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>>109295
The only way to win is to cum even harder. Official Heyuri war orgy is scheduled for 11 PM.
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>>109306
i will participate only if there are cute female heyurizen (lolis ok)
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>>109305
Why are they not listed as news in the blotter?

2D Ero@Heyuri
The original Hentai!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Lounge@Heyuri
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Just Kidding, It's Bart!
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(´¬`)
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bort is a special boy...
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you lied to me!!!
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SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Site Discussion@Heyuri
this is probably a known thing but not all boards are listed on the homepage
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OP, empty your cache. ❗
I had a lot of weirdness like that happen because of stale cache items.
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ctrl f5
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it worked... after i enabled javascript...
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Seems I forgot updating the non-JS menu sweat
Should be fixed now
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>>67028
do better next time
we are all watching your performance glare

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
nyo
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>nyo
wut kind of gibberish is this!? it's not part of teh language!! are you a alien?
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there are some official digi charat songs where the characters forget to make their special sound at the end of the lines. astonish
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>>42
eh wai!?
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>>40
i second this nyu!
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nyu

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